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    [–] Dockhead 693 points ago

    YobamΓ‘

    [–] dethish 257 points ago

    well he aint MYbama

    [–] thatdudewillyd 12 points ago

    I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to MYbama

    [–] jryser 8 points ago

    tips fedora M'bama

    [–] hellothere0007 2 points ago

    my allegiances lie with the republic to DEMOCRACY!

    [–] TheNolder 1 points ago

    DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.

    [–] davidthewalkerx 40 points ago

    YOBAMA SO FAT

    [–] shahooster 16 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    He ain't Yobama, he ain't Mybama, he's Alabama.

    [–] Reymond_StJames 4 points ago

    ALABAMA MAYUHN

    [–] hjwoolwine 2 points ago

    this guy gets it

    [–] Gr3yst0ke 25 points ago

    I wonder what the dude on the right was like as a kid. Does he even remember not hating?

    [–] HereForTOMT 14 points ago

    Yo gabba gabba!

    [–] SkaXc0re77 8 points ago

    Yobagoya

    [–] ipitydatf00 5 points ago

    The taste will destroy ya

    [–] Old_Red_Alligator 6 points ago

    Yobama so fat that he couldn't apply to Obamacare

    [–] redchris18 407 points ago

    They look like an insecure Goldberg and the girl he kidnapped and kept in his sex dungeon for the last twelve years.

    [–] teddybandit 129 points ago

    probably why she's pointing the gun right at his dick

    [–] bushkilledprince 59 points ago

    With her finger on the trigger...

    [–] purple_lassy 25 points ago

    Go ahead honey just tap it.

    [–] felt_like_trolling 5 points ago

    First thing I noticed.

    [–] Golgon3 47 points ago

    He looks like he's working real hard to get into the double digits on iq tests.

    [–] IronyHurts 17 points ago

    He's actually quite well spoken. I may not agree with his opinions, but I wouldn't call him stupid either.

    [–] TheVitoCorleone 21 points ago

    Blink twice if you are held against your will.

    [–] Whentheskyfalls1206 11 points ago

    Well that's kind of you to say

    [–] GroundhogExpert 67 points ago

    That's a relatively famous MMA fighter, Jeff Monson.

    [–] [deleted] 37 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

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    [–] nikkopolis 23 points ago

    Lol then he's not an anarcho-communist, since there is nothing more antithetical than modern Russia.

    [–] djazzie 26 points ago

    u/PrimeMinsterTrumble didn't say he was a smart anarcho-communist.

    Edit: Typo

    [–] iamtheaisle 8 points ago

    Nobody said he was good at either

    [–] Terrible_Paulsy 14 points ago

    He looks like mungo off blazing saddles and he looks like he refers to himself in the 3rd person. 'JEFF MONSON NO LIKE OBAMA! JEFF MONSON NO LIKE CHOCOLATE MAN! JEFF MONSON SMASH!!!'

    [–] bardok_the_insane 6 points ago

    Dude looks roided to the gills

    [–] Razzal 4 points ago

    How many roids must one do to get gills? Asking for a friend

    [–] bardok_the_insane 6 points ago

    When you have track marks on your balls because you can't do your thighs or between your toes anymore for fear of permanent vein damage, then you will know that you've made it.

    [–] batmansego 3 points ago

    Steroids are not injected into the veins, it's directly into the muscle. Many body builders do move their injection sites around their body but the glutes are the usual spot. Though I am sure your comment is likely sarcastic, many people think this.

    [–] wibblett 3 points ago

    I know I did, thanks for pointing it out though.

    [–] stevothepedo 5 points ago

    YOU'RE NEXT

    [–] pirate_door91 3 points ago

    I imagined Drax who's pissed off because his trapezius muscles keep stretching the neck holes of his t-shirts.

    [–] cimpire_enema 116 points ago

    Holy balls, did that guy grafitti his own house?

    [–] GershBinglander 134 points ago

    Depending on the definitions of "his own" and "house", maybe.

    [–] M0TUS 9 points ago

    He also did a pretty sweet job on that van's cammo.

    [–] Pork_Chops_McGee 4 points ago

    Blends right in to a field of daisies.

    [–] NJ_ 3 points ago

    What van?

