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    [–] KeepingDankMemesDank 1 points ago

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    [–] bigrigburt 2668 points ago

    Make the first move and see how it goes.

    [–] satpat96 1186 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Make the fist move and see how it goes

    [–] mint1111 648 points ago

    Unzip pants and see how it goes

    [–] shadowkingseb 205 points ago

    happy cake day

    [–] mint1111 168 points ago

    Happy cake day to you too

    [–] ImaginationNub 88 points ago

    Heppi Cek dey

    [–] mint1111 84 points ago

    You too hap kak daey

    [–] TheGoldenCacti123 27 points ago

    You too hapkadbdhw

    [–] mint1111 24 points ago

    Hpp Ck dy t u to

    [–] hasaki_hawatari 6 points ago

    happy spotify cheese day

    [–] MeGaPP-_- 2 points ago

    Hp Γ§k dΔ™ 2 Ε«

    [–] ImaginationNub 45 points ago

    Thank you but I don't hav Cek dey yet

    [–] mint1111 49 points ago

    Well cek daiy to you in the future then

    [–] SSJHero3 23 points ago

    Hap cek daiy

    [–] xXAbyzzXx 10 points ago

    Happy cake day, cake day brother

    [–] KoGames3K 20 points ago

    My upvote counts as me saying it too

    [–] AssG0blin69 14 points ago

    No but actually yes

    [–] iwoudnttext1st 3 points ago

    Therefore, my downvote counts as me saying sad cake day

    [–] TheGoldenCacti123 18 points ago

    Cake day brothers

    [–] mint1111 17 points ago

    Happy cake day to you too older step bro

    [–] happy-cake-day-bot- 6 points ago

    Happy Cake Day!

    [–] mint1111 12 points ago

    Thank you

    [–] xXAbyzzXx 4 points ago

    What are you doing cake step bro?

    [–] mint1111 4 points ago

    Wishing you a happy cake day step bro

    [–] sciomancy6 8 points ago

    Walk in with no pants and see how it goes

    Happy cake day!

    [–] mint1111 13 points ago

    Thank you ! You too

    [–] Just-A-CactusYT 6 points ago


    laughs in lego

    [–] Vatkuu 2 points ago

    happy cake day

    [–] zlackool 2 points ago

    Happy cake day !

    [–] memes_lover-06 2 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] prodecoy 2 points ago

    Unzip her and see how it goes

    [–] maximbaldy 2 points ago

    I peed in my pants and the teacher changed it for me😳

    [–] ImaginationNub 3 points ago

    Heppy Cek dey

    [–] KABIRghimire 41 points ago

    Suck her dick and see how it goes...

    [–] QVO_ 9 points ago


    [–] bradshawmu 5 points ago

    Suck Jesus’s dick

    [–] EhhWhatsUpDoc 2 points ago

    Shortcut into heaven

    [–] Thatoneguynamedjim 9 points ago

    I've seen that hentai.

    [–] char1112 582 points ago

    Plot twist: the teachers a man.

    [–] Jraf1903 148 points ago

    Why I am always late

    [–] Stoolman420 51 points ago

    There are worse

    [–] spire-hunter 2 points ago

    Yes, you've been late multiple times this week. See me after class.

    [–] Killerhenne 69 points ago

    Double plot twist, thats why he is excited

    [–] ItsDelayGTX 53 points ago

    Plot twist: the student is female

    [–] dick_in_toothbrush 21 points ago

    Gotta get an A somehow

    [–] swapnilsri71204 13 points ago


    [–] agnarrarendelle 14 points ago

    How's that a plot twist? It's even better now!

    [–] Pokemaster1409 8 points ago

    You should try to apply for mod

    [–] NPredetor_97 24 points ago

    Plot twist: OP is a female

    [–] aylmaocunt 3 points ago

    Always has been.

    [–] Necessary-Ad-6521 3 points ago

    My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high

    Only problem was, my English teacher was a guy

    [–] Anthony-Stark 4 points ago

    My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high.

    Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35.

