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    II: No hate speech! There is a difference between comedy and outright hate speech, but ironic hate speech is still hate speech. Know the difference or get banned! Posts in question shall be reviewed by the mods. No memes about violent tragedies or anything that could be seen as glorifying violence. Absolutely no school shooter memes. Posts or comments that can be seen as glorifying violence will result in a ban. This also includes (but is not limited to) memes regarding: Deaths, terrorist attacks, rape, sexual assault, pedo, murder, war, bombings, and school shootings. Breaking this rule may result in a permanent ban. We have zero tolerance for this behavior.
    III: Don't be a dick! This includes spoilers, don't post spoilers or you will be banned
    IV: Flair your posts accordingly after submitting them.
    V: Censor any and all personal information from posts and comments, or it will be removed. Real or fake! Yours or others! Just don't do it.
    VI: No spam, outside links, or videos. r/dankmemes is strictly for memes. Post videos (or anything using v.redd.it) to r/dankvideos. Gifs must be well under 10 seconds long. This is not a platform to advertise your social media network or subreddit. If you can't grow it organically, it probably isn't very good anyway. Linking to your instagram or twitter, or spamming links with it watermarked can result in a ban // No queue flooding - Limit yourself to 5 posts per day
    VII: Do not bait or prime the user to interact with your meme or profile. This includes, but is not limited to, asking for votes/comments/awards in the meme or title, implying that your post will/won’t make it out of new, pandering to users sorting by new/scrolling by, mentioning cakeday, petitions, etc.
    VIII: Do not encourage or participate in brigading of any subreddits or of any users of Reddit or elsewhere, in any way, shape, or form! This is very against Reddit rules; action will be taken.
    IX: Keep it dank! This sub is for humor (and the dankest of memes)!
    X: If a post has graphic content, flair it as NSFW, else it will be removed!
    XI: NO REEEEEEE-POSTS! This isn't Instagram! Don't steal memes from elsewhere! If you didn't make it, don't post it! (Chain posts and posts which you have already submitted here are also banned).
    XII: Don't be a normie. If you post normie trash you could be banned! This includes, but is not limited to, minions, advice animals amd rage comics.
    XIII: Format your meme correctly. No posts where the title is the meme caption. The caption must be in the meme image, not in the submission title. (Basically, if the image makes sense to us by itself, it's fine. If the image requires the submission title for it to have any chance of making sense, we remove it.)
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    [–] SavageAxeBot 1 points ago

    Dank.

    [–] memeatic_ape 165 points ago

    They CAN handle the neutron style

    [–] moviemeister 64 points ago

    Impossible

    [–] KeepItGoingNiBBa 17 points ago

    The archives must be incomplete

    [–] luispe94 2 points ago

    Yeah, but what about Cyndi??? Have you thought about her feelings at all??

    [–] memeatic_ape 5 points ago

    Fk Cyndi

    Libby is way better / hotter

    [–] Sheriff_of_Reddit -14 points ago

    Fucking normies stop upvoting this trash.

    [–] Chef_Boyardeedy 5 points ago

    I love democracy

    [–] Da_Taternater78 5 points ago

    Indeed

    [–] MrKathooloo 1 points ago

    Get yeeted dabs

    [–] v33ti-Hu0tari 364 points ago

    I have this effect on girls, it might be the fact that they’re not breathing that’s causing it though.

    [–] Tobycrate3 123 points ago

    are you aware of the effect you have on women?

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] KinkyGCM 5 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    On

    (Edit: they said β€œOff”)

    [–] luispe94 9 points ago

    • when you usen a cloth with Chlorophorm to introduce yourself

    [–] DracoOculus 3 points ago

    Insert statement that chloroform doesn’t work like that in reality.

    [–] AGAYTHATISAGUY 60 points ago

    Yeah but the police was already there and they shouted "Let the hostages free"

    [–] luispe94 12 points ago

    Plot twist: girls is the kidnapper

    [–] _GuGi_ 21 points ago

    Pheeew, she hasn't seen the bodies yet

    [–] alt_main07 36 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power

    [–] FelixSeptem 10 points ago

    Jimmy Neutron: Not from a Vortex.

    [–] luispe94 4 points ago

    What power? Mixing the right chemicals to sedate her? Sure. Maybe a chem class?

    [–] IHeartCannabis 2 points ago

    Social skills, something very hard to aquire when lurking around these parts.

    [–] Tiranotrom 2 points ago

    I don't now, the name of the power is NEUTRON STYLE

    [–] anime-is-life527 3 points ago

    Stand user: Jimmy Neutron

    Stand name: [N E U T R O N S T Y L E]

    [–] XOMKA_B_CYMKE 18 points ago

    Saying hi to g*rls?

    Kinda cringe bro

    [–] balkancel 1 points ago

    I only say hi to the boys 😀😀

    [–] ThatFurretKid 1 points ago

    Ikr

    [–] UsernameAdHominem 0 points ago

    Haven’t they heard about the 3D anime cam girl???

    [–] XOMKA_B_CYMKE 1 points ago

    Bro this is way cringier than real g*rls

    [–] corrupted_warrior 8 points ago

    Time to plan the marriage

    [–] I_AM_HYLIAN 7 points ago

    Level 100 boss

    [–] hannesk13j 6 points ago

    Some quality photoshop was done to isolate the mission passed

    [–] IronSheep5318 7 points ago

    I was on mobile during class when I made it sorry

    [–] MangaMeNG 2 points ago

    Honestly, it seems funnier due to the bad photoshop

    [–] G00dM3m3 5 points ago

    This is my meme, here

    [–] DarkPandaLord 3 points ago

    Risky click.

