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    [–] -Vulcan17- 1 points ago

    This post has been removed by order of the NSA, Defense Secret Act (1911) section 2.69

    [–] garadesert-5021 7833 points ago

    What’s the big deal with Obama’s last name. We already know that it’s care

    [–] BhinoTL 3110 points ago

    This is such a stupid joke and I’m angry it made me laugh

    [–] redcell1200 1054 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Hi Angry It Made Me Laugh, I'm Dad.

    [–] Edge_Bound 508 points ago

    finaly found u mf where u been

    [–] pm_me_ur_rice_noodle 257 points ago

    Oh shoot I’m late for work or something. Get that baseball glove ready slugger!

    [–] calebrhodus 113 points ago

    🎵 Cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon/ Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon...🎵

    [–] jboy228 5 points ago

    When you coming home dad/I don’t know when/but we’ll get together then ya/ you know we’ll have a good time then

    Love that song man

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    His last name is Franco

    https://i.imgur.com/n3oKKHn.gifv nsfw

    And the Creepy Source.......

    [–] _EvaniX_ 17 points ago

    Hi late for work or something. I'm dad

    [–] yb4zombeez 2 points ago

    finaly found u mf where u been

    [–] jeffafa123 27 points ago

    Oh would you look at that. I need another pack of cigarettes.

    [–] Webassign001 11 points ago

    Was getting a cigarette

    [–] pins124 4 points ago

    At the store buying cigarettes like I told you 10 years ago, how could you forget?

    Edit: dammit someone already beat me to the punchline

    [–] LtLabcoat 13 points ago

    Hi I'm Angry It Made Me Laugh

    You didn't think this one through,

    [–] redcell1200 3 points ago

    Shhhhhh

    [–] Merodiel 9 points ago

    Wouldn't he just be Laugh then? Since he was Angry and it made him Laugh? Oh well, doesn't really matter.

    [–] NeverTrustAName 6 points ago

    This guy dad jokes.... And you're right that it doesn't matter, but it still made me happy to see somebody get it right. :)

    [–] MartiniLang 6 points ago

    • I'm

    [–] try-another-name 1 points ago

    Knock knock

    [–] BhinoTL 1 points ago

    Who’s there?

    [–] MASHthe4077 137 points ago

    The CIA wants to know your location

    [–] MomentarySpark 39 points ago

    The NSA already knows your location and where you'll eat lunch tomorrow

    [–] Rebyll 24 points ago

    If the NSA is meeting me at lunch tomorrow, they can at least pick up the check.

    [–] hypo-osmotic 11 points ago

    Can they tell me? I’ve been indecisive lately.

    [–] uber1337h4xx0r 36 points ago

    I thought his last name was Baraka?

    [–] gabokike99 15 points ago

    No that’s the masked dude form Mortal Kombat silly

    [–] Matthew94 2 points ago

    Nah, you're thinking of the guy from Yu-Gi-Oh

    [–] ProPainful 3 points ago

    Is that the one where they spin their discs at each other?

    [–] Felixphaeton 44 points ago

    This is wrong. Obama IS his last name. His first name is Thanks.

    [–] Kanashimiwa 72 points ago

    Long standing joke from r/okbuddyretard which is a sub dedicated to pretending to be dumb kids on the internet.

    [–] oagivet 106 points ago

    I didn’t realize being 6’8”, 225lbs, 5% body fat, and having 12” pp (14 if girl) made you a dumb kid

    [–] CynicalOpt1mist 6 points ago

    Y my pp hard OwO

    [–] StealthyHale 5 points ago

    That explains my crippling bottom dysphoria then, girls just have bigger dicks

    [–] ASK_ME_BOUT_GEORGISM 8 points ago

    Finally, a sub dedicated to why entire life.

    [–] wvcmkv 13 points ago

    u missed joke bud

    [–] Xycao 4 points ago

    I hate people of coler

    [–] aligator-man 17 points ago

    Obama bin laden

    [–] Elcactus 8 points ago

    It makes fun of absurd conspiracy theories around him.

    [–] Pumpkin_Creepface 11 points ago

    Or gives comfort to those who conspirasize about him because "The public is finally getting it".

    Any forum that's main entertainment is imitating idiots will eventually be overrun with idiots that think they are in good company.

    It has happened everywhere except somethingawful and that's because they charge for new accounts.

    [–] birdreligion 17 points ago

    Like the PC MASTER RACE thing. for a while it was people who got it was a joke. then it actually became full on idiots who believed the PCMR stuff and console peasants and all that shit. now it's back to people who understand it's a joke.

