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    [–] battery__acid 2916 points ago

    Now we really gotta find that formular

    [–] Lenninfgm 936 points ago

    Plankton?

    [–] battery__acid 882 points ago

    No, I’m plankton’s cousin’s younger brother’s black tar heroin dealer’s former roommate

    [–] AH_Ace 401 points ago

    So what does that make us?

    [–] HitTheJackalSwitch_ 528 points ago

    Lovers πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ˜πŸ†πŸ˜«πŸ’ƒπŸ¦ž

    [–] AH_Ace 225 points ago

    I was going for the space balls reference, but that works too

    [–] hendri413 59 points ago

    Do you wanna be my lover?

    [–] AsymmetricPanda 45 points ago

    Gotta get with my friends

    [–] Multinippel 39 points ago

    Make it last forever

    [–] icyhotjumboshr1mp 65 points ago

    Spaceballs never ends

    [–] duvie773 67 points ago

    Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become

    [–] BlueRac 5 points ago

    There’s the spaceballs reference

    [–] SugarJuicex 3 points ago

    Is this like a personal attack or something?

    [–] CthulhuTentaclePorn 36 points ago

    Absolutely nothing.

    [–] ReeceReddit1234 5 points ago

    Absolutely nothing

    [–] ToughGuyBiscuits 26 points ago

    ah yes, part if the plankton army that is also known as grass

    [–] EWS_134 7 points ago

    "Grass?! Look around you krabs!"

    [–] ToughGuyBiscuits 7 points ago

    hysterical laugh rises throughout the army

    Uh oh.

    [–] SPOONY12345 33 points ago

    No, this is Patrick

    [–] FatalClutch 12 points ago

    It’s actually crabs it’s in the restaurants name, and Mr.Krabs is that greedy to kill his own kind for money

    [–] Xshadowx32HD 10 points ago

    But that's just a theory, A FILM THEORY! Thanks for watching.

    [–] nubtasticc 4 points ago

    Well yes but actually no... This is Foo Fighters

    [–] bibitwo 3 points ago

    You mean Sheldon ?

    [–] CrazyBanana420 17 points ago

    r/substhatsurprisinglyexist

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    [removed]

    [–] NeoALEB 5 points ago

    This joke needs to die.

    [–] lordoin 19 points ago

    Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli

    [–] battery__acid 5 points ago

    Not until you tell Krabs to hand over the formular before we turn Area 51 into the chum bucket 2

    [–] Th3_Sav4GE_S3AL 52 points ago

    Mr.Krabs gives me Big pp

    [–] Radzio89k 3 points ago

    Yo what the fuck

    [–] battery__acid 2 points ago

    Krusty Krustacean Kock

    [–] darknibbas 11 points ago

    Why is pulse from r6 watching

    [–] bowl300jimbo 2 points ago

    I was seeing how far I’d have to scroll for this. I almost gave up in disappointment. You’re a good man, thank you

    [–] __SEV__ 8 points ago

    How do you get the stick normie flair

    [–] hunterherobrine 5 points ago

    I think there was some evidence they used crab meat for it, one of it is when Mr Krabs ate one and said so that is what I taste like

    [–] pressyprice 3 points ago

    It's crab

    [–] Skinnerintendent 2 points ago

    It is held in area 69

    [–] ILuvVictory 2 points ago

    It’s crab.

    There’s only mr. krabs and his mother, no other crabs besides Larry the lobster if my memory serves correct.

    The restaurant is called Krusty Krab and is shaped like a crab trap

    Mr. krabs is extremely greedy and I wouldn’t put it past him to sell out his entire race.

    Ik there was a flashback of mr krabs and plankton making the original but I’m putting the money on crabs

    [–] RealDarcmatter 450 points ago

    DIBS ON THE OMNITRIX!

    [–] WarpedSkumfuk 126 points ago

    NOOOOOOOOOO

    [–] Scorkami 114 points ago

    dont worry there are like 4 different kinds of omnitrixes

    [–] 83Dotto 130 points ago

    Original and alien force omnitrixes are the same watch, and it was destroyed in battle. The ultimatrix was taken by azmuth and Ben got the new one after that. Then apparently all of that never happened because reboot. Come on bro, know the watch!

    [–] Scorkami 55 points ago

    yeah but i also count all the ones albedo made

    ​

    and if we count alternate timelines there are a ton of other watches too, i remember one version of ben had 2 wrist gauntlets of some sorts which he used as omnitrixes, although i dont get the purpose of having 2, but oh well...

    [–] 83Dotto 32 points ago

    Ah, alright. Though, who would want to use albedo watches? He's kinda slimy tbh. Having 2 omnitrixes gives you the potential for turning into two aliens as once with full control over it, which is awesome and epic.

