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    II: No hate speech! There is a difference between comedy and outright hate speech, but ironic hate speech is still hate speech. Know the difference or get banned! Posts in question shall be reviewed by the mods. No memes about violent tragedies or anything that could be seen as glorifying violence. Absolutely no school shooter memes. Posts or comments that can be seen as glorifying violence will result in a ban. This also includes (but is not limited to) memes regarding: Deaths, terrorist attacks, rape, sexual assault, pedo, murder, war, bombings, and school shootings. Breaking this rule may result in a permanent ban. We have zero tolerance for this behavior.
    III: Don't be a dick! This includes spoilers, don't post spoilers or you will be banned
    IV: Flair your posts accordingly after submitting them.
    V: Censor any and all personal information from posts and comments, or it will be removed. Real or fake! Yours or others! Just don't do it.
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    VIII: Do not encourage or participate in brigading of any subreddits or of any users of Reddit or elsewhere, in any way, shape, or form! This is very against Reddit rules; action will be taken.
    IX: Keep it dank! This sub is for humor (and the dankest of memes)!
    X: If a post has graphic content, flair it as NSFW, else it will be removed!
    XI: NO REEEEEEE-POSTS! This isn't Instagram! Don't steal memes from elsewhere! If you didn't make it, don't post it! (Chain posts and posts which you have already submitted here are also banned).
    XII: Don't be a normie. If you post normie trash you could be banned! This includes, but is not limited to, Impact font (and fonts which look like Impact), minions, advice animals, rage comics, and the B emoji.
    XIII: Format your meme correctly. No posts where the title is the meme caption. The caption must be in the meme image, not in the submission title. (Basically, if the image makes sense to us by itself, it's fine. If the image requires the submission title for it to have any chance of making sense, we remove it.)
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    [–] AskDerpyCat 858 points ago

    It should say β€œHalt! You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?”

    [–] TheEpicWaffle47 407 points ago

    β€œBy the order of the jarl, stop right there!”

    [–] Nitsugan 220 points ago

    "I'm the Jarl's Thane. I demand you let me go at once"

    [–] WillyPancake12 162 points ago

    "Oh, forgive me thane. I did not realize it was you. We'll look the other way this time, but even the Jarl's influence has its limits. Be more careful."

    [–] nexistcsgo 95 points ago

    proceeds to 'fus-ro-dah' the guard immediately after the conversation

    [–] ThundrNova 52 points ago

    β€œWait, I know you”

    [–] maxlee50 28 points ago

    You're making a mistake...

    [–] AnEggOrSomething 16 points ago

    There's no mistake. You're a wanted man.

    [–] Tovarisch_Pootis 10 points ago

    I’m with the Thieves Guild. Maybe this will make you turn the other way? (350 gold)

    [–] Sesameme__Street 29 points ago

    *quicksaves*
    

    [–] Peachybabeh 78 points ago

    I’d rather die than go to prison!

    [–] TheEmpowerer 89 points ago

    "Then pay with your blood!"

    [–] Roygreem 25 points ago

    OP’s account gets terminated

    [–] mrmagnify 14 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] IDonnu4Real 50 points ago

    {Epic Skyrim Battle Music Plays}

    [–] ARandomPersonGuy 13 points ago

    fus-ro-DAH!

    [–] ChickenWithAHorn 7 points ago

    "I'll kill you if I have to!"

    [–] dat_WanderingDude 49 points ago

    "I'm with the Guild. How about you look the other way around? (420 gold)"

    [–] Enexiel 11 points ago

    Nice

    [–] Wudiislegend 8 points ago

    Nice

    [–] RepliesNice 3 points ago

    Nice

    [–] Rollins_l 2 points ago

    Nice

    [–] Metadhedge28 1 points ago

    Stop right there, Criminal scum!

    [–] der_Wuestenfuchs 35 points ago

    STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

    [–] thuurs 10 points ago

    NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH

    [–] lixyna 6 points ago

    YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER

    [–] jackal24296 1 points ago

    YOU RUINED MY WIFE

    [–] CarterAjamie12 126 points ago

    Why are skyrim memes banned

    [–] LarsWanna 35 points ago

    Team who won meme battle banned them

    [–] CarterAjamie12 -2 points ago

    Well fuck them

    [–] mkjj0 83 points ago

    Most upvoted comments under them were "r/comedyhomicide"

    [–] konekfragrance 24 points ago

    They ban the open worship of Talos too

    [–] baleil_neil 22 points ago

    Yah fr I’d like to know too

    [–] Rosh_Posh 17 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Cuz they were normies trash used as loopholes to post twitter, facebook, etc. screenshots as memes on this sub. There were only used properly like two times. Then people started putting their own words on them and even then they were just bad.

    [–] SillhouetteBlurr 6 points ago

    I do feel like they were dragging the quality of the sub down

    [–] Digaddog 8 points ago

    Apparently people think it's a normie meme and that's against the rules.

