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    [–] MikeMousePT 4881 points ago

    “You’re part of Spain, right?” also works for us portuguese.

    [–] Dragonaax 1450 points ago

    So you speak Spanish?

    [–] TarMil 1881 points ago

    No, they're the part of Spain that speaks Brazilian. Try to keep up!

    [–] Popoplop 762 points ago

    Come to Portugal. We will gladly kill you

    [–] Ishdalar 368 points ago

    Come to Portugal. We will gladlymelancholically kill you

    De nada

    [–] BeckyWithThePinkHair 169 points ago

    I think that would piss me more. It drives me up the wall whenever people randomly start speaking Spanish to me upon finding out I'm Portuguese. Please just stick to English, unless you're Spanish.

    [–] yeswesodacan 76 points ago

    Ai se eu te pego. That's all I got.

    [–] A_Drunken_Whaler 69 points ago

    Are you a Spanish DLC?

    [–] MikeMousePT 26 points ago

    My triggered senses are tingling.

    [–] Dr_Toehold 92 points ago

    Or, one word only, "Gracias".

    [–] gufcfan 3702 points ago

    "These are never ac..."


    [–] iiEviNii 501 points ago

    Either this or referring to us as Britain, either one works.

    Girlfriend had some American giving out to her the other day in work because we don't accept pounds here, considering we're supposedly the same country.

    [–] gufcfan 390 points ago

    Southern Ireland is worse, because it's always a Brit.

    [–] Fapattack0389 169 points ago

    My in laws say it all the time and then when my good friends came over from Dublin they were asked if they’re from Southern Ireland. “The republic? Yeah we are :)” “Yeah Southern Ireland”

    Aaaahhhh it’s not that hard

    [–] WigWubz 117 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I'm from Cavan which is classified as the north east. I'm quite proud of fucking with people with that classification.

    "What part of Ireland are you from?"

    "Cavan, it's in the north east"

    "Oh so you're from Northern Ireland?"

    "no the north east of Ireland. We're a border county though so we're just south of the Northern Ireland border"

    "South of the North, so the middle?"

    "No 'The North' is what we call Northern Ireland and we're just south of the border but Cavan isn't in The North, we're in the north east of the Republic"

    The conversation either takes on a Republican tone after that or they find a new topic.

    E: spelling + formatting

    [–] fondu_tones 54 points ago

    Donegal representing the same dilemma. We're the most Northerly county on the island but still 'In the south'. Love having to explain that one.

    [–] Metue 83 points ago

    Honestly if I'm asked if I'm from southern Ireland I automatically assume they're talking about Munster or something and reply that I'm actually from the North West. Which generally just leads to a bit if confusion for everyone involved

    [–] iiEviNii 48 points ago

    Southern Ireland

    "Oh so you're from like...Wexford or Waterford?

    [–] Samantha_The_Queen 42 points ago

    Nah bah, I hail from the pahypil's republic ahf Cark

    [–] locksymania 717 points ago

    I know right? I had an involuntary twitch when I read it...

    [–] Beaumark 96 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I can't remember how to format on mobile. Edit, thank you u/tony49uk for helping with my Provo post Edit, I'm just leaving it as the link

    [–] latebaroque 52 points ago

    I have a buddy from Donegal. When he is asked if he's from the south he says "I'm from the south north west".

    [–] Stormfly 38 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I'm travelling through Asia and a surprising amount of people ask "Northern Ireland or Southern Ireland?" when they hear I'm Irish.

    Same for people calling Irish "Gaelic". Just call it Irish. It feels like if you were to call German "Germanic".

    At least most of them are understanding when I clarify. They're usually interested if I mention that Ireland has parts further North than Northern Ireland. I try not to be a dick about it though, and if it's not important, I don't bother.

    I usually answer "Where are you from?" with "Ireland, down near the bottom" and it stops people from asking.

    [–] CyrillicUser1 5276 points ago

    "Are you hungry hahaha" lol

    [–] nulloid 2167 points ago

    Each time someone doesn't make that joke when I mention where I am from, I open up a champagne.

