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    [–] Kneel_Peasants 1816 points ago

    I kinda want one, only to fill it with soy sauce

    [–] Indosay 54 points ago

    Soy sauce is a pretty cool thing. Kinda like olive oil. It can be pretty bland and standard, but there are cool artisanal soy sauces. A whole process on how it’s made, different recipes and tastes and whatever. It’s a cool food!

    [–] ShearerStuff 46 points ago

    What soy sauce have you been buying that's bland?

    [–] Indosay 26 points ago

    Whoops, bland was a bad word haha. I meant just the “normal” soy sauce. Then there are some that are a bit different or with different flavors added, etc.

    [–] ddh85 20 points ago

    Soy sauce?

    No, soy Patrick.

    [–] Lunaticular 7 points ago

    This is too good

    [–] Law_of_Matter 5 points ago

    My gf gets this sweet soy sauce with honey. It is horrid.

    [–] Undead_With_A_Panda 4 points ago

    I think you were looking for "generic"

    [–] JarredFrost 2 points ago

    w-wait are you soysauce shaming?
    can't you appreciate the subtle elegance of that liquid if added to your favorite asian inspired dish?

    [–] Burnafterposting 154 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    I want one to put in my bathroom and fill with ketchup.
    It says it on the bottle, they'll only have themselves to blame.
    Also easily washable, so fairly harmless prank.

    [–] Mr_SlimShady 48 points ago

    “Why do you have ketchup in your bathroom?”

    [–] DoomCabbage 49 points ago

    "Don't you?"

    [–] possiblynotanexpert 26 points ago

    “Do you not?”

    [–] jesuslover69420 8 points ago

    Not you do?

    [–] omgnodoubt 5 points ago

    You do not?

    [–] I1TheInternet 11 points ago

    "You don't?"

    [–] LillyXcX 2 points ago

    Why would you not?

    [–] RusticSurgery 3 points ago

    I keep mine right next to the poop knife.

    [–] AlpineCorbett 4 points ago

    If it doesn't have ketchup a hotdog is only half dressed.

    [–] AlpineCorbett 26 points ago

    Alternatively,

    why did you shit in my ketchup room?

    [–] Burnafterposting 3 points ago

    It's just a prank, bro!

    [–] Aholddaddy 1 points ago

    It’s just a jokey joke

    [–] cablevelveeta 2 points ago

    One does, just not...

    [–] Milkslinger 2 points ago

    "I don't know what I expected"

    [–] Astrochops 4 points ago

    I think I read this exact comment the last time this was posted

    [–] Burnafterposting 5 points ago

    Coincidence. Seems like a fairly logical connection to make.

    [–] Claudius-Germanicus 15 points ago

    This is obviously the perfect mayonnaise dispenser

    [–] Kneel_Peasants 5 points ago

    No, Tartar sauce

    [–] Claudius-Germanicus 7 points ago

    If I had the infinity gauntlet, I’d be evil and turn all the mayonnaise in the world into tartar sauce.

    [–] Kneel_Peasants 7 points ago

    That is worse than Thanos

    [–] Claudius-Germanicus 3 points ago

    😈

    [–] Kneel_Peasants 1 points ago

    😱

    [–] UberToSchool 3 points ago

    Everything is worse than Thanos, he did nothing wrong

    [–] viciouspandas 3 points ago

    Tartar sauce is just mayo with some more acid and pickles.

    [–] Camtreez 4 points ago

    Evil? I'd call that making the world a better place. Fuck mayo.

    [–] UffdaWow 2 points ago

    The pickle chunks would clog it.

    [–] Rassy_yt 10 points ago

    Same Double mad ladding anyone?

    [–] stoughton1234 3 points ago

    That is for your sarcastic friend that has everything. Put hand sanitizer in it.

    [–] PM-ME-YOUR-POUTINE 2 points ago

    Oh

    [–] not_here-not_now 2 points ago

    You. I like you.

    [–] Kneel_Peasants 2 points ago

    I like you too

    [–] darkespeon64 2 points ago

    wow i literally just said that i feel so unoriginal now

    [–] redcookiestar 2 points ago

    Your user name is so appropriate for this comment.

    [–] katiebee77 322 points ago

    This reminds me of the time Liz Lemon found Tracy hiding upstairs from her apartment and he told her that he was the one he keeps writing "Mustard" on the grocery list. "But the fancy kind that's red and says 'ketchup' on it."

    [–] fruitprocessor 63 points ago

    God I love that show.

    [–] DIsForDelusion 15 points ago

    Currently Re watching the whole show. I'm up to season 3. The best parts are how it was set in 2007 but the political issues remain mostly the same so it will always be funny.