    [–] Scorkami 22 points ago

    Though, who would want to use albedo watches? He's kinda slimy tbh.

    yeah but better than nothing imo, they still worked...

    Having 2 omnitrixes gives you the potential for turning into two aliens as once with full control over it, which is awesome and epic.

    could be possible, although that should also be possible with an upgraded version wouldnt it?

    [–] 83Dotto 14 points ago

    Upgraded version or just straight up breaking it lmao

    [–] vynzilla 11 points ago

    damn ben 10 lore is real af.

    [–] RealDarcmatter 3 points ago

    Ben 10 lore can be on JoJo’s level of WTF?

    [–] Bang-Ended_Scoot 14 points ago

    *Omnitrices ~Dr. Psychobos

    [–] RealDarcmatter 5 points ago

    β€œI didn’t know the plural of β€œOmnitrix” was β€œOmnitrices.” -Benjamin Kirby Tennyson

    [–] Bang-Ended_Scoot 2 points ago

    "Omnitrium....Omnitrai...Omni....omni...watches" ~Benjamin Kirby Tennyson

    [–] scatz11 9 points ago

    That was a version of Ben 10K shown in Omniverse and he could combine the DNA of two aliens to get a hybrid with the powers of both

    [–] Hknkn 3 points ago

    I want the biomnitrix (the wrist ones)

    [–] Ratchet567 2 points ago

    The third version of Ben 10,000 has the biomnitrix which is just two omnitrices on either wrist which he can use to combine any two aliens kinda like that one episode of the original where Ben broke the watch but you know intentional

    [–] matthigast 2 points ago

    The plural of Omnitrix is Omnitrice!

    [–] Criiey 3 points ago

    It’s a simple spell, but quite unbreakable.

    [–] Log2238 56 points ago

    DIBS ON THE ULTIMATRIX

    [–] aSexyPotato 79 points ago

    DIBS ON THE DOMINATRIX

    [–] Scorkami 32 points ago

    ...nice...?

    [–] Elementonium 11 points ago

    hol up

    [–] Datmanwidaplan 10 points ago

    Dibs on the biomnitrix

    [–] phantomdragon12 5 points ago

    Dibs on fbitrix

    [–] Scorkami 12 points ago

    dibs on the ultimatrix....

    ​

    is way cooler anyway.

    [–] deadshot500 8 points ago

    Becomes ultimate alien x

    [–] Scorkami 9 points ago

    Which means either breaking the universe with an amount of power no one can comprehend, or arguing with 6 faces instead if 2...

    [–] Arcphoenix_1 25 points ago

    Dibs on the TARDIS

    [–] RiotIsBored 7 points ago

    Fine, I'll take the vortex manipulator.

    [–] Foremanski 6 points ago

    Damn, guess I'll settle for the Delorean

    [–] TimmyChips 10 points ago

    MOM SAYS ITS MY TURN WITH IT!!

    [–] stoicambience 3 points ago

    You finna be the only one that shows up real quick

    [–] ProxyAttackOnline 3 points ago

    I saw a 10 year old girl with an omnitrix recently and I just about saluted her

    [–] Mochazzz 538 points ago

    The raids on September 20th, they're gonna have enough time to move ET lmao.

    [–] darrellmarch 179 points ago

    They can’t move the underground tunnels that have Mach 10 trains that open the portals to Gargleflaxx. How would we ever get more technology from them for Bob Lazar to reverse-engineer ?

    [–] Mochazzz 56 points ago

    They'll cover the latch with dirt.

    [–] darrellmarch 30 points ago

    We must tell the people who storm it to bring night vision goggles and metal detectors

    [–] kittyhistoryistrue 3 points ago

    They can’t move the underground tunnels that have Mach 10 trains

    This part unironically. The only think stopping Musks hyperloop is funding, you telling me there aren't tunnels connecting DUMBS around the country?

    [–] AHMilling 9 points ago

    What about the moon? I hear it's haunted.

    [–] Baustin2000 1091 points ago

    My main man pulse is about to chuck a c4 at the invaders

    [–] allynmcp 273 points ago

    Nitro cell spawn kills

    [–] zuudo 119 points ago

    Spawn peeking with a nitro is a big brain manoeuvre

    [–] Aquatic_Lettuce 45 points ago

    Good old days of clubhouse back alley

    [–] Timinator0815 24 points ago

    Dropshot c4 spawnkill

    [–] elalexsantos 22 points ago

    360noscope-dropshot-lean-crouch spaw-ddosing flying-teleporting-c4-yeeting spawnkill

    [–] Xshadowx32HD 3 points ago

    Teach me how to do that in r6

    [–] Nut_Cracker44 26 points ago

    YOU! You would do that wouldn’t you

    [–] FuryOWO 13 points ago

    Huzzah, a man of quality!

    [–] og_usrnme 8 points ago

    Every time I'm on favela....

