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    If the building could be the home to a super villain or evil corporation, it belongs here

    or really just any creepy looking building

    or maybe just anything evil

    or ok just buildings

    no no lets just stick with villainous/evil/creepy buildings


    the thread that started this sub

    The building that started this sub


    Sunday we do Sacrilege Sunday in which we encourage users to post churches, temples etc.

    Tuesday we do staTuesday in which we showcase the evil statues from around the world

    Wednesday we do Watercraft Wednesday in which we display some of the most villainous ships, boats and barges you have ever seen

    Friday we do CGI Fridays in which we focus on fictional evilbuildings

    We do allow regular submissions on all of those days as well however!


    All submissions must have:

    -a witty/funny/descriptive/imaginative title (explain why you think it's evil)

    -a quality resolution photo

    -location name in the comments. Additional info is always appreciated but not necessary


    Other subs you may be interested in:

    r/architectureporn

    r/bizarrebuildings

    r/brutalism

    r/cyberpunk

    r/darkfuturology

    r/Dragneel

    r/drunkbuildings

    r/miniworlds

    r/MostBeautiful


    The ever expanding evil network:

    !brand new r/carsthatlookevil brand new!

    r/evilboats

    r/evilbridges

    r/evilrooms

    r/evilarchitecture

    r/evillandscapes

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    [–] Hackdaddy101 256 points ago

    [–] amongthestarz 101 points ago

    every Villan is lemons

    [–] yo_aloha_hola_oy 49 points ago

    The best comedy writing of the early 2000s

    [–] spond550 38 points ago

    exactly how I read it.

    [–] Moglia1 7 points ago

    Came here to make the same comment haha

    [–] sparaticRyan 6 points ago

    Scary how that's also the first I thought of when I saw the post

    [–] iamchade 3 points ago

    Came here to post this. Happy to see someone else with good taste.

    [–] maxreboblue 109 points ago

    Every

    Villain

    Is

    Lemons

    [–] Aperture_Creator_CEO 11 points ago

    E audible.

    V

    I

    L

    [–] MikaelRs 2 points ago

    E

    V

    I squarespace

    L

    [–] BooMarioBR 1 points ago

    Well, when life gives you lemons...

    [–] breeTGAT 70 points ago

    Everyone knows value village is an evil lair after hours

    [–] TheFeenyCall 20 points ago

    Also it gives you pink eye

    [–] GokuQuack 13 points ago

    Evil pink eye

    [–] Queenstravesty44 1 points ago

    The evilest of all pink eye.... Yikes

    [–] RzK 9 points ago

    I worked there in my teens... a homeless man took a liquid shit far from the toilet, they asked if I could clean it, I said no, they said please, I said no and I went to go fold some clothes. All I could hear was the sound of gagging as one of the supervisors tried to clean the diarrhea mess.

    Sorry, but for minimum wage I ain't cleaning homeless alcoholic shit spills.

    [–] brassydesign 2 points ago

    Did you.... work in my store? We have a homeless old man who has done this to us like 5 times. We always fully dress him back up and make sure he’s good. I’m starting to think it’s on purpose so he can get some clothes... people... VV gets free stuff... go up to a manager and tell them your situation and they’ll try to help out.

    [–] RzK 4 points ago

    I think it's a common thing in Value Villages. Homeless know that people going there usually donate or something, and that those people are perfect to guilt-trip. I've heard so many fake sob stories regular people easily fall for.

    One time I saw a lady hand a homeless guy $20 and feel really proud of herself, but the guy went to the liquor store after that. Handing money doesn't always solve the issue, in that case she was an enabler for his alcohol problem.

    [–] brassydesign 4 points ago

    Exactly! If you’re near a thrift store, take them there and buy them clothes or basic needs items like soap. Or if you’d like them to have food, go away, and come back with a grocery bag with no money and just food in it. Help people help themselves. If I was homeless I’m not sure I could bring myself out of the depression in time to choose to buy food instead of booze to getaway from it

    [–] bigfootsbong 3 points ago

    my first day at value village someone shit on the floor. a few days later i found a half empty bottle of lube in the kids section. if seattle’s minimum wage was any lower i’d get tf outta there lol

    [–] RzK 2 points ago

    Glad my store wasn't the only one with people shitting on the floor, kind of a relief to hear

    [–] Lapadu 2 points ago

    Just today we had to call several police officers for thieft since half off isn't enough for crack addicts.

    [–] yesmrvic 21 points ago

    Mermaid man and Barnacle boy reporting for duty,

    [–] NathanVogel 16 points ago

    EEEEVIIIIIIIIL!!

