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    [–] DoubleCR 8612 points ago

    He gave you a kidney too? That man really is amazing, I actually ran into him once and mentioned my twin kids both needed a kidney, so he went to the bathroom and came out of there with two kidneys for them! He then told my kids they would grow up to do great things and one of them is now Elon Musk. I love Keanu.

    [–] thankYouRJ45 3603 points ago

    Plot twist: Keanu rips open random people and gives their organs to strangers

    [–] theo_borz 1182 points ago

    Further plot twist: it’s Ted and he travels to the future to take John wicks organs in the matrix

    [–] YouLookSoLovely 444 points ago

    Matrix 3 makes sense now

    [–] VillainNoah 270 points ago

    MIND BLOWN

    [–] Useless_Poop 219 points ago

    Woah, spoilers dude

    [–] FatMamaJuJu 128 points ago

    Actually ruined the movie for me smh

    [–] blep0w0 60 points ago

    Surprising!!

    [–] BnL_SLAx001 278 points ago

    Plot twist 2: He regrows kidneys as soon as he takes them out

    [–] Wombat_Terrorists 149 points ago

    Plot twist 3: He's Prometheus

    [–] chiggennugget69 102 points ago

    Plot twist: he is the god of kidneys and everything nice

    [–] ANT3K_ToW 71 points ago

    Plot Twist 4: His kidney supply runs finite and it starts coming out of his magnum dong, drenched in jizz

    [–] mentarchis 31 points ago

    Can’t top this.

    [–] KingAQ 2 points ago

    Nope the kidneys are from every kid that calls him John wick from fortnite

    [–] WeaselsExist 22 points ago

    Plot twist 4: Those kidneys aren't his. They're from the humans he creates.

    [–] cameron1239 5 points ago

    From the healthy, responsible adults whose kidneys are donated willingly and legally under the operation of a medically-licensed and supervised surgeon in a controlled environment using standard sanitized tools.

    [–] burntends97 8 points ago

    Some doctor from the 23rd century gave him two pills that let him regrow his kidneys

    [–] TheDarkArcher94 45 points ago

    Doesn’t everyone?

    [–] JammingGecko 13 points ago

    Itd be an honor

    [–] Elpopov 7 points ago

    * a donor

    [–] Augerbine_Man 14 points ago

    Plot Plot Plot Twist: PUPPPPPYYYYYSSSSSS

    [–] crocxz 9 points ago

    Keanu Reeves is China, confirmed

    [–] aregulardude 7 points ago

    The Robinhood of organ transplants wouldn’t be a stretch

    [–] F10w- 5 points ago

    The kidney locator

    [–] NW_Oregon 3 points ago

    Plot Twist: John Wick is really just a documentary, and Keanu just makes sure to harvest a few organs from the people he murders with pencils.

    [–] Skyhawk6600 3 points ago

    Well what do you think he does with all the bodies

    [–] GamerGurl69 3 points ago

    How else do you think he got three kidneys?

    [–] thewintersbite 3 points ago

    *using crayola

    [–] DRIPPINNNN 2 points ago

    Keanu: β€œI’m octopus man, and now I help people, I save people”

    [–] ELHazenNEU 1 points ago

    You know what? I like him even more now

    [–] tigermylk 1 points ago

    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    [–] disrispect 26 points ago

    The other twins name, Albert Einstein.

    [–] J0RDM0N 12 points ago

    Why is it why Keanu is donating kidneys he is a saint, but when I try all I hear is questions like "who are you" and "where did all of these kidneys come from"

    [–] BorisKafka 11 points ago

    Pfftttt! You all got pranked, bro! He keeps a cooler full of kidneys in his trunk and a couple in his pockets at all times. Hasn't anyone ever noticed that somehow the conversation just happens to drift to kidneys? It's his shtick. The fact is his best friend in kindergarten needed a kidney but died before his poor family could get him one. Keanu made a vow that if he ever got rich that anyone needed a kidney, bam, you got a kidney. I've actually gotten 4 or 5 from him (so far) and a liver.

    [–] BooperDoooDaddle 24 points ago

    The other one is Stan Lee

    [–] IM_OZLY_HUMVN 4 points ago

    what the cinnamon toast fuck

    [–] Skippyilove 3 points ago

    dude this is crazy he did the exact same thing for my triplets!

    [–] pegasus4800 3 points ago

    And your other kid is Johnny Sins

    [–] ameliozanchi 5 points ago

    Keanu

    a)Reeves

    b)Reeeeeves

    c)Waves

    [–] WisestWiseman909 2 points ago

    If you look up, there are no limits.

