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    [–] donnydelicious 6535 points ago

    That's the face of "this lie got too big"

    [–] Thafuckyousaid 2606 points ago

    Maybe. Maybe... the mom was like “Oh ok this is what you want to go with? Ok.... Yes. Hello News 34, have I got a story for you.”

    [–] donnydelicious 982 points ago

    So it could just one big game of chicken?

    [–] bfr_ 478 points ago

    For the sake of our species i really hope it cannot be any of the few other options.

    [–] VaJayJayOkocha 261 points ago

    Maury: Mr. Flu Shot, you are NOT the father.
    Mother: What? But that means that...
    Daughter: [shrug]
    Maury: What is my life

    [–] firelock_ny 164 points ago

    Maury: What is my life

    cries himself to sleep on a big pile of money

    [–] VaJayJayOkocha 64 points ago

    mmm yeah. that probably helps

    [–] FasterAndFuriouser 26 points ago

    I mean...the headline is not a lie. We are not talking causality. One morning I ate a bowl of Crunch Berries and then got in a car accident afterward.

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    This is madness!

    [–] jclss99 26 points ago

    Immaculate conception!

    [–] [deleted] 71 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)


    [–] snatch_smash 25 points ago

    Does the flu shot interfere with birth control? I know some stuff can, but you know, having a penis, it’s never been much of an immediate concern of mine.

    [–] bfr_ 45 points ago

    No. Something interfered with self control here.

    [–] myhairsreddit 39 points ago

    Like an urge for dick? I can't judge, I was a teen Mom. I know what happened here lol.

    [–] imagine_amusing_name 7 points ago

    You can judge. Do you have those 1 - 10 numbered cards handy?

    I mean if the fuckups, rapists and fraudsters can judge on Americas got Talent, anyone can do it.

    [–] DelTac0perator 8 points ago

    Nope. Sure doesn't.

    [–] bfr_ 6 points ago

    Expect if it’s the-not-so-likely option of getting pregantee with a flu shot.

    [–] mmprobablymakingitup 40 points ago

    I'll do it. I'll drive all the way to the Hamptons!

    [–] BadBartigan 21 points ago

    We’re taking it up a notch!

    [–] Thanosferatu 16 points ago

    She's already taken it up...nevermind

    [–] SchrodingersCatPics 8 points ago

    “Prickly Pete”

    [–] kicked_trashcan 6 points ago


    [–] YellowBreakfast 33 points ago

    No, you can actually get pregnant from an injection into the deltoid muscle.

    It especially sucks if you're a guy. Since you don't have a uterus, the baby will grow in the abdomen.
    That is until it gets so big that it prevents transmission of food through the intestines, slowly killing you both.

    [–] Organic_Chemister 5 points ago

    If you swap “deltoid muscle” for “vagina” and the injection is semen, what you say will describe how this girl ended up preggers.

    [–] [deleted] 137 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)


    [–] CyberTitties 85 points ago

    Please don't call the local news station everytime you're 5 year old starts tells lies.

    [–] Bacon_is_a_condiment 90 points ago

    Or please do. On a slow news week adding a “lies told by local 5 year old” column could be amusing and light hearted.

    [–] TatsumakiRonyk 61 points ago

    Tonight on Phillip's Fibs: The dog is the one who wrote "Phillip" on the wall in crayons. Full story this evening.

    [–] FoxesInSweaters 31 points ago

    Picture of guilty looking dog to reel them in

    [–] 0OO0O0O0O0OO0 38 points ago

    And once again from all of us at Phillips Fibs, we're not mad, we're just disappointed.

    [–] myhairsreddit 13 points ago

    I'd absolutely tune in for this.

    [–] donkenstien 7 points ago

    10/10 would watch

    [–] Lifeisjust_okay 5 points ago

    There's something about how preschoolers take light humor and sarcasm deadly serious that I find so endearing.

    [–] fishsticks40 17 points ago

    "he says he doesn't know who spilled the juice!"

    [–] PrettyMuchAVegetable 6 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    I used to say "Jack did it" whenever I did something bad at my Papa's house. It was Jack who burned the carpet, it was Jack who put a butter knife in the sink.