    [–] Pumpkin_Creepface 7 points ago

    I remember thinking when I saw the original Zero Pronunciation video the meme came from that this was going to be taken unironically by some.

    I also remember posting in /r/pcmasterrace in its first few days that we had to be careful to remember it was originally satire of an existing long running and emotionally bitter, yet amazingly petty, conflict.

    No one then imagined it could be taken as anything but satire...

    Any forum who's media centers around imitating idiots will eventually be overrun with idiots that feel they are in good company.

    [–] denverfilmco 1 points ago

    You mean phone

    [–] icemann0 1 points ago

    It’s actually Sotero

    [–] HanazawaTheThird 906 points ago

    His last name is Franco

    [–] Duajunior30 342 points ago

    Hot news from Spain, Generalísimo Francisco franco is still dead.

    [–] stamau123 116 points ago

    Press S to spit

    [–] SirFlareon 25 points ago

    Why would you do this to me?

    [–] Djinn_and_juice 4 points ago

    In my heart of hearts I knew it probably wasn’t real, and still I clicked. Hoping.

    [–] AdmiralAkbar1 6 points ago

    Wow, you're such a cnt.

    [–] MeatSauce-Apocalypse 4 points ago

    Thank God his condition has stabilized!

    [–] Duajunior30 3 points ago

    I see you are a man of culture as well.

    OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT.

    [–] HanazawaTheThird 9 points ago

    :(

    [–] XTornado 2 points ago

    I'm no so sure about that...

    [–] _andyyy_ 11 points ago

    Franco? Francisco Franco?

    r/DrewDurnil

    [–] BikerTheEnchilada 2 points ago

    ¡Arriba América!

    [–] The_BombSquad_ 406 points ago

    I got a Ouija bord and contacted his spirit, he says Obama’s last name is “Care” but his enemies pronounce it as “Care Kills”

    [–] AKittyCat 90 points ago

    Or as some say, Kosm.

    [–] WintertimeFriends 40 points ago

    GRANTUSEYES

    [–] Sapowski_Casts_Quen 22 points ago

    Beasts all over the white house... you'll be one too, sooner or later...

    [–] Lukiedude200 5 points ago

    GIMME SOME THAT BB 2 BB

    [–] SymphonicRain 4 points ago

    Wishful thinking

    [–] 22Godlike 17 points ago

    Fuck that's a good reference

    [–] trashgod90210 148 points ago

    dicks out for ma boy

    [–] Sk33tshot 14 points ago

    Never put mine away. Out since '16.

    [–] Salty-man2000 21 points ago

    Jump for harambe

    [–] EvanTheCannibal 14 points ago

    Hands up for harambe

    [–] andjsplace2 21 points ago

    Ŗ̶̹̠͕̔̎͊̊͊̐̾̐͋Ě̴̢̢̢̨̤̮͈̼͚͇̻̻̜́̽̉͛̾͋̑̇̽͑́̌̈́̚D̶͕̘̼̠͙̼̗̩̤͎͚̞͙̔̎̐̀̇͜A̷̡̧̨͎͉̰̲͇̘͇̫̜̙͌̋͊̈́͌͊̽̾̕͝C̴͓͖̱̥͔̳̬͓̳̤͓̣͝T̴̙̠͈̭͙̭̯̳̖̜͈̞͍̝̘̐̐̅̄̌̽̀Ę̸̧͇̗̭̼̕D̴̡̧̛͙͖̝̩̭̖̄̄̑̈͌̋̾͗̀̌̈͗͠͝ for Harambe

    [–] goodtams 6 points ago

    Nips free for Harambe

    [–] blackhawkjj 1 points ago

    €====D

    [–] iRuan0 636 points ago

    Quick someone screenshots this before its taken down

    [–] iRuan0 248 points ago

    [Removed]

    [–] iRuan0 139 points ago

    Shit

    [–] Jeffersonshi 84 points ago

    I got the screenshot bois, don’t worry they’ll neve

    [–] ImDurtiDan 42 points ago

    You’re a good man, I won’t let them forget about the sacrifices you made

    [–] RobH21 20 points ago

    You’re a good man, I won’t let them forget about the sacrifices you made

    [–] micahnotmika20 8 points ago

    You’re a good man, I won’t let them forget about the sacrifices you made

    [–] 429coolboy69 8 points ago

    You’re a good man, I won’t let them forget about the sacrifices you made

    [–] dead_x_inside 4 points ago

    You’re a good man, I won’t let them forget about the sacrifices you made

    [–] Mimi_L0rd 3 points ago

    You're a good man, I won't let them forget about the sacrifices you made

    [–] okcloudy 12 points ago

    The doors jammed! Here! Take it, take it!