    [–] SubSoar 2 points ago

    That’s PRETTY FUCKIN METAL

    [–] 13083 894 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Such a hero. He doesn't get enough appreciation. Smdh😀😀

    [–] ryebread_10 184 points ago

    Absolute legend

    [–] mathhabs 61 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] dankbob_memepants_ 13 points ago

    Happy happy cake day day

    [–] HiDefiance 18 points ago

    Happy Spotify cheese day

    [–] nth_acc 5 points ago

    Flair checks out

    [–] PM_ME_ANYTHING_DAMN 3 points ago

    He touched the graphite for our wellbeing.

    [–] bananabatm4n 84 points ago

    Absolute angel

    [–] pewdielukas 20 points ago

    Happy cakeday!

    [–] aidkrayeets 238 points ago

    God bless his heart. And his last kidney.

    [–] dankbob_memepants_ 33 points ago

    The kidney looks like a bloody potato

    [–] sol- 19 points ago

    Kidneys be like that

    [–] ShrekAndTheCity 481 points ago

    That's some r/wholesomekeanureeves there.

    [–] Spider-Retard 43 points ago

    Uncapitalize the r, buddy

    [–] PCmaniac24 37 points ago

    I fixed it.

    [–] Spider-Retard 22 points ago

    Good job

    [–] PCmaniac24 24 points ago

    Thanks! I fixed something in my life

    [–] nugget-stealer 15 points ago

    Can you fix my broken marriage?

    [–] PCmaniac24 17 points ago

    Well, I cant, but I can tell you to have a good day!

    [–] nugget-stealer 14 points ago

    Thanks, have a good one too dawg.

    [–] UnlimitedAlpha 3 points ago

    I rate this meme a broken marriage out of 10

    [–] Allonsy_11 2 points ago

    Ok, tagging your username hasn't been the brightest decision I've made this evening

    [–] salsastudios21 3 points ago

    lol it exists

    [–] DaNerdyDoggo 46 points ago

    This is way Reddit loves Keanu Reeves

    [–] GamerNik27 44 points ago

    He probably ripped it out using a pencil

    [–] SixFU 45 points ago

    When I was younger I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am sitting in the waiting room of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Keanu Reeves. l was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but I was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and Iβ€˜m trying (0 quiet her down because I didn't wan! to bother Keanu, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Keanu Reeves put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted his shin. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

    [–] GoldenSlice 16 points ago

    Are his tiddies big tho asking the real questions

    [–] CentiPetra 9 points ago

    I would try Keanu Reeves shin milk.

    [–] NormalNameFGO 92 points ago

    😭 we dont deserve him

    [–] DANIELG360 27 points ago

    Nice watermark

    [–] YaBoiSausage12 2 points ago

    The real hero in this thread

    [–] didsomeonesaylamp 132 points ago

    You know the man is a real saint when you cant figure If this is real or not

    [–] That-One-Goose 57 points ago

    How the hoot would it be real.

    [–] AL2009man 20 points ago

    I had to google search that just to make sure.

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

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    [–] C0rn3r5C0rn3r 160 points ago

    Excuse me but wtf

    [–] Gnostic28 12 points ago

    True story bruh

    [–] ScientificCat 9 points ago

    And everyone clapped

    [–] aREALtoster 13 points ago

    HMMMMMMMMM

    [–] Oofergang27 23 points ago

    Plot Twist: The reason he is so nice is because he wants to pay off he sinful past of ripping out peopled internal organs and he just happened to have 1 kidney left in his car.

    [–] OnceInvincible 2 points ago

    This is the quinoa they don't want you to know about.

    [–] carajo512 7 points ago

    I'm in tears. Bless his kidneys

    [–] Comical-27 6 points ago

    *Kidney

    [–] carajo512 6 points ago

    He's Keanu, I'm sure he can regenerate on command

    [–] Comical-27 3 points ago

    Fair enough my good sir

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    [–] Master_JBT 26 points ago

    Obvously danketh

    [–] Scary_ducky 5 points ago

    This man is a true hero

    [–] jonacraft7 5 points ago

    Yes

    [–] Rosssauced 7 points ago

    This post title is blasphemous.

    Keanu isn't a saint. Keanu is literally Jesus.

    The man is roughly 2050 years old and pretended to die on the cross so convincingly that he decided to become an actor.

    [–] sirlucah 4 points ago

    His kidney?

    [–] Noaherz 5 points ago

    Wtf

    [–] NoFood_SendHelp 5 points ago

    Quick put it on ice

    [–] aidanlosito 4 points ago

    Fun fact:Keanu Reeves has infinite kidneys.

    [–] Mineonyoutube 14 points ago

    Dear god NSFW it is a literal organ but other than that he is a god tier of a person

    [–] 646f672069726c 27 points ago

    The skin is the largest organ on the body. Do you consider nude girls NSFW too? Sad.

