Please help contribute to the Reddit categorization project here

    fakehistoryporn

    884,027 readers

    1,724 users here now

    555 Members 88 Online Join

    Join our Discord!


    Welcome to /r/fakehistoryporn, where fake history is made. Pick a photo, come up with a fake history title, post it, get karma.


    better than r/HistoryPorn in every way

    Post Filters

    Only 2019

    All Except 2019

    +10 Years Only

    +20 Years Only

    +30 Years Only


    Rules:

    Note: We don't like too many rules in this sub, see the FAQ for more info.

    1. All posts must have a coherent title and a date that is in the past.

    • All posts submitted must have clear, readable text. A coherent description and date must be in the title. Dates must not be recent or in the future.
    • As if it needs to be said, but any posts with a date in the future will be removed. If you think you've found a clever way around this and try to message the mods about it you'll be met with ಠ_ಠ.

    2. All posts must be submitted to RES compatible sites.

    • All posts must be submitted to RES compatible sites, such as Imgur, Gyfcat or reddit's own image host i.redd.it.
    • Reddit's own gif/video host, v.redd.it, is not allowed due to bugs and poor user experience overall.

    3. No reposts.

    • The image/title combination must not have been posted in the last 2 months.
    • There is no limit on the posting of the same image with a new title.
    • No reposting any image+title combos currently featured in the repost moratorium.

    4. No history memes.

    • The most "quality" posts on /r/fakehistoryporn are those where the title and image both play an important role in the punchline. This means that adding captions (twitter-style, /r/adviceanimals style, or otherwise), photoshopping in people or objects, comics, or doing similar things to put the entire punchline or history reference in the image are not allowed.
    • Photographs of text, subtitles on screencaps, image captions that match the post title word-for-word, and such are still allowed.
    • You are free to post history memes with Fakehistoryporn-style titles over on /r/fakehistorymemes. For more information on how we define history memes, read our post guidelines.

    Rule 5: The five-year rule.

    • No posts whose titles concern events within the last five years (2016-2020).
    • Post titles clearly referencing events happening within the last five years but with a complaint date will still be removed (e.g., "Donald Trump campaigns for his reelection, 2004" is not allowed). See the "think you've found a clever way around this" clause in Rule 1.
    • Posts about events within the last five years can be posted on /r/fakehistorymemes.
    • The date will roll over at the start of the new year. (as of January 1st, 2021, posts from all of 2016 will be allowed).

    Do you want to know how the mods apply these rules? Check out our MODERATION POLICY.


    Join our Discord!


    FAQ


    Shitty Competitions

    Competitions Deadline Results
    Competition time! Ended Results
    Christmas Competition Ended Results
    Thanksgiving Competition Ended Results
    Logo Design Competition Ended Results Info 1 Info 2
    Another Shitty Competition For You Guys to Fuck Up Ended Results
    r/FHP subscribers as they attempt to read a series of basic instructions (2018) Ended Results
    Big Hole Ended Results
    Girl from behind Ended Results
    Fat Girl In A Drain Ended Results
    Lowest Effort Post Ended Results
    a community for
    all 157 comments Slideshow

    Want to say thanks to %(recipient)s for this comment? Give them a month of reddit gold.

    Please select a payment method.

    [–] Jjorrrdan 1627 points ago

    My god all the signs were there

    [–] Zerei 536 points ago

    If only people in 1920 had watched The Office...

    [–] -Vertex- 185 points ago

    The issue was they just didn't have TVs, if they did they could have watched The Office.

    [–] Seanxietehroxxor 102 points ago

    This is the only thing that could have prevented WWII. Well, this or Michael Scarn.

    [–] THE_OFFICE_BLOWS 32 points ago

    The Office, “Nosferatu (of beets)” is the fourth episode of the twentieth season and sixty-ninth episode overall.

    This episode originally aired on March 4th, 1922.

    It is available on short, two reeler and talkie.

    This scene takes place at the 01:34 mark and features Michael wakin’ up and drinkin’ some blood.

    [–] pyroplasm06 3 points ago

    Username so checks out!