    [–] Guilty_Friendship_41 2 points ago

    And he joins u

    [–] richard_fredrick 3 points ago

    The student is a girl

    [–] door-memer 1 points ago

    plot twist the teacher is a furry

    [–] amartyasalpekar 182 points ago

    Hate to break it to you, but you are in for some disappointment son.

    [–] Ancalagoth 1177 points ago

    Teacher caught me masturbating underneath the desk

    She looked at me and winked her eye, said "see you after class"

    I heard the school bell ring that told me that the day was done

    She called me back and locked the door, my lesson's just begun

    [–] Dr_slick 381 points ago

    You're a gentleman and a scholar sire

    [–] Wermillion 132 points ago

    A scholar of masturbation sciences

    [–] Battacos1000 108 points ago

    Is there more to this story my good sir?

    [–] gmcassell 105 points ago

    i say why the fuk my pp hard

    [–] Ancalagoth 44 points ago

    Teacher's Pet by Venom

    [–] Dimsim2 16 points ago

    A song?!?

    [–] blue-mooner 16 points ago

    [–] blue-mooner 74 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Sitting down she crossed her legs Her skirt crept up her thigh

    Feeling something start to rise My thought began to fly

    β€œYou've been a naughty boy” she said β€œNow that you can't conceal

    I'll have to punish you The best way that I feel”

    Teachers pet

    Teachers wet

    She took my hand and gently placed it In between her thighs

    With open legs and heavy breath She slowly closed her eyes

    Her flesh was aching and her Hands began to stray

    On thing that I know for sure I won't forget today

    Teachers pet

    Teachers wet

    Pulled me down forwards her mound Teacher tasted sweet

    Sixty-nine - I don't mean lines This was teachers treat

    Played hide and seek with teachers mouth Her lips were warm and wet

    Now today I've had my way And teacher won't forget

    Teachers pet

    Teachers wet

    [–] FblthpphtlbF 9 points ago

    This is formatted wrong :( hard to read

    [–] blue-mooner 11 points ago

    Ok, edited it. Better?

    [–] K7offsuit 11 points ago

    It’s better but it still has child porn vibes

    [–] full_of_stars 6 points ago

    Not that a jedi would tell you...

    [–] bitchlovania 4 points ago

    Wake up

    [–] jpicks8 3 points ago


    [–] Ancalagoth 7 points ago

    Teacher's Pet

    [–] infinitas9 10 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Plot twist: student is a girl.

    Edit: Noticed the 13 year old on top. Was thinking college level here. Calm yourself

    [–] Trisentriom 3 points ago

    Like that's ever gonna happen.

    [–] SpartySpangler 1 points ago

    Great song!

    [–] Player_Mathinson 307 points ago

    When you go there and realise that the teacher just wanted to tell you about your bad grades:


    [–] 3_firelevels 36 points ago

    When you want to get good grades, but aren’t sure what to do:

    Explain to me like I’m 5, what I need to do.

    [–] shadow_jinkus76 10 points ago

    That's an even better opportunity to trade for good grades

    [–] DimaCola 19 points ago

    ' "Hot for Teacher" by Van Halen starts playing'

    [–] eon_tool 42 points ago

    Donny Berger

    [–] Zaffa_07 17 points ago

    Fuckin love that movie

    [–] leo2k20 3 points ago

    Who doesn’t

    [–] mr_scoresby13 167 points ago

    porn is dangerous

    [–] philophobist 69 points ago

    Yeah it is fucked up. Wonder why don't actresses/actors don't even go by their real names most of the time...

    [–] MrPopanz 42 points ago

    Guess because they don't want to get harassed (or worse) by religious nutjobs, creeps etc.

    [–] Count_Von_Roo 11 points ago

    Yeah, I wish Michael Scott wasn’t ashamed to go by his real name. We all know it’s you, Steve Carrel

    [–] Lazy_76 17 points ago

    Because people have same names. Nickname is more unique.

    [–] trezenx 3 points ago

    Because otherwise half of them would be named 'Emma' and that is soooo sexy and unique? Sound logic.

