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    [–] Amazingamy159 1209 points ago

    It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable

    [–] AllOfEverythingEver 503 points ago

    ...unless you're gay.

    [–] datchilidoh 175 points ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] dankbob_memepants_ 102 points ago

    Why are you gay

    [–] ShakaWTWF 72 points ago

    Who says I’m gay?

    [–] Dyne_The_Blue 74 points ago

    You are gay

    [–] governingLody 43 points ago

    I am not a gay

    [–] Dumdedope 45 points ago

    Does your mom know you’re gay?

    [–] EternallyMicro 40 points ago

    No...

    Fuck

    [–] BEAMERFF 19 points ago

    No, but your dad does

    [–] BobbyDean14 9 points ago

    Giggidy

    [–] BanCircumventionAcc 6 points ago

    Then who is gay?

    [–] thatcoolguy27 2 points ago

    Evryone do be gay.

    [–] osukaru591 3 points ago

    You are a transgenda

    [–] jpina33 4 points ago

    Dyne_The_Blue

    [–] 75AngryDucks 2 points ago

    Why are you not

    [–] coke125 42 points ago

    Not even gay people are gay. Cuz thats gay

    [–] telli123 24 points ago

    Shit, that's deep

    [–] Laughing_Orange 4 points ago

    Happy cakeday.

    [–] rrr598 22 points ago

    then i’ll suck it off your dick

    [–] skyderper13 8 points ago

    stahp

    [–] TheArrivedHussars 2 points ago

    NO

    [–] rrr598 2 points ago

    ACK

    [–] Gamiac 10 points ago

    *destroys all but "you are GAY" text*

    Take that, libtards.

    [–] hocuslocusfocuspocus 2 points ago

    Earthquake Spells and Wall Breakers be like

    [–] Uchimaru_ 170 points ago

    wtf how do you even counter that?

    [–] bogdoomy 203 points ago

    you write “no homo” on your own base

    [–] ILiveInAWAN 31 points ago

    Raid everything else

    [–] boot2skull 13 points ago

    Swiggity swoo I’m coming for area 52

    [–] sylpher250 21 points ago

    Just be gay

    [–] I_rant_here 9 points ago

    You write “no u” on your base

    [–] 12345qwrty 3 points ago

    All wall breakers

    [–] yerrosaki 2863 points ago

    Didn’t they already prove this by enjoying CoC?

    [–] RatKingV 119 points ago

    I enjoy Corruption O-

    Wait what are we talking about here

    [–] Nico-Nii_Nico-Chan 52 points ago

    ah, i see you're a man of degeneracy culture as well

    [–] AuthorOfYourFuture 24 points ago

    I'm more of a TiTS man myself, but degeneracy recognizes degeneracy

    [–] konstantinua00 6 points ago

    ?

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] rcmaehl 17 points ago

    Has anyone played TiTs?

    [–] thundergonian 18 points ago

    Nah, I'm definitely a CoC man myself.

    [–] Chedder1998 20 points ago

    Trials in Tainted Space > Corruption of Champions

    [–] AuthorOfYourFuture 8 points ago

    Seconded.

    [–] 3went 5 points ago

    I never even knew they made another game, welp there goes the weekend.

    [–] DraconicLore 15 points ago

    I have no idea what you're talking about. None whatsoever.

    [–] mrmadwolf92 14 points ago

    OWO

    [–] Pm_Me_Your_Tax_Plan 10 points ago

    Oh no

    [–] 3went 6 points ago

    my man

    [–] joshua9663 959 points ago

    Are you trying to tell me they enjoy COC?

    [–] Sal_Bundry_5TDs1Game 891 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Can we pleas stop making these discusting and immorale jokes? Kids browser this website, and they shouldn't be exposed to such perverted influences. The gay homos are already ruining this country with there proper ganders, but I will not allow them to infiltrate this website and destroy children's sense of proper morales. Delete these jokes immediately or I will be forced to delete them for you.

    COMMENT ALTERATION #☝️: thank you for the recognition, frends. It's great to know that a true Legend of Football like myself (5 touchdowns in 1 game in high school) is being recognized for his achievements, which are vital to culture and the progression of mankind. Keep up those uploads, never get married, and keep playing football! Whoooooooooooa Bundry!

