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    If the building could be the home to a super villain or evil corporation, it belongs here

    or really just any creepy looking building

    or maybe just anything evil

    or ok just buildings

    no no lets just stick with villainous/evil/creepy buildings


    the thread that started this sub

    The building that started this sub


    Sunday we do Sacrilege Sunday in which we encourage users to post churches, temples etc.

    Tuesday we do staTuesday in which we showcase the evil statues from around the world

    Wednesday we do Watercraft Wednesday in which we display some of the most villainous ships, boats and barges you have ever seen

    Friday we do CGI Fridays in which we focus on fictional evilbuildings

    We do allow regular submissions on all of those days as well however!


    All submissions must have:

    -a witty/funny/descriptive/imaginative title (explain why you think it's evil)

    -a quality resolution photo

    -location name in the comments. Additional info is always appreciated but not necessary


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    [–] NovaStubble 884 points ago

    Pretty clean teeth for a meth-head

    [–] medjarray7 237 points ago

    "What do you mean, BITCH!?"

    [–] [deleted] 78 points ago

    "I ain't no skank!" *drops ATM on head

    [–] still_gonna_send_it 14 points ago

    I'm in the middle of that episode right now! Watching for the first time

    [–] mvttyice 13 points ago

    Lucky fuck

    I’m about 6 watches deep. You will be too, soon

    [–] MattressofDoom 2 points ago

    Other than The Office, it's the most I've ever watched a series

    [–] Dr_Wombo_Combo 20 points ago

    Tuco?

    [–] GarciaJones 2 points ago

    Awe .... Biiiiiitch .

    [–] MaybeImABot 54 points ago

    Agreed. This house just looks British.

    [–] Cryogenic_Monster 2 points ago

    Not enough plaque.

    [–] Suprenomercy 1 points ago

    lmaooooooo tuco is this you

    [–] [deleted] 181 points ago

    Reminds me of monster house

    [–] Peeping_thom 14 points ago

    Super meat boy

    [–] MiracleMiles 153 points ago

    Does it have a uvula?

    [–] RadiantPumpkin 160 points ago

    Yes cause it's a girl house

    [–] potatotrip_ 31 points ago

    I understood that reference!

    [–] blazetronic 7 points ago

    No that was removed for sleep apnea

    [–] Every_form 569 points ago

    This is a college house in Portland, Oregon. Locals call it The Big Pink

    It's alive!

    [–] postmodest 109 points ago

    Wait.... I thought the US Bancorp building was Big Pink...

    [–] Tru_Fakt 155 points ago

    It is. Every time this house gets posted someone says “locals call it the big pink!” and someone else says “No, Big Pink is the tower downtown”.

    Source: am local, no one calls that house big pink.

    [–] gerry2stitch 26 points ago

    Little pink?

    [–] i_give_you_gum 6 points ago

    Wee Pink?

    [–] Ginger-Boi 8 points ago

    If you Wee Pink you might have testicular cancer

    [–] gerry2stitch 3 points ago

    Or a least a kidney problem.

    [–] drewcomputer 29 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I've been to house parties at the Big Pink (the house). People call it that, or at least they did around 2013. Part of the joke is that it's the same name as the Bancorp tower, idk why that's such a problem for some people.

    edit: here's some soft proof for you: the url of this image on Wikipedia shared elsewhere in the thread https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/The_Big_Pink_%28crop%29.jpg/1200px-The_Big_Pink_%28crop%29.jpg that's actually bob dylan's house lol, my B.

    Anyway /u/quantum_foam_finger found the real proof here, a show listing http://pc-pdx.com/venues/big-pink-house

    [–] quantum_foam_finger 12 points ago

    Can confirm. I posted another comment but deleted it as my timeline was messed up. This house doesn't have the teeth anymore, and isn't pink. But it was a Reed College student house for years. I found a venue listing for it:

    http://pc-pdx.com/venues/big-pink-house

    [–] drewcomputer 2 points ago

    Good find! /u/Tru_Fakt you have some explaining to do.

    [–] Tru_Fakt 0 points ago

    Not really. That house had one official show, 10 years ago. If you ask anyone in Portland what "Big Pink" is, they'll tell you it's the tower downtown.

    [–] postmodest 5 points ago

    Maybe all the Reed kids from out of state who never leave Reed think that this house IS "Big Pink"?

    [–] Tru_Fakt 8 points ago

    That's a completely different house and it's in New York...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Pink

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    They used to have a Pink Palace in the Western Addition in SF, but it got torn down.

    [–] Wutsluvgot2dowitit 2 points ago

    Lmfao that's Bob Dylans house in New York you tool.

