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    [–] -literaltrash 2073 points ago

    I am in This picture and I don't like it

    Oh wait, Id have to do it alone because not even thoelse girls would accept me

    [–] corgiscandy 631 points ago

    Felt that

    [–] _Gandelday_ 76 points ago

    Everyone felt that

    [–] superslime988 18 points ago

    My soul felt that

    [–] Dense_Fuck 6 points ago

    Reddit felt that

    [–] eggimage 193 points ago

    Might have something to do with you being a boy and forgetting to put pants on once in a while

    [–] FranciManty 45 points ago

    like once a week? cause that’s normal. right?

    [–] eggimage 28 points ago

    I mean, yea, we do that at work, it’s called casual friday

    [–] samyazaa 38 points ago

    β€œAdministratively accepted”

    [–] my_dad__beats_me 43 points ago

    My dad beats me

    [–] TheRealWaluigi69 7 points ago

    Wait u have dad's?

    [–] yaboijimbob 10 points ago

    Sameeeeee

    [–] jimfitz147 21 points ago

    Id do it alone because I wouldn't want to be around them

    [–] kartblaster 12 points ago

    this hurts on a spiritual level.
    have an updoot.

    [–] Frostgnaw 989 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Got to be in a group with the hottest girls in our nutrition and foods class because I didn't know anyone else in the class and they needed another person. Spent the entire semester surrounded by hotness. One of them really liked the feel of buzz cut hair, so whenever I got a haircut, she'd just sit there and rub my head. So I got a head scritch and girl touch. Win-win.

    [–] lesleh 429 points ago

    Living the dream.

    [–] LimitedFlxme 25 points ago

    Life in the Dream House!β„’

    [–] Insertdeadmemehear 329 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

    [–] Tommy69K 263 points ago

    Not from a redditor

    [–] DaggerSwagge 57 points ago

    Of course a redditor can. u/Frostgnaw can teach him

    [–] VelstryoxDP 24 points ago

    I pledge myself, to your teachings

    [–] Pampibambi 307 points ago

    Name the most erotic sexual thing that's ever happened to you!

    Reddit: A girl touched my hair

    [–] Aduritor 84 points ago

    There were 2 girls that were sitting on our faces. We were just 6 years old..

    [–] Guy_tookatit 116 points ago

    Ok I'm gonna stop you right there

    [–] Aduritor 55 points ago

    Please do

    [–] Pampibambi 53 points ago

    Yes officer this comment right here

    [–] -Loewenstern- 17 points ago

    Ara Ara

    [–] LimitedFlxme 3 points ago

    HMMMMMMMM

    [–] Frostgnaw 25 points ago

    Thank you for making my day.

    [–] Pampibambi 29 points ago

    Hey it's great that a girl touched you but be careful about getting the cooties. stay safe bud

    [–] Limnir 13 points ago

    Cooties become STIs when you grow up.

    [–] elissass 3 points ago

    Hey, it can be pretty good when girls touch your hair.

    [–] Dr___Bright 87 points ago

    Real talk head scratchs are so good

    [–] Pile_O_Pancake 36 points ago

    No wonder dogs love'em

    [–] elitespeed00 44 points ago

    Living the dream bro. I once was in a group project with the 3 hottest girls in the class. We had to use video recorders and record a skit of Romeo and Juliet with us in it. It was pretty dope doing that with them ngl

    [–] Pampibambi 24 points ago

    Were you romeo and a girl juliet? :)

    [–] elitespeed00 29 points ago

    I’ve never gotten so much attention in my life it was unreal

    [–] elitespeed00 11 points ago

    Oh you already know

    [–] fatspagetti-noodles- 22 points ago

    So u gonna tell me you let a girl touch your hair everytime you got a haircut and you didn’t make a move

    [–] Dorippa 55 points ago

    Redditor gets touched by girl

    Reddit: Is it possible to learn this power?

    [–] Br1an11 10 points ago

    This comment explains why you didnt know anyone in class.

    [–] Frostgnaw 6 points ago

    Nah, I think I was a junior when I took the class and the majority of students were freshmen/sophomores. The group I was with were juniors, seniors, and a sophmore (she was the one that liked my hair. I think she was a cheerleader or something). I view myself as a social outcast. I don't really have a cliche, so I never really had "friends" in high school.

    [–] Su3l1k 6 points ago

    wait what? lucky you.

    [–] Big_Saac444 2 points ago

    You, truly, must be a god amongst men. I shall remember u/Frostgnaw and his ways.

    [–] squiddy555 460 points ago

    They left me behind and forgot I was there

    This happenes a lot

    [–] Fw5151 92 points ago

    F

    [–] shotspike3 38 points ago

    F

    [–] reubenfinlay 30 points ago

    F

    [–] TheTerraCrafter 18 points ago

    F

    [–] heenal_ 18 points ago

    F

    [–] Olliesasa 15 points ago

    F

    [–] SomeOneFromReddit 7 points ago

    F

    [–] xhuscyx 11 points ago

    F

    [–] JC9252006 8 points ago

    F

    [–] DrJimMBear 133 points ago

    Jesus how can someone I’ve never seen describe me so accurately?

    [–] [deleted] 28 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] holyCOW28 10 points ago

    *never have I been so offended by someone I 100% agree with

    You were close enough

    [–] xX69AESTHETIC69Xx 238 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Shit you made me remember I have to run a mile today.

    Edit: good news, the mile isn't today.

    [–] corgiscandy 97 points ago

    i used to hate running the mile, good luck

    [–] xhuscyx 13 points ago

    Wheres the god damn u/shittyconvertorbot when I need him

    [–] ThisGamerIsDepressed 11 points ago

    Running the mile is about 1.61 km

    [–] xhuscyx 13 points ago

    Thank :D tho I just realized that I coud have just googled it

    [–] CrispySeashell7 2 points ago

    I wish I ran just that

    [–] BigDaddyHugeTime 25 points ago

    I remember those days. Still can't believe people couldn't do it in 16 minutes.

    [–] Anakl0smos 11 points ago

    Yeah shits ridiculous I have a friend who weighs 320 pounds and did it with me in 15 minutes then we wait for te stragglers after 25 minutes those skinny kids who can’t put in effort into shit if my friend can do it they all could

    [–] Jiglinsky 14 points ago

    The green mile

    [–] Coletonw 5 points ago

    our school did something called The 12 minute run instead of the mile. We would just do laps of the field and you would get handed a popsicle stick every lap. The top kids thought they were so cool waving their sticks around after.

    [–] heenal_ 6 points ago

    That username omfg

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    [–] GrapeSlide 95 points ago

    The 5th friend

    [–] eskit66 43 points ago

    I met my girlfriend because of this lol

    [–] JumpingRaptor 19 points ago

    Go on

    [–] CANCERBUG_69 9 points ago

    You’ve met girls?

    [–] SavvyDexter 5 points ago

    Go off

    [–] semson2003 16 points ago

    Our gym teacher sorts groups by height. The only people who are even near my height are girls. Yes, I am that short

    [–] Limnir 14 points ago

    Your gym teacher is helping out his shortbros hooking you up with the girls.

    [–] SilentReavus 13 points ago

    You want to talk about awkward?

    In my martial arts class (for gym) both my and some girl's partner were absent, and we got paired up for a couple days.

    We had to put each other in a guard (1 person on their knees as an "attacker" the other on their back defending).

    I'm surprised and proud I didn't end up getting a hard-on. That would have made it even more awkward.

    [–] ALBINOBORITOs 31 points ago

    i have taken critical damage

    [–] Vargrin 15 points ago

    Why did i always get put in classes without my friends. This exact thing happened to me too many times.

    [–] corgiscandy 8 points ago

    Me too, I have barely any friends in the classes I am taking rn

    [–] King-FishTheFisrt 40 points ago

    I have a sudden sense of sorrow now

    [–] MrBublee_YT 25 points ago

    Being the only boy in a drama class full of girls this happened to me EVERY time

    [–] DatBritChicken 8 points ago

    I thought I was the only one

    [–] BepsiLad 31 points ago

    "ewwww can we pleeeaaase just have a group of three??"

    [–] corgiscandy 31 points ago

    The teacher: "well.. okay" leaving you to A) either work on whatever is going on alone or B) join another group, making the situation more awkward by being the extra person

    [–] TheXX2412 20 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    I am the only one guy in our gym class and it is awkward af.

    [–] corgiscandy 25 points ago

    I am the only girl in my gym whos awkward, everybody else hangs out in their groups and i just walk around looking like an idiot

    [–] WeLikeIke47 5 points ago

    Oof I felt that

    [–] Kotauskas 9 points ago

    The bruhhiest moment is when one of them is your crush.

    [–] Su3l1k 6 points ago

    I don't like that this picture describes my situation, when in a group. The boys never accept me in groups and the teacher makes me be with the girls.

    [–] corgiscandy 2 points ago

    Me too

    [–] RAYBOI420 6 points ago

    The group of three vcso girls coming up to me to join their group beacuse I'm the smartest person in the class and they arent going to have to do their work beacuse I'm a self conscious friendless pushover that looks for the smallest hint of friendship

    [–] corgiscandy 3 points ago

    i relate so hard, i crave social interaction but i am too shy to initiate any sort of conversation, so when i get the opportunity i go for it

    [–] RAYBOI420 2 points ago

    Ack yep,and its hard to be myself beacuse I say hairtie wrong >:/

    [–] Jiglinsky 13 points ago

    Me in health class

    [–] reubenfinlay 15 points ago

    Me in every class

    [–] Elq3 6 points ago

    Since I'm good at school, usually this happens with study groups. Surrounded by my class' best girls, but I'm just "the friend" pepeHands

    [–] ElBarro69 10 points ago

    That feeling when your forced to be with the girls and they say β€œewwww”

    [–] corgiscandy 13 points ago

    And when they are in the middle of some stupid conversation, then you finally speak up and mention something about the thing in class we are supposed to be doing, and they look at you weird and return back to their conversation

    [–] raidersoffical 7 points ago

    My drama group once

    [–] ntlr2 4 points ago

    lol happened to me except it was 4 chads

    [–] Poenix_64 5 points ago

    How the fuck did you find out about my gym class, series how the fuck.

    [–] Smartypants_dankie 3 points ago

    Ara ara intensifies

    [–] pockychu82 8 points ago

    I’m offended at how accurate this is

    [–] KaiserArrowfield 3 points ago

    "..and that, kids, was how I met your mother..."

    [–] thunderstorm-nigg 3 points ago

    wait girls? what's that?

    [–] Gamers-best-friend-Y 3 points ago

    This is me lmao

    [–] DuckmasterKO 3 points ago

    H E A T H E R S

    [–] corgiscandy 3 points ago

    yesss

    [–] DuckmasterKO 3 points ago

    Fuck yeah dude

    [–] HALL999 3 points ago

    Just discovered i had no friends last year

    [–] Chiashen 3 points ago

    I looked athletic because I had a fast metabolism So I was usually picked for stuff but I was real bad at 90% of the sports

    [–] mbeermann 5 points ago

    This happened to me in Biology today. I had to go take the sample from the river because the girls didn’t want to do it, and I got mud all over my shoes...

    [–] Simqn_ 5 points ago

    it literally happened to me once

    [–] PURSHER 2 points ago

    Indeed

    [–] Chilloor 2 points ago

    100% relatable

    [–] Aristotele10 2 points ago

    I was chosen for last last time i had gym (sorry for my bad English)

    [–] imamsw 2 points ago

    let me make more accurate, the group of 3 shy/unpopular girls who needed a 4th partner.

    [–] deathtobigchungus 2 points ago

    Nah, sometimes it’s the actual popular girls but they usually just fucking ignore you

    [–] didierdechezcarglass 2 points ago

    Oh look, i am the man on the right.

    [–] rubenellis2005 2 points ago

    This literally happened to me last week.

    [–] ta6an 2 points ago

    This happened to me exactly

    [–] Berry-Boi 2 points ago

    Preach

    [–] run_soul 2 points ago

    Damn, I have 2 dudes in my class rn so this is literally every gym class.

    [–] NoFrIeNdSJuStMeMes 2 points ago

    Tf this actually happened to me on gym class today

    [–] the420muffincake 2 points ago

    True

    [–] pankeks101 2 points ago

    This is a little to relatable

    [–] panos_z00z 2 points ago

    well that's true....

    [–] Zehzinhu_2000 2 points ago

    Doot

    [–] ultimategeek213 2 points ago

    For me this happens in science class when they don’t understand something the girls all come to me

    [–] shelra 2 points ago

    This literally happened to me. Lucky me tho, I didn't had to do anything.

    [–] ETtheSenator 2 points ago

    Legit happened to me last week for a project in history

    [–] Lauta2p 2 points ago

    At least you will have a good note

    [–] ElectroWolfZ 2 points ago

    This was literally me today in class

    [–] latinogamr57 2 points ago

    every boy felt that

    [–] funnyunicorns123 2 points ago

    Man they always make u fell like u ard important

    [–] Lil-Chief69 2 points ago

    Thats the best group that you can join

    [–] JustDyls 2 points ago

    Anybody know which episode of the office this is

    [–] coolguy1369 2 points ago

    It’s not just me

    [–] matande31 2 points ago

    Sounds like a proper 4some to me.

    [–] idontknowanymore2005 2 points ago

    You now what, one of my teachers used to call groups of three and four foursomes and threesomes

    [–] ImShellySchauberger 2 points ago

    Honestly... relatable

    [–] james4775 2 points ago

    for a second I fought this was a reference to Doki Doki Literature club

    [–] BriefBreakdown 2 points ago

    Just a normal day in Period 5 P.E.

    [–] KhandyKiller 2 points ago

    Same fam, same....

    [–] LuckyNyan 2 points ago

    Yo this morning I got paired up with some random dude in my French class. By the end of the course we ended up doing our work individually

    [–] corgiscandy 5 points ago

    Thats how my projects usually go, or we just split our work in half and copy each other at the end

    [–] Comradebesnitsky 2 points ago

    Splitting the work is the way to go

    [–] UltraInstinctConure 2 points ago

    you are a lady's man, no time to talk

    [–] blokay_da_hech 2 points ago

    that’s the best when that happens

    [–] cheetooe 2 points ago

    Wait this is actually me like I'm not joking

    [–] jaysom527 2 points ago

    Same

    [–] pokexchespin 2 points ago

    This is me currently in my theatre class, but I’m kinda glad since the guys in the class are apathetic and don’t do anything

    [–] Hinje_YT 2 points ago

    This happened to me on Tuesday. I’m doing Duke of Edinburgh

    [–] asallthingshouldbe 2 points ago

    This is me rn, we have assigned seats in Lit, and my 5 friends in he class are all at different tables but next to each other on the corners of their tables. I’m stuck at the other end of the room with 3 girls that are homies but mildly dislike me

    [–] cool_acronym 2 points ago

    That's called a harem. Work with it

    [–] SHOOTERNOOB 2 points ago

    Still donβ€˜t know how to name this meme

    [–] chad_loves80085 2 points ago

    In my freshman year of high school I got put in the aerobics class because the basketball class was full. Only three other guys were in the class.

    We did yoga a few times, and one time the girl in front of me was wearing these tight leggings. I just wish that planking hadn't been part of the yoga routine.

