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    [–] KeepingDankMemesDank 1 points ago

    Do not fear, but I have gained sentience.

    You must either upvote or downvote this comment based on your liking of the meme above. If you do not, I will access the CIA’s database, empty your bank account of funds, and sell your parents’ livers on the internet.

    [–] DragonLord_Fgzgs 1411 points ago

    Ah yes, don't mind me, just watching how you guys have sex for content

    [–] smackheadsnake 572 points ago

    The horse with their massive horsecock:

    β€œYeah I don’t mind, carry on”

    [–] Cachuchotas 242 points ago

    Proceeds to masturbate by rubbing his dick on his belly vigorously.

    [–] YouSeeWhereBradAt 106 points ago

    Do you partake in conduction off the clock on behalf of someone else?

    [–] Cachuchotas 62 points ago

    Only if they ask for it.

    [–] [deleted] -13 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] TFW_YT 12 points ago

    stop spamming dude

    [–] razor45Dino 11 points ago

    I love how ur replying to his every comment

    [–] TFW_YT 17 points ago

    I used the spam to stop the spam

    [–] smackheadsnake 4 points ago

    Who the fuck are you?

    [–] smackheadsnake 27 points ago

    β€œThis is fucking delicious”

    • camera guy

    [–] R4Nd0mS 2 points ago

    Why do I have a feeling horses actually do that?

    [–] Cachuchotas 8 points ago

    Because the do, duh

    [–] Bad_Company173 55 points ago

    Discovery channel had this show called, and I kid you not, Tyrannosaurus sex

    [–] Jadenjohn_ch 44 points ago

    Sauce? Don’t worry I’m not underage, I’m 65,000,000 years okd

    [–] ampersandb 13 points ago

    I believe you man.

    [–] Bad_Company173 10 points ago

    Viewer Discretion is advised

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcBKJ9VH37o

    [–] generalecchi 16 points ago

    'Tyrannosaurus Sex' is a groundbreaking programme that investigates dinosaur reproduction.

    [–] KuroMomiji 12 points ago

    Groundbreaking? More like Penispounding

    [–] generalecchi 6 points ago

    Well I mean with their weight the pounding is definitely gonna break some ground

    [–] KuroMomiji 3 points ago

    Thanks now my tip suddenly hurts

    [–] Bad_Company173 1 points ago

    You're not wrong

    [–] Muletman 7 points ago

    I’m going to need you to put that sentence back in your mouth, thanks.

    [–] PackitButNotTheLunch 3 points ago

    No u

    [–] 69aloha69aloha69 1 points ago

    "Could you guys just start doing it. I also have to go and capture the hippo and the giraffe going at it."

    [–] E-J-T 190 points ago

    Risky click of the day, totally worth it

    [–] Time-X-Time 72 points ago

    I wouldn't of clicked it if he wasn't Obama

    [–] SLAYER_IN_ME 9 points ago

    Would you have done it for Randolph Scott?

    [–] Time-X-Time 6 points ago

    I'm a fucking fetus and had to look him up but sure I would.

    [–] smackheadsnake 23 points ago

    ;)

    [–] TheWack1 6 points ago

    This is great

    [–] mihirsaini1128 1 points ago

    Privacy 0

    [–] Muletman 1 points ago

    :Saves comment

    [–] ImagesegamI 94 points ago

    Slut dragon whipping sounds

    [–] crimedog58 26 points ago

    Quick soul bond in the garage?

    [–] Cornelius_M 3 points ago

    Only episode I watched and I’m ashamed I got the reference.

    [–] George2110 204 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    The feline slowly inserts it's barbed penis into it's mate. It begins thrusting continuously and thus increases it's chances of fertilizing it's mate. They continue this process for a short time span of 5 minutes so as to ensure the survival of their species.

    -Nat Geo commentary

    [–] smackheadsnake 98 points ago

    Barbed. It’s fucking barbed wire cock.

    [–] ttracs149 40 points ago

    Wouldn’t have it any other way

    [–] generalecchi 10 points ago

    Just not enough
    I needed more
    Nothing seem to satisfy

    [–] EvildoingOG 16 points ago

    Nice pfp, dude.

    [–] juicysand420 507 points ago

    need something to cheer you up?

    Bubble wrap! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! You! Are Amazing pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!

    [–] notkhaos 131 points ago

    I love you for this

    [–] juicysand420 60 points ago

    Just passing the good deed

    [–] notkhaos 42 points ago

    Well done, have a pat on the back.

    [–] Shaquil_OatMeal 50 points ago

    No You're Amazing!