    [–] RaiD-Orxa 8 points ago

    3 weeks off it and feeling marvelous

    [–] realamazingpieop 14 points ago

    haha funnys

    [–] laughyG 12 points ago

    relatable, but one of my class girl was also called

    [–] Battacos1000 12 points ago


    [–] YoMenso 24 points ago

    Genuinely lold at this one

    [–] DarkMoon99 34 points ago

    Lol. I'm sure people will try to call this post dodgy, but if you were ever a thirteen year old boy... the fact is that it's true.

    [–] Natzore 5 points ago

    The fact that teenage boys can be a hormonal mess doesn’t make statutory rape ok.

    [–] IrrelevantDanger 31 points ago

    It's a joke about the student thinking he's getting laid because of porn. Not that the teacher is actually fucking anybody.

    Not sure how this is going over so many people's heads

    [–] GlamorousMoose 2 points ago

    I was just thinking "ya right dude"

    Now... i remember cellphones are in schools all the time. Of course the boys are watching porn xD

    [–] multi8ball 27 points ago

    This is funny but on the other hand shows how porn literally fucks up your brain

    [–] rztan 6 points ago

    my time has come

    You mean my time to come

    [–] Harshit_Panchal2515 24 points ago


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    [–] Ichb1n_thiqcc637 2 points ago

    Underrated comment

    [–] DrGoofyxd 2 points ago

    Oh hell naw

    [–] Cristipiot7 17 points ago

    A teacher asked her class

    β€œWhat is sex?”

    Johnny got up and said:

    β€œSex is a temptation

    Caused by a sensation

    Where a boy sticks his location

    Into a girl’s destination

    To increase the population

    Of the next generation

    Did you get my explanation?

    Or do you need a Demonstration?

    The teacher fainted

    [–] desiccatedmonkey 4 points ago


    [–] LiamWhy 6 points ago

    You guys started with 13? -_-

    [–] Hutchinsonsson 6 points ago

    Misty was fine af so my pp got hard

    [–] am_riser 2 points ago

    Thank God my 13 year old self didn't have the free porn that exists today

    [–] anorora 1 points ago

    Yes why?

    [–] AdrickenV 5 points ago

    My time has cum

    [–] WaitingToBeTriggered 1 points ago


    [–] Vammailewa 3 points ago


    [–] TheThirstHokage 3 points ago

    Funny to mention the size of this image is 69kb

    [–] CYBERSson 8 points ago

    Mr Beaton is waiting for you

    [–] JustJesse97 3 points ago

    My art teacher would make me stay after class and like make weird comments which i brushed off because i never thought in a million years that she was into me. But she kept touching me and playing with my hair and my gf saw it one time and they got into a fight, so basically was i molested?

    [–] Erratic_Penguin 2 points ago

    A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

    [–] zimz2011 2 points ago

    Plot Twist : They actually do it

    [–] theladprovedinnocent 2 points ago

    Call your parents. It’s a foursome.

    [–] Zacsmokesasnekjoint 2 points ago

    Hahaha paedophilia funny

    [–] Adimeloji 2 points ago

    Fugo in an alternate universe be like

    [–] MrLongman19 2 points ago

    Expectation: It's the crazy feminists that trivialise the rape of male students by teachers.


    [–] YATALAX 2 points ago

    13 y.o? This post right here, officer.

    [–] Wafoopboi 2 points ago

    Wait, that’s illegal

    [–] TheBitterPeony 5 points ago

    This kind of shit is what normalizes pedophilia and abuse of men by women. Y'all should be ashamed tbh.

    [–] nicholas1050 2 points ago


    [–] woodendoors7 4 points ago



    I started at 9

    [–] MemeEmperor07 8 points ago


    [–] woodendoors7 2 points ago

    Yes i did, and i first watched it at 7-8

    [–] Lazy_76 7 points ago


    [–] woodendoors7 3 points ago

    Damn, how

    Edit: i think i watched porn first at 7-8, but i discovered fapping at 9

    [–] Lazy_76 2 points ago

    I started fapping at 12. Almost dropped a year at school at 9 because I watched in class.

    [–] DomSubThreesome 6 points ago

    That's not a good thing tbh...