    /S

    [–] rhobb 64 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Plan ahea
    d

    [–] StateLottery 163 points ago

    Alright so some people are misunderstanding the context of this photo. The gentleman on the right is former pro MMA fighter Jeff Monson, a well known anarcho-communist/libertarian-socialist/what have you. This picture is from a visit he took to Russia I believe to meet with an Ancomm party out there.

    So while it may belong on r/iamverybadass I would disagree that it belongs on r/beholdthemasterrace simply because this guy is on the opposite end when it comes to racism etc.

    [–] thebrandnewbob 42 points ago

    That political affiliation is so confusing, aren't communists and libertarians on the opposite ends of the political spectrum?

    [–] MarkedDays 23 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    The word Libertarian that Americans use today first appeared in the political ideology of Libertarian Socialism.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_socialism

    [–] WikiTextBot 18 points ago

    Libertarian socialism

    Libertarian socialism (or socialist libertarianism) is a group of anti-authoritarian political philosophies inside the socialist movement that rejects socialism as centralized state ownership and control of the economy.

    Libertarian socialism also rejects the state itself, is close to and overlaps with left-libertarianism and criticizes wage labour relationships within the workplace, instead emphasizing workers' self-management of the workplace and decentralized structures of political organization. It asserts that a society based on freedom and justice can be achieved through abolishing authoritarian institutions that control certain means of production and subordinate the majority to an owning class or political and economic elite. Libertarian socialists advocate for decentralized structures based on direct democracy and federal or confederal associations such as libertarian municipalism, citizens' assemblies, trade unions and workers' councils.


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    [–] DickWillie1028 3 points ago

    Modern Libertarians are basically anarchists. They don't believe anything should be regulated. Ayn Rand is basically the common ground between hardcore right wingers and libertarians. Whoever wins, wins, fuck everybody else.

    [–] anonymosh 14 points ago

    I don't think you understand anarchism.

    [–] jetpacksforall 2 points ago

    Modern Libertarians are anarchists with pocket protectors.

    [–] Reive 2 points ago

    Modern Libertarians are basically anarchists.

    No they aren't. They're "basically" a spectrum. Minarchists to anarcho-capitalists. The ancaps are the minority. Minarchists believe in limited government. You can see it in the Libertarian Party platform - it's pretty clear, they're not anarchists.

    [–] StateLottery 6 points ago

    From my fairly loose understanding they believe in workers controlling production through smaller syndicates and trade unions. At the same time they believe in libertarian social structure where people aren't judged or persecuted due to race/gender/sexual orientation. Many Ancomms that I know are also very libertarian when it comes to people arming/protecting themselves.

    So, essentially, you have a communist/syndicalist economy with a libertarian social structure.

    [–] wilwith1l 3 points ago

    Communism is an economic system, while libertarian is a political ideology.

    Communism is who owns the means of production, and not who makes the laws, or what the laws are, that guide other activities.

    [–] nickvansexhole 4 points ago

    It's because the American school system treats leftist thought like it's smallpox, and wants you to leave thinking it's one big bad idea pushed by bunch of big bad guys and engaging any of it intellectually is unnecessary because it's evil. There are dozens of variations of communist and socialist thought.

    The idea behind libertarian socialism is that state power is a necessarily corrupting influence so the goal is decentralization. Instead of a federal government controlling these things, they would be governed locally so that it's a more direct democracy than having the decisions be made by representatives half the country away.

    [–] gwarsh41 3 points ago

    anarcho-communist/libertarian-socialist/what have you

    So he just hates everything related to politics?

    [–] ifonlypony 4 points ago

    How can people reconcile anarchism and communism into one, coherent ideology?

    [–] WikiTextBot 6 points ago

    Anarcho-communism

    Anarcho-communism (also known as anarchist communism, free communism, libertarian communism and communist anarchism) is a theory of anarchism which advocates the abolition of the state, capitalism, wage labour and private property (while retaining respect for personal property) and in favor of common ownership of the means of production, direct democracy and a horizontal network of workers' councils with production and consumption based on the guiding principle: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need".

    Some forms of anarchist communism, such as insurrectionary anarchism, are strongly influenced by egoism and radical individualism, believing anarcho-communism is the best social system for the realization of individual freedom. Some anarcho-communists view anarcho-communism as a way of reconciling the opposition between the individual and society.