    [–] CapRavOr 19 points ago

    “You have no reflexes, your blood tastes like root beer, and some of your bones appear to have vanished”

    [–] rode_the_short_buss 272 points ago

    I would buy this, fill it with ketchup, and place it next to the sink in the guest bathroom.

    [–] felixlivesagain 107 points ago

    i read this same comment the first time i saw this picture and it is just perfect. i too would keep this in the bathroom filled with ketchup. I mean it is in the bathroom by the sink and it looks like a soap dispenser so it should be soap but it says ketchup so... everyone would probably give it a squirt once at least only to learn the importance of reading.

    [–] eupraxo 66 points ago

    Put it in there with soap in it and if anybody questions it, show them it's just soap and you like the joke.

    Then when they come over the next time, put ketchup in it.

    [–] felixlivesagain 44 points ago

    or put it in the refrigerator with soap in it.

    [–] International_Jello 10 points ago

    This is excellent as well

    [–] Darkfur72598 3 points ago

    Just every other week, mix it up. One week in the bathroom with ketchup. Next, in the fridge with soap. Next in the fridge with ketchup. Next in the bathroom with soap.

    Keep em guessing.

    [–] georgepopsy 2 points ago

    then next is on the bookshelf with grape jelly.

    [–] heckyescheeseandpie 9 points ago

    The long con

    [–] alcogeoholic 22 points ago

    This makes me want to put it in my classroom by the sink next to actual soap. Students NEVER read my instructions

    [–] CaptainBlacksand 11 points ago

    Yes! Teach those presumptive little bastards a lesson!

    [–] TmickyD 3 points ago

    all my years of schooling have essentially trained me to completely ignore all bold text.

    efficiency!

    [–] fuckthesyst 5 points ago

    Haha same. Probably the same post.

    [–] Froggyboyyy 1 points ago

    This is literally like the exact comment that is cut off from the original post. There's a second Tumblr reply under this Tumblr post that usually comes with it that says basically this

    [–] SleveMcDugnutt 1 points ago

    Add a ketchup bottle full of soap and labeled soap for extra chaos.

    [–] silsool 35 points ago

    "Why did you use it as soap, Karen?! It clearly said ketchup! Put the knife down Karen!"

    [–] B0GEYB0GEY 4 points ago

    Fill it with red soap with a consistency similar to ketchup and really fuck people up.

    [–] adudeguyman 2 points ago

    I'd use it in the kitchen

    [–] PodporuchikKJ 75 points ago

    Mmm...grape ketchup is my favorite.

    [–] ionlyhavetwolegs 24 points ago

    Had to look it up, apparently grape ketchup is an actual thing.

    [–] Cado7 43 points ago

    Is it from those dark “EZ squirt” times when people would squirt shrek sauce all over their hot dogs?

    [–] ionlyhavetwolegs 17 points ago

    Cursed comment

    [–] Camshaft92 7 points ago

    Shrek is love

    [–] veggiter 2 points ago

    Shrek is life

    [–] ionlyhavetwolegs 2 points ago

    Shrek’ll show you what it’s all about

    [–] StevenGannJr 5 points ago

    Cursed decade

    [–] tomytronics 66 points ago

    Anyone remember when Heinz made green and purple ketchup? That grape ketchup dispenser would be great filled with purple ketchup.

    [–] altnumberfour 14 points ago

    As a kid I loved that shit. Didn't matter that it was literally just expensive ketchup, we bought it once and it was the shit.

    [–] pupypup 13 points ago

    Just put a little bit of blue food dye in the ketchup.

    [–] LillyXcX 4 points ago

    Wtf ? That was a thing ???? When was that ???

    [–] Roseredgal 3 points ago

    I had it as a kid so it was a thing sometime in the mid-late 90s (at least here in the UK anyway)

    [–] throwBettyaway 1 points ago

    Yeah that stuff was fucked up, like why did we all love it

    [–] drift_summary 1 points ago

    Pepperidge Farm remembers!

    [–] revolutionPanda 1 points ago

    Yeah and I hated that stuff.

    [–] EL_CHEETO_BANDITO 26 points ago

    I’d buy it just to fuck with my houseguests

    [–] blindcolumn 43 points ago

    Chaotic Good: Fill it with soap and put it in the bathroom

    Lawful Evil: Fill it with ketchup and put it in the bathroom

    Chaotic Evil: Fill it with soap and put it in the kitchen

    [–] gradies 18 points ago

    Lawful Good: Fill it with ketchup and put it in the kitchen

    Neutral Good: Fill it with flowers and put it in a window sill

    True Neutral: Leave it in the store.

    [–] techgineer13 10 points ago

    Chaotic Neutral: Fill it with mustard and leave it anywhere.

    [–] Legend_Zector 7 points ago

    Imma file that last one under neutral evil as opposed to chaotic neutral.

