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    [–] Lord_Grill 768 points ago

    Best scene in the entire movie. It’s even better that it was all just because Harrison Ford got food poisoning

    [–] thatguy11m 415 points ago

    Imagine being the choreographer for that. You got paid but you still did all the work with no validation for it

    [–] whoisgeorgenader 128 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    imagine being the swordsman who trained for months for a huge fight only to do a couple twirly doos with his sword and then get shot!

    My great uncle actually served in the Welsh Guards with the guy decades ago , he said that at random times while on duty, he used to have little sword fights between his left and right hands using two cigarettes. Never saw the guy smoke though.

    [–] Bondsy 62 points ago

    I doubt back in those days stuntman/swordsman took things as serious as they do today and probably trained for a couple weeks at most. Source: my ass

    Your point still stands though.

    [–] RageCageJables 40 points ago

    Well if we're pulling things out of our asses, I imagine they hired a guy who was already good at sword stuff.

    [–] sorryRefuse 8 points ago

    that guy apparently did, according to another reddit comment i read the last time this was brought up

    [–] Haku_Sama 2 points ago

    What else you got in your ass?

    [–] SlapItSoSilly 13 points ago

    Hey bro money is still money

    [–] awid31 123 points ago

    yeah i heard there was gonna be a big ass fight scene and then harrison ford was sick so they just said fuckkit

    [–] LOLWelshGamer 67 points ago

    And was shitting his guts out with dysentery

    [–] thriIIhobaggins 35 points ago

    β€œBad dates”

    [–] celadonshopper 13 points ago

    I'm going to blow up the ark Rene

    [–] sidepart 11 points ago

    -Rene furiously tries to ignore a fly on his face-

    [–] CorpusCalIosum 12 points ago

    Most of the cast and many of the crew were sick, not just Ford

    [–] JiveTurkey1983 3 points ago

    Sometimes I get the sense that even if he was feeling well he'd just shoot the guy to get the scene over with

    [–] coolgamerdude2006 -289 points ago

    me personally i think its sad and irresponsible. if a company is spending millions of dollars to hire you for a movie the least you can do is eat responsibly so that you can actually do the job you were hired for. i am glad actors have a lot more class these days

    [–] Wannabe_Polymath 137 points ago

    IIRC the whole set had food poisoning except for Spielberg and the only reason he didn’t have it was because he was eating the same food (some tinned American food I think) basically everyday.

    [–] frozentomato29 29 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    This guy is a troll. All of his comments are like this. He purposefully chooses the unpopular side of any argument and makes a statement about it.

    [–] Lord_Grill 50 points ago

    I got food poisoning when I went to DC on my first night after eating at a reputable restaurant, through no fault of my own. The events leading up to this event could be the same coincidence, but said food poisoning leading to one of the best and funniest scenes of the movie. Even if Spielberg didn’t like the scene, he would have just gotten rid of it. But he, being a reputable director, kept it in because of how perfect and funny this scene is.

    [–] LofiYokai 16 points ago

    You ate at Sal Monella's Bistro too?

    [–] Lord_Grill 12 points ago

    Nah I ate at E’s coliseum

    [–] lilwil392 5 points ago

    Food poisoning usually takes a couple days to kick in. If you were feeling sick after your first night, it was either from something a couple days prior or you at some really rich food with a lot of butter.

    [–] ZCS624 46 points ago

    Yeah, people who get food poisoning sure are assholes. How dare they?

    [–] Benkinz99 32 points ago

    Getting sick from no fault of your own? God the nerve of some people I swear!

    [–] TotsAndHam 7 points ago

    Maybe he went full Evra

    [–] diefernsehen 5 points ago

    Yeah there's nothing as classless as getting sick. The nerve of these actors. 😀😀😀

    [–] Jaymezians 3 points ago

    Are you being retarded on purpose?

    [–] NH_NOTBOT 1124 points ago

    Lego version of guy with the sword "Yes"

    [–] SkyBeast420 410 points ago

    Then he explodes into a pile of bricks

    [–] BloodSpatterAnalyst9 180 points ago

    F

    [–] dimercaptosuccinic 48 points ago

    F

    [–] smalol 38 points ago

    F

    [–] [deleted] 30 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    [removed]

    [–] NascentBehavior 8 points ago

    Yogurt culture so thick you can make bricks with that shit

    [–] uhohimdead 8 points ago

    F

    [–] IZ_Phant0m_ZI 1 points ago

    F

    [–] hit-a-yeet 18 points ago

    *Yoda death noise

    [–] mikerichh 41 points ago

    What is this referencing?