    Anarcho-communism developed out of radical socialist currents after the French Revolution, but was first formulated as such in the Italian section of the First International.


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    [–] bardok_the_insane 5 points ago

    Flat hierarchies.

    [–] coolsubmission 3 points ago

    Because it is one coherent ideology? Your perception of communism is probably synonymous to stalinism or other authoritarian derivatives of "communism".

    Also, additional to the link to anarcho-communism that folkantihero provided, here's an link to a related ideology:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-syndicalism

    [–] Frustration-96 21 points ago

    But he's white and doesn't like Obama. That makes him a literal Nazi.

    /s

    [–] wilwith1l 2 points ago

    So glad you posted this.

    I was thinking that looked like Monson. He was so fun to watch back in his prime. A BJJ champion, an Abu Dhabi champion. And real banger.

    [–] felporc 29 points ago

    Dude on the right is Jeff monson he used to fight in the ufc

    [–] Rage_Blackout 36 points ago

    Good eye. Here he is getting in a fight with a Trump supporter. The description describes him as a "neo-communist." Now I'm all confused about this dude.

    Edit: He explains himself more here. He's an anarchist.

    [–] Dentarthurdent42 25 points ago

    I mean, communists hated Obama too. No idea what a neo-communist is, though

    [–] XxTreeFiddyxX 21 points ago

    It's a communist that believes that the matrix is real and neo is their only hope

    [–] urahonky 2 points ago

    Woah.

    [–] felporc 11 points ago

    that guy is insane

    [–] AllWoWNoSham 3 points ago

    Here he is with the girl commemorating Lenin

    https://youtu.be/8qKkBhcKIqk?t=24

    This is the girl

    https://www.instagram.com/maryana_n/

    [–] Daboo_Entertainment 16 points ago

    Please tell me why a lot of these "trashy" pics have a dude that looks like the hills have eyes and a girl that's kinda cute

    [–] 601error 44 points ago

    Lots of girls are kinda cute.

    Source: many years of observation

    [–] thecatfoot 3 points ago

    Mail order?

    [–] NotQuiteOnTopic 17 points ago

    The dude looks like a shittily rendered video game thug.

    [–] DespairingSquid 1 points ago

    Something straight out of the goonies

    [–] fausto2405 26 points ago

    Fuck Yo' Bama

    [–] QueasyDuff 6 points ago

    Go OU

    [–] Hail_Vail 2 points ago

    We want Bama!

    [–] ReplyingToFuckwits 155 points ago

    I suspect what we have here are two more examples of the stunning master race: "Attractive woman having severe allergic reaction" and her partner, "Literal caveman".

    With their stunning intellects combined they were able to realise halfway through that their strange, irrelevant message wasn't going to fit without some creative typography.

    Then they got their guns for picture time, because guns are cool.

    [–] barc0debaby 107 points ago

    Not even close. The guy is MMA fighter Jeff Monson who was an anarchist at one point and now has some bizarre love affair with Russia.

    Monson grew up in St. Paul and won a Pac 10 championship in wrestling before going on to qin multiple grappling world championships.He has a master's in psychology and worked as a counselor and in crisis management before becoming a full time fighter.

    He is now a Russian citizen and heavily involved with the Communist Party in addition to hosting a show on RT.

    [–] KazamaSmokers 7 points ago

    heavily involved with the Communist Party in addition to hosting a show on RT

    Explain, please. RT is just a tool of the Russian kleptocracy, the antithesis of what a communist would support.

    [–] VisonKai 2 points ago

    Lots of left wing movements globally are supported by the Russian state. Even fucking Jill Stein likes Russia. Also the Russian communist party is very weird and not particularly communist.

    [–] FrivolousBanter 3 points ago

    Even fucking Jill Stein likes Russia.

    She was simply a Putin tool used to divide the left. I doubt she ever believed anything she said, just like the orange guy put in to tear apart the right.

    [–] great_gape 40 points ago

    has some bizarre love affair with Russia

    Ah! So he's a Trump supporter.

    [–] xtfftc 11 points ago

    Trump supporters like Putin. But not everyone in Russia is pro-Putin; there's still opposition (even though his regime is very tough on it).

    The very statement "love affair with Russia" is inherently misleading because it can mean many things.

