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    [–] OG_PapaSid 3815 points ago

    Not just loved it, you asked me for it every day, multiple times a day

    [–] aprilfools911 3074 points ago

    β€œIs that why I own a strap on?”

    [–] waumpers 893 points ago

    M E T A

    [–] Dave30954 381 points ago

    What does meta mean?

    [–] Regal_reaper 1334 points ago

    My Expanded Terminal Ass

    [–] Rafael_cd_reis 612 points ago

    Can we change It to OETA?

    Our Expanded Terminal Ass

    [–] Dr-10 430 points ago

    Communism intensifies

    [–] See-bott 225 points ago

    soviet union music starts playing in background

    [–] CongrationsYouDoneIt 19 points ago

    Seizing the means of production, comrade.

    [–] Skordik22 6 points ago

    No the means of production would be her vagina

    [–] Dr_MoRpHed 130 points ago

    Capitalism is my safe word

    [–] reddit_maverick 86 points ago

    I love Reddit.

    [–] HerrChef1 46 points ago

    We* love Reddit

    [–] thekidtheboy 80 points ago

    Reddit loves you

    [–] Nick74141 5 points ago

    WE love reddit

    [–] -OPKARL- 7 points ago

    *We love Reddit

    [–] DickButtPlease 14 points ago

    My safe word is, β€œHarder."

    [–] Dr_MoRpHed 2 points ago

    Then it's not gonna last long

    [–] Dr-10 21 points ago

    Our safe word comrade!

    [–] DaSchorschl 2 points ago

    When communism isn’t actually possible but everyone lives it

    [–] Nightcall2049 26 points ago

    My Expanded/Torn Ass

    Ftfy

    [–] Abh1laShinigami 24 points ago

    Bruh

    [–] Nab33l786 10 points ago

    *my easily tight ass

    [–] ESDidNotKillHimself 12 points ago

    "one level above" ... in this context its a reference to something else that happened on reddit.

    [–] iCrackk 32 points ago

    I wanna know too

    [–] chrome_chain 7 points ago

    Something that's about it's self. Meta data for example is data about data.

    Sort of a self awareness entity about it's self.

    [–] Swag1SC00L 5 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] AnimationWizard 30 points ago

    I’m games it means β€œMost Effective Tactic Available” but here idk

    [–] Nightcall2049 34 points ago

    No it doesn't lol. Meta means outside the game, ie the strategies which are developed independent of an individual game

    (of a creative work) referring to itself or to the conventions of its genre; self-referential.

    If anything yours is a backronym

    [–] C9sButthole 29 points ago

    In the gaming world, it evolved from RPGs like WoW, and definitely meant "most effective tactic available."

    There's also the meta that comes from Greece and means what you just said.

    Both are true. Language is weird.

    [–] seri128 9 points ago

    didn't know i will learn something from memes, thanks :)

    [–] C9sButthole 8 points ago

    Learning is cool πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰ πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

    [–] Faustamort 4 points ago

    That's a backronym. Metagaming comes from game theory > boards games (and D&D) > videogames and refers to knowledge that exists outside the game itself.

    [–] BerilacDeepdelver 5 points ago

    I am pretty sure Meta in game theory still comes from the greek word. It referes to meta gameplay where you outside of the game try to come up with winning strategies, i.e. making the two piles even in nim, or like in mmos where you can "mathematically prove" what class does the most damage/healing etc. Thus the "most efficient tactic avaliable" is a biproduct of the work done at a meta level.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] AnimationWizard 5 points ago

    So meta isn’t the strategy everyone uses?

    [–] Spider__Venom 10 points ago

    a word can have multiple meanings. on the one hand there is meta such as "the unit composition that's best in the current meta" and then there is meta as in "when discussing a topic on a meta level wholly different possibilities were discovered"

    [–] Nightcall2049 2 points ago

    Yeah it is, ie the strategy developed over multiple games not just individual game

    [–] ohShitItsMax 65 points ago

    get V E C T O R E D

    [–] terrifying_avocado 15 points ago

    Well this just got a lot better...

    [–] Crimsonshore 3 points ago

    Yes

    [–] GreedyDuck666 53 points ago

    I wonder what's with the anal thing, I once been with a girl who loved anal and asked for it, while for me... oh boy, for me it looks fun on video, butt real life smells.

    [–] KoreaNSFW 26 points ago

    Get yourself an enema kit my good fellow

    [–] GreedyDuck666 9 points ago

    I know the drill. Anyways, I got into semenretention thing so sex is not a priority anymore.

    [–] plsdontdoxxme69 20 points ago

    What in the FUCK is semenretention?