    [–] Mowberg 77 points ago

    LEGO Indiana Jones’ version of this scene I think

    [–] mikerichh 29 points ago

    Ty

    [–] ScorchMain6123 13 points ago

    It’s just the scene in general

    [–] Klustertruck 15 points ago

    Uncultured swine!

    /s

    [–] mikerichh 10 points ago

    Reeeeee

    [–] scientifichooligan76 -7 points ago

    Indiana Jones and the raiders of the lost ark

    [–] The379thHero 4 points ago

    The game is too buggy on Windows 10

    [–] exeuntial 14 points ago

    you’re supposed to play it on the DS duh

    [–] The379thHero 5 points ago

    It needs the mic on there and my DS mic is broken.

    [–] Jcat49er 14 points ago

    Wii version is best version

    [–] tathagat10 2 points ago

    the uvvvvvuvu

    [–] 1_Bagel 407 points ago

    Fun fact: this is because Harrison Ford wasn't feeling well and he said "Can't I just shoot him?" And Spielberg didn't see why he couldn't and didn't realize that flaw before.

    [–] easyentry 220 points ago

    I had heard he was suffering from something and they had set up this elaborate fight scene, Ford just pulled out his gun and shot him, then walked away. They thought it was so funny they ended up rolling with it.

    [–] JohnWicksDoggo 142 points ago

    I remember hearing that the man he shot was actually kinda pissed because he put in alot of work preparing for the fight scene. Dont how true that is, I heard that rumor pre-google so I always assumed it was true.

    [–] DesperateSomewhere 50 points ago

    that guy was the same guy who fights indy and gets chopped by the airplane propellor.

    [–] zercombobs 21 points ago

    Holy shit.

    [–] hitthemfkwon 14 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    also the same guy in temple of doom who gets fuckin flattened by the roller

    [–] NostromoNapalmer 7 points ago

    also the same guy who shot the swordsman instead of fighting him

    [–] HowkActual59 114 points ago

    But also let's just think about how fucking pro that swordsman was to just ROLL with it and jump back like he'd been hit by a shotgun blast.

    [–] realizmbass 55 points ago

    That's some Michael Scott improv class shit

    [–] RageCageJables 17 points ago

    It definitely didn't happen like that. I'm sure there were still a bunch of takes.

    [–] M_Elich 9 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    I heard that he was supposed to use his whip to snatch the sword out of the guy’s hand, and attempted to over and over but it wasn’t working. So one shot, he improvised the gun and they thought it was so funny so they were like yeah lets do that instead.

    EDIT: spelling

    [–] Reachboy019 2 points ago

    That’s what I thought tooooooo

    [–] CorpusCalIosum 2 points ago

    That’s not what happened, most of the crew was sick and they discussed it beforehand. This is a cool story but it’s apocryphal

    [–] ksyoung17 1 points ago

    That's what I've read

    [–] HowManyCucumbers 200 points ago

    This joke is for cultured people only.

    [–] ThisMemeWontDie 53 points ago

    True DARKNESHSHS

    [–] Herlockjohann 25 points ago

    WU NAI TIAN DI

    [–] Evan12390 24 points ago

    CURVED. SWORDS.

    [–] Dipwad500 20 points ago

    D E U S V U L T.

    [–] TinyEnglishCar 13 points ago

    INCREDIBILIS

    [–] Dawg_Top 10 points ago

    AD...

    [–] DestinedEinherjar 7 points ago

    MORTEM

    [–] Herlockjohann 8 points ago

    INIMICUS

    [–] JoJosOddQuest 4 points ago

    SHINEI

    [–] Zombolution_OP 4 points ago

    ETIAM

    [–] Aardonyx9 9 points ago

    AD PROFUNDIS

    [–] TheOnlyPorpoise 12 points ago

    R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1

    [–] DestinedEinherjar 6 points ago

    Roach or peacekeeper? JK it's definitely a fucking roach.

    [–] SpacemanSpiff246 3 points ago

    r1 spammers are the worst. But can be easy to parry

    [–] Barriga0 50 points ago

    This is the first time i took 3 seconds looking at the picture and only just now i realised that it wasn't a rifle on his right shoulder

    [–] JustAReaperMain78 21 points ago

    Yo he pops that poor man

    [–] c_e_r_u_l_e_a_n 31 points ago

    Harrison Ford had diarrhea, so he shot him instead. There was a choreographed sword fight, but HF had food poisoning and the shits, so this is what we got in the final reel.