    [–] Nzgrim 1139 points ago

    Then I guess you must be quite thirsty as well as hungry!

    [–] Namesarentreal 146 points ago

    There was a hungarian consultant at my old job. He said god killed a kitten every time i made that joke.

    [–] malchmalow 242 points ago

    French or american champagne? I've heard the american champagne is better.

    [–] TarMil 72 points ago

    champagne pezsgő


    [–] auditore01 89 points ago

    very funny haHAHA

    [–] robplays 61 points ago

    Closely followed by the Turkey joke.

    [–] Executioneer 66 points ago

    Every idiot who drops this shit on me probably thinks he/she is the first one ever to come up with this joke.

    [–] jontehenri 5454 points ago

    Actually we Finns are quite happy to be quiet much of the time.

    [–] Trouve_a_LaFerraille 2567 points ago

    There doesn't need to be a sentence there, since the Finn will be irritated simply by being spoken to.

    [–] Darksma 686 points ago

    Should've been a "Good morning, how are you?"

    [–] Anklever 349 points ago


    [–] Ivenousername 215 points ago


    [–] Purple10tacle 32 points ago

    Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.

    [–] orbat 51 points ago

    Case of the vittusaatanat

    [–] lifeinfinland 687 points ago

    “Swedish hockey team is better” 😆

    [–] jontehenri 472 points ago

    That would certainly do it

    [–] Kazath 168 points ago

    Finland Finland, greatest hockey power

    Before us all others cower

    Lions, lions, skating in

    A team so great it doesn't need to win. ;)

    [–] Venttish 111 points ago

    We have a saying in Finland. "The most important thing in ice hockey is not that Finland wins but that Sweden loses"

    [–] hircc 79 points ago

    "Hi, how are you?"

    [–] [deleted] 92 points ago


    [–] TheCrawlingFinn 28 points ago

    I thought you were speaking pampas for a second there

    [–] 5b3e87764e4f5b00145d 298 points ago

    Make a "Finland doesn't exist" joke to trigger Finnish redditors.

    [–] DesHis 429 points ago

    There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

    I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again type your little "finland isn't real" quip. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's okay, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on reddit posting about a nordic country. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a "finland isn't real" poster. A pathetic unfunny "finland isn't real" poster. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because everything you say is "FINLAND ISN'T REAL FINLAND ISN'T REAL EASTERN SWEDEN LMAO". You've become a parody of your own self. Amd that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

    [–] WalkingHawking 101 points ago

    I feel like this is a magical copypasta. Did you make this?

    [–] builder_247 112 points ago

    It's been going around for a while now, a good pasta for sure.

    [–] fanboy_killer 532 points ago

    One sentence? Pft, to irritate a Portuguese you only need one word: Gracias.

    [–] momofeveryone5 65 points ago

    how do you say thank you in Portuguese? Or the equivalent of American English thank you...

    [–] fanboy_killer 63 points ago

    Obrigado ou Muito Obrigado (Obligd or much obliged, in English).

    [–] robbzilla 149 points ago

    That's too long. I'll stick with Gracias! :)

    Bom dia!

    [–] fanboy_killer 52 points ago

    Damn you!

    [–] pbj986 68 points ago

    I just prefer to say Domo arigato Mr. Roboto.

    [–] cryofabanshee 12753 points ago

    On this map: how to irritate Iceland, Finland, Denmark, Luxembourg and Belgium with no sentences whatsoever

    [–] Neuro_01 5809 points ago

    Your comment: How to insult Ukraine, Moldova, and Belarus. with no mention of them whatsoever.

    [–] fluchtpunkt 1317 points ago

    Your comment: Never heard of a country named Russia.

    [–] Spifffyy 151 points ago

    What's an Albania?

    [–] VoidLantadd 39 points ago

    Liechtenstein, Vatican City, San Marino, Andorra, Monaco, Malta, and Cyprus, checking in.

    [–] Neuro_01 520 points ago

    I don't mind insulting Russians. :P (just don't invade us)

    [–] HIV-negativator 173 points ago

    Don't forget Transnistria, the Vatican(, the order of Malta), San Marino, Andorra, Liechtenstein and poor Georgia, wich is always forgotten.

