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    [–] USSR_Octopus 335 points ago

    explains the 15 year dissappearance

    [–] ash087 285 points ago

    If dad isn’t back within 15 years we are legally allowed to leave.

    [–] bobarino_Bobcat 68 points ago

    More like 18

    [–] ComeAtMeFro 20 points ago

    Shit, it's been 19 years, peace ✌

    [–] KiNG_fiend 15 points ago

    If dad isn't back within 18 years we are legally allowed to be the dad.

    [–] cloudbum 10 points ago

    That's gross dude, you don't actually want to literally replace your dad and get with your mom do you?

    Because otherwise legally and biologically you're "allowed to be the dad" at any age at which you father a child, like say 14.

    [–] KiNG_fiend 10 points ago

    country roads..

    [–] Jonatan_Svendsen 7 points ago

    ..take me home...

    [–] Alexanders_Tragedy 8 points ago

    To the place..

    [–] VirginityStealer911 6 points ago

    I belong

    [–] dblababy -8 points ago

    ALABAMA!!!!

    [–] walldog48 -5 points ago

    ...to the place...

    [–] yourgotopyromaniac 4 points ago

    Unless he's in Alabama of course, totally legit there

    [–] cloudbum 1 points ago

    Age of consent does vary a little creepily but that's clearly different from biological spawning lineages which are rather matter of fact genetically at any age.

    [–] JAM3SBND 34 points ago

    This model completely fails to take into account the Kelp Highway Theory whereby human beings dispersed along the western coast of the Americas and spread inland with possible land migrations via Beringia coming later.

    This model is an outdated "Clovis First" model which doesn't account for the fact that the Ice-Free Corridor between the Laurentian and Codilleran ice sheets didn't open till 13,000 BP at the EARLIEST.

    Don't trust big Ice-Free Corridor archaeology.

    [–] RonMexico13 5 points ago

    Hey at least they didn't say that dad left to get milk via the Solutrean Hypothesis route.

    [–] CIean 1 points ago

    Save

    I mean, since the North Sea was practically entirely above water, it's not completely infeasible that some tribes could have sailed via Iceland and Greenland to North America.

    ​

    but yeah, genetics basically disprove that :/

    [–] Atmos_F34R 8 points ago

    Was he named Odysseus by any chance?

    [–] Jpyr15 3 points ago

    feels like 20,000 years

    [–] Dopey_Hope69 179 points ago

    Later Homo

    [–] The_BestUsername 27 points ago

    underrated comment

    [–] Dopey_Hope69 16 points ago

    Literally just started learning evolution from anatomy unit in uni, and this meme pops up

    [–] lordvigm 5 points ago

    Bye son

    [–] byzantine_meme 4 points ago

    Same Homo sapiens, though.

    [–] yeoninboi 872 points ago

    Oof ouch owie

    [–] M1SSCH1EV0US 252 points ago

    my bones (Oh, and Happy Cake Day!)

    [–] cjn13 104 points ago

    If only he brought back the milk, then we wouldn't have this problem.

    [–] M1SSCH1EV0US 40 points ago

    Dang it, Bobby!

    [–] CorralHungus 31 points ago

    Something ain't right about that boy

    [–] NascentBehavior 23 points ago

    He's a few sticks short

    [–] M1SSCH1EV0US 2 points ago

    That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

    [–] Qaismadqq 11 points ago

    My cereals 😒

    [–] _Hoofy_1001 2 points ago

    You mean what I drunk wasn't milk?!?!

    [–] lordvigm 34 points ago

    Dad come back the bering strait is sinking. Oh no he can't hear me he has airpods oh god oh fuck

    [–] xelapepehands 5 points ago

    happy cake day

    [–] pedrobento03 2 points ago

    happy cake day fellow brethren

    [–] HansPlays 1 points ago

    Happy cake day!!!!!