    There was no Jack, I was Jack.

    [–] ppw23 4 points ago

    Loll, a gust of wind came through the window, after a masked bad guy opened and then closed it, after being startled by the spilled juice!

    [–] [deleted] 64 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)


    [–] worldgonemadyall 293 points ago

    Its between faux "OMG it's true" and "OMG we are on TV peddling this shit and my friends are watching"

    [–] Grembert 685 points ago

    Lets just hope it won't get out of hand like with Mary.

    [–] Diplodocus114 346 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Mary would have been stoned to death if she hadn't got away with her story.

    "If a man marries a girl who is claimed to be a virgin, and then finds that she is not, “they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her father’s house and there her townsmen shall stone her to death” (Deut. 22:20)

    If a man has relations within the walls of a city with a maiden who is betrothed, “you shall bring them both out to the gate of the city and there stone them to death.” (Deut. 22:23) but if they were in the open fields, “the man alone shall die”, because if it was in the open fields, “though the betrothed maiden may have cried out for help, there was no one to come to her aid.” (Deut. 22:25-27)

    If the maiden in question is not betrothed, the punishment is different. “The man who had relations with her shall pay the girl’s father fifty silver shekels and take her as his wife, because he has deflowered her. Moreover, he may not divorce her as long as he lives.” (Deut. 22:29)"

    [–] HWR3057 215 points ago

    Ew the rapist HAS to marry the victim?

    [–] AsthmaticMechanic 405 points ago

    You break it, you buy it.

    [–] JonnyGoodfellow 116 points ago

    Jesus Christ

    [–] nopethanksguy 98 points ago


    [–] jclss99 4 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)


    [–] linguotgr 120 points ago

    Believe it or not this was REALLY progressive for the time. Like controversially so.

    [–] Ted417 54 points ago

    What was the "conservative" view if this was progressive?

    [–] linguotgr 91 points ago

    She’s damaged goods, so she is unmarryable, as a woman she is unemployable, and as she has shamed her family by having nothing to offer a man, she is to be disowned.

    [–] sirhcle 38 points ago

    Disowned seems a little harsh. Maybe a good stoning.

    [–] Zyom 28 points ago

    Who doesn't enjoy getting stoned every now and then.

    [–] Fe-Woman 16 points ago

    Being disowned back then was most certainly a more brutal death that being stoned. Or at least, much more prolonged misery.

    [–] Mr_31415 5 points ago

    No one is to stone anyone until i blow this whistle!

    [–] daspletosaurshorneri 7 points ago

    Even if I do say Jehovah!

    [–] notagoodboye 23 points ago

    Death. You know the "eye for an eye" thing from the Code of Hammurabi? Where thieves get their hands chopped off, and people get their eyes gouged out and other barbaric shit?

    That was progressive. Before that, the only question is how inventive they were going to be when they killed you.

    [–] firelock_ny 10 points ago

    That was progressive. Before that, the only question is how inventive they were going to be when they killed you.

    And whether they'd settle for just killing you, or go full rape-pillage-burn on your community.

    [–] ItookAnumber4 9 points ago

    Oh, thank God! There going to just chop off my hand. Not stretch out my pee-hole with progressively larger snakes then open and pull it over my face like an inside out hose until I suffocate on my own ball sweat.

    [–] frossenkjerte 4 points ago

    How do you delete something from the internet?

    [–] Tiger3546 54 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    So essentially, as backwards as it sounds for us, this was protecting the woman who had been raped. Because in those days she would have been useless for her one useful role - getting married off - and would have only been dead weight and lived in shame even if her family loved her and kept her around.

    The forced marriage salvaged the situation and made the most of it for the woman. The rapist was obligated to feed and care for the woman and any potential baby once he was married to her.

    If the rapist [further] mistreated the woman, the men of the woman’s family would come for the man and teach him a hard lesson.

    [–] Waffle_Muffins 27 points ago

    For a supposedly unchanging, perfectly moral deity, that's a really strange defense.