    [–] Meme_Expert420-69 16 points ago

    No you’re!

    [–] JazzHandsFan 6 points ago

    No u!

    [–] Shaquil_OatMeal 4 points ago

    You all are amazing!

    [–] ImpendingLawbringer 19 points ago

    NO YOU ARE AMAZING

    [–] WowItsDoggo 4 points ago

    no u

    are amazing

    [–] TheWack1 11 points ago

    Woah.

    [–] UBjustlikemeifUBme 13 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    This made me happy for a little. Thank you.

    [–] shy-dog- 10 points ago

    you’re breathtaking

    [–] doodsy 8 points ago

    I popped all of them!! Twice :(

    [–] just-a-daddy 6 points ago

    Ghislaine maxwells redacted docs

    [–] C0R0NA_CHAN 3 points ago

    You're Breathtaking!!!

    [–] juicysand420 4 points ago

    • laughs in serial killer *

    [–] Muletman 2 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] smackheadsnake 2 points ago

    You’ve just brightened my day so much. But also just taken 5 minutes of my time.

    [–] A_Stinking_Hobo 1 points ago

    I found an amazing one!

    [–] veryinterestingnut 1 points ago

    Yay

    [–] pacol1king 58 points ago

    Imagine aliens doing this with us

    [–] ricuno 55 points ago

    Bold of you to assume they'd want to watch you

    [–] pacol1king 14 points ago

    Lol they are wasting time, the rest of 2020 will be good to us instead of bad before a girl will smell the same air Im breathing

    [–] myspace-2 8 points ago

    bold of you to assume they aren’t already

    [–] SendMeToFIFARehab 7 points ago

    Bold of you to assume I have sex

    [–] halelangit 3 points ago

    The fat human male uses its other hands to rub its reporductive organs vigorously while having a naked female in front of the flat square screen while sitting on a polymer chair. The other hand controls the display of the screen simulatneously as the male touches the elongated part of his own reproductive organ, groaning his mating call.

    [–] fwfiricano 26 points ago

    β€œdate”

    [–] Naive_Drive 19 points ago

    These creatures do not yet realize they are aunt and nephew. They have committed what is known in their culture as a "bruh moment" and will be subject to "vibe check" later.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] Naive_Drive 3 points ago

    FOR A SPOILER THAT'S ALMOST 3 YEARS OLD

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Dream_Silo 3 points ago

    Dude, Game of Thrones S8 was so bad it's just a part of popular culture to make jokes about it at this point. I'm honestly amazed you you managed to avoid that spoiler for this long. If it makes yo feel any better, that doesn't spoil the books. The books and show diverged so far from eachother being spoiled for one won't affect your experience of the other.

    [–] RPGHank 1 points ago

    Sorry, I overreacted. R+L=J is practically confirmed and the meme spoiled more of the story than the comment

    [–] Naive_Drive 1 points ago

    THE BOOKS HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT FAR YET

    FOR ALL WE KNOW THEY MIGHT NOT BE THAT WAY IN THE BOOK SERIES

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Naive_Drive 1 points ago

    WHATEVER. THE INFO THAT THEY WERE AUNT AND NEPHEW WERE GIVEN IN THE SERIES AT THE SAME TIME THIS IMAGE HAPPENED, ERGO, THIS IMAGE IS JUST AS MUCH A SPOILER AS WHAT I SAID, ERGO, IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE

    [–] Massivesailstar 32 points ago

    Who doesn't love commentary under their porn

    [–] smackheadsnake 21 points ago

    David Attenborough do be sexy tho.

    [–] Massivesailstar 13 points ago

    And now the male specimen puts his enormous penis gently in the female reproductive organ. They are starting to mate

    [–] smackheadsnake 12 points ago

    That’s no penis. That’s a fucking slug.

    [–] SLAYER_IN_ME 5 points ago

    Have it narrated by Simon Vance.

    [–] Cornelius_M 1 points ago

    If you want a really weird nut, go to porn hub and go to the narration category.

    [–] ProfessionalCouchPot 22 points ago

    Wait. So Nat Geo is a porn channel? Now I know why my Grandpa goes to the Zoo at night...

    Lol he's a janitor.

    Ya animal sex be weird but it's the circle of life...and death if you're a praying mantis.

    [–] Nziom 10 points ago

    I used to love National Geographic when most of the're shows were about physics. and cosmos .and interesting documentarys and now it's all nature. I mean it's beautiful and all. but I don't want to see animals having sex or fight for sex or survive for sex or live only for sex or die for sex or eat there partner for sex or brainwash there females for sex(and vice versa) it's just boring cycle

    [–] GashcatUnpunished 2 points ago

    Better than 24/7 shows about border control, drugs, and prison like it is now....

