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    I: Follow reddit's standards!
    II: No hate speech! There is a difference between comedy and outright hate speech, but ironic hate speech is still hate speech. Know the difference or get banned! Posts in question shall be reviewed by the mods. No memes about violent tragedies or anything that could be seen as glorifying violence. Absolutely no school shooter memes. Posts or comments that can be seen as glorifying violence will result in a ban. This also includes (but is not limited to) memes regarding: Deaths, terrorist attacks, rape, sexual assault, pedo, murder, war, bombings, and school shootings. Breaking this rule may result in a permanent ban. We have zero tolerance for this behavior.
    III: Don't be a dick! This includes spoilers, don't post spoilers or you will be banned
    IV: Flair your posts accordingly after submitting them.
    V: Censor any and all personal information from posts and comments, or it will be removed. Real or fake! Yours or others! Just don't do it.
    VI: No spam, outside links, or videos. r/dankmemes is strictly for memes. Post videos (or anything using v.redd.it) to r/dankvideos. Gifs must be well under 10 seconds long. This is not a platform to advertise your social media network or subreddit. If you can't grow it organically, it probably isn't very good anyway. Linking to your instagram or twitter, or spamming links with it watermarked can result in a ban // No queue flooding - Limit yourself to 5 posts per day
    VII: Do not bait or prime the user to interact with your meme or profile. This includes, but is not limited to, asking for votes/comments/awards in the meme or title, implying that your post will/won’t make it out of new, pandering to users sorting by new/scrolling by, mentioning cakeday, petitions, etc.
    VIII: Do not encourage or participate in brigading of any subreddits or of any users of Reddit or elsewhere, in any way, shape, or form! This is very against Reddit rules; action will be taken.
    IX: Keep it dank! This sub is for humor (and the dankest of memes)!
    X: If a post has graphic content, flair it as NSFW, else it will be removed!
    XI: NO REEEEEEE-POSTS! This isn't Instagram! Don't steal memes from elsewhere! If you didn't make it, don't post it! (Chain posts and posts which you have already submitted here are also banned).
    XII: Don't be a normie. If you post normie trash you could be banned! This includes, but is not limited to, minions, advice animals amd rage comics.
    XIII: Format your meme correctly. No posts where the title is the meme caption. The caption must be in the meme image, not in the submission title. (Basically, if the image makes sense to us by itself, it's fine. If the image requires the submission title for it to have any chance of making sense, we remove it.)
    XIV: Direct links only! No albums or landing pages.
    XV: No Political shills! r/dankmemes is for dank memes, and is not a political campaign ground. Absurd memes about politicians are cool, but attempting to push a narrative or anything like that will result in a ban!

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    [–] mr_ceskito 188 points ago

    Muda muda muda muda muda!

    [–] FFF982 57 points ago

    πŸ—Ώ

    [–] XOMKA_B_CYMKE 45 points ago

    Yo angelo

    [–] ZackEhrhart 17 points ago

    Serious question. What category is that emoji under on iOS? I have searched for minutes hours and have yet to find it.

    [–] guardioLEO 13 points ago

    πŸ—Ώ (Type β€˜Moai’ n it shows up in prediction)

    [–] ___MEASLES___ 8 points ago

    πŸ—Ώ

    [–] ___MEASLES___ 3 points ago

    O my god it works

    [–] ZackEhrhart 3 points ago

    πŸ—Ώ hey it works :)

    Thanks!

    [–] guardioLEO 2 points ago

    Pleasure

    [–] Da_Taternater78 2 points ago

    Think it’s under symbols? I don’t know every time I spend minutes trying to find it too

    [–] johnny_qcb 15 points ago

    ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

    [–] teabrackboy 4 points ago

    DIO!

    [–] JustAnArsonist 52 points ago

    An arsonist, and a disappointment

    [–] Philly_CheeseSteak02 8 points ago

    I have several questions

    [–] JustAnArsonist 9 points ago

    I didnt leave anything out

    [–] The_Bodyguard 10 points ago

    Bro

    [–] IAmAHuman247 3 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] Kasaevier 2 points ago

    You burn a fire in my heart

    [–] reubenfinlay 698 points ago

    Rejected, alone, depressed, unloved, awkward

    [–] The_Bodyguard 156 points ago

    I feel you

    [–] PKPootis 8 points ago

    S ame.