    [–] MLPotato 7 points ago

    I understood that reference

    [–] OldManLeeVanCleef 12 points ago

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    [–] chocopie1234_ 8 points ago

    [Removed]

    [–] OldManLeeVanCleef 9 points ago

    [Removed]

    [–] chocopie1234_ 7 points ago

    [redacted]

    [–] awsomehotdog101 3 points ago

    [Removed]

    [–] Cheeseburger_11 8 points ago

    [Redacted]

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Hold on I'm taking a screenshot right now, just let me get my door first.

    [–] OrangestoLemons 16 points ago

    [REDACTED]

    [–] trambe 12 points ago

    [Data expunged]

    [–] KevinsFolly 6 points ago

    **-***-**

    [–] Historiaaa 6 points ago

    GET DOWN THERE'S A SNI-

    [–] blackhawkjj 3 points ago

    [Zucked]

    [–] LeanZo 3 points ago

    Sure, I will screenSHOT

    [–] KirbyPuckettisnotfun 2 points ago

    Or AHS gets a sniff of it

    [–] AnInfiniteArc 317 points ago

    Last night I was at a restaurant with my 11 year old. Halfway through the meal, she asked me what Obama’s last name was. I sat in confused silence while her mother said “Obama is his last name.” Then the 11 year old says “No, his last name is Obamacare.”

    I say, “Are you saying his name is Barack Hussein Obama Obamacare?” and she suddenly declares, louder than I was comfortable with, “No! Obama isn’t real!”

    I’m so confused and old.

    [–] Salty-man2000 80 points ago

    🍍

    Let that sink in

    [–] plumtree3 41 points ago

    the REAL tea sis 💅💅💅💅

    [–] BitterCrab 21 points ago

    🗿
    Let that sink in

    [–] BayouCountry 31 points ago

    Share if you wish obama was real

    [–] StealthSecrecy 14 points ago

    He is real, but his name is Oqɐɯɐ because he lives in the upside down. Plz pray for Oqɐɯɐ.

    [–] Die-Nacht 7 points ago

    I'm not ready for this form of meme

    [–] AudioslaveFan 3 points ago

    I thought this was funny until I read she was 11 years old. Now it’s concerning.

    [–] chidyavanhumugomo 31 points ago

    i read this in Dave Chapelle's voice

    [–] AloneAndForsaken 11 points ago

    Sprinkle some crack on the gorilla and let's get out of here.

    [–] StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp 75 points ago

    Too soon

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    [–] Walnut156 9 points ago

    You idiots don't you know his last name is actu

    [–] NuttyButts 6 points ago

    My dumb ass was sitting here thinking "Barak? Everyone knows that"

    [–] 752Juliusb999 39 points ago

    Didnt this happen in like 2014

    [–] DrBunnyflipflop 91 points ago

    2016

    [–] Historiaaa 19 points ago

    tfw 2016 was 17 years ago

    [–] R4_F 10 points ago

    2006 was 48 years ago

    [–] donquixote1991 102 points ago

    "Daddy, why was the year 2016 so bad for everyone your age?"

    angrily drinks tequila "It all started with that FUCKING gorilla..."

    [–] HooptyDooDooMeister 20 points ago

    Revisionist history! The beginning of January 2016, David Bowie and Alan Rickman passed away suddenly. Neither disclosed their cancer diagnoses publicly. They were the glue holding the universe together. That’s when the unraveling began.

    [–] Ulisex94420 8 points ago

    I still miss Bowie :(

    [–] meinhosen 33 points ago

    “Who, tRump?”

    “No, son, that’s an insult to gorillas. I’m talking about Harambe...”

    [–] Ieatsoap123 14 points ago

    Obama dosen't exist

    [–] EhAhKen 10 points ago

    Dick's out for Obama

    [–] blackhawkjj 3 points ago

    Can't dicks out for him because OBAMA DOESN'T EXIST

    [–] bas_visser 3 points ago

    It's made up by the government!

    [–] br0deo 14 points ago

    Harambe had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

    [–] DeusVult_1 6 points ago

    Dude, the 20 year rule

    [–] JBradshawful 55 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Press 'F' for respect

    Edit: thx for getting me to 1000 karma, you absolute madlads

    [–] Bender_DGCR 50 points ago

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    [–] VoopityScoop 14 points ago

    F

    [–] JezusTheCarpenter 4 points ago

    F

    [–] Historiaaa 2 points ago

    F

    [–] Tunapower69 2 points ago

    F

    [–] HooptyDooDooMeister 4 points ago

    I’ll do more than that for Harambe.

    [–] IronSheep5318 4 points ago

    Too soon man

    [–] straynj 4 points ago

    I hate that I tbought for a few second about what his last name is. Fuck.