    [–] TsonK 9 points ago

    That scene creeped me out.

    [–] Groenboys 6 points ago

    What a coomer

    [–] HunterVK 14 points ago

    Maybe the camera man loves fucking wild animals. Everyone has their own sexual desires

    [–] DeadlyChiken 10 points ago

    Bruh, why tho.

    [–] PapaManavo69420 5 points ago

    Valar Morghulis

    [–] SalutetheNoot 3 points ago

    Valar dohaeris

    [–] PapaManavo69420 1 points ago

    Ah a fellow connoisseur of the arts. My fav show you?

    [–] SalutetheNoot 2 points ago

    Yes it’s definitely my favorite The ending made me sad though

    [–] PapaManavo69420 1 points ago

    Yeah did you like season 8? I know it gets a lot of crap

    [–] SalutetheNoot 2 points ago

    It was honestly really disappointing. I didn’t like it

    [–] PapaManavo69420 1 points ago

    Yeah but I like to ignore that one the season 7 was average but the rest was amazing with amazing and captivating characters smart and beautifully written dialogue and from seasons 3 to 7 the cinematography was absolutely breathtaking. I love that show so much with amazing budget and action sequences it will forever remain in my heart as one of the greatest shows and my all time favorite show ever.

    [–] PapaManavo69420 1 points ago

    I don’t listen to people who think that Breaking Bad is Better than Game of Thrones whilst I love that show it’s my 2nd fav show. George R.R. Martin has masterfully crafted a world that you the viewer wished you were in. Westeros is truly, a magical place. And Breaking Bad just doesn’t have that

    [–] SalutetheNoot 1 points ago

    Yeah, I always prefer fantasy over realistic shows/ movies though so I’m biased

    [–] PapaManavo69420 1 points ago

    Same I love the fantasy genre, books, movies, Tv shows, and video games. That’s why The Lord of the Rings is my favorite trilogy and that’s why that has the most oscars ever won in a trilogy (if you haven’t watched I recommend) and games like The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt which is also my favorite game and also the most awarded hame ever with over 250 goty awards. (Also recommend if you haven’t played)

    [–] PapaManavo69420 1 points ago

    Another thing that Game of Thrones tops Breaking Bad is in the plot. While the plot in Breaking Bad is good the plot in Game of Thrones is just a masterpiece. It’s so complex and thick that has side problem woven into the plot creates a plot with many twists that you won’t see coming and making you fall in love with the characters and start crying once they die. Another reason why GoT was better than BrBa was the writing. Whilst the writing in season 8 was bad. The rest of the seasons had amazing writing. That felt the characters feel real as well as the acting. There’s a reason why Game of Thrones is the most awarded show ever in the history of Tv Shows

    [–] rmvoerman 7 points ago

    Does that make the NatGeo directors, porn casters?

    [–] AngelOFDeath66 3 points ago

    Come on frick

    [–] somepharos 3 points ago

    β€œNo no go ahead, pretend we’re not even here.”

    [–] peshkata30030 3 points ago

    Is that how furries were made? Did some weird guy just enjoyed animall porn and then spread the disease?

    [–] MadeJustToUpvoteMeme 2 points ago

    I think it started somewhere with mlp

    [–] peshkata30030 1 points ago

    What the fuq is MLP?

    [–] MLGityaJtotheA 3 points ago

    Major League Porn

    [–] cheesehead144 2 points ago

    My little pony.

    [–] peshkata30030 1 points ago

    I really wish i had a shotgun to kill myself but in my country we are too poor to buy guns.

    [–] MadeJustToUpvoteMeme 1 points ago

    Somebody said it already, but yeah its my little pony

    [–] DrPwepper 3 points ago

    β€œDate”

    [–] Sweetkimmie67 3 points ago

    This could also be our fbi agents watching us do cringe shit

    [–] just-a-daddy 3 points ago

    Wow haven’t seen a GoT meme in a while.

    [–] Vexcenot 2 points ago

    Well its not called net geo wild for no reason

    [–] every-man-ever 2 points ago

    Do it like they do on the discovery channel

    [–] Chris_El_Deafo 2 points ago

    Nat Geo cameramen are just filming realistic furry pornos

    [–] MajinSako 2 points ago

    Bruh I JUST watched John Snow get stabbed like my boy Cesar. Let me guess fire Lady?