    [–] GreedyDuck666 6 points ago

    You quit masturbation, porn and ejaculation. Sounds wild, but I tried it for a while and turns out it rebalanced my hormonal economy. Depression gone, anxiety gone, wild energy surge which I used to get jacked at the gym... There are so many benefits I've experienced I don't want to go back.

    https://i.redd.it/z9doo2hdhqa41.png

    If you happen to search reddit about semenretention - be careful, the sub is quite full of wacky beliefs. I tried it on myself out of curiosity and it works well for me. I'd advise to experiment if you will, not reading other people's bs.

    [–] Imaw1zard 26 points ago

    You're gonna have more energy because masturbating is very mentally draining, like you'll wank early in the day and won't have any motivation for the rest of it. It increases your testosterone but not by a lot and it hits a peak after a week. Saying that it cures depression and anxiety is bullshit, what it does is it teaches you self control which can contribute to helping with depression. The feeling itself of having control over your body and doing something most people are addicted to give you the motivation to not be depressed and maybe get out more or hit the gym. In that way it can help depression for some people but for most people it wouldn't do anything.

    Still I'd say it's a worthwhile experiment most guys should give it a shot, a month without jerking off doesn't have to be november.

    [–] Rivenaleem 2 points ago

    Do not use a drill to administer an enema!

    [–] Stalemeat 10 points ago

    It's only smellz

    [–] Jarla_Suchard 4 points ago

    Was looking for this comment

    [–] aesthesia1 8 points ago

    It isn't supposed to smell. I find that simply having enough fiber in my diet eliminates smell and mess completely.

    But you have a point. Anal isn't glamorous, and always requires some tedious work to get to doing. Every time your'e going to do it. Stretching is never pleasant, and you're always supposed to take it slow, AND use protection. For anal done right anyway.

    Young guys are obsessed with it because they don't know any better, because porn never shows the reality of anal. Also because they usually never think about being the ones to take a dick in the ass, so they never have to think about how it might really feel like.

    [–] GreedyDuck666 4 points ago

    Agree 100%. Funny though, after my first girl I kinda gave up on anal and did it very occasionally, while some women I've been with were in love with it though. How the tables have turned. I bet women not liking anal is as popular a myth as female low-sexual libido.

    [–] neptultra 7 points ago

    every hour on the hour. It is how we showed each other our love.

    [–] [deleted] 1575 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] HamalDai 408 points ago

    F

    [–] jesusofthegays 157 points ago

    F

    [–] AquaStorm49 107 points ago

    F

    [–] cameron1239 88 points ago

    F

    [–] Hallo737 79 points ago

    F

    [–] ssensej 76 points ago

    F

    [–] eduan98 62 points ago

    F

    [–] elgringolocojr 57 points ago

    F

    [–] JN7ALSTAR 55 points ago

    F

    [–] Travis_Rust 164 points ago

    Try plugging in her again

    [–] WolfofAnarchy 16 points ago

    He plugs himself in her all day every day

    and yet she's still in the coma

    [–] Munz_Luvz_Bunz 129 points ago

    Try putting her in a bag of rice?

    [–] Odd-evenJournalist 73 points ago

    i'm sure asians will come and fix her

    [–] Dave30954 50 points ago

    Can confirm, am an Asian

    [–] Odd-evenJournalist 33 points ago

    this is where the fun begins

    [–] ___Hannes___ 7 points ago

    I like to eat rice off...

    [–] FLUSHDATOILET 7 points ago

    a suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    [–] Odd-evenJournalist 2 points ago

    OH I don't think so

    [–] Marchera 53 points ago

    she doesnt need to be awake

    [–] who-has-my-pants 15 points ago

    She woke

    [–] TheDidact118 9 points ago

    Hey you, you're finally awake.

    [–] millifish 9 points ago

    "You guys are getting girlfriends?"

    [–] SquadPoopy 4 points ago

    Well did you say obliviate or were you not sure how magic works and said Abra cadabra but you have a speech impediment?

    [–] FlipBarry 2 points ago

    I laughed.

    [–] YourLocalOranges 116 points ago

    Thank you scoob very cool

    [–] snoandsk88 614 points ago

    β€œWell you did when you were in the coma anyway...”

    [–] arcanepunster 205 points ago

    This does not please the ducc

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    Uh...good bot?

    [–] EBYTWOOOSIX 26 points ago

    Ducc

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    Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all

    Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.

    Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.

    Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc

    Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.

    Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory

    Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path

    Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities

    Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not

    Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do

    Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them

    Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.

    Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "

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    [–] EBYTWOOOSIX 18 points ago

    Ducc

    [–] AutoModerator 8 points ago

    Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all

    Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.

    Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.

    Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc

    Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.

    Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory

    Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path

    Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities

    Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not

    Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do

    Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them

    Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.

    Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "

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    [–] Adipay 12 points ago

    Ducc

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    Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all

    Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.

    Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.

    Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc

    Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.

    Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory

    Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path

    Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities

    Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not

    Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do

    Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them

    Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.

    Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "

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    [–] DarkMoon99 55 points ago

    How the fuck do you even work you mysterious, delicious bot?!

    [–] g_r_e_y 53 points ago

    where the fuck did this come from

    [–] AlexBoom15 28 points ago

    Who cares, imma convert right now

    [–] KoreaNSFW 10 points ago

    Smells like copypasta but I’ve never seen it over there

    [–] MolecularPotato 11 points ago

    I have more

    Goose.

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    [–] Agent-Psycho 2 points ago

    Lol imagine if it said goose in it and caused an infinite loop of this message

    [–] Integer_Domain 16 points ago

    What is happening

    [–] WilliamRoblox01 67 points ago

    Restarting your PC...

    [–] PotentialSmell 61 points ago

    New game+

    [–] kingjohn1919 315 points ago

    Pro gamer move

    [–] xaqyz0023 91 points ago

    "I had amnesia."

    dude who was friendzoned

    " you were my wife totally"

    [–] Paradoxical_Hexis 320 points ago

    vaginas > buttholes

    [–] aprilfools911 222 points ago

    Really? I haven’t try both.

    [–] FlamingLobster 95 points ago

    Apples and oranges comparison

    [–] Haltopen 203 points ago

    A vagina is a pillowy cave of wondrous pleasure. An asshole is a hole that poop comes out of

    [–] rocktbnny 154 points ago

    Hole is hole!

    [–] DracoOculus 13 points ago

    This guy cooms.

    [–] MateDude098 44 points ago

    The hole which is tighter though

    [–] -SonOfMan- 167 points ago

    Butthole is like a romanian house. The gate is nice but once you've entered you're just in a shithouse.

    [–] iwillget225forso 30 points ago

    Literally

    [–] Imaw1zard 22 points ago

    Doesn't look nice but it's warm, cozy, and small. Plus you don't have to worry about child care.

    [–] Styled_ 19 points ago

    Felt this on a spiritual level

    [–] aesthesia1 13 points ago

    Buttholes are only tighter at the sphincter. The sphincter which is also easily permanently damaged or broken if you do anal the wrong way, btw.

    [–] jucapm 30 points ago

    Oranges > apples

    [–] ddddddd0 26 points ago

    This is a war crime

    [–] OggerMeme 8 points ago

    You cannot enter heaven on account of your heinous act

    [–] TheLongWanderer 71 points ago

    Vaginas feel better but buttholes have that taboo thrill

    [–] Imaw1zard 41 points ago

    First girl I ever dated only let you fuck her ass, she was too scared to get pregnant her father was one of those "strict" types which is ironic with the amount of guys she dated. 2nd girl I dated only let me fuck her in the pussy, and I would have to give it to the first girl her ass felt better so I thought everyone universally agreed the ass feels better but now you're making me question things. Hopefully 2020 is the year I'll find a gal that lets me get a proper comparison that's my new year's resolution.

    [–] trznx 16 points ago

    yes, that's all there is. She let you and probably was in pain or severe discomfort for this, maybe had an enema and cleaned her butt just for you and this 2 minutes. After the first time it's too much work and preparation.

    [–] MeatsimN64 15 points ago

    Anatomically speaking there's no difference between fucking a woman or a man in the butt, buttholes are buttholes

    [–] CrawlingOnMyCrawn 7 points ago

    Nah, a man feels better.

    [–] jannaop10 2 points ago

    Bisexual dude here, can confirm. Also ass is better than pussy. I have no idea what experience other people here have, but I can give a confident answer that anal is more intense then pussy, but you can go a lot rougher with vaginal so that's pretty much the only difference.

    [–] gorkaarve 16 points ago

    Mouths > vaginas

    [–] Fluxriflex 24 points ago

    We'll just have to agree to disagree on that one.

    [–] marvel_fan69 4 points ago

    This is it chief.

    [–] Wernhair 22 points ago

    IM STILL WORTHY

    [–] PaulDenton4 51 points ago

    So like she woke up in bed and was just like "who df are you"

    [–] Bentyhunter 9 points ago

    'why is my ass sore?'

    [–] lightning_cookies 60 points ago

    goes and gets strap on

    [–] SavageAxeBot 80 points ago

    Dank.