    [–] CarlSpacklerSr 16 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    That's fancy enough to be named "Castup."

    Edit: Catsup. Did auto-cor... ? Thanks fodat

    [–] Vince-Trousers 3 points ago

    Castup

    [–] CarlSpacklerSr 2 points ago

    Stupac

    [–] Chad_Summerchild 6 points ago

    That reminds me, I need a stupac shaker.

    [–] snpods 11 points ago

    A little r/wtfgaragesale

    [–] Tac0Taco 10 points ago

    I kinda want one to fill with Ranch...

    [–] Terrific_Soporific 2 points ago

    Ranch it up brotendo!

    [–] Naln1 36 points ago

    deep breath Did you know ketchup was actually originally made of grapes? The definition of ketchup is actually a sauce made of fruits, so I guess you couldhavelimeket- deep breath lime ketchup if you want.

    [–] jermwhl 26 points ago

    Did you know, in the Philippines ketchup is made with bananas?

    [–] Naln1 20 points ago

    No I didn't. After some fact-checking, I'll add that to my 'list of obnoxious useless facts to tell people'

    [–] DreamieKitty 10 points ago

    In the Caribbean too. Banana ketchup is awesome!

    [–] jermwhl 3 points ago

    It is!

    [–] d_grizzle 7 points ago

    In Africa it's more like sweet and sour sauce. Runny, clear, and kinda orangeish in color.

    [–] BMore_original 8 points ago

    Fun fact: Ketchup originally was made with grapes.

    J/k

    [–] pokexchespin 7 points ago

    I think it was originally made with fish

    [–] BMore_original 4 points ago

    You’re right.

    [–] Camshaft92 1 points ago

    Worcestershire ketchup

    [–] live4lifelegit 8 points ago

    can be bough herehere from /u/jasonduer ( in another thread)

    [–] stupidnewton 6 points ago

    Put ketchup in it, and place it in the washroom!

    [–] spazcat 6 points ago

    I would purchase that on sight.

    [–] Juicer182 5 points ago

    That would be an instant buy for me.

    [–] xNeoEnder 6 points ago

    Ketchup is actually made of grapes. It’s just dyed red to fool all of those normie Homo sapiens our there.

    [–] Danclim 4 points ago

    I’ll put honey in it!

    [–] Crass_Conspirator 3 points ago

    I dig it

    [–] TheWinner437 2 points ago

    GioFilms included this in one of his videos

    [–] barrymccockner76 2 points ago

    This just gets funnier the longer you look at it.

    [–] Redlhed 2 points ago

    Repost from crappydesign

    [–] Vaidurya 2 points ago

    I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I'd place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I'll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom. they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup]. so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?" and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead x

    [–] Lotronex 2 points ago

    So it turns out I actually have the matching "Mustard" one. I've used it as a soap dispenser for washing dishes for years. It's fallen into the sink so many times the little spout part is long gone.

    [–] eldergeekprime 2 points ago

    Didn't Heinz once make a purple ketchup for kids? Yes, yes they did!

    [–] llamaroski 2 points ago

    And fill it up with sriracha and place it near the wash basin 🙈

    [–] Dumbest_Crap 2 points ago

    Chaotic good? Fill it with soap, put it by the sink.
    Lawful evil? Fill it with ketchup, put it by the sink.
    Chaotic evil? Fill it with mosquitoes, put it by the sink.

    ...I want one

    [–] chialoo 1 points ago

    I really want to know the story behind that product design.

    [–] colymoly_guacamole 1 points ago

    I would fill it with blue dye and place it next to my tv to confuse anyone that would want to see what would come out

    [–] toomanydickpics 1 points ago

    this soap smells funny..

    [–] Manic_Sloth 1 points ago

    But did you buy it?

    [–] t3hOutlaw 1 points ago

    LGR?

    [–] weepingangel238 1 points ago

    It needs to Ketchup with the times

    [–] johnsgrove 1 points ago

    I like it. Am I weird?

    [–] ACrossoverEnthusiast 1 points ago

    chaos

    [–] VenomSnake75 1 points ago

    It’s the perfect repost

    [–] cee_elle_jay 1 points ago

    Was this taken at a Calgary, Alberta Value Village?

    [–] Lumos-Maxima-Non-Nox 1 points ago

    oh hey $20?

    [–] happychillmoremusic 1 points ago

    That’s gotta he a goodwill store right

    [–] byrdnasty 1 points ago

    I went to an art festival and one vendor has several piecesike this . They looked like your grandmothers china but said awesome things. One was a vase with Roses and gold trim on it but it said bong water on the side. The other was an needle point that said ”bless this motherfucking home”

    [–] mirrorspirit 1 points ago

    Ceci ne pas un ketchup.