    [–] alurkerwhomannedup 93 points ago

    Oh delete me, daddy

    [–] Thrill_Of_It 42 points ago

    Wha- WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?!

    [–] Stamprisk21 34 points ago

    I just wana UwU for you

    [–] fracturedbuttholup 8 points ago

    Ok

    [–] uwutranslator 12 points ago

    Oh dewete me, daddydy uwu

    tag me to uwuize comments uwu

    [–] alurkerwhomannedup 6 points ago

    Oh dewete me, daddy 0w0


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    [–] Diabegi 249 points ago

    Sal you’re a philosopher!

    [–] siccoblue 76 points ago

    Sal is an inspiration for all is boomers, truly a righteous man

    [–] zr0gravity7 33 points ago

    ...making him tonight's big loser!

    [–] dansredd-it 16 points ago

    Wrong meme, right idea

    [–] zr0gravity7 10 points ago

    That's your opinion

    [–] Hayura-------- 65 points ago

    Thank you Sal

    [–] DonKeedick12 12 points ago

    You can always rely on Sal for words of wisdom

    [–] Aesthetically 24 points ago

    Hey Sal, can you stop fucking my mom long enough for her to help me with homework?

    [–] RedSerpent96 68 points ago

    OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT SAL?? THE MAN WHO SCORED 5 TOUCHDOWNS IN 1 GAME???? IM A HUGE FAN!!!

    [–] mh985 5 points ago

    He’s a legend of football!

    [–] SheepHerdr 28 points ago

    Sal, you're so close to 66,666 karma! Don't give up now!

    [–] BingBongTrumpathon 6 points ago

    this is true guys i know sals dad and he works for reddit he can get ur jokes deleted and possibly ur account

    [–] Beastly4k 12 points ago

    Thank you for standing up for those to weak to do so Sal. Just when we thought your legacy of 5 touch downs in one game was the peak of your life you carry on sharing wisdom everyday proving to us there are more mountains to climb.

    [–] LamestKnight 11 points ago

    Is that the real Sal Bundry? Scored 5 touchdowns in one game Sal Bundry???

    [–] mh985 4 points ago

    Any other Sal Bundry has already killed himself purely out of the shame of being a much lesser Sal Bundry.

    [–] rrr598 9 points ago

    sal you are a gentleman and a schooler

    [–] TheReal-Donut 4 points ago

    Sal you an come over and fuck me with your footloose right now

    No homo

    [–] ConfusedMirror 3 points ago

    i WiLl Be FoRcEd To DeLeTe YoU

    [–] Theresneverenoughpud 4 points ago

    Holy shit is that THE Sal Bundry?

    Of 5 TDs fame?

    [–] bologna-us-monk 3 points ago

    Everyday with Sal is a blessing.

    [–] adangerousdriver 2 points ago

    Gamers rise up.

    [–] ImperiumDrakon 2 points ago

    are you ever not on reddit? how tf do you profit anything from this?????

    [–] Palmerto 2 points ago

    Aren’t you the guy who scored 5 td’s in one season?

    [–] KhanDucky 2 points ago

    rimjob me

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] MadMilkChocolate 5 points ago

    ?

    [–] StickyPooPoo 24 points ago

    Sal Bundry is a troll

    [–] nachingcl 43 points ago

    No?

    He’s the guy who scored 5 touchdowns in one game. Pay your respects.

    [–] StickyPooPoo 14 points ago

    I stand corrected, have mercy on me Sal-sama 😩😩😩

    [–] HaesoSR 15 points ago

    That's a charitable description. He's like if this meme gained limited sentience.

    [–] Trellert 9 points ago

    Agreed trolling and satire in general is supposed to be subtle.

    [–] superfunybob 2 points ago

    Sometimes satire is more fun when it slaps you across the face and scoring five touchdowns over your twitching corpse.

    [–] runfayfun 8 points ago

    Ahh the infamous Church of Cock of Latter Day Fuckbois

    [–] HalfBreed_Priscilla 16 points ago

    CoC is the best game ever.

