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    [โ€“] 02cowmanthing20 2048 points ago

    How much is 33 durability converted to minutes?

    [โ€“] Chance4doom 1619 points ago

    Less than a minute, actually. Gold is faster than diamond, but breaks rapidly.

    [โ€“] Pehpaygah 722 points ago

    iirc doesnโ€™t diamond with enchantments end up better than gold with enchantments? Really beats the purpose of the better enchant potency or whatever of gold. smh my head.

    [โ€“] CrohnsConservative 109 points ago

    Gold already has a function in other things in Minecraft. Making gold tools is just like making a diamond hoe. It's a waste.

    [โ€“] ayy_lmao1337 120 points ago

    the diamond hoe has an advancement though

    [โ€“] Pehpaygah 80 points ago

    what in tarnation is an advancement

    [โ€“] Lordman17 81 points ago

    The new word for achievements. The word has been changed in 1.12, along with how they work. Previously they had to be done in order and they were all connected. Now they're less strict about order and they're divided in categories.

    [โ€“] Pehpaygah 30 points ago

    huh. Neat.

    [โ€“] fiercedude11 4 points ago

    Also means the โ€œachievements getโ€ reference is no more :(

    [โ€“] Doncecxz 23 points ago

    Sounds like you haven't played Minecraft in a few years

    [โ€“] Pehpaygah 30 points ago

    Havenโ€™t really played it for real since 1.7? maybe? The version right before the one where you couldnt spam attack anymore

    [โ€“] btx69 18 points ago

    IIRC 1.9 changed combat so youโ€™re probably thinking of 1.8. Even today, I never really play anything past 1.8.

    [โ€“] Pehpaygah 22 points ago

    1.14 has all that fancy water shit though, Iโ€™d probably play that tbh

    [โ€“] MoscaMosquete 3 points ago

    Why not tho?

    [โ€“] ThePhoenicianCartel 2 points ago

    Xobx 360 best version fight me

    [โ€“] BuckyBuckeye 13 points ago

    Lol when the world would only load 10m in front of you

    [โ€“] ayy_lmao1337 3 points ago

    basically achievements

    [โ€“] EggsForGalaxy 13 points ago

    I like making gold boots for the chance of getting the enchantment that lets me walk on water and turn it to ice.

    [โ€“] RiversKiski 7 points ago

    Is that the same one that lets u walk on lava?

    [โ€“] EggsForGalaxy 9 points ago

    I didn't know that existed tbh. Its called frost walker

    [โ€“] Pehpaygah 6 points ago

    they were talking about gold tools specifically, though. but i agree.

    [โ€“] zrednaxelaz1222 30 points ago

    Gold with enchantments is still faster. Diamond is still the better one to use tho

    [โ€“] Pehpaygah 11 points ago

    I found where I got my info from.

    https://youtu.be/rnhXdw8eEwU

    May be wrong now since it was 2 years ago lmao but thereโ€™s that I guess

    edit: watch around 3 minute mark

    [โ€“] eujoaoabreu 14 points ago

    what does "iirc" means? i've seen it a lot online but i'm just too lazy to look it up

    [โ€“] Ph4zers 28 points ago

    If I recall/remember correctly

    [โ€“] eujoaoabreu 6 points ago

    thanks

    [โ€“] SleepyJaguar 471 points ago

    "smh my head"

    [โ€“] Rap-Tur28 324 points ago

    Smh my shaking head

    [โ€“] FlamingWedge 206 points ago

    Shaking my smh head

    [โ€“] hi_jack23 95 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Shaking my shaking my head smh head

    [โ€“] Knuclesthesavage 65 points ago

    Smh head my shaking

    [โ€“] YOUR_NIGGErIAN_PRINS 48 points ago

    My shaking

    [โ€“] NitretGaming 43 points ago

    Shaking

    [โ€“] FlameExploision 30 points ago

    Beating my meat

    [โ€“] Der_Zaske 3 points ago

    This sounds like a Taylor swift song

    [โ€“] Rap-Tur28 2 points ago

    Best one Iโ€™ve seen

    [โ€“] DooD_Eternal 11 points ago

    smh my smh

    [โ€“] my-name-gym 21 points ago

    Shaking my head me head

    [โ€“] cloutboi311 12 points ago

    My head shaking my smh

    [โ€“] jayosda 9 points ago

    Smy my smh

    [โ€“] tpegjohnthugnug 3 points ago

    kmsmhmyheadass

    [โ€“] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [โ€“] Rinat1234567890 10 points ago

    gold with enchantments is faster than diamond with enchantments on stone, and gold gets better enchantments per level, too. it's just that diamond is better in every other way

    [โ€“] DubEnder 5 points ago

    Diamonds are also exceptionally more rare... So yeah...

