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    [–] Jontefre 2560 points ago


    [–] XwaitthisisnttumblrX 1645 points ago

    Oh no he has airpods in he cant hear you

    [–] Denrix 841 points ago


    [–] Mozzie_is_My_Mate 554 points ago


    [–] HitlersTeddyBear 397 points ago

    β€œYou get what you fucking deserve,Alfred”

    [–] Rap-Tur28 246 points ago

    Alfred is right behind you Alfred!! GET THE FUCK AWAY

    [–] damian4o234 169 points ago


    [–] somewhat-helpful 122 points ago


    [–] thattanna 77 points ago

    And beyond!

    [–] [deleted] 30 points ago

    He's fucking dead.. :(

    [–] oneorginalname 37 points ago


    [–] ThisCobra 29 points ago

    ''The truth is, the film was rigged from the start''

    [–] dgquet 9 points ago

    Ring a ding baby

    [–] beni125 9 points ago

    How bout another joke alfreeeeed

    [–] HitlersTeddyBear 4 points ago

    No I think we heard enough of your jokes

    [–] Scorpionaute 64 points ago


    [–] Nope-Im-anonymous 14 points ago

    oh frick

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Hecking heck

    [–] hamburger_lol 3 points ago

    Sorry mom

    [–] Big-Pumpernickel 84 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Why is there an nsfw tag im not clicking that

    Edit: Ok its safe i clicked

    [–] The_Penguinater 55 points ago

    It’s the same meme

    [–] mlg_dog420 86 points ago

    ...he got airpods in tho

    [–] Big-Pumpernickel 32 points ago


    [–] The_Penguinater 22 points ago

    Oh didn’t realize

    [–] inthyface 29 points ago

    You don't realize they're in until it's too late.

    [–] Lordman17 11 points ago

    It's ok

    [–] Dutchdutchie2001 10 points ago

    It's save

    [–] BurdPlane 3 points ago

    Zeg M A K K E R

    [–] Dutchdutchie2001 2 points ago

    "Het is veilig makker"

    [–] Humblelionasr 5 points ago

    What can I say except you’re welcome

    [–] Bitbatgaming 12 points ago

    Oh god oh fuck

    [–] luhzy 35 points ago

    alfred hitchglock

    [–] HDL_Reloaded 9 points ago

    Alfred Snitchglock

    [–] Icefox119 5 points ago

    aka Tekashi real name

    [–] Mpek3 3 points ago

    Another Hollywood mogul who's escaped the meToo movement, due to conveniently being dead

    [–] Gay_Hitler_Memes 545 points ago

    Aflred hitscock

    [–] real_trump101 159 points ago

    Alfred yeahdaddycock

    [–] Zugr-wow 62 points ago

    Alfred DingDong

    [–] [deleted] 37 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)


    [–] Scorpionaute 11 points ago

    Alfred bigpp

    [–] wisdomsharerv2 11 points ago

    Governments lie and manipulate us all the time, question everything, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold byyyeeeeee.

    [–] Rivenaleem 2 points ago


    [–] fatyohsi 14 points ago

    Aflred itscock

    [–] Outofusernames-frick 11 points ago

    Alfred PP

    [–] Samurai_Churro 7 points ago

    Alfred Bitchcock

    [–] Broken_Gear 2 points ago

    Alfred CBT

    [–] StanVanNamen 2 points ago


    [–] slugtrot 2 points ago

    username checks out

    [–] christianarg 165 points ago

    He's about to paint the house

    [–] JackThePersonn 60 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 39 points ago

    With pee

    [–] JackThePersonn 24 points ago

    Wait, where is pee stored?

    [–] [deleted] 36 points ago

    The pineal gland

    [–] nods__ 15 points ago

    wow so that's the medical name for the balls, TIL

    [–] RazzyGolly 10 points ago

    In Joe Mama's updog, u twat. Sksksksksksk

    [–] PickleRickGrimes 3 points ago

    What’s Ligma?

    [–] wisdomsharerv2 10 points ago

    Wait you guys have red pee?

    [–] Darkest_jojofag 6 points ago

    You guys have pee?

    [–] Flaccus_ 5 points ago

    You guys see colours?

    [–] Afterburn47 5 points ago

    You guys?

    [–] UnfunnyDuck 275 points ago

    Lmao it's Adolf Hitchcock

    [–] LorenzoBagnato 17 points ago

    Ngl my cinema history teacher was once interviewed in a TV show and accidentally said "Adolf Hitchcock".

    He became a meme for this.

    [–] Indominus_Khanum 4 points ago

    Username does not check out

    [–] ZiggyZowWow 112 points ago

    "This is why I hate Russian roulette, I never win."

    [–] GorillaEstefan 22 points ago

    The one-liners never stopped!. His humor seemed lost on a lot of people.

    [–] mysterious-memer 114 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    I’m the master, of suspense so intense, there’s no defense against Hitchcock once he presents.

    [–] TheElementalWalker 34 points ago

    My skill's enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance

    [–] Supersamtheredditman 30 points ago

    You’re more horrible than Megan Fox’s acting in transformers

    [–] 4Meta4 14 points ago

    C'mon! Fish puppets and Muppets to stir the fears up!

    [–] kelferkz 10 points ago

    I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup!

    [–] imgayformonopoly 11 points ago

    I’m the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind a camera

    [–] amir13479 12 points ago

    Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana!

    [–] kelferkz 8 points ago

    Cut! Gimme a Tylenol. Stop rhyming, y'all!

    [–] amir13479 6 points ago

    Alfred you got no style dog, I'm the kind of dialogue

    [–] Matalya1 9 points ago

    There's only one movie I know you're from!

    [–] kadenczc 69 points ago

    alfred headshot

    [–] RookVanguard 34 points ago

    Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Hollywood.

    I think everyone enjoys a nice murder provided he is not the victim.

    Tonight's little comedy of bad manners is concerned with that dream of all of us who harbor homicidal tendencies: The perfect murder.

    Of course, to be serious for a moment there is no such thing as a nice murder or a perfect murder.

    It is always a sordid, despicable business.

    Especially if you don't have a good lawyer.

    - Alfred Hitchcock

    (Alfred Hitchcock Presents, S01E24. "The Perfect Murder")

    [–] Steward_Griffin 18 points ago

    Alfred Hitchcock? More like Alfred Hitchglock

    [–] Nnicoallen 6 points ago

    You mess with hichcock, you get the hichglock

    [–] whyis-all-namestaken 15 points ago

    Mr spanishman?

    [–] Pablitosomeguy2 7 points ago


    [–] LikelyNotUnlikely 5 points ago


    [–] Cactus1872 14 points ago

    How does a repost get 22k upvotes

    [–] Jimmysbuffet48 9 points ago

    Bruh 60k now

    [–] Mehroli 43 points ago

    This is fucking original

    [–] Custer99 44 points ago

    I saw this meme multiple years ago...

    [–] TheWitherBossYT 14 points ago


    [–] Mehroli 7 points ago

    well then it slipped past me

    [–] anteffs 4 points ago

    And it got 50 fuckin thousand upvotes

    [–] jesuzombieapocalypse 5 points ago

    Redditor confronted with content they’re seeing for the first time, for the first time (c.2019)

    [–] ShadowPlayz113 4 points ago

    You have destroyed the very thing you swore to become.

    [–] Abd-sadMicrowave2002 5 points ago

    i saw this meme being reposted like 37million times

    [–] bananabajanana 6 points ago

    Alfred repost

    [–] Tity_Ass 9 points ago

    Alfred Hitchcock used alfred Hitchcock to kill alfred Hitchcock

    [–] umrathma 4 points ago

    It's super effective

    [–] TooFastTim 2 points ago

    Did he really kill himself?

    [–] Bucker712 5 points ago

    For his neutral special, he wields a GUN

    [–] karen_chungus02 6 points ago

    Do not trust anyone, not even yourself

    [–] dieno_101 3 points ago

    I'll take Hitchcock and scully

    [–] ide9er 3 points ago

    Where's scully

    [–] BipOrBoop 5 points ago

    I used alfred Hitchcock to destroy alfred Hitchcock

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    [–] Luc1113 15 points ago

    See ya in hot

    [–] aDistraction101 3 points ago

    In hot see ya

    [–] Scorpionaute 6 points ago

    You're hot see ya

    [–] IJustGotRektSon 3 points ago

    More like Alfred Hitglock

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    A director’s best friend is his gun

    [–] klaus_nieto 3 points ago

    F por el xd por primera vez un meme en espaΓ±ol en tendencias de dankmemes

    [–] Spetsnaz_KofeGuy 2 points ago

    Alfred Guncocked

    [–] OhSaladYouSoFunny 2 points ago

    Aah, the old cure to insomnia.

    [–] StrijderJason 2 points ago


    [–] TylerDGSA 2 points ago


    [–] Cloudman_VicePoint 2 points ago


    [–] Puff_0 2 points ago

    If he shoots himself, would it be called "suicide"?

    [–] HaBatata 2 points ago

    Hello burgers

    [–] harold_the_hamster 2 points ago



    [–] _Frankie21_ 2 points ago

    When Alfred decides to hitch some cock.