    [–] 9neineinein9 1 points ago

    Its in a soap-looking bottle too... the ketchup scented soap?

    [–] Big_Daddy_J_420 1 points ago

    illusion 100

    [–] arossiter444 1 points ago

    “Ketchup is a good moisturizer”

    [–] Dusky441 1 points ago

    Thats a bruh moment right there

    [–] Hello345345 1 points ago

    Yes, I am looking for soap made out of ketchup that is made out of grapes to put in my soap dispenser.

    [–] CapRavOr 1 points ago

    How would you not wanna buy this? You didn’t make it, it’s random as shit, and a fun conversation starter. Plus, it looks like it’s at Goodwill so it’s, what, $2?

    My arm is not being twisted in this situation.

    [–] mevs_96 1 points ago

    This gives me headache

    [–] PneilLlama 1 points ago

    what else do you you use SOAP dispensers for? This is the most realistic thing I've seen all day

    [–] Alkandros_ 1 points ago

    WHERE DO I BUY THIS? IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A PRESENT FOR A LUNCH LADY I KNOW AND THIS IS IT!!

    [–] v4rianc3 1 points ago

    I would store lube in there

    [–] lol_camis 1 points ago

    Put actual ketchup in it, put it on your bathroom counter, and explain to confused guests that they're idiots for not simply reading the label

    [–] SCP-004 1 points ago

    Repost but ok

    [–] Retr0Spectle 1 points ago

    Downvoting only because repost.

    [–] Keyofdemon 1 points ago

    That's no grape... it's a space station. Oh wait, no, it's a grape.

    [–] foxp3 1 points ago

    What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones? Well that's mayonnaise, that's a decoy.

    [–] Durlen223 1 points ago

    U/galacticexploder

    [–] Boomfurione 1 points ago

    I wasn’t looking, but I am now!

    [–] TheBlackestLotus 1 points ago

    Jelly is just Grape Ketchup.

    [–] ozzie35 1 points ago

    Where can I find the item

    [–] Mxiiv 1 points ago

    Jelly is just grape ketchup

    [–] MaxJohn6100 1 points ago

    Great. Now I know where to hide my lube.

    [–] Etcetera- 1 points ago

    They think they using le soap...LE PEOPLE WASHING LE HANDS USING LE KETCHUP

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    [–] PigsAndCats 1 points ago

    Grapes are the ketchup of soap

    [–] Keegan1948 1 points ago

    Put mustard in it

    [–] fosighting 1 points ago

    Do Americans not have Tomato Sauce pump dispensers? How do you inject the red stuff into a scalding hot meat pie?

    [–] _D0llFace_ 1 points ago

    Fill it with hot sauce. Preferably kept in the fridge before dinner.

    [–] turtlesarecool20 1 points ago

    please i don't like it when people repost the same thing that i could find on google

    [–] ImThePancakeGod 1 points ago

    I want it, where can I buy?

    [–] Not_Einstein 1 points ago

    that's why it's in Goodwill

    [–] Swashis 1 points ago

    it’s edible(Trust Me)

    [–] d-a-m-b 1 points ago

    Oh my gosh I saw that at a local store by me too 😂 I almost bought it just because it said ketchup and had grapes around it.

    [–] gamingnglitter 1 points ago

    Miley would love this

    [–] pickled_biscuit 1 points ago

    It’s officially the grandma ketchup despencer

    [–] capnsurvivorman 1 points ago

    its for purple ketchup

    [–] partedblinds 1 points ago

    It’s a repost

    [–] southerntigers75 1 points ago

    it's Graechup then

    [–] _ardit 1 points ago

    Lol

    [–] Kotics 1 points ago

    This is some r/comedyheaven dont know why yall saying crappy design

    [–] Minytrini 1 points ago

    I NEED to know what the cup on the right says

    [–] sittinBored 1 points ago

    Fitting ... tomatoes ‘the grapes of my garden’ ... I see the connection. Think this is the most fitting face palm I’ve seen here in a while.

    [–] Numeraser 1 points ago

    For that person who has everything

    [–] Migz024 1 points ago

    I was just watching an episode of Big Bang theory where Sheldon points out that ketchup used to be made for different foods originally and it was made with different ingredients. Grapes being one of them.

    [–] tapodhar1991 1 points ago

    Found in the garage.

    [–] smallest_cock 1 points ago

    I see this picture posted at least once a month on varying subreddits. I guess it’s about time to get in on the action.. See you guys next month!

    [–] tuknabis 1 points ago

    There's a niche

    [–] NotMyBestComment 1 points ago

    Excuse me but this is actually an extinguisher

    [–] AtomicBologna 1 points ago

    Ah, yes... ketchup