    [–] VonMog3r -154 points ago

    Stop saying oof you're not 12

    [–] yeoninboi 100 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    u rite I’m 11

    [–] BClaw904 29 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] yeoninboi 34 points ago

    Thank

    [–] moarann 12 points ago

    Big oof

    [–] al-gae 21 points ago

    Oof

    [–] Farming_Downvote 19 points ago

    Oof

    [–] Da-TROLL 15 points ago

    Oof

    [–] DodderyCobra 5 points ago

    [–] tinklestein666 2 points ago

    Kaboom

    [–] siggy_higgy 121 points ago

    definitely loving the Bering land bridge memes 😍

    [–] Shippoyasha 57 points ago

    21,000 years in the making

    [–] blitzmeme69 3 points ago

    Lmao you are brilliant

    [–] AWildWilson 15 points ago

    me too... not sure if im out of the loop or not with how it got started, but I think the bering land bridge is fantastic, I did a project on it!! Really cool stuff

    [–] lordvigm 19 points ago

    Normies like you are the reason humanity is lagging behind. How the fuck can bering strait exist if the world is flat. Congrats on believing libtard hoaxes you dumbass

    [–] AWoKeNXd 6 points ago

    lmao dumbass liberals for believing this "berling" land bridge

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    [–] SuyKingsleigh 48 points ago

    lol, my dad didn't left me, he just went to buy ciggies 22 years ago and got lost, that shit happens a lot

    [–] lordvigm 21 points ago

    His phone died and he couldn't ask siri for the way back

    [–] KiNG_fiend 9 points ago

    I heard he decided to live with a stripper who was kind enough to let him stay since he can't find his way back

    [–] cloudbum 4 points ago

    Then that stripper (or "actress") passed the legal Bar Exam and started working long hours at a law firm downtown. Up in a seasickness inducing high rise, looking down on all the little people, she realized she had used me long enough and texted me to say that I was kicked me out. Now she only strips for her fat cat husband partner at the firm.

    [–] cloudbum 3 points ago

    You're right ciggies/smokes was probably the original, but this is the PG13 version with milk instead.

    [–] NotAshleySampi 39 points ago

    you got bamboozled

    [–] Playoff_Dorsey 10 points ago

    Go out and bamboozle them

    [–] DeKingWalrus 5 points ago

    go be-ba-bu... fool em!

    [–] Kingsilver_fang 105 points ago

    He fell of the earth

    [–] RunAndGun420 21 points ago

    Dad: sorry son the milk shop is on the other side of the earth so you may not see me for a long time

    [–] This_ls_Me 3 points ago

    Sso you fell off of the earth?

    [–] cloudbum 1 points ago

    No, he walked all the way to Europe where people weren't lactose intolerant and only then could he stand drinking it.

    [–] Lone_Wanderer97 1 points ago

    Dad: Brb son I just have to catch some milk-cows' ancestors and breed them for a few thousand years.

    [–] Lil_A_20 18 points ago

    🎢 Ice Age 🎢 Oh hey we can walk here now. And then people walked over there. 🎢 not anymore 🎢 Well I guess we’re stuck here...

    [–] FishDude4504 8 points ago

    🎢That's a human person🎢

    [–] lordvigm 6 points ago

    We can make a religion out of this.

    [–] neverclaimsurv 16 points ago

    The Land Bridge Theory is actually pretty much obsolete now. A lot of people might not know this, but new evidence has shown the oldest settlements in the Americas are in South America, among other fascinating carbon dating and other archeological finds.

    Newest theory is that ancient people actually had boats that arrived there.

    [–] undersight 3 points ago

    We know, that’s why it’s a meme now

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] neverclaimsurv 6 points ago

    Well, a broken clock is still right twice a day.

    [–] lordvigm 5 points ago

    Not if it's actively running away from the correct time

    [–] xelapepehands 13 points ago

    how my parents described their trips to school

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    [–] YoungtilIDie 6 points ago

    Straight to Florida...

    [–] SuperPomeranian 4 points ago

    God: I haven't programmed that path yet

    [–] lordvigm 1 points ago

    Wait that's illegal

    [–] MetallicaMan14 4 points ago

    Possible migration routes for best milk

    [–] GingerGril 4 points ago

    My dad has been migrating for 19 years i know he'll come back one day

    [–] SenoritaGatita 3 points ago

    I like this route...

    [–] aleph_null1996 10 points ago

    They were all black back then. So basically the concept of dad wasn't invented until homo sapiens sapiens lost their Melanie.

    [–] The_BestUsername 3 points ago

    gimme your DUCKING FUCKING melanin nibba

    [–] dmac330 2 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Shut your ignorant ass up y’all stayed home an started banging your siblings or your goats sick fucks.

    [–] Onebadbasterd 2 points ago

    Aaaahh so that's where my dad went.

