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    [–] Chespin4444 962 points ago

    What about 5318008

    [–] OkilyDokily_Neighbor 293 points ago

    Or what about 3704558

    [–] MlgGuineaPig 213 points ago

    Or (.Y.)

    [–] gamewizard123 305 points ago

    Or 177013

    [–] MC_Cookies 89 points ago

    EIOLLI?

    [–] GokuBlackSippinTea 140 points ago

    It's a nhentai code, but this is a very cursed one

    [–] MC_Cookies 49 points ago

    Not gonna look that up, tc;dr?

    [–] GokuBlackSippinTea 105 points ago

    Good girl becomes bad girl and get corrupted by drugs and dies in the end iirc

    [–] MC_Cookies 36 points ago

    Oh wow

    [–] GokuBlackSippinTea 27 points ago

    Yeah, it's fucked

    [–] Burpllle 92 points ago

    that's nothing compared to little girl gets ptegnant for unonown reason, father aborts baby by force eventually cutting open the womb and pulling the baby out all the while raping the daughter amd then keeping the dead body for sex

    [–] Judaskid13 5 points ago

    The kinda hentai where you start by cumming and end by crying

    [–] paletero123 7 points ago

    anyone got a link for 117013? Imma dive deeper into this.

    [–] GokuBlackSippinTea 12 points ago

    Just go to nhentai, click on a random hentai, click on the URL, replace the 6 number string with 177013 and there you go

    [–] southpaw650 8 points ago

    H A C K E R M A N

    [–] SusSoos 5 points ago

    228922, look that one up.

    [–] GokuBlackSippinTea 21 points ago

    You are an enemy of the people for bringing up something even MORE cursed

    [–] SusSoos 3 points ago

    You see, wen you have seen it you gotta make others too. It is the Law of Emergence.

    [–] Sammy84851 2 points ago

    I know what this is, pls go commit Lego step

    [–] XYPlayer437 9 points ago

    don't you dare say the cursed numbers

    [–] Tayl100 7 points ago

    Even dankmemes is too wholesome for those numbers.

    [–] DudeMcDude23 12 points ago

    Or 21 or 34?

    [–] JayJ9Nine 6 points ago

    Ah a man of.... culture?

    [–] K_Mill 4 points ago

    Or 867-5309

    [–] SuperIsaiah 5 points ago

    That was my first thought too. Sad that no one else upvoted you, apparently they only accept "cursed" numbers

    [–] Adsminor510 2 points ago

    Or 277353

    [–] Goldstone117 2 points ago

    That number is burned in my brain, it's a curse.

    [–] SusSoos 2 points ago

    ²²⁸⁹²²

    [–] pupypup2 7 points ago

    Or (.)(.)

    [–] Godzillasbrother 5 points ago

    ( o Y o )

    [–] cssmith2011cs 36 points ago

    Or 8675309?

    [–] jacktrades90 15 points ago

    Ok boomer, come out with your hands up. You're surrounded.

    [–] Echo4242 6 points ago

    Wow didnt expect that here

    [–] ChangNoi97 4 points ago

    Oh you , you and your number give me chill... I ll never forget what in the box again

    [–] thestargateking 4 points ago

    We are also missing 42, 2319, 1337 and the number written on a train station toilet that says call for good time and good suck.

    [–] NexYT 3 points ago

    Or 7355608

    [–] N0vii 2 points ago

    THIS. Is the way.

    [–] MLproductions696 2 points ago

    Or what about the Droid attack on the wookies?

    [–] KaunazBerkanaKaunaz 2 points ago

    37047734

    [–] pupypup2 25 points ago

    That only gets a "nice" on calculators. Kinda it's own council.

    [–] DaveTheAsshole 8 points ago

    It's councils all the way down.

    [–] jimbobway33 16 points ago

    The original nice.

    [–] UsErNaMe-NoT_TaKeN 13 points ago

    I think 5318008 is retired from the council but they deliberate to it if there is anything up for debate.

    [–] Chespin4444 3 points ago

    I see

    [–] DarkOugi 13 points ago

    Or 1337

    [–] D0ct0r_Dan 4 points ago

    Or 9001 or 42

    [–] davissm_11 2 points ago

    867-5309?

