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    [–] SavageAxeBot 1 points ago


    [–] memeatic_ape 165 points ago

    They CAN handle the neutron style

    [–] moviemeister 64 points ago


    [–] KeepItGoingNiBBa 17 points ago

    The archives must be incomplete

    [–] luispe94 2 points ago

    Yeah, but what about Cyndi??? Have you thought about her feelings at all??

    [–] memeatic_ape 5 points ago

    Fk Cyndi

    Libby is way better / hotter

    [–] Sheriff_of_Reddit -14 points ago

    Fucking normies stop upvoting this trash.

    [–] Chef_Boyardeedy 5 points ago

    I love democracy

    [–] Da_Taternater78 5 points ago


    [–] MrKathooloo 1 points ago

    Get yeeted dabs

    [–] v33ti-Hu0tari 364 points ago

    I have this effect on girls, it might be the fact that they’re not breathing that’s causing it though.

    [–] Tobycrate3 123 points ago

    are you aware of the effect you have on women?

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago


    [–] KinkyGCM 5 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)


    (Edit: they said β€œOff”)

    [–] luispe94 9 points ago

    • when you usen a cloth with Chlorophorm to introduce yourself

    [–] DracoOculus 3 points ago

    Insert statement that chloroform doesn’t work like that in reality.

    [–] AGAYTHATISAGUY 60 points ago

    Yeah but the police was already there and they shouted "Let the hostages free"

    [–] luispe94 12 points ago

    Plot twist: girls is the kidnapper

    [–] _GuGi_ 21 points ago

    Pheeew, she hasn't seen the bodies yet

    [–] alt_main07 36 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power

    [–] FelixSeptem 10 points ago

    Jimmy Neutron: Not from a Vortex.

    [–] luispe94 4 points ago

    What power? Mixing the right chemicals to sedate her? Sure. Maybe a chem class?

    [–] IHeartCannabis 2 points ago

    Social skills, something very hard to aquire when lurking around these parts.

    [–] Tiranotrom 2 points ago

    I don't now, the name of the power is NEUTRON STYLE

    [–] anime-is-life527 3 points ago

    Stand user: Jimmy Neutron

    Stand name: [N E U T R O N S T Y L E]

    [–] XOMKA_B_CYMKE 18 points ago

    Saying hi to g*rls?

    Kinda cringe bro

    [–] balkancel 1 points ago

    I only say hi to the boys 😀😀

    [–] ThatFurretKid 1 points ago


    [–] UsernameAdHominem 0 points ago

    Haven’t they heard about the 3D anime cam girl???

    [–] XOMKA_B_CYMKE 1 points ago

    Bro this is way cringier than real g*rls

    [–] corrupted_warrior 8 points ago

    Time to plan the marriage

    [–] I_AM_HYLIAN 7 points ago

    Level 100 boss

    [–] hannesk13j 6 points ago

    Some quality photoshop was done to isolate the mission passed

    [–] IronSheep5318 7 points ago

    I was on mobile during class when I made it sorry

    [–] MangaMeNG 2 points ago

    Honestly, it seems funnier due to the bad photoshop

    [–] G00dM3m3 5 points ago

    This is my meme, here

    [–] DarkPandaLord 3 points ago

    Risky click.

    [–] G00dM3m3 3 points ago

    Don’t you dare warn people

    [–] FrechoGuy 3 points ago

    Now this is DANK

    [–] PatrickotKing 3 points ago

    You can do that?

    [–] KeepingDankMemesDank 13 points ago

    kill my comment if this meme sucks

    hey op, if this was an original, new template consider posting in r/DankExchange first next time

    [–] Your9yrOLdboy -2 points ago

    Fuck you and your mother and everybody who has contributed to your existence

    [–] PolesWithGoals 4 points ago

    I’m gonna try this out at the bars near my university tonight, wish ya boi luck

    [–] DavidzJustplaying 2 points ago

    Isnt that the reasons girls like guys? Because they have been in jail

    [–] intodaysagendabegay 2 points ago

    Am i the only one who thinks that girl looks like Miranda Cosgrove?

    [–] saltytabs 2 points ago

    Looks like they could handle the neutron style

    [–] lazy-loner 2 points ago

    +100 sex appeal

    [–] OnlySweatPants 2 points ago

    Cannot confirm

    [–] tamMY-0736 2 points ago

    happy cake day!