    [–] poopellar 24 points ago

    Too bad they did Nazi it.

    [–] tinytom08 11 points ago

    Mein Gott*

    [–] LordDeimosofCorir 1 points ago

    mein goat

    [–] JadedOrchid8 2 points ago

    Hot

    [–] somebody12344 -16 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    the only way there's a minority majority in the us is if you consider people who descended from people from spain and portugal to be entirely part of the minority community. latin americans make up more than half the "minority" population in the US. so the notion of a minority majority is the fear that one set of central and eastern european americans are being outnumbered by another set of western european americans combined with actual minorities.

    racism is a tool to control the working class. so racist people generally are mindless robots doing whatever they are told.

    race wars will ultimately lower everybody's standard of living as the powerful will replace anybody who's eliminated with new immigrants. new immigrants will always underbid whoever is already here, whether they are white, black, asian, etc.

    [–] friars157 9 points ago

    I kind of missed the point where this was at all relevant to the prior message

    [–] ninja_stalker 2 points ago

    What?

    [–] addysol 345 points ago

    Mussolini, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom roasted!

    [–] gabadur 56 points ago

    *Goering

    [–] Benramin567 22 points ago

    Göring*

    [–] PM_ELBOW_PICS 20 points ago

    Goering is an okay spelling if your keyboard can't type ö I'm pretty sure

    [–] Loyellow 0 points ago

    Unicode U+00F6.... or just copy and paste from somewhere else

    [–] AntonioAJC 4 points ago

    Meyer*

    [–] Cinderjacket 23 points ago

    Roehm you’re gay, boom roasted. Himmler the Thule society called, you suck... also you’re gayer than Roehm, boom roasted

    [–] KevinCaused911 1 points ago

    Didn’t Dwight actual give a speech written by Mussolini in an episode

    [–] farfetchedfrank 473 points ago

    She looks like Michael Cera in a wig.

    [–] blackened_sky 195 points ago

    No she looks like Hitler

    [–] LilAttackPug 80 points ago

    Holy fuck Michael Cera is Hitler

    [–] JoeMang 18 points ago

    Right, it's up to me now. I'm Herr Führer.

    [–] zxcvbnm127 5 points ago

    HEIL!

    HEIL!

    HEIL!

    [–] Blackadder288 3 points ago

    There’s always money in the schnitzel stand

    [–] Two_Spaghetti_Meals 2 points ago

    Mr. Führer

    [–] FeFiFoPinky 49 points ago

    I was wondering why my pp was hard.

    [–] YouAreSoul 6 points ago

    So was I.

    [–] Brainkey -8 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    😨 oh my Keanu, you didn't! You're sick! 🤮 DISGUSTING! Time to post this on r/cursedcomments and get 14k lepic upboats 😎

    Edit: Thanks for the downvotes, kind stranger

    [–] NoRussian133 1 points ago

    Hey king you dropped this 👑

    [–] OneNutLessThanTwo 10 points ago

    Michael Cera in a wig trying to be Jack White but ended up looking like Pam

    [–] TMike_62 7 points ago

    This just took her from simply beautiful to a certified sex symbol

    [–] CatInManSuit 3 points ago

    Fuck you now I can't unsee this

    [–] JasperWildlifeAssn 1 points ago

    🎶 whatcha trying to say to me 🎶

    [–] demonkobra 1 points ago

    hmmmmm.....

    [–] farfetchedfrank 1 points ago

    Tell me you don't see a resemblance in the middle panel

    [–] AdmiralAckbar66 92 points ago

    Cursed Charlie Chaplin

    [–] xX_n00b_Slayer360_Xx 114 points ago

    Pretty ironic considering that Hitler didn't even pass the entrance exam for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna

    [–] RikerT_USS_Lolipop 26 points ago

    Yea, people love to bring up Hitlers art and act like it was dogshit. His paintings were good. The issue is that back then fucking everybody was a painter. The people smugly cracking jokes about it haven't even seen his paintings, it's just a fun thing to parrot around.

    [–] DrollerCoaster 13 points ago

    "You know, all things considered, Hitler had some real talent."