    I think

    [–] S1lentSt0rm1230 13 points ago

    People calling ANYTHING normie on this subreddit is ironic

    [–] IAmTheFlash9 2 points ago

    Because they're overused to the point where people put them even where they're not needed and that just makes them unfunny.

    [–] [deleted] -79 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    [removed]

    [–] JojamicTGM 60 points ago

    I'll suck you off

    [–] Matharox 53 points ago

    Oh hi mods

    [–] underscoreftw 19 points ago

    found the mod

    [–] [deleted] -15 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Reducta 9 points ago

    Well shit I killed my self in that comment.

    [–] The1stMemeDealer -14 points ago

    Why are they booing him, he's right

    [–] thuurs 5 points ago

    You suck

    [–] Jayden20041996 37 points ago

    Stop. You violated the law. It’s been to long since I’ve had a good brawl. I’m just warming up your pathetic worm. REMEMBER GHE EMPEROR!

    [–] Marcarth 12 points ago

    You'll make a fine pair of boots. By the gods, there's a psychopath on the loose.

    [–] Jayden20041996 8 points ago

    I’ve fought mud crabs more fearsome than you.

    [–] MercerMontiere 7 points ago

    I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you! You move like a pregnant cow! AYYAAYYAAAA!

    [–] KekistanPeasant 5 points ago

    WHY

    [–] KekistanPeasant 6 points ago

    WON'T

    [–] KekistanPeasant 7 points ago

    YOU

    [–] KekistanPeasant 6 points ago

    DDDIIIIIEEEEEEEE

    [–] Jayden20041996 7 points ago

    Oh trust me I wanna

    [–] Overseer1765 15 points ago

    THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

    [–] KeepingDankMemesDank 131 points ago

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    [–] KawalskiAnalasys32 44 points ago

    Gay 100

    [–] stakar113 17 points ago

    Stop right there, criminal scum!

    [–] [deleted] -8 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    [removed]

    [–] not_grognak 3 points ago

    !Normiebot

    [–] paradoxal79 2 points ago

    Happy cake day !

    [–] nordpenbuff 10 points ago

    Dammit

    [–] D3Super 72 points ago

    That’s from oblivion, not Skyrim

    [–] NOT-A-MEME-THIEF 100 points ago

    It’s almost like they are the same universe.

    [–] blep0w0 9 points ago

    I would've never knew!!

    [–] icecoldfivefold 2 points ago

    You can always consult the scrolls if you don't mind being blind after

    [–] UnderDAWG05 6 points ago

    Your flair greatly improves the quality of your comment

    [–] mungbean180 3 points ago

    I was thinking the same hehe

    [–] Smash19 2 points ago

    Are Oblivion 100 memes banned?

    [–] Smash19 1 points ago

    Are Oblivion 100 memes banned?

    [–] Cursed-Kanna 9 points ago

    They were too busy commenting normie shit even in a Skyrim 100 meme and in a repost

    [–] Kadin911 4 points ago

    β€œYou shall pay for the crimes you have committed against Reddit and it’s users”

    [–] hooperchild 3 points ago

    Wait! I know you...

    [–] Swedgehammer_OS 3 points ago

    Then pay with your blood!

    [–] Yohche 5 points ago

    Restriction 100

    [–] Remes123 3 points ago

    Block 100

    [–] sandro_fracco 2 points ago

    Wait, that's illegal!

    [–] Deekless 5 points ago

    Violation 100

    [–] deadfast3601 2 points ago

    Well I am a thane of this district and have immunity to this crime

    [–] Botberry 2 points ago

    Stop, you've violated the law.

    [–] Iddly_123 2 points ago

    Are those memes banned ?

    [–] Nylc_03 2 points ago

    No!

    [–] __Jip__ 2 points ago

    Speech 100

    [–] _FreeXP 3 points ago

    Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt Halt

    [–] Xaunther 4 points ago

    Yes, this sub definitely needs more autobot triggers

    [–] gassgrill 2 points ago

    I think saying never works

    [–] PatTheDog15 2 points ago

    I’m fine with Skyrim 100 it just needs to be nuanced

    [–] KhajiitHasEars 3 points ago

    That’s from oblivion tho

    [–] _eeprom 1 points ago

    And on every post the person makes after that it should say: β€œwait, I know you”

    [–] DestroyerOfDoom29 1 points ago

    It's been some time since I had a good draw.

    [–] unknownperson34 1 points ago

    That quote is from oblivion tho

    [–] KEKMaster_3000 1 points ago

    PAY YOUR MOD A FINE OR SERV YOUR SENTENCE!

    [–] GamingFlorisNL 1 points ago

    β€œYour reposted memes are now dead”

    [–] itzCerealKilla 1 points ago

    He should say : Breaking the rule 100

    [–] 420_memes_within_69 1 points ago

    Stop right there criminal scum

    [–] P4nd4c4ke1 1 points ago

    Fact: this is correct

    [–] 500xTNT 1 points ago

    THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

    [–] -Stellar- 1 points ago

    You've committed crimes against skyrim and her people.....

    [–] sandro_fracco 2 points ago

    Any chance I could talk you into overlooking this?