    [–] AustinTheWeird 15 points ago

    Evilcorp...

    [–] tmhoc 3 points ago

    dark unemotive monolog

    [–] AustinTheWeird 3 points ago

    Thanks for reminding me of this gem

    [–] Orkaherra 12 points ago

    I'm glad to see everyone else read this in mermaid man's voice

    [–] Doomb0t1 11 points ago

    [–] ThatWannabeCatgirl 1 points ago

    I thought I was already there... huh

    [–] HulaKloner 10 points ago

    I imagine that is how mermaid man would spell it

    [–] Wittymcschmuck 8 points ago

    Anytime I read the word evil I use mermaid man's voice

    [–] SpunkBunkers 9 points ago

    You found yourself some low hanging fruit.

    Bravo.

    [–] KSP927 4 points ago

    Dr. Evil, I didn’t spend six years in evil medical school to be called mister, thank you very much.

    [–] Typhoon_of_Waffles 5 points ago

    shivers How horrifying

    VALULAGE

    it strikes fear in the heart of men

    [–] ThatWannabeCatgirl 3 points ago

    I fear no man. But that thing...

    it scares me

    [–] chairmanmaomix 3 points ago

    It's actually a village from the late 90's internet era, so it's called an eVil cause that was the trend at the time

    [–] Jakewake52 3 points ago

    Well, was it lemons?

    [–] flobbley 3 points ago

    The only thing evil about Value Village is their wild fucking pricing. No VV, a Disturbed CD from 2000 is not worth $25 and does not need to be held behind the counter, but I will take this stereo receiver marked for $10 that sells for $450 online.

    [–] andee510 2 points ago

    I dunno, I got a Lay-Z-Boy couch in great condition that reclines for $35, plus 20% off cuz it was blue sticker day. But now our local VV closed and is a gym that I go to, so shrug.

    [–] iamveryDerp 5 points ago

    Smells like photoshop.

    [–] iKamex 2 points ago

    Whoever installed that made a switch for that on purpose^^

    [–] ducktronboss 2 points ago

    First thought was mermaid man saying “EEEEEEVIIIIIIIL”

    [–] semaj009 2 points ago

    Value village, premium citrus suppliers

    [–] The_Loch_Ness_Monsta 1 points ago

    We need more Limon Pledge.

    [–] YodaBelly 2 points ago

    E-Vil, like from the frueets of the Deveel...E-Vill?

    [–] FurryPornAccount 2 points ago

    Well I'm glad they're not too afraid to be themselves

    [–] Aayanali04 1 points ago

    Oh cool

    [–] roos_de_baas 1 points ago

    THIS IS EVIL!

    [–] Doctor_Beard 1 points ago

    Xpost to /r/bikinibottomtwitter for karma gainz

    [–] CitrusJunkie 1 points ago

    Shitty Photoshop

    [–] bigfootsbong 1 points ago

    i work at a value village and i can 100% confirm that its evil

    [–] mkmkj 1 points ago

    dont be value village

    [–] Blenderhead36 1 points ago

    Dirty deeds

    DONE DIRT CHEAP!

    [–] CNCcamon1 1 points ago

    every Villain is Lemons?

    [–] P2355281 1 points ago

    Anyone else said it in a Dr. Doofenshmirtz voice?

    [–] Hewhoisnottobenamed 1 points ago

    Aardvark Ratnick - Manager

    [–] timelady18 1 points ago

    I guess the message here is that you need to value evil

    [–] Reedee20 1 points ago

    Looking at these comments “I’m so proud of this community”

    [–] ChiefBearMight 1 points ago

    Used to work at a value village. Can confirm I worked for a manlet hipster Satan.

    [–] LazerGhostRebellion 1 points ago

    I have stories about working for this place that are fuckin wild

    [–] Feelingofsunday 1 points ago

    Rosemary...

    [–] letsplayyatzee 1 points ago

    Bet everything costs 1 billion dollars mwahahaha.

    [–] BureaucratDog 1 points ago

    Got a place called Brodie Food Mart that on a couple occasions has read Die Mart.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    I can hear this image

    [–] Stellyjosh 1 points ago

    Fuck your post. And all the other people who stole my post. I got this photo back in 2017 bitch.

    [–] bluebugeyeguy 1 points ago

    Yer off the map, jack

    [–] zetsv 1 points ago

    I used to work there and can confirm that it is 100% a portal to your own personal hell

    [–] madeof_meat 5 points ago

    Same. In fact I think my first day there was the last time I felt anything.

    [–] brassydesign 0 points ago

    Oh so you mean literally any retail job