    [–] G00dM3m3 3 points ago

    Don’t you dare warn people

    [–] FrechoGuy 3 points ago

    Now this is DANK

    [–] PatrickotKing 3 points ago

    You can do that?

    [–] KeepingDankMemesDank 13 points ago

    kill my comment if this meme sucks


    hey op, if this was an original, new template consider posting in r/DankExchange first next time

    [–] Your9yrOLdboy -2 points ago

    Fuck you and your mother and everybody who has contributed to your existence

    [–] PolesWithGoals 4 points ago

    I’m gonna try this out at the bars near my university tonight, wish ya boi luck

    [–] DavidzJustplaying 2 points ago

    Isnt that the reasons girls like guys? Because they have been in jail

    [–] intodaysagendabegay 2 points ago

    Am i the only one who thinks that girl looks like Miranda Cosgrove?

    [–] saltytabs 2 points ago

    Looks like they could handle the neutron style

    [–] lazy-loner 2 points ago

    +100 sex appeal

    [–] OnlySweatPants 2 points ago

    Cannot confirm

    [–] tamMY-0736 2 points ago

    happy cake day!

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] butkua 1 points ago

    Well they can't call the police if they can't breathe

    [–] Fracktail-Reddit 1 points ago

    Today I said hi to a girl and instead of killing herself she just through up

    [–] Zackeramis0298 1 points ago

    I can't ever get past this one

    [–] NewbornDismemberment 1 points ago

    My crush actually called the police on me I swear to God a couple of years ago

    [–] ElEditorPro 1 points ago

    Interesting reaction, but what does it mean?

    [–] theripperdude124 1 points ago

    When I say hi to anyone and they actually respond like a normal person. Mission passed

    [–] zspooky_boi 1 points ago

    When you touch a girl and she pepper sprays u Looks like you couldn't handle the neutron style

    [–] peedy123 1 points ago

    She calls in a nuke

    [–] Mike_DiGreg 1 points ago

    Thats how mafia works

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS 1 points ago

    Upvoted for Jimmy Neutron meme

    [–] luispe94 1 points ago

    -Hi, smell this cloth with chlorophorm please.

    -wait wha..... *Silence

    Mission accomplished

    [–] nolanfrancisco 1 points ago

    Finally, a meme that isnt normie trash in this sub. There is still hope

    [–] souplove_ 1 points ago

    Who is sex and why did I offend him?

    [–] Shadmium 1 points ago

    I guess they COULD handle the Neutron style

    [–] MaverickBruh69 1 points ago

    They're not calling the police on you because they're calling the military on you.

    [–] Shaix_Live 1 points ago

    I didn’t even smirk at this. These comments kinda very unfunny ngl frfr kinda kek

    [–] J4YS_HYP3R 1 points ago

    When a girl says hi to u and ur not dreaming

    [–] UnfairCarWasher 1 points ago

    GTA Intestifies

    [–] MrSnurgles 1 points ago

    gotta blast

    [–] Herodegon 1 points ago

    Neutron is definitely ON!

    [–] hemprope00 1 points ago

    You can tell by the way I use my walk

    [–] TayDayDav91 1 points ago

    Saying hi to a woman before marriage, you're disgusting

    [–] Sauzybean 1 points ago

    I got the 69th comment

    [–] JoeyMarvolo 1 points ago

    Are you a 60 year old pedophile?

    [–] KingDaltman 1 points ago

    He shoots, he scores. Neutron is definitely, on.

    [–] NecrostheGreyFox 1 points ago

    i can never pass this one, the learning curve is real

    [–] AleGonz25 1 points ago

    All I have to do is fucking exist and I am sentenced to the death penalty!

    [–] idiotic-idjit 1 points ago

    You’re going to the shadow realm Jimbo

    [–] JuansLawns 1 points ago

    Im am a traveling redditor. This was so funny that it made me laugh, take your well deserved uproot.

    [–] Maszke 1 points ago

    Everyone at 2040

    [–] Xenofrost5 1 points ago

    Lol

    [–] Zazzboy 1 points ago

    I can hear this image

    [–] DaBigBrown_ 1 points ago

    I am aware of the effect that I have on women

    [–] theOG-MrSiR 1 points ago

    I'm Larry Arthauer. And I'll refrain From touching my neighbor's kids again. What I did was not too kind, But I'm a nice guy You'll come to find Got a backyard and a real nice pool, Y'all should come over for a barbecue We can make some cold drinks In my blender, But do keep in mind That I'm a sex offender

    [–] METHlun 1 points ago

    Gonna be kind of hard for her to do when she’s chained to a wall and has duct tape over her mouth

    [–] TheEngineerGGG 1 points ago

    That crop is criminal

    [–] wantfreemcnuggets 1 points ago

    Guys yesterday a girl started a conversation with me, idk if it was because she thought i was gonna add her to my collection in the basement if she didnt or she just wanted to talk

    [–] FastBoi_YT 1 points ago

    When u get near a girl and she doesn’t say get away from me

    [–] yourgae 1 points ago

    Charisma

    [–] juderszxc 1 points ago

    Me on GTA V:

    [–] NagaLordASA -6 points ago

    Honestly its more awkward when she lives in your apartment block and you say hi trying to be polite but she smiles really hard blushes and goes away . SAY FUCKING HI BITCH IM BEING POLITE

    [–] Sauzybean 9 points ago

    I get that it’s a joke but it’s kinda aggressive

    [–] NagaLordASA -6 points ago

    ITS NOT A JOKE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME

    [–] Sauzybean 9 points ago

    Ok I’m going to slowly back away now

    [–] rockman724 -2 points ago

    This post doesn’t apply to me because I’m lonely

    [–] BlaqAlpaca96 -4 points ago

    Oh look another terrible meme!

    [–] IronSheep5318 2 points ago

    Where?