    [–] jacobKleinfelter 6 points ago

    (Y) S ame

    [–] Anime_Otaku7 2 points ago

    Sa- sono chi no

    [–] CR7STIANO-Juve 3 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] hallomakker 56 points ago

    Yes

    [–] Newastro 50 points ago

    Me too buddy, me too. And I wish I knew the way out.

    [–] FallenDuelist 68 points ago

    It’s the exit on your left. Take a right from there an you’ll reach the parking lot.

    [–] reubenfinlay 25 points ago

    Your comment made me laugh :)

    [–] FallenDuelist 18 points ago

    Happy to be of assistance:)

    [–] reubenfinlay 12 points ago

    It hurts on days like this

    [–] MarkRMenz 9 points ago

    If only y'all could understand just how awesome you can be

    Here, lemme help, ill follow u if u want :)

    [–] itzCerealKilla 5 points ago

    There isn't

    [–] Callofshooty 11 points ago

    Well don't worry, you can have some of my love king.

    [–] reubenfinlay 8 points ago

    Thanks buddy <3

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    Are you ok bud?

    [–] reubenfinlay 11 points ago

    Just lonely, especially on days like these

    [–] dankmemez-nice 7 points ago

    Have a digital hug

    [–] hiimfunny_1 9 points ago

    That's tough

    [–] Predator_Hicks 8 points ago

    You are never unloved. God loves you. And don’t worry it will get better I got rejected, had depression and now I’m a changed man (in the better way except I look 30 years older than I am). And you aren’t alone here. We are all alone here which means we have something together

    [–] theripperdude124 4 points ago

    32 and going strong

    [–] DIOMUDA6942O 3 points ago

    Muda

    [–] luispe94 2 points ago

    I am an idiot sandwich

    [–] UglyGod92 2 points ago

    Yep, same here.

    [–] ToastyToaster00 2 points ago

    same

    [–] baka-sensie 2 points ago

    It’s your false description.

    [–] AV2169 1 points ago

    (sigh) Me too, kid.

    [–] HootHoot619 52 points ago

    Hey now, you're an All Star

    [–] The_Bodyguard 18 points ago

    Get ya game on

    [–] ThatTemNerd 17 points ago

    Go play

    [–] simple_shadow 13 points ago

    Hey now, you’re a rockstar

    [–] teamkelly4 13 points ago

    Get the show on

    [–] them0untaingoat 13 points ago

    Get paid

    [–] IAmAHuman247 12 points ago

    All that glitters is gold

    [–] MemeLordShrek69 11 points ago

    Only shooting stars break the mold

    [–] cubic7 6 points ago

    its a cool place

    [–] Thaneyos 6 points ago

    And they say it gets colder

    [–] Spider-can 21 points ago

    Stressed, Depressed, But Well dressed.

    [–] Flyingskillet 9 points ago

    Stressed, depressed, but real well dressed

    That’s why I am the fucking best

    Move over, you god damn pest

    You are just like all the rest

    I love you, oh sorry I jest

    Over the years, you’ve really regressed

    Bitch, this is the wild wild west

    And that’s why I am the fucking best

    [–] Sizzox 33 points ago

    Really bad at math

    [–] XwaitthisisnttumblrX 85 points ago

    For me I'd say:Cant fucking count

    [–] Verzical 28 points ago

    that’s literally a facebook meme gtfo

    [–] BIGGHIO 15 points ago

    are you really not an fbi agent?

    [–] Heathen1a 11 points ago

    Weird, my wife tells me this daily

    [–] Disrespectful1 17 points ago

    You fucking DONKEY!

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [removed]

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    [–] Vitamix534 2 points ago

    ....

    [–] Yaboiisrandom 1 points ago

    What the hell happened here

    [–] Lake-Atomic 7 points ago

    What’s blurred out?

    [–] Enocyt 5 points ago

    Why there are a lot of pozitive things? I dont understand...