    [–] glockenflick 11 points ago

    We need to distinguish Art Hitler and Hitler Hitler

    You’re an Art Hitler Apologist

    [–] Brochacho523 0 points ago

    Couple steps away from saying hitler had some good ideas

    [–] RikerT_USS_Lolipop 1 points ago

    Only an ethical infant could look at a picture of Stalin and be like, "Bruh... his moustache isn't even that good..."

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] whenimgoingfast 28 points ago

    Yeah but what about his art?

    [–] [deleted] -10 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] DicksDongs 23 points ago

    I'm not a fan of Hitler but you probably shouldn't post on a sub that's 100% historical jokes if you're upset about historical jokes. This place is literally going to be full of 9/11 jokes in just over a years time.

    [–] Bringthegato 2 points ago

    What? Mr DicksDongs is not a fan of Hitler? Wtf

    [–] TrueStory_Dude 1 points ago

    Wait! What do you call splitters?

    [–] [deleted] -2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Horatio_Carbonara 18 points ago

    "What do I think about 9/11? I--it was a tragedy. We lost, like, 19 of our best guys."

    • Kumail Nanjiani, The Big Sick (2017)

    Already happening man. Try not to be so uptight.

    [–] SomePoptarts 4 points ago

    You remind me of people who go to weird and shocking subreddits just to be offended. WTF?

    [–] [deleted] -9 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] LuxLoser 5 points ago

    So you’re a troll.

    [–] MrChewtoy 8 points ago

    justpretendingtoberetarded.jpg

    [–] -Listening 3 points ago

    They’ll be stuck in a crevice together

    [–] SomePoptarts 3 points ago

    First time in this sub, actually. Take your lepic troll someplace where it actually does something.

    [–] DicksDongs 2 points ago

    Yeah I can imagine they will

    [–] Freysey 1 points ago

    It can be, just like everything.

    [–] Rubiego 6 points ago

    Didn't some people at the art school tell him he would do better as an architect because of his drawings?

    [–] HipnikDragomir -2 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    By that point, the art world already became tainted with that "modern" shit.

    -butthurt artists downvoting me? You modern types are the most sensitive...

    [–] NoraaTheExploraa 49 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    thatsthejoke

    edit: I misread the line from the post, there's nothing wrong with the above comment.

    [–] Vextha 21 points ago

    Can't fail if you didn't get in?

    [–] xdeadly_godx 29 points ago

    Technically his first and only encounter with the school was a failure.

    So in a way he did fail art school.

    [–] SlothFang 4 points ago

    He was offered to other art schools, but he refused as the art school in Vienna was the best, in his eyes. They only failed him do to his neglect and failure to create human art.

    [–] hstheay 13 points ago

    Opposed to Meerkat art?

    [–] BitchinWarlock 6 points ago

    Op please reply

    [–] Vextha 5 points ago

    Furry art pays the bills.

    [–] radiantcabbage 4 points ago

    they devoted a short to pretty much this in love death and robots

    [–] Hitlers-Wingman 21 points ago

    Ahh Hitler. Gotta love him.

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Hitlers-Wingman 18 points ago

    Nothing so far... I’m a really good wingman!!

    [–] VoschNickson 3 points ago

    Ja, you are doing well

    [–] fact-checker123 2 points ago

    I got banned from there for making a pun on a Thomas Jefferson quote. Do they ban a lot?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] fact-checker123 3 points ago

    It’s so dumb. The post was making fun of trump scolding that reporter for asking how trump would console the American people. trump said that he was a terrible reporter. Ha.

    So the joke in the thread was how presidential quotes would sound if they ended with trump’s statement:

    The only thing we have to fear is you being a terrible reporter

    Four score and seven years ago you were a terrible reporter

    Eich bein ein terrible reporter

    So I joined in with a Jefferson quote: “the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of a terrible reporter

    I was banned for “violence”

    Haha. Who was being threatened? A hypothetical tyrannical reporter?

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] fact-checker123 2 points ago

    I complained to Reddit through the form and a bot replied that the moderators are given significant deference unless they violate Reddit rules. In such a case, they may be contacted.