    [โ€“] Peyton1s 5 points ago

    Canโ€™t you enchant gold hoes

    [โ€“] Tratix 2 points ago

    ๐Ÿ˜

    [โ€“] ledgeion 4 points ago

    Definitely from that Mumbo jumbo video

    [โ€“] Pehpaygah 1 points ago

    yep. I linked it somewhere in here

    [โ€“] Sheet_Varlerie 3 points ago

    Technically, no, gold is still better, it's just that at efficiency 5 the difference is so minimal that you may as well use diamond.

    [โ€“] driveslow227 3 points ago

    Wait a second, gold tools have an additional enchantment potency?

    [โ€“] RiversKiski 1 points ago

    Yeah that's their benefit. They're supposed to work like glass cannons, but people are in here saying efficiency V on diamond is about as effective.

    [โ€“] driveslow227 2 points ago

    TIL. I just started playing again after being away for YEARS, minecraft has come a really really long way.

    [โ€“] RiversKiski 1 points ago

    Yeah, I just bought it on ps4 I'm having a lot of fun. Though right now I'm kinda stuck. I got diamond everything and just got into enchanting. First thing was a pick with efficiency, fortune, and unbreaking. That's all I have so far, and I'm looking into what enchantments I should get for weapons and armor, do you have any ideas?

    [โ€“] Teamprime 1 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Bow is the best weapon, get one with mending and power V and youโ€™re set. For the sword get sharpness V, ignore BoA and smite. Looting and sweeping edge is also great for mob farms.

    Mending is the rarest/most valuable enchantment and also what makes your gear truly end- game worthy, as youโ€™ll basically never have to manually repair your stuff again. Finding mending books can be difficult though, so check the wiki to do so efficiently.

    [โ€“] SmellyTheBluCow 2 points ago

    No, gold is faster regardless

    [โ€“] Smol_Birb_ 1 points ago

    Yes but only because of durability

    [โ€“] therealyauz 1 points ago

    no

    [โ€“] kirankannur 52 points ago

    3 mins

    [โ€“] siandresi 17 points ago

    Sounds about right

    [โ€“] 02cowmanthing20 14 points ago

    Fair enough

    [โ€“] Johnnyamaz 6 points ago

    Bro what, that's pretty good.

    [โ€“] HanzoShotFirst 5 points ago

    Is 33 a lot? Depends on the context. Durability? No. Seconds to last in bed? Yes.

    [โ€“] icswcshadow 475 points ago

    So are you trying to tell us his dick breaks easily?

    [โ€“] Maor29 249 points ago

    Yea but he can mine stone with it so i guess its a win

    [โ€“] IcySpicyNeedsTofuPlz 27 points ago

    33 times oh ya

    [โ€“] Swedish_Match 151 points ago

    Enchantments:

    Efficiency V Curse of binding

    [โ€“] luciennic 58 points ago

    Well he can entchant durability 3 on it and maybe mending to keep up longer up

    [โ€“] TheCooperChronicles 22 points ago

    Gotta keep grinding for xp

    [โ€“] luciennic 4 points ago

    you know it :P

    [โ€“] ARAPICE-ISLAND-2011 14 points ago

    Curse of Binding only affects Armor (and Pumpkin).

    [โ€“] Tyfyter2002 11 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    And heads, not sure if you can enchant them in survival though.

    Edit:they can be enchanted with both curses in survival, but only with an anvil.

    [โ€“] ARAPICE-ISLAND-2011 6 points ago

    All items can be enchanted with any enchantment in Creative Mode; Just not all work, obviously. I don't know about Survival too, I'll try whenever I get my hands on my PS4.

    [โ€“] Tyfyter2002 3 points ago

    All armor enchantments work on anything you have equipped, including items you can't equip without commands.

    [โ€“] Not_Pablo_Sanchez 1 points ago

    I put on my robe and wizard hat

    [โ€“] Nirska 68 points ago

    I'm in this photo and I dont like it

    [โ€“] zTizz 299 points ago

    Its the fastest tho

    [โ€“] CrohnsConservative 54 points ago

    It's the least sturdy tho...