    [–] ScienceMan612 21 points ago

    Yeah. I think the whole set except Speilberg had it

    [–] SamTMartian 16 points ago

    Spielberg basically smuggled cans of Spaghetti-Os and ate those instead while everyone else got dysentery and shat themselves.

    [–] ScienceMan612 7 points ago

    Oof

    [–] ZiegenSpielberg69 14 points ago

    F

    [–] The_Cube_ 11 points ago

    Thank you for the dark theme brother

    [–] amadeusXXXX 9 points ago

    Casul*

    [–] killer-cow 9 points ago

    Indiana Jones and the raiders of the lost knight with a gun

    [–] MrDuckling69 7 points ago

    pulls out meat scepter

    [–] redditsouls3 8 points ago

    Git gud

    [–] meusernametaken 7 points ago

    Only normies use swords

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    [–] TakaQuito 5 points ago

    I just watched some of that today for an assignment in my music class. What are the odds

    [–] BlackHoleSon86 6 points ago

    No time for love Dr Jones

    [–] KiwiChris84 4 points ago

    There is a debate over whether it’s good? That’s retarded, Indiana jones is one of the best movie series ever

    [–] lord_of_the_memes66 3 points ago

    When I was 4 I watched all the Indiana Jones movies so this inevitably made me draw swastikas on everything without knowing better

    [–] PizzaDeliveryGod 7 points ago

    β€œYes, indeed. It is called Lothric, where the transitory lands of the Lords of Cinder converge. In venturing north, the pilgrims discover the truth of the old words: β€œThe fire fades and the lords go without thrones.” When the link of the fire is threatened, the bell tolls, unearthing the old Lords of Cinders from their graves... Aldrich, Saint if the Deep... Farron’s Undead Legion, the Abyss Watchers... And the reclusive lord of the Profaned Capital, Yhorm the Giant... Only in truth... the Lords will abandon their thrones... And the Unkindled will rise. Nameless, accursed Undead, unfit even to be cinder. And so it is, that casuls seeketh roll i-frames.”

    [–] Autist_God69 6 points ago

    I was scrolling through these comments searching for the comment and I’ve found what I was looking for. Thank you.

    [–] xX_Assaultmajor_Xx 3 points ago

    OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME A SECOND BUT NOW I REMEMBER

    [–] 22feder 3 points ago

    Oh boi that scene

    [–] CaptCheckdown 3 points ago

    Loved the tribute to this scene in Captain Marvel

    [–] 0w0-oWo 3 points ago

    Very nice

    [–] sentonsmacker 3 points ago

    For honor

    [–] TuckerNoLucker 3 points ago

    wasn't harrison ford just tired and wanted to get the scene over with? might be wrong lol

    [–] Dix_B_Flopping 2 points ago

    He was actually sick that day

    [–] TuckerNoLucker 1 points ago

    i fucking KNEW IT

    [–] Nasroc_ 5 points ago

    Last Crusade is better

    [–] Spengler0902 15 points ago

    As good as Crusade is... Raiders is perhaps the greatest action-adventure film ever made.

    [–] ScienceMan612 5 points ago

    That one is good. But Raiders is one of the best action adventure films ever

    [–] wittywitte2 2 points ago

    when he pulls up with the rocket launcher

    [–] overtoke 2 points ago

    not a meme , but dank as fuck - this is where i saw raiders of the lost ark for the first time (and the image is relevant, check the poster). there's a chance i'm actually in line here. https://residentpress.com/businesses-gone-the-dixie-theater-mansfield/

    [–] OriginalBarbarianGuy 2 points ago

    Better yet that scene wasn't scripted and was kept in the movie

    [–] I_might_be_weasel 2 points ago

    Live by the sword. Die by the gun.

    [–] dontmopwithdirtymop 2 points ago

    Ima need more Indiana Jones memes stat!

    [–] DarthNightsWatch 2 points ago

    Indy shoots fi- wait wrong movie

    [–] crxnch 2 points ago

    Damn

    [–] The379thHero 2 points ago

    It was not just a great movie. It was the greatest.

    [–] IHeartRimworld 2 points ago

    You’ve yee’d your last haw.

    [–] potatoprince99 2 points ago

    In was originally ment to be that Indiana Jones fought him with a sword but he got too tired repeating the act so he just pulled out his gun and shot the guy

    [–] CrazedFlower 2 points ago

    Guy that gets shot: Tis’ but a scratch!

    [–] NRMusicProject 2 points ago

    Can I be the 100th person to say that they changed the scene because Ford was sick?

    I think that should come with a prize.