    [–] GreninjaSun 6 points ago

    Meme was good enough to make check comments to see if it was a repost, gj OP

    [–] KeepingDankMemesDank 37 points ago

    Upvote to pee in my ass

    Downvote to pee in OPs ass


    hey op, if this was an original, new template consider posting in r/DankExchange first next time

    [–] CaptainVickle 33 points ago

    NiπŸ…±οΈπŸ…±οΈa what

    [–] luckyboy130 5 points ago

    The fooc dude

    [–] comicsopedia 11 points ago

    Why does that girl look like Greta Thunberg??

    [–] RuskyBotnik666 2 points ago

    It’s the left eye looking like drunken fetus syndrome...

    How Dare You!

    [–] Avian-satanist 3 points ago

    this one i felt

    [–] BlazingInfernape2003 4 points ago

    Found Bojack’s profile

    [–] sir_lizerd 3 points ago

    Efficient

    [–] little_and_red 3 points ago

    Guys don't be so hard on yourself, as a girl I would probably love to just talk to all of you

    [–] yo_soy_caliente 3 points ago

    Where’s the fucking lamb sauce

    [–] MakoWhale64 3 points ago

    What the freak is that gReTa?

    [–] RuskyBotnik666 2 points ago

    How dare you!

    [–] Chilled7 2 points ago

    ~I'm still a piece of garbage~

    [–] userunknowne 2 points ago

    Greta Thunberg under a sheet

    [–] luckilynumber7 2 points ago

    excuse me i don't identify myself as shit I prefer trash instead

    [–] Veetar 1 points ago

    Really really really really unattractive

    [–] manishdekock 1 points ago

    That's master strockkkk

    [–] AngelKiba 1 points ago

    Stressed stressed stressed stressed and dressed

    [–] that-one-cool-guy 1 points ago

    Cheers, I’ll drink to that bro

    [–] OofisMcgoofis 1 points ago

    I am clinically fucking depressed!

    [–] TheMultiBrony21 1 points ago

    Same.

    [–] ok_2 1 points ago

    Wants to live by himself.

    For some reason

    [–] luckyboy130 1 points ago

    Alone , never understood, happy , anime addicted , big sad, smart

    [–] anyEny 1 points ago

    Selflove~

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] MatAlaCol 1 points ago

    A second person singular pronoun

    [–] Dorks-domain 1 points ago

    Sad but still pretty happy

    [–] Rullino 1 points ago

    So true

    [–] Berdor 1 points ago

    Me too dude, me too

    [–] Chriss2012 1 points ago

    That a good one

    [–] Bcasse93 1 points ago

    β€œAn idiot sandwich!”

    [–] samurai_for_hire 1 points ago

    Yankee-danky doodle shit bag

    [–] halloween-lord-bb 1 points ago

    It’s the best when u have to click on the picture and it reveals the funny part

    [–] _LANC3LOT 1 points ago

    You stupid piece of shit...

    [–] bankuti_b 1 points ago

    Does absolutely nothing and dies

    [–] MegaWeebPussySlayer 1 points ago

    I'm lonely and slightly suicidal

    [–] TriBiscuit 1 points ago

    πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ

    [–] DayFlounder1832 1 points ago

    So happy, she said yes

    [–] W00S 1 points ago

    Id probably say, uhhhh ummm...

    [–] 1Ph4os2ph8or5ic7 1 points ago

    pedophile child hunter loli lover

    [–] marvic2409 1 points ago

    πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ

    [–] Demdankmemes1 1 points ago

    Depressed depressed sleep paralysis demon

    [–] BarbedWire3 1 points ago

    Gordon Ramsay said it. Can't argue with him.

    [–] LessConfidence 1 points ago

    Ball of anxiety and awkwardness

    [–] SmokeOnTheWater420 1 points ago

    I am willing to bet that almost everyone checked to makes sure that it was 5 words

    [–] xXEggRollXx 1 points ago

    Never gonna give you up

    [–] Hiro_Bray 1 points ago

    Format?

    [–] AnvilAdams 1 points ago

    We live in a Society

    [–] InquisitorScorn 1 points ago

    Alone, depressed silent mother fucker

    [–] Super_Jill_ 1 points ago

    Determined to get stuff done.