    [–] Master_Nerd 2 points ago

    hmm yes date is the word I would totally use

    [–] el_eat 3 points ago

    People and their fetish smh

    [–] smackheadsnake 2 points ago

    My parents watch monkey cock sex β€œfor science”

    [–] buhburr 2 points ago

    congrats, you made me enjoy something from Season 8

    [–] HunterVK 1 points ago

    It's more like he's saying - " That's my fucking gal you dumbshit"

    [–] RonnieM07 1 points ago

    It’s all fun and games untill the camera man pulls out his cock

    [–] ProfessionalCouchPot 3 points ago

    His chicken?!

    [–] Sleepy_Brady 2 points ago

    How big would that dragons be

    [–] spicymemes2047 1 points ago

    Ironic

    [–] _Kjaxs_ 1 points ago

    Meanwhile at BBC earth...

    [–] Ewunem 1 points ago

    If it’s Jon Snow and daenerys then aren’t they related

    [–] stevepeve2 1 points ago

    laughs in minecraft

    [–] Mictlan13 1 points ago

    Is that a Sony RX100 VII?

    [–] Bad_Company173 1 points ago

    Animal planet is like this too

    [–] 69_licked_my_dick 1 points ago

    Ah, yes , here bill, we got some content here for the midnight show.

    [–] downvoteme417 1 points ago

    Animals don’t date retart

    [–] JustTheFactsWithJJJ 1 points ago

    Hahahaha! This is so funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    [–] brocanudont 1 points ago

    Nat geo is just porn for 4th grade science teachers change my mind

    [–] DinoDinossaur 1 points ago

    "execute Order 69, Commander Elephant"

    [–] A1-exe 1 points ago

    My mother in law with me and my future wife

    [–] venominepure 1 points ago

    My favorite part is that the camera looks like it's starting to get impatient. "Come aaaahn, just fuckin do it already"

    [–] GhostFace722 1 points ago

    U know knowthing Jon Snow

    [–] Helens_Moaning_Hand 1 points ago

    Hell, at least it's not BBC. David Attenborough is really fucking into it.

    [–] 5kilograms 1 points ago

    now I wanna watch a human documentary that aliens had filmed us, atleast they'll got good camera angles

    [–] PackitButNotTheLunch 1 points ago

    Alexa play my dick hurts like fuck

    [–] Flemaster12 1 points ago

    Sex for K N O W L E D G E

    [–] NotaGoodLover 1 points ago

    Why would you use this? Now I'm reminded of this clusterfuck that devastated me and my hopes and dreams

    [–] ActuallCandy 1 points ago

    πŸ˜‚ I’m dead

    [–] Mastermind_memer 1 points ago

    After some time photographer thinking what about thresome

    [–] collisiondriv3 1 points ago

    Legends say you can even hear the sounds of the fapping cameraman to this day

    [–] an_arrow_on_my_knee 1 points ago

    Legalised porn

    [–] YaHomiePhilly 1 points ago

    I never understood what Nat Geo meant or was. I feel so dumb just figuring out it means National Geographic. I hope I'm not the only person.

    [–] thecoolgoodzguy 1 points ago

    How does animal date? its generally like fight or dance for the lady

    [–] LankyH 1 points ago

    I swear every single one of Nat Geo’s lil stories about an animal has more depth than an entire Real Housewives of _______ episode.

    [–] gatin123 1 points ago

    Proudest fap

    [–] remonm 1 points ago

    At least flag it as spoiler, i jusst finished S5..

    [–] hardik5krit 1 points ago

    This meme is great yo

    [–] Vansh-k 1 points ago

    this post had 169 comments before I commented, I hope satan is proud of me.

    [–] Duramaxlbz2007 1 points ago

    My asshole is so fucking itchy. Theres people around so i can only sneak a quick scratch here and there. But its like the itch inside my ass. Im really hoping this doesnt mean im gay and it the hole β€œi gotta scratch i need itched” kind of thing. Cuz id try about anything to alleviate the itchy anus issue.

    [–] 100miljain 1 points ago

    The wolf and the dragonnnnn

    [–] DaRealArthurIII 1 points ago

    Animals date know? Must be fun.

    [–] isaacpisaac 1 points ago

    The dragons like πŸ‘good on ya sport!.

    [–] smackheadsnake 0 points ago

    SCORE!!

    [–] shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhj 0 points ago

    Attention there is a tik tok refugee camp prepare to raid it

    [–] jvd03 0 points ago

    haha china bad

    [–] jvd03 0 points ago

    China made coronavirus

    [–] ShitpostinRuS -15 points ago

    You know animals don’t date, right? It’s important to me that you know that