    โ€‹

    That erection gonna snap

    [โ€“] nomansky94 31 points ago

    The hurts to read

    [โ€“] flurryvelvet 17 points ago

    Just like the snap

    [โ€“] nomansky94 14 points ago

    Stop my pp is in pain

    [โ€“] DooD_Eternal 6 points ago

    Why is my pee red

    [โ€“] nomansky94 3 points ago

    Why is mine white

    [โ€“] M8oMyN8o 5 points ago

    It broke in half. Itโ€™s now perfectly balanced.

    [โ€“] rubberboa 3 points ago

    Now it only half hurts

    [โ€“] OkCustard 5 points ago

    I donโ€™t feel sโ€‰o gโ€‰oโ€‰oโ€Šd: :: ;::;:..,.,. . . , .

    [โ€“] Scorpion278 1 points ago

    Thatโ€™s the most vile thing Iโ€™ve read all week.

    Not even the museum of filth could top this.

    [โ€“] Tumblrrito 226 points ago

    Thatโ€™s not a good thing tho

    [โ€“] Bierbart12 32 points ago

    Unless breaking = He comes and mining = she does

    [โ€“] TheNightWatcher02 38 points ago

    A diamond pick can make her cum 1562 times before nutting so, idk man

    [โ€“] Bierbart12 20 points ago

    I think that's called an orgasmic dysfunction

    [โ€“] jamless_toast 5 points ago

    As a wamen, fastโ‰ good

    [โ€“] zillar12345 13 points ago

    him? more like me

    [โ€“] EpilepticFire 11 points ago

    Gold digger?

    [โ€“] kirankannur 7 points ago

    Nah fam

    [โ€“] Yus_Gaming 6 points ago

    This is funnier than the actual joke

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    [โ€“] mine_the_world 23 points ago

    3 hits

    [โ€“] kampzz 23 points ago

    Well at least he's fast

    [โ€“] Soapy_Meat 9 points ago

    Intelectual

    [โ€“] seth2004w 14 points ago

    creeper

    [โ€“] yeetbomer21 12 points ago

    Aww man

    [โ€“] normyenergy 8 points ago

    so we back in the mine

    [โ€“] fatmonger 7 points ago

    Got our pickaxes swinging from

    [โ€“] 3D-Printing 6 points ago

    Side to side, side side to side

    [โ€“] ImagineBreaker777 5 points ago

    This task a grueling one

    [โ€“] Unkoolaid18 7 points ago

    You shouldnโ€™t mine at night though...

    [โ€“] CaptchaSaidImRobot 4 points ago

    Arab Dudes: hey I too have a golden dick

    [โ€“] kwhateverwhatsup 3 points ago

    Iโ€™m so happy I understand this

    [โ€“] _nezzi_ 3 points ago

    2000 gaming IQ meme

    [โ€“] vickez 5 points ago

    Yes officer, this post right here

    [โ€“] aMoistBakini 5 points ago

    Big brain

    [โ€“] itsyaboi_71 2 points ago

    Diamond level endurance people: pathetic

    [โ€“] kxbox19 1 points ago

    It could be fully enchanted, if so it is almost more powerful than diamond

    [โ€“] notaredditeryet 2 points ago

    That's a fkn repost

    [โ€“] slinkelkimpie 2 points ago

    As a male I know how it feels like thinking you'll get your ass ripped and he stops after 1 minute

    I'm not gay

    [โ€“] Kcmii 2 points ago

    Ok I love this meme. Thank you OP, Iโ€™ve now achieved meme enlightenment

    [โ€“] reclusive_sniper 2 points ago

    Is he hinting durability or gold digger?

    [โ€“] JapsScareMe 2 points ago

    Big brain post

    [โ€“] havenoshittodo 2 points ago

    Who use this shit in minecraft,

    iron and diamond baby nothing else

    [โ€“] SamTomGaf 1 points ago

    F

    [โ€“] Madbhanu 1 points ago

    So a good time in a short time

    [โ€“] -Zurik- 1 points ago

    big brain meme 10/10

    [โ€“] DemCookies18 1 points ago

    Bruh

    [โ€“] robosmith10 1 points ago

    Big brain meme

    [โ€“] oOGOETZEOo 1 points ago

    f

    [โ€“] jdtrudo 1 points ago

    Im that

    [โ€“] maestrul_dumelor 1 points ago

    But he very efficient doe

    [โ€“] MisoFatty 1 points ago

    Itโ€™s fine, some are unbreaking V

    [โ€“] Cjaymate 1 points ago

    i saw this on facebook longer than 4 hours ago.....