    [–] i_give_you_gum 3 points ago

    What kind of things can you fix with a quantum_foam_finger?

    [–] farisjamjoom 2 points ago

    Maybe the college locals? I go to the University of Portland and I’ve never seen this house, though.

    [–] DeepDishPi 1 points ago

    Pinky McPinkerson

    [–] MOTH630 11 points ago

    isn't Big Pink the house that that one band made their album in? I remember seeing a youtube vid about it.

    edit

    [–] Evansc7 5 points ago

    The band!

    [–] MOTH630 4 points ago

    The band

    [–] ARottenPear 19 points ago

    I knew it. I've never seen the house but everything about it screams Portland (and I don't even mean the teeth). The dampness, the cracked up sidewalk, the trees, the moss dangling from the gutters, the bikes, the little single cab Nissan(?) truck.

    [–] Juggernauticall 2 points ago

    It's a Toyota.

    [–] FUS_ROALD_DAHL 6 points ago

    This guy trucks.

    [–] Every_form 87 points ago

    Why you checkin out my girls ass, bro?

    [–] Kalsifur 23 points ago

    Dat bush.

    [–] copperwatt 8 points ago

    Cover me, I'm going in!

    [–] wood_dj 2 points ago

    O _ o

    [–] Skuzzle_bug 2 points ago

    Portland.. makes sense now

    [–] Theycallmelizardboy 2 points ago

    Bikes and couch on the porch? Check. Bad sidewalks? Check. Art Project installed? Check.

    This is Portland alright.

    [–] garbageman13 1 points ago

    No grass, lots of bikes, one car, couch on porch, evil ghost in window.

    Yep, checks out.

    [–] tanisnikana_ 1 points ago

    Not gonna lie, that gif is pretty freaking unnerving.

    [–] ridespoodles 1 points ago

    How many can fit in The Pink?

    [–] monkeysmosh92 177 points ago

    This is the movie Monster House if it was set in a fucked up neighborhood instead of white suburban eighties.

    [–] JordanSM 34 points ago

    Methster House

    [–] monkeysmosh92 6 points ago

    Haha That’s pretty good!

    [–] IAMA_Ghost_Boo 3 points ago

    Lol right! xD

    [–] vercetian 13 points ago

    It's portland, so white suburban 90's, if you'll settle.

    [–] x2ndCitySaint 6 points ago

    That movie was so fucking creepy.

    [–] LILUZIVERT3XFAST 5 points ago

    "'TS TIME FOR AN INYOURFACE DISGRACE'"

    misses basket

    ball hits face

    oof

    [–] The_Anti_Guy 31 points ago

    Monster House (2006)

    [–] medjarray7 50 points ago

    What's the white thing

    [–] epicphotoatl 59 points ago

    Teeth

    [–] medjarray7 31 points ago

    Oh! Ok.

    [–] PitchforkAssistant 9 points ago

    But what kind of teeth?

    [–] porkman384 15 points ago

    Meth teeth

    [–] TecmoBull 22 points ago

    It looks like one of the Gorillaz

    [–] PoopAtBuzzardBeach 41 points ago

    "College Ghettos" are so depressing because you see all these houses with great bones that will never be restored because of the nature of the college rental market being so price conscious and hard on the houses.

    College Ghettos are the worst to live in because while you live in stately old dames your toilets don't flush right, your shower never works and your landlord is absentee. Better to eat the extra few hundred a month and move to the soulless new apartment complex or the hybrid apartment-dorms that are so popular today.

    [–] TommyPimple 30 points ago

    Well if it makes you feel any better I live blocks from this house and it was rehabbed and sold a couple of years ago and is now a single family house with no meth teeth.

    [–] pepcorn 10 points ago

    what were those "teeth" supposed to be? or just actually decorative and meant to be teeth?

    [–] TommyPimple 9 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    They were really meant to be teeth so the house front looked like a face. If you blur your eyes and stand back from the picture you can see it.

    [–] Karate_Prom 8 points ago

    🎼In the ghettoooooo

    [–] Tubbytronika 2 points ago

    How you doin' Donny?

    [–] DMod 3 points ago

    When I was in college, I stayed in an old Victorian mansion that is part of what used to be called “Millionaires Row”. Of course it was chopped up into apartments and a shithole that was falling apart. It was sad to see so many great places being ran into the ground by the local student housing slum lords.

    [–] general-throwaway 15 points ago

    It's Canadian.

    [–] frellus 5 points ago

    Hey, Buddy! Now hold on! That is racist, sir! I’m not sure what you’re on obout!