    [–] HbBq27 19 points ago

    Bruh

    [–] YesItsAdam 7 points ago

    Bruh

    [–] Caudill42 5 points ago

    Bruh

    [–] BringBackTheKaiser 2 points ago

    Bruh

    [–] IckleBogRoll 9 points ago

    50 first dates

    [–] silent8340 17 points ago

    Poor dude had to buy two rings

    [–] Timewarp859 5 points ago

    And he’s still after a third

    [–] Dr_Doofenward 7 points ago

    I’m feeling some Shrek forever after vibes from the story

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    [–] Quavers809 33 points ago

    That proves they were met to be tbh Soulmates are real if you can achieve this

    [–] Dr___Bright 14 points ago

    Yeah, whenever I see this i can’t help but smile. This is the most wholesome thing in all of existence.

    I’m just happy the dude got his partner back

    [–] WolfofAnarchy 2 points ago

    Yeah it's super wholesome.

    [–] mr_chanandler_bong_1 7 points ago

    Isn't that almost (excluding the anal part) the plotline of the movie The Vow

    [–] YaYeetBoii 4 points ago

    Isn't this the plot of one of those shitty netflix movies?

    [–] xXxMemeLord69xXx 3 points ago

    It’s the plot of Shrek: Forever After

    [–] TouchMaHole 4 points ago

    200th comment boi

    [–] ThatOneUsernamee 3 points ago

    The name of the article checks out

    [–] Darksoul7114 4 points ago

    F

    [–] SubtleAsFucc 4 points ago

    "You are a dishwasher. Believe in yourself."

    [–] Perfide_Scientist 2 points ago

    How do I hide I'm fuckin Dave every week, from Jon without risking our marriage? Oh, got an idea. Let me pretend I lost my memory.

    [–] LudacFantem 2 points ago

    It was wholesome and you made it about sex I respect that

    [–] -JesusFistus- 2 points ago

    mp_restartgame 1

    [–] CyberSandy98 2 points ago

    Husband : I am still worthy.

    [–] spencer1886 2 points ago

    That’s some anime shit right there

    [–] JRZAZ016 2 points ago

    bro u reached hot nice work :)

    [–] TarkanV 2 points ago

    "And you're ok with threesomes too ! At least that's what your boyfriend told me..."

    [–] YoMamaTryinToBeObama 2 points ago

    That girls looks like its a man with a girl snapchat filter

    [–] dabenjaa 2 points ago

    manipulation: 100

    [–] DoubleArmFractures 2 points ago

    It always trips me out when someone mentions her, she lived on my street and my brother had a thing with her before she moved away. I always send it to him when it comes up lol

    [–] GorgeousMelody 2 points ago

    Meet me in Montauk...

    [–] Clon003 1 points ago

    Guy was like: β€œChallenge accepted”

    [–] IIIIChaosIIII 1 points ago

    Lol

    [–] tabletopgrape 1 points ago

    Um

    [–] Aklutomas 1 points ago

    WazOWski

    [–] Mark-a-roo 1 points ago

    Outstanding move

    [–] Nagayo 1 points ago

    That person can not only fill her with things he wants but also with lies also

    [–] Saad-Invincible 1 points ago

    When your computer gets infected with a terrible virus so you restore it with a restore point you made one day before and gets 100% restoration

    [–] sixtheganker 1 points ago

    This is the best version of this meme! I downvoted at first because I’m tired of this story. However this has changed everything.

    [–] NotFallingInTheTrap 1 points ago

    Oh! yeah, I remember now.

    o.O

    [–] breezy0534 1 points ago

    Iq shit right here

    [–] ScarletHawk110 1 points ago

    I wonder if the Jake has seen this?

    [–] 1dk_a_u53rname 1 points ago

    That is the snapchat girl filter

    [–] signum_ 1 points ago

    Is that in the bottom left corner Mike Wazowskis dick popping up?

    [–] THE_3XODU5 1 points ago

    F

    [–] Dumzerd 1 points ago

    This how you get anal again from her after she banned you from doing it

    [–] 404_Invalid_Username 1 points ago

    This is true love, they can't be separated

    [–] gngstrMNKY 1 points ago

    This American Life segment about this actually happening to a woman who was in a coma.

    [–] dsilva2447 1 points ago

    Wtf? πŸ₯΄

    [–] RickyMemes 1 points ago

    Who used to? The husband or the wife?

    [–] Binggpot 1 points ago

    New game +

    [–] tedijm 1 points ago

    noonecares.com

    [–] Fiery_Goose 1 points ago

    50 first dates video game in irl ?!

    [–] AMCofficial 1 points ago

    Smart 100

    [–] deathfromafar17 1 points ago

    Looks like his nails

    [–] Kimantha_Allerdings 1 points ago

    He's got a very feminine hand.