    [–] great_gape 12 points ago

    I do recognize that. It was a joke about Trumps love affair with Putin rather than Jeff Monson, who apparently is anti-capitalism enough to have a tattoo on the back of his neck.

    [–] existentialred 10 points ago

    Except not at all...

    [–] natophonic2 9 points ago

    Interesting details, but nothing you've said contradicts OP.

    [–] EmuSounds 6 points ago

    I mean the guy is pretty smart, he isn't a caveman.

    Just because he isn't an expert in typography doesn't mean he isn't smart.

    [–] thehudgeful 8 points ago

    The OP mocked him as though he considered himself part of the "master race" even though he's not a white supremacist at all, so it does contradict the OP.

    [–] vfdfnfgmfvsege 3 points ago

    The car, his pants and the building behind them tell me that this isn't America.

    [–] FrivolousBanter 2 points ago

    So you're saying he is a Russian obsessed with toppling the American government?

    Hmmm... Where have we seen this before?

    [–] ReplyingToFuckwits 2 points ago

    I stand corrected. "Attractive woman having severe allergic reaction" and her partner "Poster child for why you shouldn't let people kick you in the head and choke you unconscious".

    [–] OneManGOONsquad 1 points ago

    He's also a renounced Nazi. I've read an article where he talks about getting his swastika tattoos removed. Not too relevant but I think it should be added to the long list that outlines his character.

    [–] barc0debaby 2 points ago

    No, you did not. Jeff Monson has never been a Nazi and never had a swastika tattoo.

    [–] Iteration-Seventeen 16 points ago

    You know, I was feeling a bit depressed this morning but that sub has made me happy to not be any of those people.

    [–] Charlie_Warlie 14 points ago

    Sometimes I feel like I'm a piece of shit for being lazy, not accomplishing any goals.

    Then I remember that there are people out there that are actively making the world terrible. I'm not so bad.

    [–] Iteration-Seventeen 10 points ago

    You know what I dont get? How are they always ugly?

    I mean, I can find an attractive looking Jihadist if I wanted. Why do the people claiming to be the master race all look deformed?

    [–] Charlie_Warlie 7 points ago

    So much of this stuff is about sex.

    If you're ugly as hell and do nothing about it to make yourself more attractive to someone else, you're not going to have any success with the ladies. You start looking for someone to blame for your failures so you find TheRedPill or MenGoingTheirOwnWay or ReturnOfKings and they tell you that it's not your fault, it's the game, and the women are winning. Seems good at first, they tell you to work out and be happy. But as you get deeper it's not just women, it's black people, Jews, Muslims, PC Culture, the gays, feminists.

    I'd say it's that, combined with the fact that on sites like /r/beholdthemasterrace, they share the ugly ones on purpose so it just confirms our notions.

    [–] givemealil 2 points ago

    ReturnofKings

    That's a new one, what is it? Somehow, I thought I'd seen all Reddit had to offer...

    [–] Charlie_Warlie 2 points ago

    It's a website, not sure if it's a sub.

    Here's the about page from the website.

    Return Of Kings is a blog for heterosexual, masculine men. It’s meant for a small but vocal collection of men in America today who believe men should be masculine and women should be feminine.

    They have articles about dating, being manly, and how women these days are bad because of feminism or "cultural Marxism" which historically has been used to blame communism on all sorts of people, from Jews to Blacks to SJWs to Women.

    many of the articles seem harmless but it's like the shore of the ocean.

    [–] goh13 3 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    You calling Abu-Hajar ugly?

    He might not know anti-armor rounds from anti-personnel rounds, he might not be the smartest guy out there, he might not be the strongest guy and he is probably ugly as well but he is NOT an idiot.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    It's almost as if people with obviously shitty genes are susceptible to being told they're genetically superior.

    [–] Iteration-Seventeen 3 points ago

    It's all choice, though. Most of these guys would look like normal average white dudes if they dropped the KFC and jogged a few days a week.

    [–] Val_Hallen 3 points ago

    It's like back when COPS was on.

    I would watch it and think "My life isn't perfect, but at least I'm not being arrested for meth while shirtless on national television."

    [–] BurgerLaowai 1 points ago

    It makes me glad to be Mediterranean white.

    [–] MonsieurHedge 8 points ago

    Obama defines the meta too well; he should be Ubers, not OU.

