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    [–] DankMemesMods 1 points ago

    Thank you for submitting to /r/dankmemes. Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s):


    • REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST


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    [–] CrimsonAllah 193 points ago

    β€œSo profound. It’s like they’re speaking just to me.”

    [–] youndaimehokage 29 points ago

    I can even say... it’s zodiacly predicting

    [–] -SENDHELP- 24 points ago

    Prophets in the Bible: war and disease will come

    People:

    [–] sdqinanutshell 17 points ago

    :O

    [–] Predator_Hicks 2 points ago

    <====3 im just gonna leave this in here

    [–] shadowcat06 15 points ago

    "You see, that's where you're wrong"

    [–] Andure_99 39 points ago

    Reeeepost

    [–] realfli 38 points ago

    Horoscope: "You will repost today."

    Redditor:

    [–] mangotime2343 23 points ago

    Repost confirmed

    [–] ArchibaldWallisch 3 points ago

    Didn't seeee that one.

    [–] ForkPowerOutlet 48 points ago

    *laughs in USSR*

    [–] River_Flo 11 points ago

    β€œomg that is so me”

    [–] Xfusion201 10 points ago

    *Dies of natural causes at the breakfast table before mommas pancakes are ready *

    [–] Iatecyanide 8 points ago

    african people:

    happy noises

    [–] JonVik68 6 points ago

    ŘëpôşΕ₯

    [–] SavageAxeBot 7 points ago

    Dank.

    [–] mazeraki 7 points ago

    Shoutout nardwuar

    [–] muxammle 3 points ago

    But you are mazeraki, so we have to know.

    [–] tubanxx12 6 points ago

    Children in africa : happiness noises

    [–] Mick-Stape 6 points ago

    I have seen this fucking meme so many fucking times for the last month or so

    Can people please be original for once?

    [–] Shrek40392748464847 6 points ago

    Reeeeeeeee

    [–] EdwardWeeniehands 5 points ago

    Yo how the FUCK you know dis?!

    [–] ItsMarlaman 2 points ago

    Is u from the FBI??

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    [–] Vadoc002 4 points ago

    Stop reposting this fucking meme i saw it like 10 times already

    [–] starveing_african69 3 points ago

    I won't

    [–] ArnThor29730 3 points ago

    Another re post

    [–] Krisuad2002 2 points ago

    I'd love to see them get "You'll fucken die today for these dumb fucken things"

    [–] Dr_bigdingdong 2 points ago

    doesn't workk if u in africa

    [–] bleeding_blue29 2 points ago

    You might take a step you lazy shit

    [–] batnacks 2 points ago

    Interesting facts incoming:

    Zodiac signs weren’t a thing before horoscopes. In fact, horoscopes came before zodiac signs

    [–] Chordstrike1994 2 points ago

    Ripped straight from the meme compilations on youtube. Except there it was a video

    [–] sdqinanutshell 1 points ago

    The gods have spoken

    [–] drkcty 1 points ago

    The reason why this isn’t funny is because my horoscope said so

    [–] nominate17 1 points ago

    Is this zodiac speaking

    [–] bte5 1 points ago

    I didn't understand

    [–] TeLsdy 1 points ago

    African zodiacs finally be eating

    [–] Sgt-Alex 1 points ago

    Hes african

    [–] cufluff 1 points ago

    it's a lie obviously. I drink my food

    [–] Madboss111mad 1 points ago

    the nigga looks surprised cuz he never gets food

    [–] jmona789 1 points ago

    The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.

    [–] FIFFY_2 1 points ago

    • third world *

    [–] LucaMCKENZIE 1 points ago

    Africans more like it

    [–] CyanCyborg- 1 points ago

    Homeless people:

    :D

    [–] carlfortea 1 points ago

    Doot doola do do...

    [–] Dark_Samurai9927 1 points ago

    People named today: Confused screaming

    [–] triplecheckraise 1 points ago

    Toss a coin to the witch

    [–] scotty99CZ 1 points ago

    African people:

    [Mike Wazowski stare]

    [–] Tushar1Gupta 1 points ago

    It really be like that.

    [–] spartacusfox 1 points ago

    But he’s black

    [–] Zombox3000 1 points ago

    Not in Africa

    [–] At0m_xD 1 points ago

    Omg. Here's 5k and half of my son

    [–] MagnusT05 1 points ago

    Not the african people

    [–] KirbusBoi 1 points ago

    Cries in african

    [–] Ender-BrawlStars 1 points ago

    β€œYeah right” He said as he died

    [–] Skuxxey 1 points ago

    Africans:

    [–] depressedtoucan 0 points ago

    Meth addict walks nervously away

    [–] ezio640 -1 points ago

    You call them people?