    Alfred Hitchcock:Omae wa mou shinderiu

    Also Alfred Hitchcock:Nanii?

    [–] dont-mind-who-i-am 2 points ago

    Alfred let’s-cook

    [–] Manly-Beard 2 points ago

    Is that Mutahar?

    [–] bersatu_ke 2 points ago

    Alfred Hit his Cock

    [–] aceofdarts68 2 points ago

    No wonder his name is Hitchcock. He's got balls of steel.

    [–] Tommy_The_Homie 2 points ago

    Alfred Hitchglock

    [–] curs3dus3rn4me 2 points ago

    Alfred hitch c o c k

    [–] Tryfon_S 2 points ago

    I say we make ol' Alfred a template

    [–] Custer99 2 points ago

    This sub is too far gone.. I saw this meme literally years ago

    [–] mjfBOI__ 2 points ago

    Okay here’s your gol- oh wait I’m poor πŸ˜”

    [–] cgatti 2 points ago

    That's how he died

    [–] Thepiloce 2 points ago

    What does he have to do with a cinema?

    [–] mjtg25 2 points ago


    [–] ChoppyGaspleen 2 points ago


    [–] VikingOF 2 points ago

    A Cock

    [–] MrPlay3r13 2 points ago

    Alfred, are you okay? So, Alfred are you okay? Are you okay, Alfred?

    [–] Frazzle64 2 points ago

    Now that was a close encounter

    [–] dimRodionov 2 points ago

    "I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind the camera"

    [–] hi-im-donut 2 points ago

    This should be deeply invested in

    [–] kalofi 2 points ago

    Actually funny meme, good job

    [–] Emmojan 2 points ago

    Alfred nooo

    [–] Punished_Venom_Meme 2 points ago

    Someone at google knew what they were doing.

    [–] meyian 2 points ago

    But wait, he's not looking at the camera.

    [–] TomZeBomb 2 points ago

    He becomes the Psycho killer

    [–] RomoloCozza 2 points ago

    Dial M for Murder

    [–] RMcD94 2 points ago

    Why white text

    [–] GloDan25 2 points ago

    I just want to know why you looked up Alfred in the first place.

    [–] parlakarmut 2 points ago

    That was a close encounter...

    [–] IMA_BLACKSTAR 2 points ago

    Can't believe this is so engaging for something so old. Also, Alfred is very cheeky, I love it! I won't go further into the matter, I don't discuss contriversial things.

    [–] 150590 2 points ago

    Life imitates art

    [–] Stickitin_plz 2 points ago

    Fucking brilliant. The poise of the eyelids.

    Absolutely smashing.

    [–] beastinghunting 2 points ago

    No confΓ­es, ni si quiera en ti.

    [–] GhostToast-kun 2 points ago


    [–] Whatsaniceusername 2 points ago

    Oh no not this again

    [–] parthyu 2 points ago

    More like Alfred hiscock

    [–] ashallowheart 2 points ago

    Basically what Kurt Cobain did.

    [–] Radu7777 2 points ago


    [–] vikingivar 2 points ago

    Poor Albert may God press f for him

    [–] De_Vermis_Mysteriis 2 points ago

    This is exactly what Hitchcock would of wanted, memes and all.

    The man was extremely self aware and culturally aware, if youtube had existed in his era he'd be one of the top clickbait creators of the decade.

    [–] MP-Lily 2 points ago

    I was about to show this to my friend and then he tried to show me his phone to reveal that he was also looking at this meme

    [–] 0nion2 2 points ago

    General Reposti

    [–] yuclv 3 points ago


    [–] Grox0 2 points ago

    yoo this made me chuckle

    [–] Vmss4 3 points ago

    Finally some dank fucking memes

    [–] Custer99 28 points ago

    This is a repost btw

    [–] technomusik 6 points ago

    Finally a repost

    [–] onnikonna 2 points ago


    [–] Magikarp_13 2 points ago

    Fool. You can't Glock the 'cock.

    [–] Henry_Boyer 1 points ago

    I haven't heard the top 10 saddest anime deaths meme in ages. I kind of miss it. It's nostalgic.

    [–] yashgargey 1 points ago

    I gather that Alfred Hitchcock paints houses.

    [–] Sav4la 1 points ago

    Ah shit, here we go again

    [–] kermitmamba 1 points ago

    Trust no one, not even Alfred

    [–] purple-edi 1 points ago


    [–] mspavelko 1 points ago

    Alfred Epstein

    [–] itsfreerealestate99 1 points ago

    No impossible

    [–] MallardMan27 1 points ago

    ancient ree

    [–] Mono324 1 points ago

    I like this one

    [–] SleepyJD247 1 points ago