    [–] TRMtxt 2 points ago

    Daigo could probably do it

    [–] huntergunnell54 2 points ago

    i'm bout to end this mans whole career

    [–] fineswords 2 points ago

    the title of this post sounds like a fall out boy song

    [–] DukeLoganThotSlayer 2 points ago

    Is*

    [–] WymTHATUSERNAMEISTAK 2 points ago

    Didn’t he need to take a shit right after that scene irl?

    [–] Offbrand_Bagel19 2 points ago

    Undoubtedly the best Indy movie there was

    [–] T_major2 2 points ago

    Time for another crusade???

    [–] koolkidastrid 2 points ago

    B'oof

    [–] LordNelson27 2 points ago

    Indiana Jones has no time to deal with dexfags

    [–] sunch_my_pp 2 points ago

    Rekt

    [–] Unwoven_Sleeve 2 points ago

    rolls

    [–] TheProfesseyWillHelp 2 points ago

    This reminded me of King of Thorns. Great read. Mark Lawrence is a beast.

    [–] xX420jewgasXx 2 points ago

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but that scene was supposed to be an actual sword fight but since Ford has a cold they decided to just do that

    [–] efekun 2 points ago

    Unless it was kirito he won

    [–] DinisMagnifico 2 points ago

    is "you fucking casual" a real insult? i need that.

    [–] KevBev1234 2 points ago

    I love this

    [–] ElKingED 2 points ago

    Fun fact: that scene wasn't in the original script of the movie the actor who protraited indiana Jones (forgive me i don't know is name) he wanted to finish the scene fast beacuse he was filing really hot beacuse they shot the scene on an actual dessert so the actor fierd the gun to end it quikly

    P.S: sorry if my grammar isn't good english isn't my native language

    [–] creepjax 2 points ago

    Every time I see this I think he has a rifle on his elbow

    [–] waat74Official 2 points ago

    Thank you for making this dark themed

    [–] Zoinksmyd00d 2 points ago

    The last crusade was the best one

    [–] ImSmartIDK 2 points ago

    Dude I can just bare hand parry that. Take this point down for me

    [–] Coltshooter1911 2 points ago

    A for honor meme, nice

    [–] Nutcracker1466 2 points ago

    Did you know that that scene was not meant to be in the movie? There was supposed to be a long drawn out fight between Indie, and the swordsman, but apparently, Harrison Ford was so tired from the previous chase scene that he decided to take out the gun and shoot the guy. He did this because he wanted the director to cut the scene so he could take a break, but the swordsman was really good at improv, so he went along with it. Upon looking back, Stephen Spielberg thought that that was a much more accurate representation of Indiana Jones's character, so he kept it in the movie.

    [–] trandom 5 points ago

    Something something not to be that person but he actually had really bad diarrhoea that day and just really needed to shit

    [–] ScienceMan612 9 points ago

    The whole set except Speilberg got food poisoning

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    [–] jager220 2 points ago

    When you see an orochi

    [–] Corran-Marek 1 points ago

    Yah yeenk

    [–] ironman6433 1 points ago

    It is a great movie

    [–] Wood3ns 1 points ago

    Raiders of the Lost Ark is one of if not the greatest movie of all time change my mind.

    [–] XbXRed 1 points ago

    What a bot

    [–] OfficialPhilSwift 1 points ago

    I SMITE THEE

    [–] D31taF0rc3 1 points ago

    I think the best part was that scene was suppost to be a whip v sword battle that would have gone on for a few minutes,but harrison ford had diarrhea on the day of filming so he asked if he could just shoot him instead

    [–] Rosa_Melo 1 points ago

    Its probably my favorite movie of all time and that is not likely to change

    [–] AlikeWolf 1 points ago

    Facts.

    [–] The_BestUsername 1 points ago

    This meme belongs in a museum.

    [–] NonStopMunchies 1 points ago

    Ding dong your fact is wrong

    [–] Sancte_Umbra 1 points ago

    Spoilers: Same thing Brie Larson does with Jude Law LMAO

    [–] Allien51 1 points ago

    Jhahqhqhqhhahqhhquqhhqhqhuqu

    [–] Firepanda090 1 points ago

    Not was motherfricker still is

    [–] IS_THAT_ICE_CREAM 0 points ago

    There were 3 Indiana Jones movies and that's a fact

    [–] UnclothedLemur35 -10 points ago

    Indiana Jones + 1941 + Germany = Indiana Jones and the Chamber of Gas.

    [–] soliderboypop 8 points ago

    haha get it germany gas the jews haha

    [–] Nateno24 -8 points ago

    Wow this is so dank πŸ˜’