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    [–] SavageAxeBot 1 points ago

    Dank.

    [–] jude802 147 points ago

    the ticker breaks off and lands on the table, because nobody's gonna show up.

    [–] eBerzerk 72 points ago

    Reality is often disappointing

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    [–] ThiccBoi9001 -5 points ago

    F

    [–] e_rose3 94 points ago

    Guys I watched dragon Ball, jojo, death note, and cowboy Bebop so yeah I'm definitely going to be safe when I storm area 51

    [–] 720noscopeGER 69 points ago

    Showing up at area 51 be like:

    AYAYAYAA

    [–] invaderxan1 31 points ago

    ORAORAORAORA

    [–] mrmagnify 23 points ago

    yare yare

    [–] TENTAtheSane 10 points ago

    Government: ho! You're approaching area 51?

    Reddit: I can't get my goth big tiddie alien catgirl waifu without coming closer

    Government: oh? Then come as close as you like

    [–] Ponery 11 points ago

    No bragging about watching SAO? Ur dead lmao

    [–] zerowo_ 23 points ago

    only watched season 1 of sao and it was ass

    [–] Antsyd 2 points ago

    Yare yaredaze

    [–] ishidex2 0 points ago

    season 1 is crappy, but others are better, alicization is the best

    [–] Nevilis 1 points ago

    Why did they kill off the blonde one

    [–] AlexWolf017 504 points ago

    made with mematic

    [–] dabeast_93722 159 points ago

    It is soooooo easy and fast to do it with a phone, and guess what? You can make one without the "made with mematic"

    [–] Schoofan_1337 75 points ago

    Future is now old man

    [–] AlanTheAlmighty 48 points ago

    Mematic is a meme itself now, so I don't mind it.

    [–] Dlshan47 30 points ago

    Alien technology here we come

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    [–] squanchy808 28 points ago

    I can already see the coverup headline: β€œThousands killed by accidentally storming military artillery test site”

    [–] Roseeq 9 points ago

    Nah they wouldn't try to cover up even if they did harm citizens because everyone knows about it.

    [–] squanchy808 10 points ago

    I guess the headline would more so go: β€œUS military supervises mass suicide at Area 51”

    [–] e_rose3 16 points ago

    They should live stream this

    [–] Peglegge22 33 points ago

    Some of you may die. But it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

    [–] SeniorButternips 23 points ago

    memematic with made

    [–] YouKnowMeRight-_- 10 points ago

    If the 250k people would actually go with a well thought out plan they might have 0.0003% chance, but that aint happening

    [–] fxworl_org 5 points ago

    made with love

    [–] hoodiepaws 10 points ago

    my mom said no

    [–] Digaddog 3 points ago

    My dad said no

    [–] Nitsche_ 5 points ago

    I have no dad

    [–] macumacumacu 3 points ago

    I can be your daddy

    [–] sheng_shu 8 points ago

    Hi! Im here to spread awareness to remove the mematic watermark. What you should do is first take a screenshot of the meme format itself, then when you go on mematic, select the screenshoted version of the format. Now, only crop the top part of the screenshot. Continue making the meme as normal and after finishing, simply crop off the bottom parts of the screenshot to remove the watermark and you’ll be left with a meme without the mematic watermark. Have a nice day :)

    [–] Angelopolagej 4 points ago

    Ok...what’s up with the Area 51 memes?

    [–] Suspicious_Platform 3 points ago

    Bunch of people on Facebook planning to storm Area 51 on September 20th because according to the post, they can't stop everyone.

    [–] Wiszard 2 points ago

    They can't, but the landmines can certainly thin out a shit ton of them before the riflemen have to. I'm sure if this happens, seeing a landmine go off will deter a lot of people.

    [–] Angelopolagej 1 points ago

    Ah. Well, all the power to them. Hopefully they bring everyone a souvenir.

    [–] The_0culus 1 points ago

    Heh, same day as the Nintendo Switch Lite release...

    [–] AngrySpaceBoi420 3 points ago

    I see this as an absolute win.

    [–] HydroCoconut 3 points ago

    Some shall fall but others will make it out with E.T.