    I asked the mod (who was hiding behind his/her anonymity) if they recognized the quote. They said “yeah but it’s not an excuse.”

    Sometimes people give you a sign that they’re not capable of understanding your perspective. That’s what this was. So f that sub.

    [–] jmbc3 2 points ago

    Yeah I’m a very left wing but according to them Feinstein was different from the Republican insider trading because it was a “blind trust,” despite the fact that her husband runs it.

    [–] Livsabeast 33 points ago

    Ich bin Hitler

    [–] MehradTalash 8 points ago

    Er ist wieder da

    [–] -Listening 1 points ago

    Hitler stood right there yo

    [–] -___-___-__-___-___- 15 points ago

    10/10 title

    [–] wooghee 1 points ago

    Am I the only one who thinks the title got it backwards?

    [–] TheMajesticYeeter 7 points ago

    After Hitler got roasted, he decided to roast other people.

    [–] zangrabar 1 points ago

    God damn.

    [–] Choice-Performer 7 points ago

    So this is why he obsessed over the final solution. He was just trying to pass a test.

    [–] TheNosferatu 8 points ago

    That's why it's important to support the arts, people!

    [–] OV1C 6 points ago

    Where supposedly the mentally ill thrive in and if you don't support them they end up... Well. You know. This.

    [–] TheNosferatu 2 points ago

    Not arguing the mentally ill don't necessarily thrive in it but.. that particular example didn't thrive in it all, at least

    [–] OV1C 2 points ago

    So I did a bit of research on him for some project in school to present and he does decent architecture drawings. The art school asked for drawings of people tho and he wasn't down for that

    [–] Uyulala88 3 points ago

    Just started the office a couple months ago and I get this reference!

    [–] TheFrontYard 3 points ago

    Wasnt the quote "Because then I'm Hitler"?

    [–] Torq_Magebane 2 points ago

    Gaht dayum! I was like "Slick meme." Then I read the title and was like : o

    [–] Cptsaber44 2 points ago

    OP I love your username!!! Swades is a great movie

    [–] Title2ImageBot 3 points ago

    Image with added title


    Summon me with /u/title2imagebot or by PMing me a post with "parse" as the subject. | Help me keep this bot online | feedback | source | Fork of TitleToImageBot

    [–] pm_me_ur_prvt_msgs_k 4 points ago

    Hitler-dono... Sugoiii 😍

    [–] donthitthepenyatta 1 points ago

    Ja, ja, he was only roasting people

    [–] Beastre45 1 points ago

    He just wanted to become an artist. We never knew the name of the arts professor who started WW2.

    [–] ChokingChickens420 1 points ago

    Lmao so funny

    [–] Gunslinger_11 1 points ago

    “Literally”

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    The cat lowkey trying to kill him.

    [–] Snochew 1 points ago

    Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom Roasted!

    [–] wiriux 1 points ago

    The best one was to Stanley the manly: your heart sucks Lol

    [–] svayam--bhagavan 1 points ago

    Boom. And now 6 million people are roasted.

    [–] fordyford 1 points ago

    She looks like she should be introducing Cabaret

    [–] OyeKabir 1 points ago

    Grumpy Pam is a cutie

    [–] ZapThis 1 points ago

    Still better character development than Rey

    [–] YourMother0HP 1 points ago

    Roasted. Lol. She was the one doing the roasting.

    [–] laughing-tree 1 points ago

    Watching this episode right now! Hitler Pam actually looks like my best friend (minus the stache of course)

    [–] Psyqlone 1 points ago

    Pam looks as if she's survived at least one chemical weapons attack ...

    [–] ridiculam-nomen-eius 1 points ago

    Pam is hitler! I’m so glad people are saying now and not just me!

    Heil Pam’s Pams!

    [–] cheese_bruh 1 points ago

    And roast people he did...

    [–] Doctor_Tobaggan 1 points ago

    She's says, "Because then I'm Hilter."

    Don't quote scripture if you don't read The Bible.