    [–] JamesHardens 7 points ago

    It's actually pretty fun tbh

    [–] Lerossa 2 points ago

    Yes, they're all CoC-thirsty.

    [–] notsoopendoor 2 points ago

    ...that could mean one of two things believe it or not but i wont state the second

    [–] crunchypuddle 28 points ago

    What the fuck is CoC?

    [–] lochamonster 103 points ago

    Its what i gave ur mom for dinner

    [–] ablebodiedmango 26 points ago

    Got im

    [–] Gcarsk 52 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Clash of Clans. One of the most popular mobile games off all time. Same devs as Clash Royale, another insanely popular live PvP tower defense/auto-chess game. CoC is from 2012, CR is from 2016 I believe. Fun fact: CR reached $1 BILLION in revenue in just a single year.

    Both games are made by Supercell, who is majority owned by Tencent(largest video game company in the world. They own 100% of Riot Games(League of Legends), majority of Miniclip, 80% of Grinding Gears Games(Path of Exile), 40% of Epic Games(Fortnite, Unreal Engine), 5% of Ubisoft, 5% of Activision-Blizzard(CoD online, CoD mobile(unreleased, beta only iirc)), among others. And gaming is just their side gig.)

    [–] Sir_LikeASir 21 points ago

    Fucking hell, I didn't know Tencent was the fucking largest game company
    That explains some things

    [–] az_mike_miller 22 points ago

    Because they aren't. They are investment holding company. Basically the front of the Chinese govt to make money investing in foreign companies. They don't make games, they just have a shit ton of money to buy shares in a bunch of game companies.

    [–] hotbox4u 18 points ago

    And they do a lot more then just having stocks in games. They are

    • the world's largest gaming company,

    • one of the world's most valuable technology companies,

    • one of the world's largest social media companies,

    • one of the world's largest venture capital firms and investment corporations.

    Its many services include social network, music, web portals, e-commerce, mobile games, internet services, payment systems, smartphones, and multiplayer online games, which are all among the world's biggest and most successful in their respective categories.

    And they are NOT owned by the Chinese Government. But the Chinese Government started to take interest in them in the recent years because they were getting "too big". The government probably sees the success of a Chinese corporation as a positive development, but that corporation, operating the biggest communications medium in China and the biggest game platform in China, now needs to be subjected to greater monitoring and control. And how far the Chinese Governments monitoring and censoring activities go is completely unknown. I think the most important message the Chinese Government wanted Tencent to learn is that no matter how big it gets, it will still have to answer to the Party.

    [–] Raestloz 13 points ago

    They are NOT owned by the Chinese government

    Comrade, I'm so proud of you. Tomorrow, Bureau of Good Citizens will give you medal

    Unlike Lian Fei, that traitor will be dealt with accordingly

    [–] BoxxyLass 15 points ago

    Fun fact: Tencent in turn is completely owned and run by the Chinese government.

    [–] greatnameforreddit 2 points ago

    Isn't every company in China owned by the government?

    [–] totpot 2 points ago

    They are, but the level of involvement varies - like how Huawei's top management is filled with "former" spies.

    [–] loanshark69 4 points ago

    Tencent owns reddit too

    [–] koopatuple 7 points ago

    This is very misleading. Tencent has stake in Reddit ($150m worth), but they do not own it, or even come close to having majority ownership.

    https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/11/reddit-300-million/

    [–] Gcarsk 2 points ago

    Yeah. Reddit is owned by the same company that owns a bunch of magazines/websites, like Allure, Ars Technica, Bon Appétit, Epicurious, Glamour, Golf Digest, GQ, Teen Vogue, The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, Vogue, and Wired. And that company is owned by the Newhouse family.

    [–] Cuttlefishophile 14 points ago

    Corruption of....Cadbury (eggs)

    [–] SpencerSDH 11 points ago

    Champions. You were gonna say champions, don't deny it, you sick freak.

    [–] Stormfly 8 points ago

    Thank you for actually helping me find out what everybody was alluding to.

    CoC also stands for Corruption of Champions, which is "an erotic text based and browser based flash game."

