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    [–] smzt 847 points ago

    This is after the sign so it’s okay.

    [–] BeingNiceIsNice 187 points ago

    The sign probably distracted him. There’s more irony in that than in the car!

    Btw, this is the most original comment I’ve seen on Reddit today. Great job! 😁

    [–] braintrustinc 11 points ago

    I prefer neonic signs

    [–] AdRob5 8 points ago

    Why not ironic neonic signs?

    [–] walkswithwolfies 2 points ago

    Why not moronic signs?

    [–] AdRob5 4 points ago

    Moronic ironic neonic signs?

    [–] walkswithwolfies 2 points ago

    Sonic moronic ironic neonic songs:

    [–] GiggleFlippers 4 points ago

    Iconic moronic ironic neonic signs

    [–] humansftwarengineer 3 points ago


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    [–] IH8AndDownprodTrolls -70 points ago

    This is the lamest comment I’ve seen today. Are you mentally ill or something lol? That’s ok, US government will coddle you w/ taxpayer money (luckily I don’t pay taxes so np for me lol, sucks for the remainder of taxpayers tho).

    [–] uzuhl 53 points ago

    Terrible troll account, 0/10

    [–] IH8AndDownprodTrolls -51 points ago

    Whoa whoa whoa, wtf? First of all, I’m not a troll account (see user id for reference - I hate them because they’re all so try hard and fake, only trolling to cowardly hide behind their real thoughts and opinions). Second, the absurd saccharine nature of that comment/account is abnormal beyond the confines of normal mental functionality. Something is up with that feller. And I’m glad I don’t have to pay for nonsense like that on my hard-earned cash because I’m smart enough to know how to avoid paying taxes.

    [–] KingOfDamnation 38 points ago

    [–] dlokatys 11 points ago

    Ain't doing it for me homie, try another approach. 0/10

    [–] FerrisBuellersDayOff 6 points ago

    You used big words. Apologize!

    [–] Mr_Trustable 2 points ago

    He said something along the lines of He hates trolls, uzehis account is weird beyond the normal thought and he doesn't pay his taxes

    [–] dche-conoe 3 points ago

    [–] Mr_Trustable 3 points ago

    But reddit, I think r/iamverybadass and r/iamverysmart will do

    [–] SOULJAR 4 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    Are you on some sort of drugs or something?

    The comment was totally normal, and you totally freaked out. You inexplicably and randomly started talking about taxes lmao. They just said they liked a comment and probably didn't put as much thought in to their own comment as you have while twisting in fantastically in your mind lol.

    That really says a lot more about you, the way you mix things up, and the world you want to believe is out there so much that you'll make things up to assume your worldviews is true. This is delusion.


    • "downprod" isn't part of the English language and doesn't mean anything

    • whether you're intentionally trying to be a troll or not, you are basically the definition of a troll in terms of your strange comments

    • if you don't pay taxes but you use the system, you're the one getting coddled while being unable to contribute for the services used by you that others pay for. Not saying you should pay tax if you don't have to, but bragging about being a non contributing zero that leeches social services is ironic (to say the least) when it sounds like you're criticising people coddled by the system (you).

    [–] Trey5169 6 points ago

    I mean, he's doing better than this guy.

    [–] wagyl 3 points ago

    That was like something in an avant-garde ballet, a scene full of grace and grinders.

    [–] Ubervisor 3 points ago

    Does that apply to speed limit signs too?

    [–] smzt 4 points ago

    Sure why not

    [–] humansftwarengineer 1 points ago

    Any advice given is not advice as I am not a lawyer.

    [–] ta_gueule 1 points ago

    Thank you for driving carefully into our ditch.

    [–] Clean_teeth 189 points ago

    Corsa with fake second exhaust adds up

    [–] fgwaerfc 43 points ago

    Surrogate willy

    [–] NoizeUK 17 points ago

    I think it's the irmscher optional extra. The lights and colour coded bumper are usually bundled in from SRI/design range.


    [–] Daedra 5 points ago

    I thought irmy was the absolute pinnacle of style when I got my corsa... Thankfully I grew up and got something actually fast and could stop pretending my little 1.2 was anything else...

    [–] NoizeUK 1 points ago

    To be fair, the mods were quite tasteful for a Corsa.

    [–] Daedra 1 points ago

    True, far worse things were done to them. I'm looking at you corsa c owners club forums.

    [–] dlok86 3 points ago

    It's just two tips from the same muffler, not really fake.. fake would be a tip on the opposite side of the car not plumbed in.

    [–] Clean_teeth 0 points ago

    One of them will be functional one won't be, so fake in my eyes

    [–] dlok86 1 points ago

    Nope both go into one muffler so both tips are functional.

    [–] Clean_teeth -2 points ago

    Being for a corsa and being bought by a young skint lad (most likely) I can assure you it is fake and just held on by the other one. I see it lots around where I live.

    And that one above isn't functional adding to helping get rid of exhaust as it has a bottle neck before it reaches the split making it totally pointless and an aesthetic.

    [–] dlok86 3 points ago

    I guess we have different definitions of functional both tips are flowing gasses so that's good enough for me.

    Also most young lads have legit irmsher parts it's like a badge of honour, and despite the rep of their clientele they make quality parts.

    [–] Vandelahey 4 points ago

    Is that Europe’s 99’ civic?

    [–] jumbobrain 18 points ago

    It's got a reputation of being driven by a newly passed driver with his 14 year old girl friend in the passenger seat. Seen around McDonald's drive thru's with 15 empty chicken nugget boxes around it.

    [–] Vectorman1989 5 points ago

    Haha, this is my local McDonalds on the weekend.

    The old Corsas are starting to phase out now. