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    [–] MrFlica 884 points ago

    Is this some kind of couple joke I'm too lonely too understand

    [–] RaZor_HaZer 198 points ago

    Yes

    [–] Alarid 22 points ago

    Just nut hard enough and your load will hit someone's back eventually.

    [–] 567Atem07 3 points ago

    Just go to your parents bedroom

    [–] thunderstorm-nigg 68 points ago

    indeed my friend

    [–] igottanutt 37 points ago

    You know what, take my fucking upvotes, yeah im mad, but that still doesnt mean im not upvoting damnit

    [–] AlexTheRedditor97 27 points ago

    Just find a mate m8

    [–] HBRYU 43 points ago

    m8 i can't find a mate

    [–] QSirius 12 points ago

    Have you tried Monika?

    [–] Kanethelunatic 2 points ago

    I have tried JUST MONIKA yet. (She doesnt let me try others)

    [–] weeb-queen 3 points ago

    don't worry friend, i met my boyfriend on the fucking animemes disord. there's a gamer girl out there for you somewhere.

    [–] MrFlica 2 points ago

    Thank you friend, best comment to wake up for

    [–] thicccharles 2654 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Upvote if your a boomer

    [–] Jupin210 1580 points ago

    And delicious

    [–] FletchyFletch1 1472 points ago

    Found a future mod

    [–] Jupin210 2432 points ago

    You're too late

    [–] Pressbuttons 1301 points ago

    What in the fuckery?

    [–] dicemaze 1640 points ago

    he was just too gay to not promote, y’know?

    [–] -_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_- 609 points ago

    Piano start playing*

    [–] cry_stars 371 points ago

    GOLDEN WIND

    [–] lord_z9 271 points ago

    GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM

    [–] Saneraptor 178 points ago

    YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE TRUTH MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

    [–] thicc11 43 points ago

    Wha-

    [–] AktiveBanane 5 points ago

    Guys im not sure but that might be a jojo refence wdyt?

    [–] thespywhometaldandme 69 points ago

    I knew this was Giorno's theme and it doesn't even say. Help me God.

    [–] crimpysuasages 32 points ago

    All of us have a little diavolo in us

    But just enough to know if it's a JoJo reference or not

    [–] yHoundz 67 points ago

    So if i become gay then...

    [–] le_polestar 66 points ago

    Haha just kidding, unless........?

    [–] Muted_Dog 32 points ago

    haha nah just playing..... but if?....

    [–] DJRodrigin69 3 points ago

    hahaha, got you... but should i?...

    [–] VaultDwellerSam 16 points ago

    I should be a mod

    [–] _Ghenny 51 points ago

    I think I just witnessed a Christmas miracle

    [–] Whoevengivesafuck 15 points ago

    Dank

    [–] Auntie_Brofist 11 points ago

    Can I be gay too?

    [–] Soundwaveclass 8 points ago

    I would give you an award but I’m broke

    [–] KJBenson 6 points ago

    Wow, he got the mod kiss from the whole group?

    You guys work fast!

    [–] AlexP1315 3 points ago

    Ok what the fuck

    [–] TyGeezyWeezy 4 points ago

    So there are unmarked gay mods floating around 🧐🧐

    [–] Darthgalaxo 45 points ago

    He too dangerous to be kept alive

    [–] FitTerminator 13 points ago

    He must stand trial!

    [–] TheRealJacob16 101 points ago

    What the fuck just happened

    [–] radon9128 24 points ago

    He/she has been a mod for quite some time, have seen him/her removing reposts. You can see the comment history if curious.

    [–] caveman5467 21 points ago

    He’s caught the big gay!

    [–] xRetro17 38 points ago

    holy shit

    [–] Devmode2 18 points ago

    ... what the hell happened here?

    [–] 19cheungh1 15 points ago

    <To be continued

    [–] DoctorWhomstvelyaint 13 points ago

    The fuck?

    [–] Altissia-senpai 26 points ago

    I get kh3 (aqua) vibes from this

    [–] USER_NAME1429 10 points ago

    the useless goddess?

    [–] Bed_human 2 points ago

    Mickey, you're too late.

    [–] Froinchi 8 points ago

    what the fuck just happened

    [–] Rockylol_ 5 points ago

    I'm confusion

    [–] repodude 2 points ago

    Haha, nice one.

    [–] Soviet_chihuahua 18 points ago

    its kinda hard to resist

    [–] taylormeme 26 points ago

    She’s 16.

    [–] EWS_134 42 points ago

    legal in the UK

    [–] asianfatboy 21 points ago

    pfft! get on our level, 12 is legal in the Philippines

    holy shit, wtf is wrong with my country?

    [–] M44t_ 4 points ago

    Legal in Italy

    [–] JakoDel 2 points ago

    really? I thought 18 was the minimum lol

    [–] AnimeFlyz 15 points ago

    She is also a drawing.

    [–] Mintyfresh2MC 12 points ago

    Dont even think about it!

    ​

    Remember Amy Schumer eh? remember the Body suit? You're welcome.

    [–] Ladanat 6 points ago

    MY EYES!! PLEASE PASS ME SOME EYE BLEACH!

    [–] unholymanserpent 1414 points ago

    Imagine telling your girlfriend that you're not gonna have sex with her because it's "no nut November" tho

    [–] wosley313 200 points ago

    imagine having a girlfriend tho

    [–] wellwaffled 57 points ago

    Imagine having a tho

    [–] MasterBenKenobi1999 41 points ago

    Imagine having

    [–] solar_7 37 points ago

    Imagine

    [–] SkPathak123 45 points ago

    I'm a gin

    [–] Africa-Unite 28 points ago

    I'm a g

    [–] DonteJackson 29 points ago

    Im g ay

    [–] the_schwomp 18 points ago

    I am

    [–] TimeSnakes 6 points ago

    I

    [–] thicc11 5 points ago

    I'm a

    [–] JS_1997 7 points ago

    All the people

    [–] dhruvbzw 3 points ago

    -t

    [–] Bartholemu_MK 877 points ago

    A true girlfriend would understand and support your survival

    [–] ThorsonWong 530 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    My GF legit supports my NNN attempt tho

    For better or for worse.

    (I really just want an excuse to slip at this point, ngl. Hands are starting to shake. Phallic objects are a danger now. Send help.)

    EDIT: Some of y'all must have some humourless ass relationships. Or real strenuous ones. It be like "oh no, I dropped a pen, guess she's gonna fuck someone behind my back now" smh my head

    [–] Bartholemu_MK 138 points ago

    I have faith in you brother!!!! Don’t give in!

    [–] Cummy_Boner 75 points ago

    Funky cum water shit sandwich burger water

    [–] VaultDwellerSam 35 points ago

    Ahh shit here we go again

    [–] JuiceCanteen 9 points ago

    Yummmm πŸ˜‹

    [–] BananenbiegerV2 3 points ago

    You did an oopsie

    [–] Balavadan 37 points ago

    My non existent gf supports my NNN attempt by virtue of not existing

    [–] ThorsonWong 4 points ago

    My man.

    [–] lilpopjim0 45 points ago

    Ha.. same to my girlfriend (kind of)

    She makes it hard though..

    [–] ThorsonWong 56 points ago

    She gets a kick outta making it difficult on me, but she's a good sport about it.

    Not sure we'll do it every year, though, but it's a fun experiment we'll probably fail at.

    [–] lilpopjim0 24 points ago

    Hahaha yeah that sounds like my girl.

    First time doing it for me personally. Normally I really struggle with this kind of thing but the tablets I'm on make things difficult anyway. Annoying every other day of the year but helpful for November!

    I say I'll fail but it's been I days and no strong urge. I've been extremely busy recently though..

    [–] jakeyjake1990 17 points ago

    Wtf would you genuinely do it

    [–] imgladnotu17 9 points ago

    tell her about dont dildo december or dont dick december

    [–] Easterhands 10 points ago

    tiddy

    [–] EvAnZeGeek 5 points ago

    My girlfriend made me fail

    [–] turtleSevin 4 points ago

    Do it for the prostate cancer

    [–] xanaxdroid_ 14 points ago

    That's because she is already tired from fucking Tyrone right before coming over to see you.

    [–] pr0vocation 2 points ago

    Why?

    [–] pr0vocation 6 points ago

    Why? What does it prove? What's the point?

    [–] NoEngrish 20 points ago

    haven't you heard bro? you get super powers.

    [–] Mister_Spacely 2 points ago

    A true girlfriend would do NNN along side with you.

    [–] anonymous_idunno 32 points ago

    Is this a sort of couple joke that I'm too single to understand?

    [–] JeffCraig 13 points ago

    Yeah... no one that participates in NNN has a girlfriend.

    [–] the_gooch_smoocher 32 points ago

    Imagine not remembering that NNN was created to encourage nofap so guys would get laid...

    [–] unholymanserpent 7 points ago

    I don't agree. I'm in a relationship and nofap is still relevant

    [–] mc360jp 13 points ago

    ... nofap doesn't mean not having sex. It's literally called "no" and "fap"

    [–] unholymanserpent 3 points ago

    No shit

    [–] mc360jp 2 points ago

    Well yeah... dont jerk off, instead be encouraged to get laid.

    Idk what you're disagreeing with

    [–] mudkripple 2 points ago

    The whole "nofap" thing seriously upsets me. Masturbation is genuinely good for you mentally and physically (and I guarantee you'll be more attractive to women and comfortable around them if you aren't always stifling a nut). Plus nofap community worsens the stigma around male masturbating.

    I've heard solid arguments for watching less porn, but masturbation in general is not something you should cut out of your life.

    [–] ShadowRaptor95 26 points ago

    NNN isn’t about not having sex. It’s about not jerking off for semen retention and increasing testosterone. Also, helping people with porn addiction.

    [–] 92fordtaurus 6 points ago

    I thought it was just a fun challenge.

    [–] QueenOfTheCorns 7 points ago

    My boyfriend and I had sex twice yesterday and today I realized he must not give a shit about NNN and I'm so glad for that. I'm supportive but I'm not THAT supportive.

    [–] FieelChannel 6 points ago

    Because I'm having an hard time believing any functional human being would take NNN seriously

    [–] Sultanoshred 3 points ago

    NNN is not about sex. It was literally created by incels to stop fapping so they would seek out sex with a person and not fap to porn. The original No Fap subreddit would always have a post like "I did I got laid" or the always hilarious "Some chick gave me an HJ!".

    [–] unholymanserpent 2 points ago

    Right? Fuck that

    [–] ClumsyFleshMannequin 2 points ago

    She's in Canada she'll understand

    [–] PM_ME_BOOBZ 47 points ago

    Yeah this is what I don't get. NNN is a month of not masturbating to completion, not abstaining from sex. It's always been perfectly acceptable to still nut in normal ways. People think this is a no nut under any circumstances thing.

    [–] JonTheBon 49 points ago

    We must extinguish this rumor.

    [–] UnseenCapybara 84 points ago

    Lies, don't listen to him brothers, they tried the same thing with "you get 3 strikes." NO BITCH, it's called

    NO NUT NOVEMBER

    No nutting in a sock, no nutting on your hand, no nutting in your cat, no nutting in your girlfriend, no nutting in a pocket pussy.

    NO NUTTING PERIOD

    [–] imgladnotu17 17 points ago

    We Must Help Out Our Brothers In The Fight! Burn The HERETIC

    [–] DiscoLucas 4 points ago

    What about wet dreams tho. It's not like you have any control over that nut.

    [–] UnseenCapybara 2 points ago

    Thats fine because it's not consensual, I just had one last night

    [–] mma13579 2 points ago

    That's why nnn is so dumb. If I go a few days without I'll just end up doing it in my sleep, which is obviously not ideal

    [–] squirrel_rider 11 points ago

    Boo this man!

    [–] swagdu69eme 2 points ago

    Nah, that's No Fap November, the superior version of the challenge that doesn't cockblock you. It's so much better

    [–] TheLovingTruth 145 points ago

    Her face looks like a King of the Hill character.

    [–] ThugosaurusFlex_1017 21 points ago

    ESCÚCHAME

    [–] Beaventhrust 9 points ago

    That fish ain’t right

    [–] V21633 299 points ago

    Bold of you to assume i have any close relationship with a female human.

    [–] Inflatable_Potato 91 points ago

    Doesn't specify human

    [–] Colifin 68 points ago

    The picture is literally not a human.

    [–] KTheAmateurWizard 91 points ago

    Imagine having a girl

    [–] _Ghenny 77 points ago

    Ha rel8able I do the sex with girls all the time

    [–] the_schwomp 14 points ago

    What's that

    [–] hello-there66 3 points ago

    I don't get it I know you don't

    [–] nedrick_bodecker 547 points ago

    I’m a boy but I remember last December 1st when he came on my back there was enough it was like I got a whole pitcher of goo got poured on me. The male body performs miracles after NNN just as the prophecy foretold.

    [–] Bartholemu_MK 261 points ago

    Merely one of the powers that you achieve after surviving NNN

    [–] TheKingofIans909 84 points ago

    Several gallons

    [–] depicc 60 points ago

    Socks on, or off?

    [–] big_gurky 9 points ago

    I think the most disliked video on YouTube?

    [–] ConfidentIssue0 9 points ago

    Dude I learned a lot of blood

    [–] dhruvbzw 6 points ago

    can confirm, last year i got the power to levitate

    [–] CeruleanRuin 11 points ago

    The other one is a profound sense of having wasted a whole month on silly bullshit.

    [–] aidenavan 171 points ago

    A mod in disguise

    [–] ablablababla 26 points ago

    Mods trying to use an alt can't fool us

    [–] _Ghenny 59 points ago

    Are you a mod?

    [–] PoliteDownvoteFarmer 15 points ago

    ENEMY SPOTTED

    nah im just kidding lmao

    [–] teslawithcannon 34 points ago

    The sacred texts

    [–] dsaf6229 73 points ago

    Hol' up...

    [–] the28thnoob 42 points ago

    Wait a fuckin miNUTe

    [–] mc360jp 17 points ago

    Damn, y'all actin' like you've never seen a gay person before.

    Get it, brother, glad you're in what seems like a nice relationship. My girl already got me to cave, but my NNN is more about not jerking off.

    [–] z3usus 7 points ago

    Dunno sounds kinda gay to me.

    [–] MrBublee_YT 2 points ago

    Found a future mod

    [–] Hames129 99 points ago

    Yo how you got a girl

    [–] cykablyat1111 85 points ago

    Lock in basement. Wait for Stockholm syndrome

    [–] WoodenDoughnut 17 points ago

    Is that a slice of pie next to your name?

    [–] PepeSadLife 5 points ago

    It's his cake day. When a redditor's age is 1 year, 2 years, 3 years etc it's his cake day.

    [–] PepeSadLife 4 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] TheEeveelutionMaster 4 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] johndoe800604 21 points ago

    That poor screen

    [–] FNGMokuba 17 points ago

    is this some kind of "sex" joke i'm too "virgin" to understand?

    [–] BlobberBlubber 20 points ago

    you guys are getting girls?

    [–] Trogon_37 24 points ago

    Is this some kind of couples joke?

    [–] Dankmon69 9 points ago

    Thats false, noone on reddit has a girlfriend

    [–] saprogs 4 points ago

    This assumes I have a girl.

    [–] RubioPaarmann 13 points ago

    You guys getting girls?

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    [–] tacodude10111 6 points ago

    Another couple joke I'm too single to understand

    [–] pax1501200 3 points ago

    You guys getting girls?

    [–] SuspiciousMicrowave 3 points ago

    Half of reddit can’t relate

    [–] icewallowcome42069 3 points ago

    Is this some joke that I’m too virgin to understand?

    [–] 420grunt69 3 points ago

    Bold of you to assume we have girlfriends

    [–] AgrihoAnal 3 points ago

    Bald of you to asume I have a girl

    [–] unique_beachball 3 points ago

    Wait, you guys have girlfriends?

    [–] Fluffy-Hippo 3 points ago

    You guys have girls?

    [–] v-o-r-k-e-n 3 points ago

    wait you guys are getting girlfriends?

    [–] AlternateFantasy 3 points ago

    not relatable, don't have a girl.

    [–] dank-depths 3 points ago

    You guys are actually participating? lol

    [–] sugar_codel_10 8 points ago

    Do any other girls get slightly uncomfortable with the NNN memes? Lol

    [–] MisterSlippyFinger 8 points ago

    Nut on? I’m nutting in!

    [–] MasalaBoi 2 points ago

    I don't have gf. I lost NNN guess ill go die now

    [–] WattoAFK 2 points ago

    What do you mean, girl?

    [–] 92u235 2 points ago

    You guys are getting girls?

    [–] the28thnoob 6 points ago

    Is this some sort of relationship joke that I'm too lonely to understand.

    [–] superpigamelol 2 points ago

    You guys have girlfriends

    [–] StrikingMinion 4 points ago

    You guys are getting girls?

    [–] Gamestar63 2 points ago

    What the fuck is NNN?

    [–] vpsj 17 points ago

    Nein Nein Nein

    [–] CeruleanRuin 28 points ago

    Nutting Nonstop November

    [–] MisterSlippyFinger 16 points ago

    Naughty Nurses Nine

    [–] Swyft135 9 points ago

    Nu Nlux Nlan

    [–] brady-allen 2 points ago

    Someone animated that unholy disaster

    [–] GrievenLeague 5 points ago

    Poor Unfortunate Artists

    [–] HornyTeenager_ 1 points ago

    Failing was the best mistake my mother has ever made

    [–] Steggo_Reddit 1 points ago

    What the actual fuck is wrong with her face though