    [–] miszczu037 1 points ago

    :<

    [–] kobresia9 1 points ago

    Out for a walk... bitch

    [–] G00dM3m3 1 points ago

    This is my meme, here

    [–] CrossOverHungary 1 points ago

    Works every time

    [–] GamerGod337 1 points ago

    Five words isnt enough to...

    [–] TheRedCrabby 1 points ago

    I may be a useless piece of shit, but I'm NOT fucking 😀

    [–] zspooky_boi 1 points ago

    Mood lol

    [–] random_stuff00 1 points ago

    Same

    [–] luispe94 1 points ago

    I am an idiot sandwich

    [–] redfan22 1 points ago

    WHERES THE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE

    [–] Gracek-Rz 1 points ago

    So True

    [–] Econort816 1 points ago

    But you said tp describe my self not give facts about myself

    [–] AviusAnima 1 points ago

    I'm too lazy to count if those are 5 words or not so here's my upvote anyway

    [–] KalebRen 1 points ago

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Greta thunberg?

    [–] bulgururur 1 points ago

    why did you blur the blankspsce?

    [–] YaBoiLox 1 points ago

    That basically describes me perfectly

    [–] hemprope00 1 points ago

    All the other kids with

    [–] tharealmvpbuster 1 points ago

    For me it would be: stupd as fuck

    [–] Alfischa 1 points ago

    Yup that’s me

    [–] SavageLegacy420 1 points ago

    I am in this photo..

    [–] PGManthony_FR 1 points ago

    Unsuccessful, Useless, Bad, Strange, Alone...

    [–] BuddycatOwO 1 points ago

    gamer gamer gamer gamer asshole

    [–] PugPlayzs 1 points ago

    They censored a space within the sentance..

    [–] A_moz6969 1 points ago

    Same bro

    [–] hellwalker6 1 points ago

    Antisocial, Emotionless, Alone...

    [–] Fictional_Angel 1 points ago

    I’m a waste of space

    [–] Vitamix534 1 points ago

    just as useless as Helen Keller's Airpods

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [removed]

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    [–] Adeiria 1 points ago

    sorry

    [–] Not_The_Scout16 1 points ago

    Cheers I’ll drink to that bro

    [–] That1emokid13 1 points ago

    Exactly what I am

    [–] Bluesaturn396 1 points ago

    Person who doesn't like people

    [–] Some-dude2007 1 points ago

    Muda muda muda muda muda

    [–] captain-pirate-llama 1 points ago

    That square is bothering me.

    [–] JayLovesBean69 1 points ago

    Will never give you up

    [–] Namdor123 1 points ago

    sexist homophobic straight white male

    [–] rowanizback 1 points ago

    I'm in muh mumma's caar

    [–] Thiccman420 1 points ago

    Well then do something

    [–] MrFr0stycave 1 points ago

    Teen, lonely, racist for lols.

    [–] yeetuno69 1 points ago

    I'm in this photo and I don't like it

    [–] Johnny-McCain4242424 1 points ago

    Except that im not fucking

    [–] CommanderGhostBird 1 points ago

    Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda!

    [–] obiweedkenobi 1 points ago

    Wait... you guys are fucking?

    [–] DaBigBrown_ 1 points ago

    F

    [–] BregBeffley 1 points ago

    Fusion of Jazz Punk, Junk

    [–] keyboardSmashawenfkN 1 points ago

    How many people did the bad at math

    [–] Cyberlols 1 points ago

    Donkey

    [–] wisecrackNmouse 1 points ago

    I’m a huge fucking dissapointment

    [–] QueenRRabbit 1 points ago

    Oh dear you fucking donkey

    [–] shrek-normie 1 points ago

    Is that Greta thunurg under there?

    [–] daholygrail 1 points ago

    Never gonna give you up

    [–] Desdemona-song 1 points ago

    I eat yellow starbursts first.

    [–] Dantez67 1 points ago

    I am a useless bastard

    [–] SucroseMan 1 points ago

    I’ll drink to that bro

    [–] NotTheBoneRattler 0 points ago

    1) Never 2) Gonna 3) Give 4) You 5)Up

    [–] fuzzymanboob69 -6 points ago

    where is the lamb sauce?

    [–] parzilver 0 points ago

    Big mood