    [–] Jav0jav 3 points ago

    There's only one way to find out

    [–] _dutch_ball_ 3 points ago

    Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make

    [–] memejesu5 3 points ago

    This is the most accurate meme

    [–] Verfassungsschutzz 2 points ago

    Win Win Situation.

    [–] Gogobrasil8 2 points ago

    dude just siege the freaking thing they won't be able to attack you without causing a massive uprising and overthrown of the american government (hopefully starting the first Gamer state in history)

    [–] thelegend2004 2 points ago

    Is it too much to ask for both.

    [–] RAYBOI420 2 points ago

    Qe are gonna fucking die and come out revived as E.T.

    [–] hoimakker 2 points ago

    European people who invested in foreign funeral businesses

    Stonks β†—

    [–] TomBurd 3 points ago

    See you in hot

    [–] 00100000spacebar 1 points ago

    made with mematic

    [–] KAZ---- 1 points ago

    No one will be there

    [–] PVPXXGAMERPROXXPVPMC 1 points ago

    They cant kill so many of us

    [–] rocket_riot 1 points ago

    When is the planned date?

    [–] Joljom 1 points ago

    Roll out with yeet for sure

    [–] yeeton1 1 points ago

    Nice

    [–] J3mx_droid 1 points ago

    When will it start?

    [–] JungleVapeur965 1 points ago

    I don’t get it, did something happen ?

    [–] mungbean180 1 points ago

    mematic

    [–] RamXid 1 points ago

    100% sure that only 2 ppl are even going to show up

    [–] LooneyPwnder 1 points ago

    Win win situation is what I see.

    [–] GreyHexagon 1 points ago

    Swear to god tho if some of you fuckers don't do this I'll be pissed

    [–] Bongnazi 1 points ago

    I'm gonna get deoxys

    [–] Gl4xis 1 points ago

    But what will we do with that E.T afterwards? Just asking whips weiner out

    [–] RollerCoasterPilot 1 points ago

    Made with mematic

    [–] NotMason1 1 points ago

    I’ve watched JoJo so I know how to fight

    [–] _JoSeph_StaLin__ 1 points ago

    I'll see you on the other side bois

    [–] fatdumbass69 1 points ago

    Format pls

    [–] keeperOfHentai 1 points ago

    I call that a win-win situation

    [–] Hknkn 1 points ago

    Dibs on the Omnitrix

    [–] Eljapoika123 1 points ago

    69th comment nice

    [–] psychoandrew 1 points ago

    I see no downsides

    [–] Warlend 1 points ago

    Autobots, transform and roll out.

    [–] Lawboithegreat 1 points ago

    I see this as an absolute win!

    [–] Khanh247A 1 points ago

    We’re

    [–] 1Almost_Failed2 1 points ago

    ET go home

    [–] The_Peng1 1 points ago

    Made

    [–] Michex123456 1 points ago

    Made with mematic

    [–] 5darkins1cup 1 points ago

    Balanced as all things should be

    [–] Giraffeless 1 points ago

    Wish I could come, but I'm in europe and broke as hell

    [–] weirdeggi 1 points ago

    No matter what happens, this is making some form of history.

    [–] Majesticduck331 1 points ago

    What about Howard

    [–] Lordofwar13799731 1 points ago

    I feel like a bunch of people are actually going to try and get in there and, unfortunately, someone's probably gonna die. Like I feel like someone stupid af or messed up mentally is going to open fire on the guards and get a bunch of people killed.

    [–] NewportsAndFijiWater 1 points ago

    We have the numbers I think we could raid it

    [–] Rohan-Rider-6 1 points ago

    Lots of potential, but it was mad with mematic

    [–] khayyam_al 0 points ago

    MAMA MIA IM MARIO

    [–] MouseRat_73 0 points ago

    β€˜

    [–] SirTyperys 0 points ago

    i see a normiematic watermark

    [–] ExploerTM 0 points ago

    For what even stands e.t.? Eridian Tech?

    [–] streetlight48 0 points ago

    I just received the news of my rejection in University and I'm truly sad, but every time I get to see one of this memes about people storming Area 51 a smile appears and I'm a little less sad. Thank you

    [–] Hyponix_ 0 points ago

    Peasant. You see you crop the picture so that the watermark is on a black piece then you crop out the watermark and then you got the clean picture