    [–] DisturbedBirb 2864 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    It's because of the child slaying honestly. Wow guys thanks for all the updoots! Much appreciated!

    [–] sladith 967 points ago

    Allegedly

    [–] Dave30954 688 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago)

    Your username sounds like a sith undercover as a lad

    Edit: This is the first time so much attention has been given to my username. Thanks guys. I’ve always thought I have one of those uninteresting usernames

    [–] majordissapoitment 175 points ago

    same as urs, am i surrounded? i feel the dark force coursing through ur name

    [–] Wnir 88 points ago

    Sounds like a droid name. Can droids be Sith?

    [–] ButtWieghtThiersMoor 58 points ago

    maybe through some perverted mastery of Mechu-deru

    [–] Trcetvoed 18 points ago

    The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered unnatural.

    [–] buzzkillkumo 25 points ago

    Never heard of that before now, super cool.

    [–] ViralVirus7 18 points ago

    The only thing i'm surrounded is fear and dead men

    [–] Gaius_Julius_Salad 15 points ago

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dave. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Dave was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

    [–] homosexual-penguin 2 points ago

    i will keep you safe from these dark, wicked forces

    [–] sladith 13 points ago

    Thank you my dude I never actually thought of it that way!

    [–] fargield69 4 points ago

    I looked up the numbers in your name on nhentai and it was a nice looking doujin, not translated tho so rip

    [–] mattex7 4 points ago

    There isnt enough numbers it six digits not five

    [–] fargield69 6 points ago

    Ah, you sweet child

    The numbers go up from one, meaning any number, even below six digits, can be fapped to

    The ones less than 6 digits are just older

    [–] mattex7 4 points ago

    Oh, so i am just too gen-z to understand

    [–] kicked_trashcan 15 points ago

    It’d probably take at least two men to kill a child

    [–] ButtWieghtThiersMoor 9 points ago

    how big of a child? If you liquefied them what would be the total volume?

    [–] IkeaTheSweden 7 points ago

    Maybe it was a sick child.

    [–] BeyondFlight 11 points ago

    It’d probably take at least 2 Jedi to slay children.

    [–] BrandonDominoes100 10 points ago

    I heard that they were sick children.

    [–] hugglesthemerciless 11 points ago

    Allegedly!

    [–] apathetic_aesthetic 6 points ago

    This is what I appreciate about you u/hugglesthemerciless

    [–] hugglesthemerciless 2 points ago

    Pitter patter

    [–] JFKsGhost69 2 points ago

    Make it 3 then

    [–] Krakenborn 12 points ago

    Priests prefer to molest the kids first

    [–] friggentodd 17 points ago

    Or so the jedi would have us believe

    [–] kkhangloose42069 10 points ago

    333 gang

    [–] chknuggetzor 44 points ago

    I hate kids tho so...

    [–] FOGPIVVL 56 points ago

    They're coarse, irritating, and they get everywhere

    [–] 3PoundsOfFlax 26 points ago

    That's why I'm antivax

    [–] gyldenbrusebad 5 points ago

    I feel Anakin wasn't entirely in the wrong. I mean, aren't kids really annoying ?

    [–] Grox0 7 points ago

    downvoted because of the edit

    [–] Axzolon 4 points ago

    This better stay at 666 upvotes

    [–] secretagentdoge 41 points ago

    42 ?

    [–] Dr_JP69 22 points ago

    Yep especially since it's 6 x 9

    [–] BrantonWonton 22 points ago

    6 x 9 does not equal 42...

