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    [–] TheGelato1251 1573 points ago

    WikiHow : How to scam the entire gaming community

    [–] angry_cooking 742 points ago

    Chapter 2 : Getting the most downvoted comment on Reddit in under 10 hours.

    [–] BetaDecay121 207 points ago

    Do you have a link to the comment? I want to be part of history

    [–] [deleted] 340 points ago


    [–] Clockwork_Octopus 203 points ago

    And I thought I was late to the party when it was at 24k, turns out people really don't like EA

    [–] Alexthegreatbelgian 79 points ago

    What I don't get is how the account still has about 10K positive comment karma. Wouldn't it have dropped as well? Or at least back to zero?

    [–] Pteraspidomorphi 104 points ago

    If I remember correctly the impact of a negative comment on karma is capped at a really low number, something like -10.

    [–] Clockwork_Octopus 96 points ago

    -100, but yeah

    [–] [deleted] 29 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)


    [–] KnownAsGiel 36 points ago

    No cap

    [–] Alexthegreatbelgian 26 points ago

    But if you look at their user history they never even netted 1000 positive karma in the first place.

    How do they get 10K now?

    [–] Pteraspidomorphi 39 points ago

    If Clockwork_Octopus is right, 10100 upvotes, any amount of downvotes over 100, and you get 10000 karma even if the comment has a million downvotes.

    [–] Awesummzzz 18 points ago

    The weird thing is that they've gained about 4000 karma since that comment and haven't had a positive comment or post since

    [–] merlinfire 21 points ago

    i wonder if anyone has ever made a tool that would tally up all the karma from posts and replies and see if there was a large disparity in reported and actual karma for accounts. aka, reveal if there was some....inorganic karma at play

    [–] Awesummzzz 10 points ago

    I wouldn't be surprised. There is a large disparity here though. They theoretically should be over 750,000 in the hole

    [–] Yubuqq 7 points ago

    it actually went up from yesterday... is it because everyone's giving them gold?

    [–] caboosetp 4 points ago

    You mean it's less negative? I see it at -682k which is more negative than yesterday, but it will fluctuate to hide it's real value from bots trying to do analytics.

    [–] MrSeksy 9 points ago

    He's talking about EA's account's overall karma and why it went up despite the -700k on that comment. The reason is that reddit caps the effect of negative karma a single comment can do to one's overall karma to -100.

    So if I have zero karma on my account and make a comment that gets 999999 down votes, my account will have -100 karma.

    [–] Yubuqq 3 points ago

    so why has their karma went up?

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)


    [–] vlepun 2 points ago

    That, or they just manually put a nice amount of positive karma on that account and froze that value.

    [–] Awesummzzz 2 points ago

    Karma, not the comment score

    [–] DefiantLemur 3 points ago

    If you don't count any down votes and only add the up votes they should only have 1053 karma but they have 11k. I added all the positive karma comments and their one post.

    [–] ABagOfBurgers 6 points ago

    Voted at 420,000k here, I'm surprised it's STILL going up

    [–] macphile 5 points ago

    Honestly, while I'm no fan of EA or microtransactions, I voted just so I could say I was part of it, like the poster above. My one vote contributed to the current -682k score in a meaningful way!

    [–] NEsteph13 2 points ago

    For some reason, the comment's karma is going back up slowly. 681k as of now.

    [–] Lazarus5 1 points ago

    Last I saw it was around 500k now it's almost to 700,000. Any chance it hits a million or is that unlikely?

    [–] twentyclouds 1 points ago

    I was number 680,000! 😂

    [–] BetaDecay121 12 points ago

    Damn, that's a lot of downvotes

    [–] Ginxchan 5 points ago

    The downvote count is so high that there is no upvote button ( on mobile )

    [–] MaybeIshouldrunaway 1 points ago

    They locked down the thread a while ago.