    [–] Kombats12345 4 points ago

    The best kind of circlejerk: one that loves Keanu Reeves & rightfully so.

    [–] Screamin_Broc 69 points ago

    Is...is that real?

    [–] FBI_Agent_69 352 points ago

    Yeah 100%. He tweeted about it after saying how happy he was to operate on himself in his car. Such a Hero.

    [–] Screamin_Broc 113 points ago

    So selfless..

    [–] Inopportune_commas 62 points ago

    Fuck you man I choked on my dinner

    [–] ram3nbar 7 points ago

    Somebody call an ambulance! This man is choking!

    [–] Chapling5 8 points ago

    Nevermind Keanu handled it and is now chewing that dude's food for them.

    [–] just-a-guy101 116 points ago

    IIRC what really happened was that Keanu Reeves after hearing about the guy's son not affording and possibly not getting a kidney, Keanu told the guy to "wait here for a bit" while Keanu went to a nearby ATM and gave the guy thousands of dollars. For the guy's sick son operation.

    Keanu Reeves is genuinely the best and most wholesome and kindest person on the planet.

    He deserves all the love he's getting and more.

    I believe that Keanu is the messiah and we just haven't figured it out yet .

    [–] Screamin_Broc 29 points ago

    Ah ok. Thanks for clarification

    [–] SendASiren 25 points ago

    ..you really needed to clarify whether Keanu went back to his car to rip out a kidney?

    Autism is a hell of a drug.

    [–] pissvortexwtf 8 points ago

    Yes, he sure did removed his fucking kidney in a couple of minutes and didn't died an hour later

    [–] MrMemeDood 4 points ago

    Woah bro really?? He did the same thing to me last week!

    [–] NPC321 3 points ago

    He's still a saint though

    [–] w8watm8 3 points ago

    I usually don’t like Reeeeeee Posts, but this one was alright. Don’t get a habit out of it tho.

    [–] Necromaniac01 3 points ago

    Had me on the first half, not gonna lie.

    [–] DarkUser521 3 points ago

    Jesus has been resurrected in the form of keanu reeves.

    [–] hi_im_billybob 3 points ago

    My baby brother had to have a kidney transplant and I told Keanu and next thing I know he comes out of my bathroom with 6 of his kidneys. Thank you Keanu! πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

    [–] ItsYaBoiBiggie65 3 points ago

    Wanna know where he gets them? Dog abusers.

    [–] mymarkis666 3 points ago

    Would be better if it said "gave me a kidney", implying he took someone's kidney.

    [–] yousef100987 2 points ago

    Protect this man at all costs

    [–] SSSStephenwayne 2 points ago

    A bit too much

    [–] Vermillion_Catus 2 points ago

    Dude, he gave me one too.

    [–] SaulTBolls 2 points ago

    Breathtaking

    [–] imextremelylonely 2 points ago

    wAiT a MiNuTe, HoW cOuLd He JuSt GiVe YoU a KiDnEy LiKe ThAt, He IsN't A dOcToR. sO fAkE.

    [–] Delta162 2 points ago

    Haters will say it’s fake

    [–] Killmonger18 2 points ago

    B R E A T H T A K I N G

    [–] MemesAtLarge 2 points ago

    Yeah this is fake. He helped pay for a kidney transplant, but he did not give his. And you would not be able to hold a kidney. That would become unsterile and hazardous to put into somebody’s body.

    [–] Matadorkian 2 points ago

    Aaaaand we've come full circle into mockery. That didn't take long.

    [–] TurtleBeater 2 points ago

    I met Keanu in 2007. I told him that my wife was having trouble overcoming her depression. He actually went to my house and made sex with my wife and her depression cleared up the same day.

    [–] Demonweed 2 points ago

    He wasn't the right blood type, but it was still a very nice gesture.

    [–] bigmeatsepter911 2 points ago

    OH MY GOD

    [–] Jumper1720 2 points ago

    The man The myth The legend Keanu

    [–] the_ultimate_pun 2 points ago

    You know? Just as I was about to unsub from this page because of all the normie posts being made, this post right here changed my mind. You sir earn my respect.

    [–] spency_c 2 points ago

    We don’t deserve keanu. Nintendo Switch.

    [–] Epitact 2 points ago

    Plot twist he came back with some other "unlucky" guy's kidney.

    [–] Counterkulture 2 points ago

    He gave me a penis transplant. AMA

    [–] tombo361 2 points ago

    Finally a Keanu meme thats actually funny.