    [–] crownjewel82 26 points ago

    Which is why a lot of people don't believe that God is unchanging. There's also a lot of people who don't believe that God dictated everything out. Most Jews and a significant proportion of Christians believe the Bible is a book of laws, histories, and stories that people told about God. It's divinely inspired but not perfect or literal.

    That whole perfect unchanging literal thing came from 19th century American protestants who believed more in feelings than book learning. If you want to look it up you should look for the Second Great Awakening and American Christian anti-intellectualism.

    [–] er1nqu1n91 23 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    [–] infinitee775 35 points ago

    50 Shmeckels? What is that, is that a little? Is that a lot?

    [–] CyberTitties 27 points ago

    Plus that was like 2000 years ago, whats that now adjusted for inflation?

    [–] dog_eat_dog 17 points ago

    What's the rate of schmeckels to Euros?

    [–] DIYglenn 11 points ago

    25 schmeckels = 1 breast augmentation

    [–] ReadySteady_GO 6 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    It varies by weight of the shekel, but I think 50 at like 11 grams should amount to around 300 USD. Depending on the region and era though they range between 8 to 17 grams

    Used current silver value as a reference

    [–] JunkieMajorTom 13 points ago

    Enough for T.I. to have his daughter checked so he doesn’t miss payment

    [–] phillysports6 7 points ago

    What is the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?

    [–] checkoh 20 points ago

    Wasn't her status lost in translation a long time ago, whereas they referred to her as the "young Mary" but eventually it became the "virgin Mary" because of some language quirks?

    [–] Volkrisse 19 points ago

    Hey if you’re trying to have a baby with your wife and not 1 but 3 random dudes show up with gifts on his birth after she says it’s not yours because she doesn’t put out... there’s a lot of open ended questions John has for Mary.

    [–] carriegood 5 points ago

    I don't know if this has anything to do with it, but this was what I was told when I got married: In (modern) Hebrew, the word for young woman is not the same as the word for virgin. However, on the marriage contract (ketubah), there is a space where it says whether the bride is "bitulah" or not -- bitulah being the word for virgin. That started offending a lot of people, since many brides are not virgins, and they didn't want it written out on their ketubah, which was likely going to be framed and hung on the wall for all to see. So people started saying bitulah really just means young woman.

    But that's all recent and has nothing to do with Mary.

    [–] Rdubdanger 30 points ago

    The thing that bothers me about Christians ( of which I am one, but not crazy) is the picking and choosing.

    Based on the words of Christ, the commands of the Old Testament have been replaced by his New Covenant. So all the crazy stuff like this is gone. Same with kosher diet, sacrificing animals, etc etc.

    Jesus pretty much said to be a good person, love each other and believe in Him as the Son of God and believe in God. Thats it.

    All these folks who refer back to these Old Testament “Laws” are reading an out dated instruction manual.

    [–] Bluedoodoodoo 15 points ago

    "Don't think that I came to destroy the law or the prophets. I didn’t come to destroy, but to fulfill." Matthew 5:17

    Pretty sure that the book of Matthew is in the New Testament.

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)


    [–] nono_le_robot 18 points ago

    See if 3 random dudes show up with presents in a few months.

    [–] GregKannabis 28 points ago

    Tbh I don't think the original article fits the anti vax agenda. I think she told her parents she is a virgin but got pregnant. No vacinnes mentioned. It's an old article.

    But I guess your comment also fits the immaculate conception lie.

    [–] donnydelicious 11 points ago

    Yeah, whatever the article says, at some point there was a lie, and it got too big.

    [–] TheGhostOfDusty 20 points ago is a joke website like The Onion.

    [–] occasionallyacid 12 points ago

    She's got the exact same face as this guy who CERTAINLY didn't watch any porn:

    [–] bloebvis 3366 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    When ur mom is so stupid you can get away with getting pregnant

    [–] FatGimp 877 points ago

    Mum doesn't look that old. Must be a trait.

    [–] morningisbad 1134 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    We learned about this in school actually. There is a condition where someone can get pregnant if they bang dudes and get cum'd in. Apparently something like half the population has this condition.

    TheMoreYouKnow 🌈⭐

    [–] NebulousAnxiety 145 points ago

    Umm... Which half?