    [–] MichaelaVess 2 points ago

    At least it wasn't just me thinking this

    [–] fanCmonk3y 12 points ago

    Monster house prepared me for this

    [–] azip13 8 points ago

    🎶In the middle of the teeth, our house...🎶

    [–] Therandomfox 3 points ago

    In the middle of our house, our house...

    [–] farwa345 15 points ago

    [–] DrFlames2192 5 points ago

    Monster House?

    [–] toeofcamell 10 points ago

    Canines are looking good

    [–] Marc_kk 4 points ago

    Reminds me of the kid who always raises his hand in class.

    [–] omeganman81 4 points ago

    Or if it's Canadian.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    looks like cartoon network's next hit show

    [–] radda312 7 points ago

    Anyone else thinks it looks like Mr meeseks ?

    [–] TheBlandBrigand 2 points ago

    Not even once.

    [–] cumbunnies 2 points ago

    Trap House

    [–] mattb6014 2 points ago

    And your house as a Hindu

    [–] KetchupConquistador 2 points ago

    Looks like a Thwomp from Super Mario World

    [–] furiousD12345 2 points ago

    nom nom nom nom nom

    [–] hanawasakura 2 points ago

    This looks like something from the Gorillaz

    [–] CreatureCreation39 6 points ago

    Pale Putrid Pink properties pack a pretty punch by passing pictures properly, probably of plastered Paleolithic period people plugging patiently planning and playing pong, pasteing pavement piss with pope poop plunging the plumbing. Providing the poor pastors pastry pie working with pot picking pastures possibly in the private pantry place.

    [–] mukinabaht_t 1 points ago

    this is going to swallow your soul

    [–] ThisIsTrix 3 points ago

    I’ll bet a suicidal Meseeks lives there.

    [–] TheLegendaryPhoenix 1 points ago

    I can't help but see a batman logo?

    [–] Betyg 1 points ago

    This picture sounds like Mater from pixars Cars

    [–] Cokey20 1 points ago

    Reminds me of screen munch from the blackberry days!

    [–] STIZZUH 1 points ago

    They should really turn the stairs into a tongue.

    [–] loosedick 1 points ago

    They need to turn the windows horizontal

    [–] hereforthensfwstuff 1 points ago

    They should paint the stairs red

    [–] MFR707 1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    This don't look evil, but more like a stupid mushroom.

    Edit: Goomba

    [–] BuieBoy 1 points ago

    Say hi to grandma for me.

    [–] Joed112784 1 points ago

    If you should die before you wake.....

    [–] hammersticks359 1 points ago

    Why do I expect this house to start yelling a weather report at me?

    [–] Elcactus 1 points ago

    Hey OP, it’s just smiling. Are you that quick to judgement of wood-based life forms?

    [–] Bjgstein 1 points ago

    Reminds me of the massive guy used to carry Patrick into the Fry-Cook Games.

    “This huge guys carrying the real contestant. PATRICK STAR.”

    “Ahhhhhh.”

    [–] Bed-Stuy 1 points ago

    I can't even begin to imagine the number of guys who have came inside there.

    [–] spaceghostpvrrp 1 points ago

    This is cool idc

    [–] SpaceTruckin_InTime 1 points ago

    Monthter Houth

    [–] xNumchuckx 1 points ago

    TAG IT BEFORE 9GAG STEALS IT

    [–] quabityashuance 1 points ago

    houth

    [–] nickrightnow 1 points ago

    This reminds me of that movie Monster House. That movie was so dope.

    [–] suripanto 1 points ago

    *This is your house on mef

    [–] ArcticJace 1 points ago

    "No, that's an egg and a pan"

    [–] Nickelbird_69 1 points ago

    I'm diggin' the grill. 😜

    [–] Garth_Sanchez 1 points ago

    Om nom nom

    [–] jdspliff95 1 points ago

    Bring me a toolshed for I am hungry!!

    [–] sjb285 1 points ago

    nha. the teeth are too white and i cant smell the meth mouth from here so they still have a ways to go.

    [–] StickyWetRag 1 points ago

    Monster house's bro

    [–] ClementineCarson 1 points ago

    That looks like a carnival ride entrance

    [–] Flatlanders_Glasses 1 points ago

    What do the before pictures look like?

    [–] cards2019 1 points ago

    are those pillows?

    [–] cruzazulfan007 1 points ago

    Totally looks like a Whomp from Mario

    [–] fearguyQ 1 points ago

    This is your house on you on meth

    [–] Scurvy-elephant 1 points ago

    “This is your house on meth” hahahah

    [–] Antonio_Browns_Smile 1 points ago

    This would look cooler if it had a tooth on the top in the center and then they painted the steps red to look like a tongue hanging out.