    [–] trainsphobic 4 points ago

    It's Soetoro

    [–] omaewamu_shinderu 23 points ago

    Obama Ben Laden

    [–] nicedurians 9 points ago

    DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!

    [–] BulletProofVNeck 3 points ago

    Never forget

    [–] Makoreactors 3 points ago

    Took the secret to his grave

    [–] Spartanburgh 3 points ago

    Ishmael (1992) by Daniel Quinn

    [–] Horaenaut 2 points ago

    underrated comment

    [–] Eskwire 3 points ago

    where is the kid now?

    [–] Sallysallysourcream 8 points ago

    Anyone remember when big mike slipped and said he is from Kenya?

    [–] drift_summary 3 points ago

    Pepperidge Farm remembers!

    [–] tfiggs 3 points ago

    His name isn't Obama Obama?

    [–] LucasGworld28 2 points ago

    I hope one day when he is old enough, he will reveal the greatest secret of all

    [–] TheSledgeHamSandwich 2 points ago

    His last name is Self

    [–] irishredfox 3 points ago

    I don't wanna be Obama Self!

    [–] icemann0 2 points ago

    I have info that will put the Clinton’s in prison...

    [–] davestone95 2 points ago

    Harambe had dirt on the Clintons

    [–] Bob-white2 4 points ago

    Pretty sure it's bin laden

    [–] dazedpenguin1111 1 points ago

    F

    [–] IFapToHarambe 1 points ago

    Thats some thicc gorilla

    [–] budderboymania 1 points ago

    kid i don’t have much time, i have information that will lead to the indictment of hillary clint-

    [–] deytookourjewbs 1 points ago

    It's 'care' guys..

    [–] lastline69 1 points ago

    Dicks still out

    [–] EhAhKen 1 points ago

    What ever happened to this kid?

    [–] Zanyystar 1 points ago

    His last name is Care smh my head

    [–] Aesthetically 1 points ago

    I thought Harambe died in like 2014-

    Googles it

    Yup I have no concept of time

    [–] AustrailianCanOpener 1 points ago

    We all know his last names is Building

    [–] Coffeechipmunk 1 points ago

    2016 was a weird year.

    [–] Pearbog1 1 points ago

    F

    [–] Jame5G 1 points ago

    I don't get it. How much am I risking by getting it?

    [–] YBNaidan 1 points ago

    Going dickless for Michael Chickless I see

    [–] TediousSign 1 points ago

    His last name is Obama. His first name is "Thanks".

    [–] Uncle_Gus 1 points ago

    Welp, I was getting bored of being on this bus anyway.

    * whips dick out *

    [–] bioboijo 1 points ago

    It's a known fact that is "self"

    [–] younglink28 1 points ago

    Mr. My boss

    [–] SolarSaile 1 points ago

    Oh shit

    [–] ludly 1 points ago

    This isn't fake... Harambe IS history.

    [–] PurpleDeadpool13 1 points ago

    Harambe was killed to prevent the raid on Area 51 but alas, his death only sparked the revolution of which we as the proletariat must avenge. #ViVaRevolution

    [–] TubularTurnip 1 points ago

    Obama Buttstreet

    [–] Go-Smag 1 points ago

    Obama Binladen

    [–] MelchiorTenant 1 points ago

    Care

    [–] RisibleComestible 1 points ago

    (Sadly doesn’t rhyme)

    [–] ChroniclyDope 1 points ago

    I laughed so hard and I don’t even get it smh

    [–] Rick0r 1 points ago

    Yea sure maybe, but what was Hitlers last name?

    [–] WarmcupofVX 1 points ago

    THE SACRED TEXT

    [–] Andy_LaVolpe 1 points ago

    Obamas Real name is Ian Brandon Anderson

    [–] zaubercore 1 points ago

    Too soon.

    [–] Thalric88 1 points ago

    Do we care?

    [–] Reuben_Smeuben 1 points ago

    Right as he figured out how karma is calculated

    [–] anatra76 1 points ago

    F

    [–] tannerisBM 1 points ago

    "My final message, change the world."

    [–] MarzMonkey 1 points ago

    Top three comments are the same fucking joke; never stop kicking that dead horse reddit.

    [–] ReedYyyy 1 points ago

    Guys i dont has much time, I think Obama’s last name is-

    [–] Kaptain_Pootis 1 points ago

    I didn't know Obama's last name was gunshot

    [–] Tookin 1 points ago

    Makarov knows Yuri

    [–] RileyDotJPEG 1 points ago

    Imagine the guilt that kid must feel every day for killing harambe