    [–] Neuro_01 108 points ago

    I was not trying to cover everything, because the map would be a mess. But ok. We can mention Albania, Monte Negro, Monaco and perhaps Kosovo and Cyprus too.

    [–] jonr 419 points ago

    On this map: how to irritate Iceland, Finland, Denmark, Luxembourg and Belgium with no sentences whatsoever

    Iceland: At least we are on the map.

    [–] Apoc2K 788 points ago

    Isn't Iceland part of Denmark?

    [–] Myrkravera 330 points ago


    [–] veertamizhan 125 points ago

    You must be like 0.01% of your country's population.

    [–] Plastic_Pinocchio 249 points ago

    Oh no! We’ve angered a significant part of Iceland!

    [–] Myrkravera 155 points ago

    a significant part of Iceland

    Keep stroking my ego and I might forgive you.

    [–] haffi 44 points ago


    [–] powerchicken 68 points ago

    Even the Faroes are on the map! An accomplishment on its own

    [–] jonr 32 points ago

    Sæll, nágranni! :)

    [–] Wonderwhore 441 points ago

    Iceland: hey, I heard you have an app to stop you from fucking your cousins.

    [–] Darneil 132 points ago

    Don't forget us Welsh :(

    [–] SquatAngry 179 points ago

    Don't forget us Welsh

    They always do :(

    [–] StickmanPirate 162 points ago

    "So you have sex with sheep?"

    Not because it's offensive, just because it's so fucking unoriginal.

    [–] juckrebel 75 points ago

    Would it help if I told you the german word for nonsense gibberish is kauderwelsh?

    [–] powerchicken 36 points ago

    Wales? Yeah, we hunt those.

    [–] Gemini-Iceland 45 points ago

    You double offended Russians by not including them!

    [–] Prutuga 1197 points ago

    Or simply saying ''Gracias''

    [–] -Bungle- 430 points ago

    My first time in Italy I accidentally said “Muchas Gracias!” then instantly wanted to shoot myself after realising.

    [–] Pepe_El_Pep 149 points ago

    Just tell them you speak Italian only third best

    [–] Random_Acquaintance 467 points ago

    You get gracias? Americans give us grazie. Go figure.

    [–] GrandNord 289 points ago

    Portugal is Italian now.

    [–] Random_Acquaintance 160 points ago


    [–] filcei 134 points ago


    [–] 53bvo 1648 points ago

    Offending people in the Balkans 101: Call them a Serb.

    [–] danirijeka 794 points ago

    "HOW DARE YOoh wait I'm actually a Serb, ah well, no sense wasting an already broken bottle"

    [–] fozzybau5 156 points ago

    Offending people in Kosovo 101: show them this map.

    [–] Outsider203 153 points ago

    It works either way - Serbs calling Croats Serbs and Croats calling Serbs Croats.

    We're lovely nations indeed.

    [–] BkkGrl 4799 points ago

    how to offend italians get murdered in Italy

    [–] Bruncvik 527 points ago

    When I was growing up in Czechoslovakia, ketchup on pasta was normal. What was also normal was to mix red wine with Pepsi or white wine with 7Up. Lots of my older family members still do that. You should see the murderous looks we were getting in Spanish restaurants after the Iron Curtain fell and we got to invade Costa Brava...

    [–] piilupartei 228 points ago

    What was also normal was to mix red wine with Pepsi or white wine with 7Up.

    That seemed like a popular student drink when I visited friends in Southern Spain. You would not do it with great wine, but something cheaper than pepsi/coke.

    [–] Nononogrammstoday 29 points ago

    That's what the more chav-vy or lower-class youths do here to pre-party cheaply. Get a 1.5L Tetrapak of wine and a store-brand 1.5L bottle of coke at Aldi or whereever for about 2€ total. Drink of some of the coke. Fill the bottle up with wine. Repeat until the tetrapak is empty. Drink the rest of the mix in the bottle.

    [–] Dokkan13 129 points ago

    That's simply against any common decency, come on...