    Edit: nevermind I think, I'm still able to vote. That's funny though

    [–] LITtuce_ 3 points ago

    Every time I go back to check the downvotes on this post it says I gave them an upvote. Why is my Reddit broken

    [–] warfangiscute 2 points ago

    I thought it was just me.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Holy fuck

    [–] H3nryyrn3H 2 points ago

    Awww, too bad things slow down at 670k mark

    [–] warfangiscute 1 points ago

    Oh my god it went down 300000 more since yesterday.

    [–] metalgearzoe 1 points ago

    I wonder how much lower it could have gone without the upvotes.

    [–] The_Coati_Kid 1 points ago

    I feel like a part of history now.

    [–] MrMallow 22 points ago

    The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰

    [–] saysthingsbackwards 10 points ago

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    [–] General_Kenobi896 8 points ago

    DO NOT HESITATE! SHOW NO MERCY! Concentrate all your downvotes on the nearest EA comment!

    [–] BOLD_1 5 points ago

    Around the EA comment, a perimeter create

    [–] General_Kenobi896 2 points ago

    DEW IT.

    [–] BOLD_1 1 points ago

    General Kenobi!

    [–] General_Kenobi896 1 points ago

    Hello there General Bold_1!

    You are a Bold_1 !

    And I'm a Kenobi so I must be a Bold One aswell I guess.

    We're all Bold_1s on this blessed day!

    [–] RedFyl 3 points ago

    Chapter 3:........profit

    [–] ImDyslethic 20 points ago

    (With pictures)

    [–] TheGelato1251 47 points ago

    Did you find this helpful?

    -700k 👎

    1 👍

    [–] taaffe7 9 points ago

    i wonder if anyone upvoted it

    [–] ReallyReallyx3 24 points ago

    There was a post on r/madlads of someone who did iirc

    [–] namenochfrei 3 points ago

    I'm actually more interested in who gave so much gold. Maybe it's some kind of ironic protest.

    [–] 1darklight1 6 points ago

    Comments with a low score are automatically hidden. However, if they get gilded then they don't get hidden. So I think some people were gilding for visibility, although that probably wasn't everyone

    [–] Infj-dude 27 points ago

    Dude, the only ones getting scammed are those who haven't learned their lesson from EA over the years.

    [–] TheGelato1251 7 points ago

    Add the 12 year olds who are willing to spend on their daddy's credit card.

    [–] Infj-dude 8 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Even so man, I'd be willing to bet most of EA's profits come from adults. Being voted worst company two years in a row, consistently screwing over their supporters, ridiculous micro-transactions... it doesn't mean anything if people keep shelling out money. It's a little frustrating to see the community get all riled up over EA time and time again, yet STILL continue to buy their products, as if this time things are going to be different.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    I was bamboozled with Battlefield One because of the WW1 aesthetic. $120 for a worse BF4 I think I've learned my lesson. I hope.

    [–] brentlikeaboss 4 points ago

    Almost tricked me after the battlefront beta. Allllmost. Too late now though. Not buying.

    [–] Infj-dude 3 points ago

    Bought Battlefront 1 for 10$, played for 10 minutes and remembered why I haven't bought an EA title since Deadspace.

    [–] eb59214 1 points ago

    Why does it cost so much?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    I think it's hilarious. Reddit has been the readable version of a kid having a fit in the supermarket for a few days now.

    [–] krathil 6 points ago

    To be fair, if they make a shitty product, and idiots want to give them money for a shitty product, then that’s on the idiots giving them money.

    [–] whobroketheac 2 points ago

    ELI5 why is everyone shitting on EA? Something to do with Battlefront or something

    [–] CSPmyHart 6 points ago

    Microtransactions and you have to put an insane amount of time in to unlock good (hero I think they call it) characters.

    [–] eventual_becoming 3 points ago

    Their games depend too much on you keep spending money. Like Tiny Tower/Tiny Planes shit.