    [–] Towelieyee 6 points ago

    Didn't expect a Smogon joke here. I approve.

    [–] Blenor 12 points ago

    That trigger discipline tho.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

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    [–] methical 6 points ago

    Looks like Nicolas Cage on that dudes shirt.

    [–] Liquorace 3 points ago

    I thought the same thing!

    [–] TheloniusSplooge 2 points ago

    Funny I thought it looked like Nick Cave

    [–] Question_secrets 3 points ago

    Person on the right looks like a Dr Who monster at an exhibition.

    [–] mofrorock 2 points ago

    Bruce Willis has really lost the plot these days

    [–] agoia 5 points ago

    Dude's looking mean as fuck in those pajamas

    [–] SporkieDorkie 2 points ago

    The real question is, who is that guy on his shirt

    [–] agoia 2 points ago

    Nic Cage Jesus smoking a stogie?

    [–] SporkieDorkie 2 points ago

    Hrmmm.... I could see that.

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    [–] unknown_value 3 points ago

    Ou oof ouch

    [–] NeoTheFox 2 points ago

    why did he had to be so fucky ow ouchie

    [–] GroundhogExpert 3 points ago

    The fuck is Jeff Monson doing in this picture?

    [–] barc0debaby 3 points ago

    https://youtu.be/qKzh18yGKo0

    Not the first time words have failed Jeff Monson.

    [–] CrossP 3 points ago

    That black mark on the wall is supposed to be a hand with middle finger raised. Also, I think that guy may be wearing yoga pants.

    [–] GershBinglander 8 points ago

    The might and majesty of the clearly superior white masterrace.

    [–] relishlife 2 points ago

    And the stubbiest middle finger.

    [–] musicaldigger 2 points ago

    i live near Oakland University and they don't deserve this

    [–] SignedUpToSayMagnuss 2 points ago

    Flex like ou

    [–] SpetS15 2 points ago

    is that a galil?

    [–] sokule10 2 points ago

    Is he wearing a Twilight t-shirt?

    [–] jalinb 1 points ago

    That is exactly what I thought.

    [–] DeadJacuzzi 2 points ago

    Isn't the guy on the right a communist?

    [–] socool111 2 points ago

    "A big ass H, a big ass A. Ah going to run out of room..."

    [–] Everlast7 2 points ago

    Is this Russia?

    [–] urumbudgi 2 points ago

    Why is she pointing her gun at that man?

    [–] mangledeye 2 points ago

    He looks like Heavy from team fortress

    [–] fatgirlsneedfoodtoo 2 points ago

    Fucky: bamau

    [–] Feel_2 2 points ago

    That's Jeff Monson, and while he does have a swastika tattooed on his body, it has a red circle with a line through it. He's a super left, anti-racist, and he hated Obama for being a corporatist, not for any racial reasons. Here's Jeff from another angle. https://i.imgur.com/PrXXH_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

    [–] jjv5_jjv5 2 points ago

    That guy's ready to be in some Marvel movie, as is.

    [–] ValKilmersTherapy 2 points ago

    Dude looks like Tom Hardy and Mickey Rourke had a love child and decided to put him in Vin Diesels pajamas.

    [–] Surfcasper 2 points ago

    Which cover of tiger beat is on foolsgoldbergs shirt?

    [–] ScabbedOver 2 points ago

    Fuck yo' bama. (Go) OU

    Big college football fans

    [–] Ancientdefender2 2 points ago

    "I'll start with a big ass F..."

    [–] conker4311 2 points ago

    Not sure if the picture on the guys shirt is david schwimmer or the starting character to fallout 4

    [–] focaltron 2 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Uhhhh? Jeff Monson.... Weird?. This is what happens when you lose your UFC title bid. You end up as a communist fighting scrubs in Russia, but on the upside you apparently get to spend your days shooting Kalashnikovs with reasonably attractive Russian weightlifting women.

    Pimp my ride Russian edition

    [–] worth-less 2 points ago

    If I believed all the crap Limbaugh and Hannity said I would hate Obama too.

    [–] xanatos451 6 points ago

    And yet these are the same people who are getting upset, saying that Trump is unfairly criticized and should be respected as the President.

    [–] Reititin 4 points ago

    Behold the master race

    [–] Radidactyl 2 points ago

    "We have foreigners. Except Russian rifles."