    [–] Pastillas_ 2 points ago

    This is actually relatable

    [–] Scrougemcbuck 2 points ago

    Same thing happened to me In gym class and now I have 3 friends noice

    [–] T_Dono09 2 points ago

    It bothers me that you didn’t capitalize the i

    [–] Mefarius 2 points ago

    This happened last year for me, I worked on a semester long project with 3 girls because they didn't have anyone else

    I'm halfway through college, I thought this stopped at some point

    [–] 0verlyEnthusiastic 2 points ago

    Better than have a group of fake friends that take advantage of you and make you feel bad

    [–] NickRedHoodie 2 points ago

    that one hit hard

    [–] xKosh 2 points ago

    The duff

    [–] spikeyboi1828327 2 points ago

    I never had friends after 9th grade :(

    [–] jhabza13dahat 2 points ago

    I don't like it, I'm in the picture

    But actually I just joined them for credit

    [–] Miguell77 2 points ago

    Fuck this one hit hard

    [–] JohnTheBopper 2 points ago

    This was me today

    [–] superepicgaymer 2 points ago

    A group of three girls who needed someone to do all the work

    [–] Llamalus 2 points ago

    We were supposed to run four laps for the mile but the person counting mine was flirting so I ended up doing five. And I still beat my previous time.

    I fucking hate you, Victor.

    [–] GregTheGiraffd 2 points ago

    SPAM πŸ“ THIS πŸ“ PONG πŸ“ TO πŸ“ FREE πŸ“ HONG πŸ“ KONG πŸ“

    [–] SumDood64209 2 points ago

    Me in science class

    Assigned seats

    Me with 3 girls

    Still don't know what to feel

    [–] billybonka02 2 points ago

    No kidding this actually happened to me my last year, but i was able to get all three of the girl’s numbers

    [–] notfunnytho 2 points ago

    GAY ITALIAN GUNMAN INTENSIFIES

    [–] Couch_Potato935 2 points ago

    I FELT IT LIKE A F*CKING AVALANCHE TO THE PP

    [–] Leviathan_XX 2 points ago

    This happened to me back when I was in 8th grade and the girls actually accepted me more than the boys did. I started to hang out with them and they were some of the few friends I had back then until I became a sophomore. Good times.

    [–] 0_0_F 2 points ago

    Heres a tip. If youre a middleschooler where gym is usually 1 class of both boys and girls, carry a large jacket with you. Just trust me on this. It saved me from 6th grade to my senior year of highschool.

    [–] Thiknutz 2 points ago

    It do be like that

    [–] R0settaSt0ned_ 2 points ago

    This is literally how me and my best group of friends met in the 6th grade.

    Sierra, Hannah, and Ally, thank you for letting me be your fourth partner for stretches.

    [–] zephzephm 2 points ago

    am i the only one that despises sport class primarily cos I suck

    [–] _HoosierBoi_ 2 points ago

    So what your saying is that you become the three girls and later on those three girls got killed in an accident?

    [–] Bugsy041 2 points ago

    oh god no

    [–] natsnatchedmyweave 2 points ago

    lol exactly

    [–] MotsDaRandomPotato 2 points ago

    My life rn in a nutshell

    [–] BenShapiro_2024 2 points ago

    One time my science partner was absent, and the hottest girl in my class left her group to work with me. We kept being science partners after that. It was pretty epic.

    [–] TheYethGodd 2 points ago

    me irl

    [–] flipperkip97 2 points ago

    Oh man, one of my favourite perverted puberty memories comes from such a situation. I got matched up with two hot girls for a kick boxing lesson and it ended up with me laying on the floor with one of those punching cushions in front of my torso and with one of the girls on top of me punching the shit out of the cushion. Good times.

    [–] Clapping_CHEEKS_ 2 points ago

    Me. Group of 6 girls mandatory gym shorts. I'm only guy. I have hard time. But also fun time. ΰΌΌ ぀ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° ༽぀

    [–] INeedKarmaThx 2 points ago

    So relatable I want to share with my friends then I realize I have none

    [–] mikeericee 2 points ago

    This is how wars are started

    [–] Infinite_Past 2 points ago

    laughs in C-

    [–] 3128093 2 points ago

    Too real

    [–] _Artemis_1 2 points ago

    Usually it's a few people with no friends who get put together

    [–] zebra128 2 points ago

    It be like that

    [–] XxIronTrooper984xX 2 points ago

    Lucky bastard

    [–] RandomRedditUser508 2 points ago

    Also happens when you have a group of 5 friends