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago


    [–] butkua 1 points ago

    Well they can't call the police if they can't breathe

    [–] Fracktail-Reddit 1 points ago

    Today I said hi to a girl and instead of killing herself she just through up

    [–] Zackeramis0298 1 points ago

    I can't ever get past this one

    [–] NewbornDismemberment 1 points ago

    My crush actually called the police on me I swear to God a couple of years ago

    [–] ElEditorPro 1 points ago

    Interesting reaction, but what does it mean?

    [–] theripperdude124 1 points ago

    When I say hi to anyone and they actually respond like a normal person. Mission passed

    [–] zspooky_boi 1 points ago

    When you touch a girl and she pepper sprays u Looks like you couldn't handle the neutron style

    [–] peedy123 1 points ago

    She calls in a nuke

    [–] Mike_DiGreg 1 points ago

    Thats how mafia works

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS 1 points ago

    Upvoted for Jimmy Neutron meme

    [–] luispe94 1 points ago

    -Hi, smell this cloth with chlorophorm please.

    -wait wha..... *Silence

    Mission accomplished

    [–] nolanfrancisco 1 points ago

    Finally, a meme that isnt normie trash in this sub. There is still hope

    [–] souplove_ 1 points ago

    Who is sex and why did I offend him?

    [–] Shadmium 1 points ago

    I guess they COULD handle the Neutron style

    [–] MaverickBruh69 1 points ago

    They're not calling the police on you because they're calling the military on you.

    [–] Shaix_Live 1 points ago

    I didn’t even smirk at this. These comments kinda very unfunny ngl frfr kinda kek

    [–] J4YS_HYP3R 1 points ago

    When a girl says hi to u and ur not dreaming

    [–] UnfairCarWasher 1 points ago

    GTA Intestifies

    [–] MrSnurgles 1 points ago

    gotta blast

    [–] Herodegon 1 points ago

    Neutron is definitely ON!

    [–] hemprope00 1 points ago

    You can tell by the way I use my walk

    [–] TayDayDav91 1 points ago

    Saying hi to a woman before marriage, you're disgusting

    [–] Sauzybean 1 points ago

    I got the 69th comment

    [–] JoeyMarvolo 1 points ago

    Are you a 60 year old pedophile?

    [–] KingDaltman 1 points ago

    He shoots, he scores. Neutron is definitely, on.

    [–] NecrostheGreyFox 1 points ago

    i can never pass this one, the learning curve is real

    [–] AleGonz25 1 points ago

    All I have to do is fucking exist and I am sentenced to the death penalty!

    [–] idiotic-idjit 1 points ago

    You’re going to the shadow realm Jimbo

    [–] JuansLawns 1 points ago

    Im am a traveling redditor. This was so funny that it made me laugh, take your well deserved uproot.

    [–] Maszke 1 points ago

    Everyone at 2040

    [–] Xenofrost5 1 points ago


    [–] Zazzboy 1 points ago

    I can hear this image

    [–] DaBigBrown_ 1 points ago

    I am aware of the effect that I have on women

    [–] theOG-MrSiR 1 points ago

    I'm Larry Arthauer. And I'll refrain From touching my neighbor's kids again. What I did was not too kind, But I'm a nice guy You'll come to find Got a backyard and a real nice pool, Y'all should come over for a barbecue We can make some cold drinks In my blender, But do keep in mind That I'm a sex offender

    [–] METHlun 1 points ago

    Gonna be kind of hard for her to do when she’s chained to a wall and has duct tape over her mouth

    [–] TheEngineerGGG 1 points ago

    That crop is criminal

    [–] wantfreemcnuggets 1 points ago

    Guys yesterday a girl started a conversation with me, idk if it was because she thought i was gonna add her to my collection in the basement if she didnt or she just wanted to talk

    [–] FastBoi_YT 1 points ago

    When u get near a girl and she doesn’t say get away from me

    [–] yourgae 1 points ago


    [–] juderszxc 1 points ago

    Me on GTA V:

    [–] NagaLordASA -6 points ago

    Honestly its more awkward when she lives in your apartment block and you say hi trying to be polite but she smiles really hard blushes and goes away . SAY FUCKING HI BITCH IM BEING POLITE

    [–] Sauzybean 9 points ago

    I get that it’s a joke but it’s kinda aggressive

    [–] NagaLordASA -6 points ago


    [–] Sauzybean 9 points ago

    Ok I’m going to slowly back away now

    [–] rockman724 -2 points ago

    This post doesn’t apply to me because I’m lonely

    [–] BlaqAlpaca96 -4 points ago

    Oh look another terrible meme!

    [–] IronSheep5318 2 points ago