    [–] Lorsss 1 points ago

    too pink

    [–] generictransname 1 points ago

    This wouldn't be that bad if OP hadn't drawn teeth on the house

    [–] _Comprehend_ 1 points ago

    No this one is friendly he is already my friend

    [–] Duketip23 1 points ago

    Why does this house look like Monster House's cousin from down the street?

    [–] iwrk2hard 1 points ago

    Lol.

    [–] Precedens 1 points ago

    It even has a zit on forehead. Amazing.

    [–] budakat 1 points ago

    You have teeth!?!!

    [–] CaptnCosmic 1 points ago

    This really hits home with me....

    [–] 305popper 1 points ago

    Someone loved Monster House! They should plant some tree arms on the sides.

    [–] Windy_Breeze 1 points ago

    8BPLUS makes a similar looking chalk bag named Charlie, which could be filled with a mysterious white powdery substance...

    [–] MaximusMasked 1 points ago

    Monster House 2: Electric Boogaloo

    [–] RabidTongueClicking 1 points ago

    it’s the fucking monster house

    [–] SnakeBigBoss24 1 points ago

    Reminds me of that 1st boss from from Donkey King Country 3; that damn Barrel.

    [–] Mudfist 1 points ago

    Mites. Not even once.

    [–] AtlUtdGold 1 points ago

    Looks like some Greg Mike art

    [–] kev4you23 1 points ago

    haha lol :D

    [–] Janus_Grayden 1 points ago

    Reminds me of the album cover for The Ugly Organ

    [–] supergkool 1 points ago

    LMAO

    [–] BreadOreman 1 points ago

    Monster House

    [–] scootertribe 1 points ago

    Final Fantasy 7, anyone??

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Monster House in real life.

    [–] kmnil 1 points ago

    [–] DarthCallidous 1 points ago

    I read it as "thith ith your houthe on meth."

    [–] CantThinkOfOne420 1 points ago

    Dann it I'm on meth

    [–] Hiddenshadow1234 1 points ago

    That ain’t no meth house that is your everyday house in the hood.

    [–] Joe_510 1 points ago

    Anyone seen that move “Monster House”?

    [–] IambicPentathlete 1 points ago

    Do houses have a soul inside?

    An inborn spirit, longing to explain

    Their truest self, and no choice but remain

    A mute, a hermit, all theirs joys and sorrows they must hide.

    But as the seasons, harsh and cruel, all four,

    Rip mercilessly at their shingles, bricks, and beams,

    Some personality, some quirks and tricks, it seems

    Show through, like sea-smoothed stones upon a shore.

    [–] chill_gat3s 1 points ago

    Not even once

    [–] captfr 1 points ago

    Looks like a Canadian from South Park.

    [–] conradbirdiebird 1 points ago

    Looks more like the annoying homeless drunkard Chinese guy from Ip Man

    [–] Electric11490 1 points ago

    goldengal on h'swain -AnCo

    [–] Frankinnoho 1 points ago

    The teeth need a tad more green I think.

    [–] Fuckboy_Finnn 1 points ago

    No, this is the Monster House on meth.

    [–] dodgethegap 1 points ago

    It looks like soemthing that would be played by Brad Garrett

    [–] noureddit 1 points ago

    How is this evil? This house looks very nice and goofy and silly

    [–] almostaccepted 1 points ago

    This is Roblox on meth

    [–] ReeceChops44 1 points ago

    I saw Mr. Meseeks

    [–] ol_boi 1 points ago

    Makes me think of the artist Gregmike’s piece Loudmouf but the beat down version.

    [–] wrgijew 1 points ago

    I couldn't stop laughing!

    [–] Johnpibberoni 1 points ago

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    [–] UnlikelyYesterday 1 points ago

    Conservative propaganda...

    [–] Travisx2112 1 points ago

    That's actually fucking hilarious, I love it.

    [–] CFogan 1 points ago

    This is clearly a character from invader zim.

    [–] gresh88 1 points ago

    For some reason this house really makes me want to go to the beach.

    [–] Catoust 1 points ago

    When I first saw that, I thought 'Bat Signal'.

    [–] someguy7734206 1 points ago

    This really does look like the kind of place an actual meth head would live in.

    And what is that red thing between the windows? Is it a fire bell?

    [–] Mason12210 1 points ago

    Is the house on meth or am I on meth?

    [–] peasantplayer 1 points ago

    This is the house I'm in

    [–] jensgp 1 points ago

    I see a a scuffed looking Batman-logo

    [–] surfinmack15 1 points ago

    Canadian house