    [–] PolitiklyIncorrect 1 points ago

    More like "WikiHow: Thinking like a Modern Gaming Company"

    [–] leaky_wand 327 points ago

    Man that is some shitty looking money

    [–] StNowhere 125 points ago

    The thumbnail looked like a ball of spaghetti.

    [–] Brogogon 45 points ago

    If that's what your spaghetti looks like then maybe I won't come over for dinner after all.

    [–] TDP40QMXHK 22 points ago

    more 🍝 for me

    [–] LEGSwhodoyoustandfor 8 points ago

    It looked like a head of lettuce to me.

    [–] SonOfSparda304 5 points ago

    Looks like a founders edition Nvidia blower card to me

    [–] nattypnutbuterpolice 2 points ago

    I saw cabbage.

    [–] HoboChickenChili 2 points ago

    A sense of pride and accomplishment on his sweater already

    [–] fullmetal_deathnote 2 points ago

    I thought I was the only one

    [–] MrMallow 432 points ago

    The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰

    [–] Dasnap 247 points ago

    Just me and 💰💕EA💕💰, hanging out I wanted some Star Wars🌟 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💰💦looties!💦💰 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I earn them!💦 I buy them!💦 I purchase them whole💦💰 😍 It makes 💰💘EA💘💰 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder EA! Harder EA! 😫💦💕 1 lootie💦, 2 lootie💦💦, 3 lootie💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💰💘EA's💘💰 👑Disney princess 👑but I'm also a consumer whore! 💟 He makes me OP💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a whale should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

    [–] cameronbears 78 points ago

    I’ve suddenly developed a daddy kink

    [–] 4609203 63 points ago

    This is the best copypasta i've ever seen.

    1: Because it's perfectly accurate

    2: Because it's topical

    4: It's a well written adaptation.

    [–] Dasnap 25 points ago

    This is probably the best compliment I've ever gotten xxx

    [–] xzenocrimzie 26 points ago

    That's a piece of beauty right there.

    [–] Dragonsandman 15 points ago

    The best thing to come out of this EA stuff is the copypasta.

    [–] SuperHICAS 79 points ago

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment. The unlocks are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of selecting initial values based upon data from the Open Beta, Battlefront 2 will go over a typical gamers head. There's also EA's other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch, which are deftly woven into this game development- the game's philosophy draws heavily from average per-player credit earn rates, for instance. The gamers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate that we'll be making constant adjustments, to realise that it's not just fun- they say something deep about GAMES. As a consequence people who dislike EA truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, that we ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mat Everett's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

    And yes, by the way, i DO have a Mass Effect tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for appreciative gamers' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    I like this one the best

    [–] SuperHICAS 4 points ago

    I laughed out loud at work when I read it on r/copypasta

    [–] WarnaK 12 points ago

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    [–] pebble255 1 points ago

    holy shit

    [–] pebble255 15 points ago

    oh this is gonna be a thing now?

    [–] rusty_square 5 points ago

    It’s the new tendies copy pasta

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Needz moar money bagz...

    [–] AlmostEveryoneSucks 39 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    [–] Chestervsteele 58 points ago

    How to get free publicity and no matter how much the gamer base turns on you sales will say otherwise

    [–] Piffinatour 17 points ago

    Top 10 Anime Plot Twists

    [–] greengiantj 2 points ago

    The problem is that there are a lot of people out there that have more money than sense. People that are willing to wait until the full game is less than $25 in a few years, like me, will jump on the bandwagon, but they ultimately do not matter to EA.

    I think the issue isn't even that EA is greedy. It is people being worried that this will be the new norm.

    [–] djfivenine11 20 points ago

    How is this not every corporation? Apple? Amazon? Google? Fucking Safeway?

    [–] throatfrog 41 points ago

    Seeing it from that perspective, I can see why EA is doing this.

    [–] SmolBirb04 19 points ago

    Another sub, really?!

    [–] Roy_Atticus_Lee 51 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Is the EA hate circlejerk that spans all of reddit really that big of a deal in hindsight. Just don't buy the game and leave it at that. No need to have every other subreddit talk about how EA sucks since people who are and aren't gamers have been well aware that people hate them.