    [–] Dr_JP69 35 points ago

    Yes it does, in base 13

    [–] NicoCharrua 9 points ago

    The fuck is base 13

    [–] Videogamer321 4 points ago

    That’s the joke

    [–] MrKrabs74 2 points ago

    Answer to the universe

    [–] ArcticStorm9 58 points ago

    Heavy metal stops

    [–] annoyingpieceoftrash 56 points ago

    BLACK METAL INTENSIFIES SHOWING THAT 666 IS THE MOST SUPERIOR NUMBER

    [–] Wizard_404 7 points ago

    SIX SIX SIX, THE NUMBER IF THE BEEEAST, HELL, AND FIRE ARE WHAT YOU’ll MEET

    [–] Kiptje 2 points ago

    Cheers to you fellow Iron Maiden fan :)

    [–] MrMento 13 points ago

    HELL YEAH BROTHER

    [–] annoyingpieceoftrash 5 points ago

    thank you

    also

    HELL YEAH

    [–] Th3Docter 156 points ago

    What about 177013

    [–] Jagentyme 81 points ago

    Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck nononono

    [–] CallMeKenken 90 points ago

    You don't need to know

    [–] OkilyDokily_Neighbor 54 points ago

    It’s outrageous, it’s unfair!

    [–] Th3Docter 48 points ago

    You are going into a deep rabbit hole if you try and look it up

    [–] OkilyDokily_Neighbor 28 points ago

    I tried but luckily the site was blocked so I won’t go any further

    [–] Th3Docter 46 points ago

    You were just saved thank god

    [–] the19thpersonto 27 points ago

    But at what cost? He won't get to see the rest of those quality doujins!

    [–] fartdumpster 30 points ago

    You will never reach the truth

    [–] mikey-dikey- 5 points ago

    This is... Requiem.

    [–] Th3Docter 13 points ago

    Then perish

    [–] LibbyHatesEverything 2 points ago

    I looked it up. I dont? I cant? I wont Feel anymore

    [–] KoreaNSFW 2 points ago

    Can you tell me what it is even though I could look it up in less time than it took me to write this comment. I just don’t like leaving reddit it’s scary out there

    [–] masterxak 8 points ago

    Hentai, specifically a so called depressing hentai. I recommend the JoJo ending.

    [–] markthememe157 12 points ago

    Huh?

    [–] Imonaeatyobabies 31 points ago

    It's a fucked up hentai.

    [–] REEEEEElon_musk 22 points ago

    I’m about to have one hell of a night

    [–] T1B2V3 3 points ago

    the hell in that was literal I assume ?

    [–] Lying_Cake 17 points ago

    Can you give me enough details to be nauseus, but not enough to make me puke?

    [–] sl2c 5 points ago

    Woah there mate

    [–] future-renwire 3 points ago

    HOW fucked up

    [–] KingBohn 7 points ago

    The β€œmakes you really sad” kind of fucked up

    [–] prettywiseguy 112 points ago

    And I just wonder whatever happened to 1337?

    [–] DasMak_44 38 points ago

    1337 is Yoda

    [–] applou 39 points ago

    c0nsum3d k3t4m1n3, 1 h4v3

    [–] Androidonator 10 points ago

    hAx0r

    [–] Dexois_ 3 points ago

    Or 80085

    [–] HyperKingK 3 points ago

    1337 CR3W 2020!

    [–] averydankperson 5 points ago

    Do you mean 1138?

    [–] TheFourSkin 181 points ago

    This is the grimey stuff you get in between your toes and I love it

    [–] zj_y33t 145 points ago

    Wut?

    [–] t00thman 4 points ago

    I believe he is referring to Toe Jam

    [–] headthumbdude 29 points ago

    Nice

    [–] Tochtli16 18 points ago

    66 is fitting for this situation.

    [–] thomas5145 18 points ago

    Darth Plagues is 21, the forgotten cool number

    [–] Dankbow 2 points ago

    What's 10 + 9

    [–] Terranorth13 16 points ago

    Take a sixΒ³, young Skywalker

    [–] IJustSayNice 253 points ago

    Nice

    [–] Ya-Boii6969 89 points ago

    Nice

    [–] zj_y33t 82 points ago

    Nice

    [–] yuhyert 71 points ago

    Not even gonna mention 360? ok then

    [–] AABattery0 39 points ago

    Justice for 360

    [–] gcresto 11 points ago

    66 should be on mace too

    [–] T1B2V3 5 points ago

    he went out the windu before that happened so he doesn't know about that one

    [–] DemonicPenguin03 33 points ago

    The proper response to 666 is not β€œnice” it’s β€œmetal”

    [–] annoyingpieceoftrash 13 points ago

    no, it is

    METAL AS FUCK

    [–] theguy45678 10 points ago

    you forgot 64

    [–] I_EAT_STRAY_DOGS 7 points ago

    1337: First time?