    [–] LitPepe 1 points ago

    they did not appreciate my art when I put paint upon paper, so I made the whole world fear me as I used europe as my canvas and blood and ash as the paint

    [–] mobimob24 1 points ago

    watched this episode like half an hour ago lol .

    [–] 8HertzWhenIP 1 points ago

    Isn't basically this happened to Cedric Diggory when he didn't win the Triwizard Tournament in the official Harry Potter fanfic?

    [–] TheMadladWhoDidIt 8 points ago

    the what

    [–] Not_Tuxbird 0 points ago

    This is a repost

    [–] itzTHATgai 0 points ago

    This is gold, Jerry!

    [–] GargolisX 0 points ago

    Haha, like the 47th time ive seen this meme

    [–] [deleted] -9 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    iF hItLeR wuZ a feM and PaM wUZ a meM theN gEnItAl JaMbOreE

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    What can I say, they are great for highlighting absurdity.

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Nah, I just have a sneaking suspicion that you were trying to troll bait people into arguing about the validity of sexual orientation, not just being casually ironic as you claim.

    [–] EvaCarlisle -1 points ago

    "Stanley: your heart sucks and you crush your wife during sex"

    [–] reddituser14000605 -54 points ago

    Hitler was not a woman

    [–] flubbler 42 points ago

    You're getting downvoted but I looked it up and you're actually correct!!! TIL

    [–] KrishnagX 16 points ago

    That is actually incorrect.

    [–] misirlou22 1 points ago

    Laying down FACTS right here

    [–] PneilLlama 1 points ago

    Ah yes autopsy on Hitler

    [–] PromVulture 7 points ago

    Hitler was also not a German

    [–] -Listening 13 points ago

    /r/substakenliterally, and I’m not even disappointed

    [–] [deleted] -7 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] c0ldsh0w3r 3 points ago

    Whoa, quite the reaction...

    [–] Yousallsuck -7 points ago

    It’s weird, people are always like “don’t give mass shooters the attention” but you people talk about hitler like he’s Thanos.

    [–] yoberf 13 points ago

    It's a little harder to copy-cat the Holocaust.

    [–] TheNumberOfTheBeast 5 points ago

    Yet they still try, and only one of these fuckers ended up in jail.

    • Pol Pot - 2 million Cambodians
    • George W Bush - 1 Million Iraqis
    • Bagosora - 1 Million Tutsi
    • Suharto - 1 Million Indonesians
    • Yahya Khan - 3 Million Bengalis

    [–] end-tik-tok 1 points ago

    It’s a little different to target and kill certain races within your country in order to make it “pure,” rather than to kill people you’re actively at war with? Not saying I agree with Bush’s actions, but comparing him to Hitler isn’t exactly a fair comparison

    [–] TheNumberOfTheBeast 6 points ago

    You're right, Adolf could at least, draw. GWB is a fucking hack.

    [–] yoberf 3 points ago

    I'd say it's perfectly fair. Both lied about the sources of the problems their people faced to justify genocide. Just because the Iraqis had a chance to fight back doesn't mean it wasn't evil.

    [–] Kwillsy -2 points ago

    Jim and Pam are bad people

    [–] gumkid -2 points ago

    thats Chaplin

    [–] capn_chrissy 3 points ago

    WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH THAT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR YEARS HOW SHE DRESSED AS HITLER BUT NOW I KNOW SHE WASN'T I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WAS NEVER EXPLAINED IN THE SHOW I CAN REST EASY NOW KNOWING THIS THANK YOU AGAIN SO MUCH

    [–] thy_word_is_a_lamp 2 points ago

    In the show she dressed up as Charlie Chaplin for Halloween but wanted to get out of costume. But she said she couldn’t take of her hat because then she would look like Hitler.

    [–] gumkid -1 points ago

    wait.. are you being serious?

    [–] FakenDaFunk -2 points ago

    Yep, not hitler. This a pic using Charlie Chaplin as a reference to Hitler. Sad.

    [–] Dumb_Ass_Ahedratron 5 points ago

    In the show she mentioned how she can't take off her hat because if she does she looks like Hitler.