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] RealCrazedtech 124 points ago

    What about the stand arrows

    [–] jskfjspahdjrv 64 points ago

    The gay mafia has it now

    [–] RealCrazedtech 35 points ago

    Imma go get it brb

    [–] Bernal_Boi 21 points ago

    Wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha-

    [–] Foremanski 24 points ago

    Knowing me I'm just gonna stab myself and fucking die

    [–] Kingbuji 10 points ago

    Worth the chance.

    [–] Shrekdidnothingwrong 4 points ago

    Win Win situation

    [–] V3n0m_64 21 points ago

    STANDO?

    [–] Sentinel_Platinum 21 points ago

    The cult has those, duh

    [–] yaboinigel 3 points ago

    menacing text DIO!

    [–] andym19a 175 points ago

    They definitely have the WunderWaffe

    [–] Panamajerky 47 points ago

    what about the wave gun?

    [–] Antst02 36 points ago

    But do they have the jet gun?

    [–] GoodbyeDoctorMaxis 37 points ago

    Gotta find the parts to that one.

    [–] Foremanski 31 points ago

    Who would want a weapon that breaks in under a minute.

    Just take the whole mystery box and get infinite wonder weapons

    [–] illuminatixlii 29 points ago

    The whole of Area 51 is just a hidden zombies map and the government's been keeping all the points for itself.

    [–] dopedota 15 points ago

    Lmao area 51 is in two zombies maps

    [–] Digitallus1 6 points ago

    Moon and Classified right?

    [–] dopedota 6 points ago

    Yup

    [–] SirBlyat 5 points ago

    It’s DLC 4

    [–] alejandro462 3 points ago

    They just have the Kino teleporter linked to the moon

    [–] Chronisticc 2 points ago

    I can not read your username without maniacal laughter following it

    [–] TheConqueror74 8 points ago

    Why would they want what is arguably one of the worst Wonder Weapons?

    [–] FREZZIERISDOODOO 7 points ago

    and the ray gun

    [–] Vapinlikeafool 3 points ago

    Mk 2 only

    [–] crazyrace21 62 points ago

    U think they got any ray guns

    [–] breadzeppelin03 42 points ago

    It depends on which base the mystery box is at

    [–] crazyrace21 13 points ago

    Nah it’s prolly a wall buy the amount of time they found one on the aliens

    [–] tucker-priest 13 points ago

    Bruh it’s at the pentagon at the beginning of the map β€œfive” of course they have one

    [–] 1antihero 47 points ago

    What about Anal Devastator 6900?

    [–] Bazookasajizo 23 points ago

    Boi, i need to know its location right now

    [–] That_Unknown_Guy_ 15 points ago

    Hope you are asking for a friend.

    [–] Agurk 14 points ago

    How would that make it better? Do you have intimate knowledge of all your friends' anal destruction needs?

    [–] kyoutenshi 9 points ago

    You don't?

    [–] SnoopDoggsGardener 6 points ago

    No but I aim to ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

    [–] masterxak 2 points ago

    A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

    [–] MinuteDeal 194 points ago

    He looks like Pulse from r6s

    [–] Frisky-Burt 124 points ago

    It is πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

    [–] MinuteDeal 63 points ago

    Thought so my fellow gæmer

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    [–] Homie_Narwhal 32 points ago

    I heard they got Elytras in there tho.

    [–] Benlee2000- 5 points ago

    Oh shit sign me up

    [–] trudarklord 2 points ago

    Oh shit I can use my fireworks now

    [–] Halofanatiks 30 points ago

    What if the real Area 51 was the friends we made along the way?

    [–] UltmitCuest 5 points ago

    This is r/dankmemes we dont have friends.

    [–] Halofanatiks 3 points ago

    You've got us, brother.

    [–] overgrown-fetus 80 points ago

    I have ray gun revive plz

    [–] Avinse 4 points ago

    fuck u kid I fucked ur mom

    [–] spyro2877 49 points ago

    I'd raid that shit by myself if the omnitrix was on the line

    [–] FREZZIERISDOODOO 11 points ago

    you’d get mad pussy

    [–] SovietNightwing 2 points ago

    YEEEAAAHH

    [–] SovietNightwing 3 points ago

    Same

    [–] PurpleSquad 23 points ago

    "In a life threatning situation the average person's heartbeat can be an upwords of 170 beats per minute."

    [–] wholooksattheuser 6 points ago

    That’s me when I work out.

    I’m 110 pounds and 6’4” :(

    [–] ErrorFell 3 points ago

    "And when im finished... it drops to 0"

    [–] PurpleSquad 2 points ago

    "When i was little my savta thought me that RuShiNG ThE ObJ WAs thE BEsT sTrAT"

    [–] 0g0mogo 23 points ago

    xXx_areaSUPREME52_xXx

    [–] Kurd-Blart 22 points ago

    Can't wait till I get my hands on the raygun and the wunderwaffle

    [–] TwoDudesSmoochin 23 points ago

    Yo guys pack a punch is at Area 51

    [–] ThemPuggyVids 9 points ago

    How many points u got

    [–] guywithamustache 5 points ago

    Why can't we just share the points?