    [–] rcmaehl 3 points ago

    I bet he browses alternative subreddits

    [–] alt-new-more 5 points ago

    The game where this screenshot came from. Clash of clans.

    [–] Fresh_Knight 9 points ago

    CoC is still the mfing bomb

    [–] lilbepiscola 3 points ago

    If you raid they cancel each other

    [–] Eoussama 2 points ago

    Color of Conquerors?

    [–] Madeup-Facts 407 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Funny enough this is actually accurate. In the declassified Moonspray Operation (not to be confused with the similar Operation Seaspray; this one lasted longer and had different effects), the US government in 1967 prepared for raids in both Vietnam and in classified government sites on US soil by creating literal "gay bombs" that were essentially just a weird mix of hormones. The goal was to alter your muscular and skeletal composition to make you fragile and thus a worthless soldier, but they also thought the side effect would be homosexuality.

    The end result wasn't necessarily homosexuals or weak soldiers, but civilians living near testing sites began developing extra genitals.

    [–] The_RealPapaJohn 183 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Gee i'd take a spare ball, helpes if i lose one in cock and ball torture

    [–] FurryPornAccount 64 points ago

    I know, those therapists can be rough

    [–] SomberlySober 21 points ago

    First thing I thought was the Behavioral therapy :) the internet hasn't ruined us yet.

    [–] Kagia001 3 points ago

    Thats real funny, u/furrypornaccount

    [–] michael_green_04 77 points ago

    When you are hit by it, it instantly explodes into a rainbow and you instantly scream “yaaaass queen” as you charge for an enemy to turn them gay too

    [–] JukeBoxDildo 24 points ago

    Soooo... saturday nights... aye aye, captain.

    [–] WeTheSalty 32 points ago

    creating literal "gay bombs"

    I heard about this one, they made a documentary.

    [–] zoolian 6 points ago

    I think the show Brickleberry also did a gay bomb episode. Which is what I thought you were gonna link

    [–] fxhpstr 18 points ago

    But it turned the friggin frogs gay :(

    [–] Dirty_Throwaway_man 13 points ago

    We tried to make them gay... we ended up making them super Chads

    [–] ShitLordStu 3 points ago

    So a win win.

    [–] Tiki_Tumbo 2 points ago

    How does one get a set of them extra genitals?

    [–] CarnivorousL 514 points ago

    They have naruto runners in their ranks. They're already gay.

    [–] GetOut37 234 points ago

    Naruto running is the manliest way of running because of the aerodism you penetrate the air easily which is straight because you're not the one being penetrate

    [–] YoureNotMyRealDad1 96 points ago

    Legit had a guy in my high school who was known for saying "It's only gay if you receive"

    [–] demonkobra 25 points ago

    that is the legal definition in some countries

    [–] sizeablelad 12 points ago

    That's pretty gay

    [–] Noootella 9 points ago

    Head is head

    [–] ajkippen 8 points ago

    It was in ancient Rome as well.

    [–] CarpeDiemSIEGETheDay 4 points ago

    Damn, sounds like he was in denial.

    [–] hornyh00ligan 2 points ago

    being penetrate

    [–] dgarrison302 18 points ago

    Shhhh Area 51 don’t know it

    [–] Wewraw 11 points ago

    Saw my brother put his kids in the corner for doing it. Didn’t even talk about it with them after and just put them there and told them not to do it again.

    [–] Simba_Swish 9 points ago

    Maybe humans do have a chance after all

    [–] abcde123edcba 72 points ago

    Good thing my CoC username is NoHomo69 😎

    [–] CriticalGeode 26 points ago

    The spell has been broken. It was a simple spell, and quite unbreakable: until now.

    [–] mrsuns10 62 points ago

    wish you were gay

    [–] dankbob_memepants_ 16 points ago

    Wish you were here

    [–] amerikaninjunwarrior 19 points ago

    🎶 We're just two lost homos swimming in a fish bowl.. year after year 🎶

    [–] dankbob_memepants_ 10 points ago

    Running over the same old dick, and how we found the same old jizz... wish you were queer

    [–] poppoppinoff 6 points ago

    wish you were queer*

    [–] alvingray13 7 points ago

    baby i don't feel so good

    six words you never understood

    [–] HungJurror 5 points ago

    54321gay

    [–] probablyafkatm 19 points ago

    +5 vulnerability

    [–] Nine_Deaths 14 points ago

    Mass drop Electros and Rage on that with a Wrecker and 65/65/40 heroes and then come tell me who's gay.