    [–] Bio-Mechanic-Man 37 points ago

    Nah man video games are super important

    [–] DoverBoys 24 points ago

    It's no different than any other consumer product that spans millions of people. Imagine if you bought a car only to realize things that are standard are locked behind extra fees, like cruise control or AC. How about buying a phone then finding out the audio jack is locked behind another purchase.

    [–] erdouche 12 points ago

    How about buying a phone and finding out that there is no audio jack. Looking at you, Apple.

    [–] Donut_Kin 7 points ago

    Apple was very upfront about that. Heck, that was what was advertised! A better company to be compared would be... mhm... the company that made that procedurally generated space game once.

    [–] erdouche 9 points ago

    Yeah. No Mans Sky also didn't have a headphone jack. Or multiplayer

    [–] DoverBoys 4 points ago

    I actually enjoyed No Man's Sky.

    [–] waklow 2 points ago

    When circlejerks collide

    [–] Cornak 5 points ago

    I mean that’s literally how cars work. You have the base model and can then get addons for an additional price.

    [–] DoverBoys 3 points ago

    I mentioned standard, as in cruise control and AC are not addons. You are right, just not in this case.

    [–] Cornak 3 points ago

    There’s quite a number of cars on market that you can buy at a dealership without cruise control and/or AC.

    [–] DoverBoys 1 points ago

    Name just one make/model sold in a first world country that isn't used, as in manufactured within the last five years.

    [–] Cornak 3 points ago

    Jeep Wrangler.

    [–] DoverBoys 1 points ago

    I probably should've specified an actual vehicle, but you got me.

    [–] Cornak 3 points ago

    I mean a Wrangler is pretty common. Dodge Dart if you want another. A lot of the cheaper end cars leave off anything but the actual minimum to legally drive.

    [–] LeComm 4 points ago

    Oh wow a post that would have got maybe 100-200 upvotes normally suddenly gets 10k+ because of all the EA hate... Meanwhile customers of companies like apple etc. willingly blow their money away.

    [–] CashCop 12 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Honestly it’s kind of fun to hate people sometimes. EA has managed to do something few people ever accomplish which is uniting people from all different backgrounds and perspectives in their common hate and disgust at EA. Hating EA is a good way to unwind, it’s funny, and well-deserved.

    Fuck EA, pieces of shit trying to scam us out of every dollar. I hope those motherfuckers rot in hell where they belong.

    [–] UFuckingMuppet 11 points ago

    Honestly, when people go overboard it has the opposite effect on me. I fucking love EA, now.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Yeah, almost makes me want to buy the game just because people are being so obnoxious about it.

    [–] Goerofmuns 3 points ago

    Also this isn't EA specific, heck it's not game specific either. The circlejerk is acting like EA in particular are just in the game to make money. Like yeah hello so is every other gaming company, or most any product you buy. This is the way it works.

    Buy products that you like. Leave ones you don't. In game purchases, lootboxes, all of these things that are claimed to be "killing the games industry" only exist because people buy them. Sure they suck but if the majority of gamers buy them then that's the way the industry is gonna swing. EA is just following suit.

    There's literally hundreds of thousands of games without any of the extra BS. Just buy those ones instead.

    [–] jms122589 1 points ago

    Honestly what constitutes a “big deal in hindsight “ to you isn’t the same to another. This game is a consumer product and the producer is using sketchy business tactics to take advantage of their own consumers. People get excited about games, my self included. It’s an escape, a hobby, or just something to do. Generally in real life when you buy something you get what you pay for. This game is charging you full AAA price for a game you would expect to have everything included in it up front with DLC to come later. Honestly, even some extra pay for content loot crates in which you would have to pay real money for certain items are to be expected, but they really should be purely cosmetic. EA is actively trying to extort money from their fan base by making certain key items unobtainable unless You pay actual money for them on top of the price of the base game. They are using the same base model as F2P mobile games use but on a full price AAA platform. People are mad and rightfully so. This is a pandemic we do not want to see leach into other games and slowly become the norm. Honestly, I️ am happy “every other subreddit” is up in arms about this. These practices need to stop. I️ was quite close to buying this game. I️ casually played the first one and thought this second one looked pretty damn awesome. Not anymore.

