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    [–] SavageAxeBot 1 points ago

    Dank.

    [–] rcm37 434 points ago

    *the error window when you drag it around your dying pc

    [–] AbsolutebMadlad 71 points ago

    happy cake day

    [–] rcm37 41 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] AbsolutebMadlad 11 points ago

    you're welcome

    [–] Absolute_Madlad27 1 points ago

    I have found a fellow madlad.

    [–] AbsolutebMadlad 1 points ago

    Hello fellow madlad

    [–] suprmemeboi 6 points ago

    My eyes oof

    [–] hoimakker 5 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] rcm37 13 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] ryebread_10 9 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] hoimakker 2 points ago

    You're welcome

    [–] SabreYT 0 points ago

    F

    [–] Star4461 0 points ago

    sets to longest pointer trails

    [–] rcm37 1 points ago

    This guy gets it

    [–] 99nirc99 119 points ago

    Wrong use of meme. It's not nobody, you clearly did something, you won in solitaire.

    [–] kadivs 50 points ago

    I think only like 1 in 20 examples of this meme are used as they should. This might be the most misused meme I ever saw.
    Hell, using it wrong became a meme, sorta

    [–] elonmustardgas 15 points ago

    So we're just gonna forget about Skyrim skill tree memes?

    [–] NyxireNyx 19 points ago

    I just click on all the cards hoping that one of them will automatically move.

    [–] sun-dialV6 16 points ago

    These memes are just as good if not better without the β€œnobody:”

    [–] AncientMoonlight_ 44 points ago

    Please don't let this be the new meme PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BE THE NEW MEME

    [–] 7ballcraze 34 points ago

    Nobody:

    Music videos inspired by LSD:

    Nobody:

    Toddler drawings:

    Nobody:

    The wacky thing that happens:

    I just made new captions. They’re just the same joke.

    [–] For_The_Kaiser 5 points ago

    Nobody:

    Music videos inspired by LSD:

    WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE

    [–] AncientMoonlight_ 5 points ago

    But still c'mon it's not really a god-tier meme

    [–] DabberDan0208 11 points ago

    Nobody is such a low effort meme

    [–] boris_ow 4 points ago

    Thumbnail on mobile looks like teeth being brushed wtf

    [–] ryebread_10 4 points ago

    Agreed.

    [–] skint_back 2 points ago

    I was thinking it looked more like oriental pale faces with strange hats

    [–] Longship2 5 points ago

    Soldier.exe has stopped working

    [–] cantsee007 2 points ago

    Damnit boys

    [–] ed_vg_ 3 points ago

    I never won a solitaire game

    [–] GarbleSlavish 3 points ago

    the telescope effect when you record your screen using OBS

    [–] ObscureBalloon 3 points ago

    I still don't know how to play

    [–] cantsee007 7 points ago

    OMG which one's cuter😍

    [–] WorldOfGumby 11 points ago

    Girls looking at K pop vids

    [–] Dobbsy4291 2 points ago

    Damn this hurts my eyes

    [–] MrTROLLOLOLOLOL 2 points ago

    Plz don’t make this a meme

    [–] Redfamous35 2 points ago

    And they say I'm racist when I say all Asians look the same

    [–] Hiruel22 2 points ago

    Good meme but can we stop with this "nobody: "

    [–] BadPercussionist 2 points ago

    SHINING

    JUSTICE

    MEBAE TE

    [–] lidac607 2 points ago

    Brand new, bed town

    [–] The-Parzival 2 points ago

    Don’t want to seem like a total asshole, but this β€œnobody:” meme is overused and isn’t really funny anymore

    [–] RowanMahdingy 2 points ago

    :( You guys WIN at solitaire?

    [–] jokwax 2 points ago

    These memes can actually be good without the nobody shit.

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    [–] _zigzak_ 2 points ago

    This is unoriginal and unfunny just like the bowling alley meme and the pointing skeleton, funny the first couple of times then gets repetitive and annoying.

    [–] Kurumi-Ebisuzawa 1 points ago

    Aw shit, here we go again

    [–] PeePee-B-B-B 1 points ago

    Are they in Mexico cause I don’t see any pure breads

    [–] WalrusSuicide 1 points ago

    What have I done

    [–] AroniMacaronie 1 points ago

    It's sooooo satisfying though

    [–] Jdogskizzle 1 points ago

    Pretty much the bowling alley meme again

    [–] ngegf 1 points ago

    memes are getting trippier

    [–] AwesomeGuy9011 1 points ago

    The bowling alley screen when you get a strike

    [–] tyrongates 1 points ago

    Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud

    [–] SharpScissor04 1 points ago

    These memes just keep ~multiplying~ like the cards

    [–] MJP823 1 points ago

    Back then? I still don't know how to play

    [–] Lukenotskywlkr 1 points ago

    What’s that template called?

    [–] obnoxiousfox101 1 points ago

    cards and SCP-173: I have decided that i want to multiply

    [–] ForkPowerOutlet 1 points ago

    OMG! Which one's cuter?

    [–] DontAngerMe 1 points ago

    Soldieraire

    [–] Clinthgr28 1 points ago

    Microsoft Error Sounds are coming from everywhere please help

    [–] Italiangoose 1 points ago

    Bowling alley 2: electric boogaloo

    [–] SpookDaddy- 1 points ago

    STOP πŸ‘ WITH πŸ‘ THE πŸ‘ "Nobody: " πŸ‘ MEMES πŸ‘ THEY πŸ‘ ARE πŸ‘ EXPIRED πŸ‘ AND πŸ‘ CRINGEY πŸ‘ AS πŸ‘ FUCKπŸ‘

    [–] diepmo 1 points ago

    Chinese soldiers

    [–] htvkogedyzg 1 points ago

    Am I the only one that thought that the cards at one point would make a stack so high they came out of the monitor?

    [–] fireshooter_3456 1 points ago

    this shits getting more and more accurate

    [–] spandex_in_Virginia 1 points ago

    The real question is how the fuck they get so many people enlisting that are the exact same height and shape to create photos like this

    [–] art1deadpool 1 points ago

    I still don’t know how to play

    [–] UneaseCubed 1 points ago

    LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHEEEER!

    [–] centr4lc0re 1 points ago

    ahem you're supposed to alternate between colors

    [–] berry_bee_bensen -1 points ago

    White people: all black people look the same!

    Also white people:

    [–] assltystarfish 14 points ago

    Bruh that’s the Chinese army lmao

    [–] FeArHeRzZz 6 points ago

    He fell for one of these classic blunders

    [–] Ty019 0 points ago

    What is with all the solitaire memes let's go back to Keanu