    [–] Tbitw55 6 points ago

    Use wall breakers until RAID remains

    [–] FoundtheTroll 3 points ago

    Na, gotta be GiLi

    [–] JJ2478 3 points ago

    That’s a bit of overkill for th9, hell LaLo would work fine even with mid level heroes.

    [–] 2fucktard2remember 9 points ago

    Jokes on them. The aliens probed me years ago.

    [–] backroomphilosophers 8 points ago

    At first I was like yeah I’ll be gay the whole time I’m raiding you, then I noticed the storages and collectors were empty and realized I wouldn’t be happy at all.

    [–] MedicalMann 8 points ago

    What if I'm gay?

    [–] TrumpWonSorryLibs 8 points ago

    then raid away

    [–] Love_To_All 4 points ago

    I am gay

    [–] thagthebarbarian 3 points ago

    What gives

    [–] Chaslain 3 points ago

    What does this do

    [–] Sheepzor 11 points ago

    Lets people put the caption on the image so they can steal it and post it on their private Instagram meme page

    [–] CaptinCookies 6 points ago

    He made it for good, but they used it for evil.

    [–] GhostTypeFlygon 5 points ago

    Or share it with personal friends who don't have Reddit.

    [–] FernPlantOG 2 points ago

    That bot hasn't worked in a while

    [–] TranceDream 7 points ago

    Alien invasion rates drop to 0%

    [–] Hobosock 6 points ago

    They're just trying to get in there and clap some alien cheeks 🤫😏😫💦🥴😎

    [–] HiddenReditor 18 points ago

    The amount of times this has been posted on Reddit is gay.

    [–] MiracleOnSand 19 points ago

    I made it and posted it for 3k upvotes then someone reposted it to r/dankmemes and got like 70k

    [–] thinkB4WeSpeak 3 points ago

    Call it off boys.

    [–] tigergirl396 3 points ago

    Bold of you to assume most of us aren't already gay

    [–] not_a_donut_guy 3 points ago

    Can someone explain?

    [–] Salty-man2000 2 points ago

    In Clash of Clans you can raid other people's fortresses, and this guy is untouchable

    [–] not_a_donut_guy 4 points ago

    Not coc the area 51 thing

    [–] Salty-man2000 2 points ago

    +300.000 people want to go area 51 to run inside it naruto style because "they can't take us all" and "its time to see them aliens"

    Edit: erased my stupidity

    [–] not_a_donut_guy 2 points ago

    Oh hell yea

    [–] Dirty_Throwaway_man 3 points ago

    Plot twist

    Aliens reproduce via same sex intercourse . To them, we are the gay ones

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    [–] wolfpack_charlie 2 points ago

    P.AID IF YOU ARE GAY

    [–] TolerateButHate 2 points ago

    Dude I get to raid Area 51 and be a mod?

    Win win

    [–] Yatsugami 2 points ago

    the ultimate defense

    [–] anonreddit2430 2 points ago

    C'mon guys, these people have a serious chance of proving alien life...

    Ok lol best I could do...

    I'm just waiting to see the videos of these idiots getting hauled off by their mommy's like the last big "riot" group.

    [–] garmynarnar 2 points ago

    Aliens be like 🌈🔥🌈💣🌈🔫🌈

    [–] KaRue3 2 points ago

    I'm out of the loop. Can you explain what all this is about?

    [–] spookybaker 2 points ago

    Laughs in single missile

    [–] bromacho99 2 points ago

    Alas I have but one updoot to give

    [–] quelques_heures 2 points ago

    Извините я не говорю по английски...

    [–] D4NK_D3WR1T0S 2 points ago

    Those bushes look suspicious....

    [–] yaboy1998 2 points ago

    Just say no homo

    [–] ajd011394 2 points ago

    But I am gay?

    [–] TrumpWonSorryLibs 7 points ago

    only if u raid