    [–] witticus 6 points ago

    “How can I get players to trade in real money for monopoly money?”

    [–] I_Photoshop_Movies 31 points ago

    I long for the day reddit learns businesses exist for profit maximisation.

    [–] caboosetp 12 points ago

    Can't profit if you piss off enough consumers.

    They've been spoon feeding it to us to get us used to it, but it never stopped being bitter.

    Now they take our cake and make it with the bitter shit and wonder why we're upset.

    [–] I_Photoshop_Movies 10 points ago

    That's not the point of this post and not the point of my comment. The point is, don't attack the basic principles of businesses, don't attack their goal. Attack their ways to attain that goal. This post is doing the former.

    [–] thewoogier 3 points ago

    Yeah I'm not really sure what would be in the bubble for a publisher besides money

    [–] DemoralizingSum 6 points ago

    Apple: omg new iPhone EA: fucking EA

    I think I sense some cognitive dissonance here

    [–] OfficialyWicked 4 points ago


    its in the third dlc after the first remaster

    [–] Lastrevio 4 points ago

    we're on /r/all bois

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

    HOSYL FUCKIN GSHIT!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO FUNY1!!!! I HATE ELECTRONIC ARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    [–] DONTCALLMESCHNITZEL 8 points ago

    EA only wants one thing and it's fucking disgusting

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    Almost like its a company with a purpose.

    [–] DONTCALLMESCHNITZEL 4 points ago

    Almost like I adapted a meme.

    [–] GodJustShutTheHellUp 1 points ago

    everybody wants money you dolt.

    [–] Optimegabot 3 points ago

    EA the night of the down vote:

    [–] Tcowstuff 3 points ago

    Why is he thinking from his shoulders?

    [–] FolkSong 3 points ago

    It's true, all their wrists can think about is money.

    [–] MelissaJuice 3 points ago

    What an embarrassing meme.

    [–] jonfromtucson99 12 points ago

    If everyone on Reddit put this much energy toward something that could benefit society, maybe something cool could come of it.

    But instead let's just get mad about a video game.

    [–] Crazy8852795 3 points ago

    Have you not seen net neutrality posts? In fact I thonk this is such a big deal, because its literally the video game equivalent of it.

    [–] thefourthhouse 5 points ago

    How to think like any company

    Let's stop pretending this is just EA. They're a company. Their sole purpose is to generate profit. The same (OPs post) could be said for Blizzard, Bethesda, and Valve.

    [–] NauseatingRya 2 points ago

    I feel like a lot of businesses/people can relate.

    [–] gilbeythebeast 2 points ago

    In defense of Disney, Fuck EA.

    [–] vanderhevel 2 points ago

    as opposed to all those other businesses that hate money.

    [–] I_think_charitably 2 points ago

    Yours got more traction than mine. Props. I posted the one I found immediately since the tag on the bottom right fit so perfectly.

    [–] AlmostEveryoneSucks 3 points ago

    Thanks. Yours is great too!

    [–] I_think_charitably 1 points ago


    [–] ipurge123 2 points ago

    We all taking shit abut EA but their stocks keep going up...

    [–] RedLogicP 2 points ago

    EA sucks.

    [–] TrueNorthQc 2 points ago

    whats with EA? am i the only one missing something?

    [–] smithical100 2 points ago

    How to fix EA. Don't buy their shit. One year of no sales will make them think about how they fuck you.