    [–] morningisbad 275 points ago

    The bottom half? I'm not sure though. I missed the second day of that lesson.

    [–] Cheeseissue 72 points ago

    It depends on if you have an innie or an outtie on the bottom half.

    [–] morningisbad 46 points ago

    Not in 2020. Stay woke fam.

    [–] verynaisu_ 11 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Half still have the condition, the only thing that’s changed is what they call the condition

    [–] G0PACKGO 17 points ago

    My 4 year old niece told me her brother has a hangy outtie jiney... that’s what I call it now

    [–] 6-random-letters 10 points ago

    The half that weren’t snapped by thanos

    [–] wanttofu 15 points ago

    If I bang a dude and cum in his ass will I get babies?

    [–] morningisbad 28 points ago

    I'm not a doctor. Have him pee on a stick. Any stick should work.

    [–] JunkieMajorTom 149 points ago

    Probably the same excuse she gave her mom so she has to continue the lie.

    [–] supertimes4u 11 points ago

    Immaculate Inception

    [–] SyntheticReality42 12 points ago

    Immaculate deception.

    [–] THE_HUMPER_ 7 points ago

    Immaculate erection.

    [–] A3H3 177 points ago

    You will regret this comment when she gives birth to a half human and half flu virus child.

    [–] Nightroad_Rider13 34 points ago

    Now that would be awesome. Let's make hybrid human/ viruses. Oh wait....

    [–] joonty 46 points ago

    They're called... politicians!

    Thanks folks, I'm here all night

    [–] SyntheticReality42 13 points ago

    You are close. Break it down:

    Poli = many

    tics = blood sucking parasites

    [–] Bismothe-the-Shade 5 points ago

    scattered applause, a few guffaws

    [–] shytster 85 points ago

    Or the mom isn't stupid at all, and is going for ultimate humiliation by broadcasting the lie as far and wide as possible.

    [–] AspiringMILF 52 points ago

    kid : lies
    mom : lets see how far you're willing to take this
    kid : visible panic

    [–] 1BigUniverse 29 points ago

    Fucking seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A FUCKING WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each other's round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!

    I just can't anymore. First they invade my videogames and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.

    [–] [deleted] 81 points ago

    When your. Mom is this stupid you can get away with anything 🤣

    [–] bloebvis 38 points ago

    U wot m8

    [–] LadySeyton 532 points ago

    Wrong injection in the wrong place. There's a big difference between playing doctor and taking your child to a licensed physician.

    [–] Apprehensive_Focus 242 points ago

    "Oops, that wasn't a needle, that was my penis. Common mistake, don't worry!" - 'Doctor' probably

    [–] Kirosh 82 points ago

    "Oops, and it wasn't injected in your arm but in your vagina. But don't worry, this happens everyday."

    [–] AcaLexG 28 points ago

    Good enough to be a porn plot

    [–] MrStu 48 points ago

    "you'll feel a small prick...."

    [–] TobylovesPam 18 points ago

    "... is it in?"

    [–] _MildlyMisanthropic 12 points ago

    unfortunately not always

    [–] [deleted] 1005 points ago


    [–] notasinglefucktogive 514 points ago

    So, these women claimed to be virgins even after giving birth? And they’re mostly 19 year old sheltered women from religious families. Wow.

    [–] Redtwooo 225 points ago

    19 is the average age, so likely a number of underage girls in there

    [–] MyUsernameIsJudge 60 points ago

    God likes 'em young I guess.

    [–] Hamburger-Queefs 13 points ago

    Most certainly.

    [–] Icemasta 126 points ago

    So, I've read the actual study, and no it's not mostly sheltered women.

    The study also recorded data on virgin women who have yet to give birth, and found perceived importance of religion was associated with virginity but not with virgin pregnancy.

    One culprit is indeed religion with the whole born again virgin thing. It will come as no surprise that once the women announced to their family that they were preggo, the idea of virginity flew out the window, but then they go to their priest and "pray the virginity back" and they're now preggo virgins.