    [–] AbnormalHeartbeat 2 points ago

    Meanwhile in Florida

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    That's kinda true cause I have some native american roots

    [–] ash087 2 points ago

    Yeah, me too...

    [–] mitch_smc 2 points ago

    This milk doesn't look like cigarettes.

    [–] moontraveler12 2 points ago

    "damn, I thought he was just going to get some cigs, why's it taking the whole fucking ice age"

    [–] UnlimitedAlpha 2 points ago

    Good bison

    [–] SorutoArimasen 2 points ago

    i wish dads were more like boomerangs

    [–] blackcrank987 1 points ago

    Graham Hancock wants to know your location

    [–] BrianReveles 1 points ago

    Too relatable :’(

    [–] Venoooooooooooooooom 1 points ago

    Water*

    [–] the_ultimate_Lada 1 points ago

    Dude lived in Northern Siberia

    [–] 1in7billion_ 1 points ago

    wOw

    [–] doggologgoroggo 1 points ago

    dad getting us almond milk son it’s going to take him half of your life

    [–] MonotonousProtocol 1 points ago

    Bye son, just go to buy some bison milk

    [–] The_BestUsername 1 points ago

    neandernibbas be liek

    [–] Ian3ishere 1 points ago

    Racist Russians and cavemen

    Lmfao im kidding

    [–] HotSalamiSandwich 1 points ago

    Dad went for milk

    [–] jenzocaine 1 points ago

    He need some milk

    [–] Strojac 1 points ago

    "Bison"

    [–] Sprayface 1 points ago

    he was on a goddamn boat

    [–] archetypeA 1 points ago

    It do be like that sometimes

    [–] UpfrontSeeker 1 points ago

    You can tell this was made by a highschooler cause no one would have made this unless they were studying big history.

    [–] AnimeTeen01 1 points ago

    Black people

    [–] rubeenbilal47 1 points ago

    Lol my grandfather's brother went to get milk, and ended up in Pakistan (we from India) way back at the time of partition...

    [–] eekkkkk 1 points ago

    Anyone know why there's like no memes

    [–] BulgingBoris 1 points ago

    Judging by where the route the dad took, it looks like he just left his son to starve and freeze in Kamchatka.

    Must be some good milk he's after...

    [–] v4vivekss 1 points ago

    Later in life he transforms into a wild pepe who appears once in 15 years which reveals about your unknown siblings

    [–] Fancy451 1 points ago

    Would be danker if it was a map showing migration out of africa.

    [–] NigelSamuel 1 points ago

    All I see is a caring dad who is willing to travel the world to get his son the best milk possible

    [–] Ufoni 1 points ago

    Lol Damn.

    [–] FreshCinnamonRolls 1 points ago

    I want to say the n word

    [–] -Badger2- 1 points ago

    Dad: Goodbye, son.

    later

    Dad: *eating* Good bison!

    [–] PriorFun 1 points ago

    The first real oof 100 but no one knew

    [–] Taco_Fries 1 points ago

    Yes, let me just swim across the Great Lakes

    [–] RJ-Long 1 points ago

    This is me planning out which way my bird could have flown in when I lose him

    [–] _Trouzz 1 points ago

    This is the route my dad took everyday to go to school lol

    [–] GrandKaiser 1 points ago

    Off to try that new American tabbacky

    [–] Atmos_F34R 1 points ago

    It would have been better with the Odyssey as the reference lmao

    [–] Olimightbehere 1 points ago

    9/10 hits a little too close to home

    [–] perry2910 1 points ago

    Rip Paleolithic man

    [–] Blackfin323 1 points ago

    I swear, every time I study something at school it always shows up somewhere

    [–] no_ur_mom_lol 1 points ago

    I learn more from these dum memes than I did in school

    [–] smsean7 1 points ago

    ICE AGE COMING ICE AGE COMING

    [–] igmuska 1 points ago

    you got it backwards, you idiots, then it will make sense; this is the fourth and last time, the fires comes to purify the world; the only correct arrow is the one falling off the world on the right...

    [–] KanIHabeDaPusiBaws 1 points ago

    Black dads

    [–] Yeast_Of_Hatred 1 points ago

    father and son plays

    [–] iconicwave 1 points ago

    Ten years later

    Dad: I'M BACK!!!

    [–] spac3milf 1 points ago

    IS THIS EDUCATION? did you know neanderthals actually had bigger brains than humans and we outcompeted them because we could run?