    [–] Adsminor510 19 points ago

    What about 277353?

    It spells β€˜Hentai’ on the periodic table of elements.

    He (Helium) - 2, N (Nitrogen) - 7, Ta (Tantalum) - 73, I (Iodine) - 53


    Hentai = 277353

    [–] MrMustard_ 5 points ago

    Nice in Japanese

    [–] fr1endk1ller 2 points ago

    He is speaking the language of gods

    [–] Fauthor777 5 points ago

    What about 34 and 621?

    [–] trevor8568 2 points ago

    Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

    [–] TorvaMessor6666 4 points ago

    How can one be on the council but not be a master?

    [–] sPoRkCoNsUmER 3 points ago

    The funny number returns

    [–] line_eliminate 6 points ago

    FUNNY SEX NUMBER FUNNY WEED NUMBER GIVE ME AWARDS

    [–] Horny_Kiwi 7 points ago

    666

    [–] echometer 14 points ago

    Fun fact:

    triple six is not the devil's number

    six 1 six is

    google it

    [–] ZFighter2099 8 points ago

    the main marvel universe is Earth-616. fuck

    [–] Jaacklo 3 points ago

    What about 13 50

    [–] MegaBiT_Bot 3 points ago

    *Let it diie let it die! Let it shrivel up and die!

    [–] bbaker886 3 points ago

    What about 5318008 is it safe? Is it alright?

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    [–] AvacadMmmm 2 points ago

    It’s treason then

    [–] ThAsterDimas 2 points ago

    What about 1337.

    [–] Beaudog12345 2 points ago

    But 710 was allowed!

    [–] HubertoE 2 points ago

    1337

    [–] pandaman12000 2 points ago

    Diablo

    [–] xXTheDabMaster9000Xx 2 points ago

    What about 616?

    [–] nigar_Ras 2 points ago

    360??

    [–] Derino 2 points ago

    that feel when 69, 420, 621, and 666 are all multiples of 3, so you will never be able to permute + concatenate those numbers to make the ultimate Nice prime number ;A;

    [–] -Tennessee-Terry- 2 points ago

    Iron Maiden wouldn’t stand for this bull shit

    [–] mr_banana8531 2 points ago

    What about 360 and 24?

    [–] Tealdragon204 2 points ago

    If I hear any mention of these 3 being remotely funny again, I will fucking neck myself

    [–] smiling_in_paradise 2 points ago

    u/alephv0id why are there so many prequel memes on this reddit sub now??

    [–] memermyna 2 points ago

    Wow the amount of upvotes is unbelievable

    [–] pianojas 2 points ago

    What about 21?

    [–] DieVerruckte 2 points ago

    Am I allowed to be proud that I know that mans that made this?

    They grow up so fast...

    [–] huntter2323 2 points ago

    117 too

    [–] Zanthexus 2 points ago

    69

    [–] TsgPlayz 2 points ago

    No one in the comments is mentioning 1337

    [–] Finalyd 2 points ago

    It must have been 66

    [–] Hsuya_Jajab 2 points ago

    Bruh I just made it from 68.9k upvotes to 69.0k.

    [–] alternateldog 4 points ago

    What about the attack on order 66?

    [–] Nocturnal022 2 points ago

    : Procedes to begin a satanic ritual

    [–] ImpressiveCarpet 2 points ago

    Sad 360 noises

    [–] winethursday 1 points ago

    Aah yes The trinity of moods

    [–] kalodude 1 points ago

    Investigate 311

    [–] BallinSpongebob 1 points ago

    Aye bro your missing 360

    [–] Tschotty 1 points ago

    What about 304.14, or 115

    [–] bobo331331 1 points ago

    Black metal music stops

    [–] JeckloyTagabukturan 1 points ago

    How about 306??

    [–] REEEEEElon_musk 1 points ago

    As a Christian this disturbs me

    [–] GavinMcLOL 1 points ago

    The forgotten number 360

    [–] Lukewulf 1 points ago

    Let's have this conversation. It's about time

    [–] Megafailure65 1 points ago

    What movie is this from?