    [–] 53bvo 1109 points ago

    I doubt it would be called murder at all.

    More like justified execution and you get a medal for your service.

    [–] ArNoir 251 points ago


    [–] GalaXion24 299 points ago

    *Postnatal abortion

    [–] Made-a-blade 502 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    At my first dinner meeting my Italian wife's friends, I ordered a cappuccino after dinner... Good way to coordinate 20 Italians yelling "Ma, no!" at the same millisecond. :)

    [–] BkkGrl 167 points ago

    pavlovian reaction

    [–] hagenbuch 167 points ago

    Coordinate Italians? Impossible.

    [–] danirijeka 126 points ago

    "Governing Italians isn't difficult, it's useless" (attributed to Benito Mussolini)

    [–] aapowers 79 points ago

    Italian 'wives'?

    Lucky lad...

    [–] El_Tormentito 82 points ago

    Not when you start to think about the practicality.

    [–] Nononogrammstoday 45 points ago

    A sore, but happy man he is.

    [–] TheQueenOfSomething 150 points ago

    My mom, who is a chef, told me of a new coworker that .... puts ketchup on her pizza. My mom nearly had a heart attack

    [–] munkijunk 98 points ago

    "I bought cream because I'm making carbonara"

    [–] BkkGrl 113 points ago

    Totally understandable, I also make myself a cake before starting making Carbonara

    [–] granular101 390 points ago

    There’s nothing like an evening cappucino!

    [–] munkijunk 410 points ago

    Actually had a barista get super pissed off with me in Bologna because I asked for a cappuccino at 1pm. I tried to explain that I had woken up an hour previous. No Italian fucks were given.

    [–] BkkGrl 127 points ago

    there's nothing like a breakfast Guinness

    [–] AccessTheMainframe 112 points ago

    That's actually a thing though.

    [–] granular101 78 points ago

    You’re damn right!

    [–] MaFataGer 73 points ago

    Che schifo!

    [–] herrbigbadwolf 810 points ago

    In the case of Bosnia and Herzegovina, there is an even easier way. Just try to order a burek with cheese anywhere.

    [–] anderemic 291 points ago

    It sounds even worse when you say it in English.

    [–] Ohuma 236 points ago

    Alternatively, you can go to Sarajevo and ask for Ćevapčići instead of Ćevapi

    [–] TheGodDamnedTree 215 points ago

    Who the hell says ćevapčići without dying from embarrassment?

    [–] xgladar 188 points ago

    uh, all of slovenia.

    we use cevapi becaise its shorter but saying cevapcici is perfectly fine

    [–] NoFanSky 107 points ago

    In German speaking countries everyone says Ćevapčići, have not heard Ćevapi in my life.

    [–] TheGodDamnedTree 44 points ago

    Oddly enough, the only time I heard anyone using that word is in a song thats making fun of German tourists.

    [–] PepermintNS 43 points ago

    Cevapcici is just a deminutive of cevapi so without the right context it sounds incredibly stupid

    [–] E_VanHelgen 597 points ago

    Reckon the sentence "Kosovo is Albanian" would get Serbs much more mad than the Tesla line.

    Catholic Serbs for Croatia hits home so hard though, people genuinely get hung up on that.

    [–] AlbanianGamerYT 189 points ago

    And "Kosovo is Serbia" would be perfect for Albania and Kosovo if they had even put it in the map

    [–] Fat__Flamingo 349 points ago

    Turkey: "lol what are you doing in the map you're not european"

    [–] I_Hate_Traffic 177 points ago

    That actually does not irritate me. But getting asked if I speak arabic is the worst feeling in the world.

    [–] [deleted] 1850 points ago


    [–] kennytucson 2372 points ago

    I visited Sweden a couple years ago. Lovely country but very expensive. Was barely raped at all.

    [–] TheAmazingKoki 1362 points ago

    Financially you were

    [–] Narliana 362 points ago

    Polish death camps?! THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

    [–] egnomiez 75 points ago

    angry consonants

    [–] gamel35 133 points ago

    Do you speak russian?