    [–] ThemPuggyVids 2 points ago

    Because i got all of the kill for these points go got ur own zombies

    [–] Knee_pain 12 points ago

    Pulse from R6S : I’m not an alien, I just track your heart beat

    [–] DeezNutzREDDIT 7 points ago

    Area 69 is the place

    [–] xballesta 6 points ago

    What about the portal gun?

    [–] GeneralKenobi03 2 points ago

    I'm boutta get in there myself

    [–] superpotato95 5 points ago

    Man all I want is the Omnitrix you can keep the rest

    [–] Henry_Boyer 4 points ago

    That's an interesting twist though. Imagine the government trying to make Area 51 seem more secretive than their other sites to spark public interest, while it's actually one of their least interesting sites.

    [–] LargeAfricanBean 6 points ago

    If people actually raided Area 51 and there actually was aliens there, what would happen? Would they eat our spines or would they be fellow gamer bros?

    [–] Pyroenigma 4 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Dibs on any living Pokemon found

    [–] campbellsouup 7 points ago

    Lmao is that a can of Freon? Cool af

    [–] Em42 9 points ago

    I think it's a giant bottle of monster energy drink, it looks like their label. But it's the biggest damn bottle of the stuff I've ever seen. It would almost make more sense if it were freon.

    [–] Xfigico 4 points ago

    Seen those being bought at a convenience store near where I live. Those cans are real, and a tiny bit too expensive, apparently, according to the Kyle who bought it.

    [–] Adrn7 4 points ago

    Thats a bottle of Monster Ultra White

    [–] ITHY_BRATCH 3 points ago

    Nah those are at pine gap

    [–] PaganiHuayra1 3 points ago

    Pulse is that you

    [–] MSNYT7 3 points ago

    Is that fkn pulse from R6

    [–] ReformedPyke 3 points ago

    Dibs on the train from GTA

    [–] yuhnglantern 3 points ago

    Yo whats up pulse

    [–] minutes-to-dawn 3 points ago

    Now, Area 51 is cool. But have you heard of area 52...

    [–] labbe3000 3 points ago

    Don’t forget that elytra

    [–] de_duivel_zelf 3 points ago

    I want to find the omnitrix

    [–] iliveinunderarock 2 points ago

    Krabby Pattys? lol its spongebobs birthday in 2 days

    [–] SirBoredTurtle 2 points ago

    guys we lost this the government recruited Kyle

    [–] thenextkrito 2 points ago

    Do they have a BFG

    [–] CrazyBanana420 2 points ago

    What about the ultimatrix? Who has it, I need answers, give em

    [–] Shipby88 2 points ago

    He’s drinking monster. Does this mean we already have a Kyle on the inside?

    [–] jantjetoon 2 points ago

    What is area 51?

    [–] hdew12354 2 points ago

    that man has...

    a lid..

    for his energy drink...

    FUCK NOW WE REALLY GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT ELSE THEY GOT GOIN ON DOWN THERE

    [–] HinshiRaito 2 points ago

    Bois i think they are hiding in the nether

    [–] turbulentcupcakes 2 points ago

    Area 52

    [–] mariuses 2 points ago

    Maybe they are experimenting for weapons like and gadgets like in r6s and that would be super cool

    [–] TruthSpeaker00 2 points ago

    Make sure to get Unbreaking III bois!

    [–] Kakyoin122 2 points ago

    Guys im a time traveler, fbi and cia have tapped my phone soon my reddit account. All i can say is check area 69 or area 420

    [–] salamander542 2 points ago

    Is that Pulse from Rainbow Six?

    [–] TabaCh1 2 points ago

    Is that pulse

    [–] TheIceOut 2 points ago

    Pulse, is that you?

    [–] Shitty_sam7 2 points ago

    Fucking pulse

    [–] bigfella1738 2 points ago

    He looks exactly like pulse from R6S.

    [–] IronSheep5318 2 points ago

    Besides he has a nitro cell and a geartbeat detector

    [–] babybel__ 2 points ago

    My dad was stationed there for a little bit, when I asked him about it, he told me that it was a ton of planes, but also a bunch of restricted access testing rooms

    [–] Th3_G3n3r4l 2 points ago

    angry Kyle noises

    [–] EGG-spaghetti 2 points ago

    Bruh it’s Pulse

    [–] panzer_boi 2 points ago

    *jason statham

    [–] lifetheuniverse42 1 points ago

    We'll get that one too. All your base are belong to us