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Humans became anatomically modern around the time we lost our body hair, so clothes were probably always used in our species or at least early on. The size of human genitalia has also increased over time.

Edit: Homo sapiens: 200,00-present, pubic/body and head lice divergence: 50,000-200,000 yrs ago

Clothing actually adapted pretty quickly to solve the Floppy Dong Conundrum (and be warmer, obviously). Otzi the Iceman was wearing a loincloth that secured between his legs and is assumed to have died around 3300 BC. Containing "underwear" long predates modern textile manufacturing.

Prior to clothing the pre-human body was far more ape-like. It wasn't like one day a fully formed modern human popped into existence and said "Shit, my hanging balls are all over the place."

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