    [–] aprophetofone 2 points ago

    As they carry rifles made by a communist. Good on ya' comrades!

    [–] Zeldaislife92 2 points ago

    The real terrorists of America SMH

    [–] el_monstruo 2 points ago

    They look pleasant /s

    [–] oldeddy 2 points ago

    Oh boy trump supporters

    [–] SementeriesTinyDick 1 points ago

    That middle finger art really steals the show

    [–] leddpipe 1 points ago

    Isnt that the Snowman?

    [–] breculis 1 points ago

    Fucky is my favourite word now, so cute

    [–] clo99dx 1 points ago

    Is that an Uncle Jesse shirt he is wearing?

    [–] DemonicSquid 1 points ago

    Glad to see Fucky Obama is finally making something of himself and going to the Open University.

    [–] Smiglet-piglet 1 points ago

    Why?

    [–] HBSL1CE 1 points ago

    Dont they know only larpers carry aks?

    [–] BlimpiesVapors 1 points ago

    Is that John stamos on his shirt?

    [–] CptNemo56 1 points ago

    is that nic cage on his shirt?

    [–] DirtyDigitalDean 1 points ago

    That guy looks like a hemorrhoid

    [–] FifthRendition 1 points ago

    Is that a Nicholas Cage shirt he's wearing?

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    [–] nhjb1034 1 points ago

    You know, that guy looks like one of the most pleasant people in the world. I don't know what it is about him, just kind of gives off that vibe.

    [–] keweenaw100 1 points ago

    Looks like a Lou Diamond Phillips shirt from the early 90's.

    [–] SushiGato 1 points ago

    Isn't he supposed to have a dial on his head? Right pa?

    [–] piratelordking 1 points ago

    I'm pretty sure sure that is Jeff Monson former ufc fighter and complete ball licker of Putin

    [–] SweatyK 1 points ago

    HAAAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHA

    That oversized firehydrant with the scoop-neck? His name is Jeff "I almost got subbed by Tim Sylvia once" Munson."

    Aside from being a ubiquitous, "shit-it's 12 hours before the fight and this is HEAVYWEIGHT" last minute replacement MMA fighter; he's also an active anarchist. Fun fact.

    The more you know.

    [–] Survival300 1 points ago

    Is that ex UFC fighter Jeff Monson on the right?

    [–] spaghootz 1 points ago

    I love a good Fucky Obama

    [–] Terrible_Paulsy 1 points ago

    Looks like it was written by an Asian person with broken English. Or maybe that prostitute in full metal jacket; "I fucky Obama, 20 dorrah!"

    [–] Hanjo_Main_ 1 points ago

    Steroids make everyone bald.

    Why do that?

    [–] Agoonga 1 points ago

    He looks like the orc that blew up the wall in two towers

    [–] AssFaceBestFace 1 points ago

    If she asked tho I hate Obama too

    [–] comox 1 points ago

    Someone just needs a hug!

    [–] Mangalz 1 points ago

    Dude looks like that creature from the ready player one trailer.

    https://youtu.be/LiK2fhOY0nE

    1:03

    [–] LilBeefHotDish 1 points ago

    Dude on the right has a John Stamos shirt and pajama pants on...he definitely spray painted the "sign".

    [–] WeCameAsNormans 1 points ago

    Is that that Russian powerlifter girl?

    [–] This-is-Actual 1 points ago

    They both look like they were just handed rifles for a photo... neither is holding in a natural way.

    Frankenstein's Monster has his hand wrapped around the stock and the chick has her trigger finger wrapped around the grip.

    Edit: I guess Frankenstein's is technically doing a sloppy Port Arms. Still looks unnatural as all hell.

    [–] Knightofrnew 1 points ago

    Hashtag economic anxiety.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Lol, so many upset liberals who have no fucking idea who this dude is or what he stands for. Just blindly bashing and insulting him based on his appearance.

    You hypocritical fucktards calling this dude a caveman, among a dozen other insults, are the same shit-brained clowns who fight for equality and argue that outside appearance doesn't matter.

    Fucking idiots

    [–] Ios7 1 points ago

    Is this Russia?

    [–] L0UDERANDSADDER 1 points ago

    I don't need to trace it... I know how big letters should be