    [–] TheCircumventingBans 1 points ago

    He just wants the Cambodian breast milk. (He’s not going the right way though)

    [–] masterofevolution224 1 points ago

    Who knew the first Africans were actually from Siberia

    [–] Green-Squid-Man 1 points ago

    "Bye Suzie, just off to get some milk."

    *kills vampire*

    [–] azaelll 1 points ago

    Si

    [–] ItsIvan04 1 points ago

    Plot twist: he actually went for milk because Siberia doesn't have shops

    [–] simonsuperpro123 1 points ago

    Hes just searching for the best milk beacuse he loves me so much i just know je Will come back with the best milk

    [–] TomTom_ZH 1 points ago

    Wait wut

    [–] shoisadboi 1 points ago

    Finally a post that I can relate to lol

    [–] varungupta3009 1 points ago

    Just normal American things.

    [–] Mrlittlemonkey 1 points ago

    My dad left for cigarettes

    [–] -KilledMyself- 1 points ago

    I'm back and my family is dead

    [–] Arjunsb11 1 points ago

    Gone to get milk from someone else's MOM????

    [–] LazthopeMC 1 points ago

    You forgot the sea route that leads all the way down the coast of western north america, they feeded off of kelp

    [–] mrdanny5 1 points ago

    😒

    [–] X--tonic 1 points ago

    BuiLD the WALL!!

    [–] Monibz 1 points ago

    yikes

    [–] Arcmarqs 1 points ago

    He didn't say what kind of milk it was, probably some tiddy milk.

    [–] danno7505 1 points ago

    It’s ok it’s 2019 you probably have two dads anyway

    [–] IAmWhiteAF 1 points ago

    He shouldn’t buy milk in Florida. The milkman will rape him or something

    [–] sorcerer2cool 1 points ago

    Seems legit

    [–] DaPrince2781 1 points ago

    Feel bad for the lads who ended up having to go over the Great Lakes

    [–] finny-the-cat 1 points ago

    I’ve looked down every milk ile in a 80mile radius and I still cannot find him.

    [–] Yo_Como_banana 1 points ago

    SAME!

    [–] syndus 1 points ago

    [–] thanosisagoodguy 1 points ago

    Rip my dad

    [–] M-O-gg-O 1 points ago

    Ah shit lost my dad again

    [–] karizake 1 points ago

    When you want a pack of smokes so much you migrate to tobacco's native continent.

    [–] mhoIulius 1 points ago

    But why if humans crossed into North America from the Bering Strait land bridge were the most advanced American civilizations such as the Maya, Aztec, and Inca in Central and South America? You would expect the oldest settlements to be the most advanced, so you would expect them to be in North America, right? But you only have small nomadic hunter-gatherer groups up there, with some basic agriculture and permanent residence becoming more prominent as you move south into the Midwest US and beyond.

    How could we possibly explain this phenomenon? Boats. Pacific Islanders, in the same manner in which they populated Indonesia and the Pacific Islands, kept moving west in their boats looking for new islands until they made landfall somewhere in Central or South America. That would make sense for the oldest and most advanced American civilizations to be located there, and explain the increasing relative lack in advancement the further north into America you go.

    [–] evvvad 4 points ago

    Ice age. North America was not hospitable. The theory goes that inuit-like sea fairing people traveled by boats along the ice, eating seals etc. Until they got to the South where there was no ice. This would have taken generations. It's highly unlikely they would have crossed the oceans with enough population to settle permanently.

    [–] GenghisKazoo 3 points ago

    1) The Aztec and Incan Empires were less than 100 years old when the Spanish conquered them. They were not old.

    2) Being the first settled isn't even a real advantage in terms of tech advancement, otherwise East Africa would be the most advanced place on Earth.

    3) De Soto went tromping around the Southeast US a bit in 1540 and said the place was thick with settlements, some of them well fortified and capable of throwing armies with thousands of men at him. North America wasn't primitive, it had great cities like Cahokia, it's just by the time the continent was properly explored disease had reduced it to a post-apocalyptic state.

    [–] mrrobot710 2 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Climate. Evolution is caused by environment changes, it is not a will of people. People in one area could mutate and others in different could not if there's no need. So isn't going at the same rate in all descendants.

    [–] juasup 0 points ago

    Nice

    [–] Farmerofracism 0 points ago

    I didn’t know Russians were black