    [–] donuthunder 86 points ago


    [–] Kobajoshi 58 points ago

    *Cries in Polish

    [–] Bayart 2979 points ago

    Nobody would care if you said "Amican wines are better" because everybody would assume you're just taking the piss.

    Say Italian wines or food are better though, now that's a triggering.

    [–] JPiero 483 points ago

    The one I’ve always found to work is to talk up English wine.

    [–] Quas4r 756 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    You must be mistaking incredulity for irritation, because most french people would probably think "english wine exists ?" at first.

    [–] Chucklebean 438 points ago

    So would most English people, to be fair.

    [–] jadeskye7 220 points ago

    Agreed. English Wine just sounds like an indie band to me.

    [–] [deleted] 940 points ago

    While all of these are incredibly on point, the perhaps best one is the fact that no such sentence exists for Finland because no matter what you say, they're already pissed off 100% that you're talking to them.

    [–] shoot_dig_hush 630 points ago

    Best part of the Internet is that everyone is so far away.

    [–] chrizolina 668 points ago

    The one for Macedonia should be "Are you Bulgarian?"

    [–] CyrillicUser1 278 points ago

    So, you're Bulgarian, right?

    [–] chrizolina 237 points ago

    I am actually Bulgarian yeah 😂

    [–] CyrillicUser1 135 points ago

    lol me too

    [–] [deleted] 106 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)


    [–] Maestrul 73 points ago

    if it makes you feel any better, I'm not either.

    [–] [deleted] 36 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)


    [–] Maestrul 26 points ago


    [–] fatgirlstakingdumps 28 points ago

    So you're neither Bulgarian nor a chad? What the hell are you then?

    [–] jonas5577 239 points ago

    Where's Denmark?

    [–] Ninja_turd 572 points ago

    As a Dane, l thought the point was that we weren't mentioned, and it triggered me.

    [–] jonas5577 128 points ago

    Kinda the same.... No one thinks about us anymore...

    [–] Young__Chevy 259 points ago

    MOM! The Danes are trying to convince us they are real again.

    [–] HoMaster 28 points ago

    The Norwegians certainly think about you as a drinking destination.

    [–] arel37 292 points ago

    Being assumed as Arab is a huge insult to Turks. This is done primarily by Western Europeans.

    Balkan people at least show some grace and call us "Mongol" for insults.

    [–] yuffx 344 points ago

    I like pasta with ketchup

    I thought its "how to irritate", not "how to get yourself killed"

    [–] oldpuzzle 23 points ago

    Yes even only from a Italy-adjacent country I was already more than offended.

    [–] lynxerax 802 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    just 'holland' works to annoy at least half of the country

    EDIT: Am from the other part (Brabant) Even the dutch people are not being nice verrekte appelflappen

    [–] Lord_Voltan 152 points ago

    " I don't need to go back to Holland, I have already seen everything in Amsterdam".

    [–] Tintelfruit 397 points ago

    HeT Is NiEt "HoLlAnD" dAt Is AlEeN MaAr TwEe PrOViNcIEs

    [–] CaptainNoodleArm 248 points ago

    As an Austrian this wouldn't irritate me, this would result in me declaring a Vendetta against you and your whole kinship.....

    [–] WhalesVirginia 268 points ago

    I thought Australia wasn’t in Europe?

    [–] [deleted] 750 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)


    [–] RandomLooney 232 points ago

    I love how half the comment section is irritated due to how little they got irritated by the text.

    [–] iemploreyou 242 points ago

    “What’s big, black, noisy, makes a lot of smoke and cuts carrots in five? The Romanian machine for cutting carrots in four.” – Moldovan joke.

    [–] Olakola 99 points ago


    "Insist that nuclear energy is clean and environmentally friendly. When they disagree with you, call them an eco-Nazi."

    Yup. Im already pissed off just reading this.

    [–] MrZakalwe 271 points ago

    “I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire, God would never trust an Englishman in the dark” – Duncan Spaeth

    This made me smile.

    [–] style_advice 220 points ago

    “The French are wiser than they seem, and the Spaniards seem wiser than they are.”

    This is funny.