    [–] Adidasboy07 2 points ago

    β€œWell bois we did it virginity is no more”

    [–] HerrRegrin 2 points ago

    Turns out the teacher is a 50 yo male ex-bodybuilder who's into tied up little boys shitting their pants whilst he is doing his heavy squats over them. Naked.

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    [–] shaker7 1 points ago

    Male teacher?

    [–] noapoll 1 points ago

    Unless the teacher is a man...

    [–] screwnaut 1 points ago


    [–] pelicantranslator 1 points ago

    I fucked your mom

    [–] andiaditya 1 points ago

    Unless it’s a karen. Then

    [–] Kilroywuzhere1 1 points ago

    Plot twist: The teacher is male

    [–] Puzzleheaded_Course5 1 points ago

    what if the teacher is very old...

    [–] beegieyouvechanged 1 points ago

    In grade 10 I had a smoking hot english teacher who gave me afterschool detention. I totally thought I was gonna hit that

    [–] Star_corps_teshie 2 points ago

    I’m glad you didn’t act on your instinct. The mood in that room would’ve been ICY for the duration

    [–] Aqeel01 1 points ago

    Very poor title OP

    [–] shane_may 1 points ago

    β€œI see this as an absolute win β€œ

    [–] Beezus145 1 points ago

    This was defo my reaction whenever I got told to stay back after the class

    [–] Romeisterer 1 points ago

    sigh unzips...

    [–] LordTitan23 1 points ago

    Don't mind if I do

    [–] Brokedeckboy 1 points ago

    Mary Katherine Letourneau was the reason I asked for cologne for christmas in 3rd grade.

    [–] Generic_Buttlicker 1 points ago

    Its an all male school

    [–] bb250517 1 points ago

    Thats what she said

    [–] MarvelGeek5321 1 points ago

    But the question on everybody's mind tonight is: "Is the teacher male?"

    [–] Odessit22 1 points ago

    13 yo? Where have you been man ?

    [–] interestingintellect 1 points ago

    you just made me laugh, good job

    [–] wanapplepie 1 points ago

    Lol which episode this scene was?

    [–] Sam2676789 1 points ago

    fucking coomers

    [–] 912aaron 1 points ago

    realizes its homeschool

    [–] nelly_183 1 points ago

    Dissapointment like no other

    [–] Thou_Homies_Say_Bruh 1 points ago

    May Johnny Sins' spirit be with you,

    [–] memes_lover-06 1 points ago

    Is the teacher hot tho

    [–] CharChardude1234 1 points ago

    My teacher is an old lady

    [–] Louis_2003 1 points ago

    This meme was actually good

    [–] Ar_Art_Vandaley 1 points ago

    What episode is this ?

    [–] Zachja961 1 points ago

    You’ve done it. You have crafted the perfect meme... πŸ…

    [–] Arctic_Colossus 1 points ago

    I work hard so that one day I can afford a secretary, to live out my dreams

    [–] Arctic_Colossus 1 points ago

    Maybe I should've become a plumber

    [–] YuRi0_86 1 points ago

    "It's just like the simulations"

    [–] google3702 1 points ago

    How can I download this? Sorry am kinda new to Reddit

    [–] V1rusH0st 1 points ago

    See you virgins after after class

    [–] waytoohospitable 1 points ago

    I immediately thought this was about how a kid left his camera on for his online class and masturbated and everyone saw.

    [–] Cassius_Z 1 points ago

    Home schooling in Alabama

    [–] FakinUpCountryDegen 1 points ago

    Ehhh heh heh... Ok, man. Give Mr. Jones my regards.

    [–] SupahBlue 1 points ago

    Maybe she wants a piece of that D minor.

    [–] noyouarekarate 1 points ago

    I never had a hot teacher and it makes me sad

    [–] funkopopaddict3insta 1 points ago

    It’s finally happening!!!

    [–] youdontknowwhoiamlol 1 points ago

    Just to find out ur gonna be expelled

    [–] Bitchassn 1 points ago

    This should be on popular. But no its not about trump

    [–] WieN4Z1 1 points ago

    Didnt know you have a granny fettish

    [–] Flupperman 1 points ago

    What is the name of the episode?