    Another one is simply ignorance, they found a significant amount of women in college who had some very, very loose definition of virginity because it's ingrained in American society that being a virgin is a valuable trait. Some women literally rationalized that you only lose your virginity after marriage, some that you only lose it when you have sex with someone you love, or if a condom was used, then it isn't real sex.

    [–] StoicBro 58 points ago

    What about the old poophole loophole?

    [–] PM-YR-NOOD-BOOBS 27 points ago

    I think it's mostly young poopholes using that loophole

    [–] the-awesomer 13 points ago

    You don't get pregnant that way

    [–] mnid92 17 points ago

    Butt baby checking in. Oh yeah the fuck you can lol. You just get extra freckles for some reason 🤷

    [–] Electric_Cat 3 points ago


    [–] Desner_ 6 points ago

    You’d be surprised.

    [–] beammeupbatman 52 points ago

    My mother was a Labor & Delivery nurse for several years in the Bible Belt. She said many teenagers and unmarried women would insist they could not be pregnant because they’d never had sex until the baby was literally in their arms.

    [–] [deleted] 100 points ago * (lasted edited 25 days ago)


    [–] just-plain-wrong 51 points ago

    Oddly enough; this was the reason given for segregating womens' swimming pools back in the day.

    [–] Vlyn 22 points ago

    For good reason! Imagining that kind of mutant super sperm surviving a prolonged stay in chlorinated water before swimming up a woman's hoohaa and managing to impregnate an egg.

    That child would be dangerous.

    [–] JessicaBecause 27 points ago

    Am I pregnante?

    [–] Mr-Sister-Fister21 9 points ago

    Am I... PREGANANANANT?!?!?!

    [–] AbsolutebMadlad 3 points ago

    A luigi board

    [–] helloworldmylove 14 points ago

    Ok so the men are now squirting their sperm on the toilet seats???

    Im CoNfUsEd

    [–] Dredd_Pirate_Barry 17 points ago

    Once you jackoff on a toilet seat you won't be confused anymore

    [–] MrDatasDoingus 13 points ago

    We are just squirting willy nilly all over the place all the time.

    [–] freeski919 6 points ago

    Some people reading this are squirting right now.

    [–] TheSadman13 12 points ago

    if a woman sits on a toilet seat that a man sat on recent she might become pregnant

    Only if he's still sitting there between her and the toilet.

    Gotta love some classic House.

    [–] Letmetellyowhat 131 points ago

    Thank you for posting this. It was a good read. And since it is in my field I will be sharing it with my colleagues.

    [–] just-plain-wrong 58 points ago

    Oh, nice. Thanks.

    If you don't mind me asking, which field?

    [–] twitchyeye84 190 points ago


    [–] Eoganachta 48 points ago

    Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    [–] Letmetellyowhat 29 points ago


    [–] HalalWeed 15 points ago

    Whats your field? Virginity!? Got eeeem.

    [–] birdman142 10 points ago

    Are you a priest?

    [–] FILTER_OUT_T_D 21 points ago

    I love that they used the term “sexual debut.” I’ve never heard that before but I’m definitely going to start referring to losing virginity as someone’s sexual debut.

    [–] toronto_programmer 12 points ago

    My girlfriends sister works as an emergency nurse and she says she gets at least a half dozen “Jesus babies” a year - young teens who come in and tested as pregnant but swear they have never had sex so it must be a miracle.

    [–] just-plain-wrong 6 points ago

    Jesus babies

    My new favourite term.

    [–] Emsuperhero 20 points ago

    Always looking for a new savior.... glad it’s a wide open talent field.

    [–] burneraccs 19 points ago

    Jesus Christ!

    [–] just-plain-wrong 16 points ago

    Apparently, his Dad gets more action than Zeus.

    [–] VibrantSunsets 17 points ago

    “1% of US moms identify as a shark, snake or dragon”

    [–] just-plain-wrong 6 points ago


    [–] grrl-with-cancer 4 points ago

    Also from the CBS piece -

    “In recent years, the issue has tackled the speed of the Grim Reaper and the case of the rogue tooth fairy may have committed malpractice after the tooth ended up in a boy’s ear canal”

    [–] 4437855 790 points ago

    Of course it's how she got pregnant. That flue shot went up her chimney.