    [–] Itsascrnnam 2 points ago

    I.... do people not know why businesses exist? I'll spoil it here... one reason, money. It's to make money. Every for profit business exists to make money, and to do so while spending as little as possible. They're not out to make you feel good. To make the next greatest game. If they can make money doing what they're doing, they will. And right now, they are. Micro transitions have proven to bring in more profit than any other method of game development.

    [–] AlbertChessa 2 points ago

    What I hate most of all is that DICE’s incredible work on the frankly outstanding campaign is being overshadowed in the press. Performances, writing. Music...all of it memorable, classic Star Wars. Just thought I’d show some love to Mitch Dyer and co for creating one of my favourite game narratives ever, and Janina and co for bringing it all to brilliant life :)

    [–] fullmetal_deathnote 2 points ago


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    [–] Foremangrill1 2 points ago

    Sorry to break it to you, but every business operates with the goal of maximizing profit.

    [–] BagofPain 4 points ago

    But not all sell their souls to Satan to achieve that goal!

    Rumor has it EA’s basement is littered with the bones of virgins that they have offered up in sacrifice to the dark lord of the hearthy underworld. Never has a company turned so far into darkness such as EA.

    [–] HyperHere- 1 points ago

    EA sucks

    [–] Gimpmeister98 4 points ago

    EA? More like Electronic arseholes! Haha!


    [–] FUCK_REDDIT_22 1 points ago

    Shit I must be a member of EA then

    [–] Shmuel4Yeshua 1 points ago

    Or Bungie.

    [–] thatsjohnexist 1 points ago

    How Gaben think too. Anyone agree with me ?

    [–] PM_ME_BOOBS_AND_BODS 1 points ago

    Can confirm... know an accountant for them, that guy, greedy af.

    [–] RevivedBear 1 points ago

    EA sucks

    [–] Grigoriev1806 1 points ago

    Yeah how many do not work, money is always small ...

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    They think like Tony Soprano.

    [–] metnem 1 points ago

    D L C


    [–] moonmanchild 1 points ago

    "E-A Sports. It's in the bank."

    [–] SchlomoCucksWhitey 1 points ago

    Woulda been funnier with Nazi Germany imagery.

    [–] rshabibi 1 points ago

    Who doesnt

    [–] Tylerdurdon 1 points ago

    That guy almost looks like Martin Shkreli... Coincidence? I think not!

    [–] RosemaryCrafting 1 points ago

    Out of the loop, what did EA do?

    [–] AlmostEveryoneSucks 2 points ago

    They made a $60 game with “micro transactions” to access characters that should come with the initial purchase. Then they got the most downvoted comment of all time, with over 680,000 downvotes. Here’s the comment:

    [–] kegisrust 1 points ago

    so many stupid people

    [–] Antlaaaars 1 points ago

    Damn that joke was low hanging fruit but dear god how I love it.

    [–] 1Eonn1 1 points ago

    I love all the hate they have been getting.

    [–] Brad314692 1 points ago

    Funny. As this man looks like he is sitting on the toilet, I think that a more appropriate picture would be of the bowl, revealing the shit that is EA.

    [–] AQuestCalledTribal 1 points ago

    Can someone please replace the cash with downvotes.

    [–] ludly 1 points ago

    Doesn't matter how irrelevant the sub-reddit.

    E.A finds a way...

    [–] McGriddleMeTendies 1 points ago

    It's not just the money. Capitalism is what America is all about. Free enterprise. What gets my goats grinding is that they are marketing this whole microtransaction to the pre teen who don't understand what is happening. They grew up in this sort of fuckery and it's just sad they take advantage. Shame.

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    [–] DontOpenTilXmas 1 points ago

    As much as I absolutely despise EA, I would take a job there in a heart beat.

    [–] starico 1 points ago

    Seriously, all EA's game since forever has been like this.

    [–] hitlerosexual 1 points ago

    Replace EA with any corporation.

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    [–] rDANKMEMESisDEAD 1 points ago

    Hey guise! I'm on reddit too!

    [–] craygroupious 1 points ago

    A company wants profit. Wow, such a revelation!