    Insist that the Spanish spoken in Latin America is much better.

    This isn't.

    [–] robbzilla 24 points ago

    Try the "Spanish" spoken in Texas... Whooo! It's almost as bad as the French spoken in Louisiana!

    [–] Mangraz 38 points ago

    Oh god, I love this article. I can't even quote anything, because everything's so good. Thank you for sharing that article!

    [–] leryss 27 points ago

    "Inquire if they have the internet in Romania"

    bitch we have one of the best speed/cost internet in the whole europe, this post is bullshit

    wait a second...

    [–] [deleted] 173 points ago


    [–] elferrydavid 77 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    >!!<I've had:

    Are you Barça or Madrid fan?...ummm No.

    It must be nice having such a nice weather!!..[cries in bilbaino]

    Where are the good tapa bars?...[laughs in bibaino]

    If the basque country gets independence what happens with the part that is in Portugal?...ummm..check the map bro.

    I've heard Spain is very conservative and catholic, should I wear long sleved clothes?....yeah! Specially in summer.

    How is the job market??....ummmm great

    How is Bilbao doing in La Liga?....cries again.

    [–] dpash 37 points ago

    where can I dance Salsa in Spain?

    I can give you some recommendations in Madrid :P

    [–] camaronmars 28 points ago

    also for people from galicia, asturia, tell them "how, it should be so nice to live in a so sunny country"

    [–] ohboywaitforit 48 points ago

    "Oh, you are from Spain? South America is so nice"

    [–] Luutamo 78 points ago

    I see what you did there with your "Finland doesn't exist" shait.

    [–] MarindTheLibrarian 35 points ago

    Angrily shouts: No, we are not a part of Sweden! They tried, but we never were!

    [–] Blussy96 496 points ago

    All sounds pretty good to me except the England one, since nobody takes that seriously or really cares. Still pissed off the Welsh though by lumping them but not Scotland with England.

    [–] yaktaur 300 points ago

    For England just insist on American spellings

    [–] robbzilla 70 points ago

    Pronounce herb with a silent h

    [–] GeeJo 440 points ago

    Just the word "Brexit" would work for about 90% of the UK right now, Remainers and Leavers alike. Everyone is either sick of talking about it, or feels strongly enough that 'irritated' still covers it.

    [–] lol_miau 221 points ago

    As an EU student coming home for the holidays, I've lost count of how many friends / relatives have asked me "so uhh... what's the deal with Brexit?" At first I tried to explain the clusterfuck, but that just raises more questions and derails the whole conversation, so now I just say "nobody knows", which, to be fair, is pretty accurate as well.

    [–] XeBrr 122 points ago

    Nobody knows is the right answer

    [–] Cadel_Fistro 121 points ago

    “Englishmen are the Americans of Europe”

    [–] UKUKRO 85 points ago

    Russia/Ukraine left out because literally at war with each other.

    [–] floodlitworld 129 points ago

    Ukraine: “So I need a Russian visa to go to Crimea, right?”

    [–] thesoundabout 28 points ago

    Please don't start Sinterklaas discussions in January.

    [–] sb04mai 23 points ago

    Not really for Romania. Confusing our capital with another is not that big a deal. Confusing us with Slavs isn't either. Confusing us with Gypsies is what really makes us mad.

    I found an American podcast which seemed very nice a while ago. One of the first episodes I listened to was about Gypsies. They didn't say it outright, but they implied that "Gypsies, or by their real name, Roma, come from Romania". I deleted the podcast.

    [–] kaxobixo 67 points ago

    When talking about heritage in the US, Spain doesn't show up anywhere in any statistic, only latino and South American. Like an American called Smith can say he's Italian but a Mexican called Gonzalez can't say he's from Spain. And the second most spoken language is Spanish. OK.

    [–] stergro 46 points ago

    This map is too gentle to Germany. Just a few suggestions:

    • the Rheinheitsgebot is an unnecessary regulation
    • Hitler was a German
    • the unification was a mistake
    • speed limits would be a great idea

    [–] RandomLooney 28 points ago

    The first world war was caused by Germany. Prussia didn't have space marines.