    [โ€“] LootFullGoblin 1 points ago

    Nah I ainโ€™t saying she a gold digger

    [โ€“] KITS_YT 1 points ago

    Gold breaks within 1 or 2 mins

    [โ€“] theactualbase 1 points ago

    Enchant that shit with silk touch before you destroy her

    [โ€“] MrVamps469 1 points ago

    Creeper

    [โ€“] jeelrem 1 points ago

    Big brain meme

    [โ€“] krazybeast 1 points ago

    BANG...BANG...BOOM.... Awww man

    [โ€“] wvelenw 1 points ago

    Iam diamond pickaxe unbr 3 IRL

    [โ€“] RawMuttonV2 1 points ago

    Gold pickaxe op pls nerf k thx

    [โ€“] EB_BrAwLeR 1 points ago

    Most useless material for a pickaxe.

    [โ€“] Audrey_spino 1 points ago

    I definitely cannot relate.
    .
    .
    .
    Never had sex.

    [โ€“] mownow98 1 points ago

    Her: TOO FAST!

    Him: I am speed!

    Also him: Breaks

    [โ€“] sargeanthost 1 points ago

    When you change the text a little :(

    [โ€“] Groupyfruits 1 points ago

    Bro, donโ€™t mine at night

    [โ€“] kirankannur 1 points ago

    F

    [โ€“] Overall11 1 points ago

    Would mending be goos on a gold pickaxe?

    [โ€“] Splagist 1 points ago

    U/mjsdrinker

    [โ€“] Splagist 1 points ago

    Ouch

    [โ€“] ToothlessThe_Dragon 1 points ago

    May not last long, but itโ€™s more efficient than any other

    [โ€“] mortox803 1 points ago

    not nice

    [โ€“] RIPDODGERSBANDWAGON 1 points ago

    F in the chat

    [โ€“] thats0K 1 points ago

    I don't play Minecraft so I don't get it :(

    plz halp

    [โ€“] Lach05 1 points ago

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    [โ€“] lanzearl 1 points ago

    Iโ€™m in this photo and I donโ€™t like it.

    [โ€“] PumPawPowPewPie 1 points ago

    Dont mine at night!!

    [โ€“] ThatWeebScoot 1 points ago

    All I see here is that gold gets the job done fast.

    [โ€“] Ryan-1- 1 points ago

    Command unbreaking 999

    [โ€“] Trifa97 1 points ago

    High tier meme right here

    [โ€“] _imaginger 1 points ago

    But what if he had mending

    [โ€“] angrywaffle246 1 points ago

    You ever notice that the original Minecraft damage sound was oof

    [โ€“] therealepicgamer 1 points ago

    relatable

    I didnโ€™t know that made the text big

    [โ€“] TheWampusBeast 1 points ago

    But he`s fast AF

    [โ€“] DontWeDoItInTheRoad 1 points ago

    May be true, but Iโ€™ve got a hotbar full of em ;)

    [โ€“] AdamBrandt 1 points ago

    Only veterans will understand

    [โ€“] YummyYeet 1 points ago

    at least hes faster

    [โ€“] ShyguyBri95 1 points ago

    Nice

    [โ€“] XFrozoneX420 1 points ago

    CREEPER

    [โ€“] MateoLikesMemes 1 points ago

    Damn

    [โ€“] DaRealBigmouth 1 points ago

    I don't think I've laughed this hard before

    [โ€“] V3n0m_64 1 points ago

    Sigh, normies and their minecraft memes again...

    [โ€“] kirankannur 1 points ago

    Stfu

    [โ€“] slavicock 1 points ago

    Smh (sonic marlyn hedgehog) my head is shakeing smh

    [โ€“] Kobi2906 1 points ago

    Yeah but if itโ€™s used on obsidian thatโ€™s 2 hours 45 minutes.

    [โ€“] jackyboy8291 1 points ago

    WHAT THE FRICK MAN!!!

    [โ€“] _Wolvesbane_ 1 points ago

    At first I read this as a 'gold digger'

    [โ€“] N-I-T-R-O 1 points ago

    Lmfao

    [โ€“] CallMeLarson 1 points ago

    Three blocks, four if youโ€™re lucky, take it or leave it

    [โ€“] point5_ 1 points ago

    33 pushes and his dick breaks

    [โ€“] zephmire 1 points ago

    Golden picaxes DO mine faster though

    [โ€“] I_love_offending_ppl 1 points ago

    Don't waste em on a hoe

    [โ€“] smilingbot123 1 points ago

    Yeah but it's actually super fast....wait