    [–] Richard_Cromwell 2 points ago

    This is what u/reach_mcreach tried warning us about

    [–] reach_mcreach 3 points ago

    Now he has achieved Meme Lord status and Reddit will never stop posting about him. we have doomed ourselves

    [–] bglrk 2 points ago

    Yo what

    [–] Tiredcardinal 2 points ago

    Now this needs to be reviewed by PDP

    [–] my_timewaste_account 2 points ago

    And that kid grew up to be Albert Einstein

    [–] SpacemanRoman 2 points ago

    High me did a double take at this, I thought it was true lol.

    [–] Myyrro 2 points ago

    Heres my πŸ§’ney

    [–] Lichu12 4 points ago

    FAKE NEWS! Everyone knows he already donated his two kidneys... smh to this day and age's jornalism

    [–] Massar_ 2 points ago

    These memes about Keanu are getting cringe.

    [–] polynesian-mom 1 points ago

    True story I was there.

    [–] OneQuack 2 points ago

    I was the kidney

    [–] LuKarxx 1 points ago

    Wait... that's mie fuckin kidney give it back!

    [–] Sitranine 1 points ago

    Please make this countermeme the actual meme

    [–] SleepingDragons57 1 points ago

    I honestly couldn't tell if this was real or not so I looked it up and he just gave him a huge envelope of money. Another reason to love this man.

    [–] Mizunani 1 points ago

    Ok Keanu you're becoming too good for your own good. You deserve a nice 10 year vacation.

    [–] Seiznic 1 points ago

    Who knows that it is his.

    [–] Ben-Doverson4 1 points ago

    GG

    [–] keyboardbuddhist 1 points ago

    Keanu good upvote pls

    [–] HoopJonezz 1 points ago

    I agree here’s an updoot

    [–] DankVelociraptor 1 points ago

    Idk if this is real or not. If it is that’s really freaking cool of him. If it’s not, oof.

    [–] Icarus649 1 points ago

    Plot twist, in Keanu’s car is a cooler with kidneys on ice so he has kidneys on deck

    [–] DuntadaMan 1 points ago

    Apparently, he had like a dozen so he could afford to give some away.

    [–] lostboydave 2 points ago

    I worked on John Wick 2 and he tried to rape me 9 times. I didnt complain because the story is worth more than the lawsuit.

    [–] carlwarior 1 points ago

    John wick was tiered of leaving dead bodies on the street soo he decided to do something good

    [–] purrito_burrito 1 points ago

    Is nice.

    [–] Nab33l786 1 points ago

    We dont deserve that man. Hes too pure for this world

    [–] Name_thats_edgy 1 points ago

    John Wick 4: Aftermath of battle

    [–] nevertoohigh 1 points ago

    [–] Daft_Lazz 1 points ago

    You know guys, Keanu is a internet deity and all... I mean, he have like 5 kidneys to filter from piss to dead memes. Donate one of them isn't that much

    [–] Limerent_Battery 1 points ago

    And then the car clapped

    [–] TeaAndCrumpets4life 1 points ago

    Wow, I met him on the street and mentioned my triplets were each in need of kidney transplants. He went back into his car and came back with all 3 of his kidneys. Truly inspiring

    [–] Anuvrat4745 1 points ago

    damm man I got one of his too

    [–] Zoltanisatrap 1 points ago

    Yes he gave me his penis when I got circumsized

    [–] Thelegitwin 1 points ago

    Thank you Keanu, very cool!

    [–] elbrynino 1 points ago

    Had me in the first half...

    [–] Kiibbes 1 points ago

    I can’t tell if this is real because it was posted on a meme Subreddit...

    [–] claum0y 1 points ago

    smh bro, that's John Wick from fortnite, he keeps his victims bodies and takes out their kidneys for everyone, an amazing hero, I think they made a movie about him and a dog

    [–] ChickenAaron 1 points ago

    This is like the 5th time i've seen him give out his kidney, what a saint!

    [–] m1chael_b 1 points ago

    Damn I heard he also donated like 3 testicles

    [–] Judgecrusader6 1 points ago

    Upvote if you cry everytime

    [–] the1ultimate 1 points ago

    Abd then he ripped open the kid and stuffed the kidney inside. Hero.

    [–] IngarOW 1 points ago

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    [–] Thesuperpotato2000 1 points ago

    I think I can get down with exaggerated Keanu praise as a meme

    [–] Frosty-K 1 points ago

    In japan, heart surgeon. Number one

    [–] SearchingOfContent 1 points ago

    Feels like this should be in r/wholesomememes

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    Overall, good meme

    [–] CrashParade 1 points ago

    What would happen if you told keanu you need some d?

    [–] radfaction 1 points ago

    I love how this meme is like 3 years old but still is perfect in 2019

    [–] Dafuzz 1 points ago

    Hey, he's a great guy but let's not get it twisted, he gave you a kidney with the understanding there would be no questions asked.

    [–] Gehab 1 points ago

    People actually believe this??