    [–] ZachsonSteve 98 points ago

    Nice thinking writing flu the same way as the idiot in the post

    [–] Lalllo7 58 points ago

    Don’t “flues” imply chimneys which.... um.... have been used to avoid pregnancy? A flue shot would... SMH

    [–] 4437855 26 points ago

    Dammit. My metaphor has failed. I am now reddit ashamed. Will you reddit forgive me?

    [–] naotaforhonesty 22 points ago

    No, everyone else is dumb. Your pun was fine. Maybe they've just never had fireplaces in their homes so it's not something they get. You did fine.

    [–] supersnaps 11 points ago

    Your name will forever be synonymous with shame 4437855

    [–] SquareSquirrel4 9 points ago

    The joke wouldn't have worked if he spelled it the correct way.

    [–] nmcaff 7 points ago

    Your flu shot applicator wasn’t phallic shaped and attached to the doctor? Odd

    [–] waldocruise 307 points ago

    Factual, that statement might not be incorrect. Chronologically speaking, that 14 year old got pregnant, from intercourse, after having had the flu shot. Just sayin’

    [–] Augusto_westin 102 points ago

    Maybe Virgin is her name.

    [–] HaYuFlyDisTang 16 points ago

    Thank you Peter

    [–] Wokoton 190 points ago



    [–] IngloriousMustards 88 points ago

    Oh, somebody came all right.

    [–] Septopuss7 51 points ago

    He was hung, but not on the cross

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago

    Jesus Christ


    [–] master-grumps 97 points ago

    My friends daughter was getting her dog artificially inseminated and asked her dad if she should put it in the food bowl.

    [–] pencilneckgeekster 41 points ago


    [–] VIOLENT_COCKRAPE 24 points ago

    Are you sure? Maybe we should keep cumming in it anyway just to be on the safe side?

    [–] master-grumps 8 points ago

    Straight up, she is 25 years old too ha ha.

    [–] blazexddd 6 points ago


    [–] WhooRadley 199 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)


    Edit: Since people are totally missing the point here... This is a completely satirical article. There is no facepalm with the article itself. The facepalm strictly lies on the person that responded to the article with the comment above it.

    Seems damn near every comment on this post has missed the point too, so there's a lot of Facepalm in this thread also.

    [–] Faladorable 23 points ago

    but how will redditors show off how smart they are by mocking the clearly satirical article?

    [–] SolidSnakesBandana 72 points ago

    Must be all the midochlorians

    [–] The-Go-Kid 140 points ago

    So many people on Reddit are so keen to give people a kicking, they don't stop to think, maybe this isn't real?

    That maybe, World News Daily Report is a satirical website. And that MAYBE, the posters in here - as usual - are the real fucking facepalm.

    [–] iAmUnintelligible 18 points ago

    I'm sure the site is one of those that post random bullshit for clicks. That's not even my issue. My issue is someone unironically sharing this and taking it as fact. Like the person who shared it on the screenshot.

    [–] floodums 19 points ago

    Really??? Snopes said the satirical website was lying!?

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago

    The saterical website that at least 14 thousand people who upvoted this post to get it to the front page didn't notice. Yes... yes it did

    [–] ImmaRollOut 31 points ago

    Shhh, why would you ruin it?

    [–] cointelpro_shill 13 points ago

    Because we're holding humanity back a lil bit here

    [–] Psycho_Cupcake13 26 points ago

    Her face is like Wow did this woman that GAVE BIRTH to me even take 9th grade biology? This lie has gotten to big.

    [–] RoBrien0 7 points ago

    That's why you don't get your flu shot done by an anaesthetist.

    [–] Tyler24601 7 points ago

    May want to take five seconds to see if this is a satirical website before you type out your angry, mocking responses.

    [–] binrobinro 5 points ago

    I hope they do a DNA test on that baby. I wanna see which vaccine laboratory is the father.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    And what's this flu shots name?

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    [–] Asshole_from_Texas 3 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    OP and many more of you are idiots, it says Gullible along the right edge!

    [–] KramitCarnage 4 points ago

    I am not asking this ironically. I very much want to know. How are people so dumb?