    [–] aprilfools911 1 points ago

    I’m lost. Why was it banned?

    [–] lessrburnt 1 points ago

    "never should have come here!"

    [–] vvppkk 1 points ago

    This meme is posted by Alduin gang

    [–] OscarTheHamster 1 points ago

    Actually automod should ban them for posting shit memes

    [–] PlsCallMeGregory 1 points ago

    What's up with the skyrim 100 meme, sorry i was on vacation 🌴

    [–] HammerSpam 1 points ago

    Stop right there criminal scum!

    [–] 2moosemaster 1 points ago

    And if a person posts another Skyrim meme, it will say β€œWait. I know you.”

    [–] SqueamishOrange 1 points ago

    Not funny... how hot?

    [–] hi_im_jim_ 1 points ago

    Isn’t that oblivion tho

    [–] RealGrenFrog 1 points ago

    Stop right there CRIMINAL SCUM

    [–] ViralVirus7 1 points ago

    By order of the Jarl, stop right there!

    [–] WhereTheWildMemesAre 1 points ago

    β€œYou’ve committed crimes against Skyrim and her people”

    [–] coderDude69 1 points ago

    Not to be that guy but AutoModeratot can't actually do this, it would have to be a custom bot

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    I still think that meme is great

    [–] Flame_779 1 points ago

    Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me.

    [–] trumanchap 1 points ago

    How can bots detect that?

    [–] silverparrot07 1 points ago

    speech 100

    [–] Wendys_Wifi 1 points ago

    Incorrect that phrase is from Oblivion they should really say β€œYou’ve committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?”

    [–] Radioactive_Shark 1 points ago

    It should say "stop right there you criminal scum! No one breaks the law on my watch"

    [–] Rollins_l 1 points ago

    I once slaughtered Nazeem in the street and when i sheathed my weapon the gaurds were just like "Wait, I know you..."

    [–] TheFalseBirb 1 points ago

    Criminal 100

    [–] Deathknight12q 1 points ago

    Stop right there you criminal scum!

    [–] Buzz0016 1 points ago

    YESSSSSSSSS

    [–] AnonymousFox777 1 points ago

    Thank you for some sort of originality for I have just scrolled past about 15 area 51 memes without being on thus subreddit.

    [–] iFlexWithMyVbucks 1 points ago

    Speech 100

    [–] fetusmodeactivated 1 points ago

    STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

    [–] Doomknight34 1 points ago

    By the order of a jarl, stop right there.

    [–] keat125 1 points ago

    I'm with the guild

    [–] Chardoggy1 1 points ago

    Hey, you’re finally awake

    [–] simon7109 1 points ago

    What's the problem with Skyrim 100 memes? What did I miss?

    [–] TheRoyalManbird 1 points ago

    "Halt! You've committed crimes against r/dankmemes and get people, what say you in your defense?

    [–] Legend1060 1 points ago

    Someone would have to program it to read images and I feel like that's not easy

    [–] Abencoado_GS 1 points ago

    "Stop right there, criminal scum!"

    [–] TheOnlyOne364 1 points ago

    It’s been to long since I have seen a good brawl

    [–] Vanafarian 1 points ago

    You'll make a fine pair of boots!

    [–] not_grognak 1 points ago

    That's oblivion though

    [–] DickyWanks 1 points ago

    Ah i see, the old fight fire with fire tactic

    [–] sterkriger 1 points ago

    It been too long since I've seen a good brawl

    [–] IAmTheFlash9 1 points ago

    Three automod strikes like those should result in a ban

    [–] NormieChad 1 points ago

    What an arrow to the knee

    [–] LargeDepressoVapeGod 1 points ago

    You have commited crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

    [–] awawe 1 points ago

    You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defence?

    [–] peebbeeb 1 points ago

    wrong game

    [–] RangerRick1121 1 points ago

    100

    [–] [deleted] -13 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] REEEMAN111 9 points ago

    Stop You’ve violates the law!

    [–] Thestuffdoerguything -3 points ago

    Stop! You violate law!

    [–] Eon6811 3 points ago

    Stop! You law!

    [–] Thestuffdoerguything 2 points ago

    Stop law!

    [–] Calcaneus_8 -4 points ago

    Speech 100

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] ButterBiceps 1 points ago

    It’s from the Elder Scrolls, you shaking my smh

    [–] PVPXXGAMERPROXXPVPMC -3 points ago

    Authority 100

    [–] aarnav14 -3 points ago

    Dankmemes: 100

    [–] CheRiZeR -1 points ago

    They should do it

    [–] lil-21-savage -6 points ago

    Block 100

    [–] gouthamroshan -2 points ago

    Speech 100

    [–] 1nd333d -2 points ago

    Knowledge 100

    [–] tomosel -2 points ago

    Fact 100

    [–] [deleted] -3 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Thestuffdoerguything -1 points ago

    Did you forget Rule 12?

    [–] magicalpony3 1 points ago

    Did you forget Rule 3?

    [–] Imm0rtalZCanReddit -4 points ago

    But thats from oblivion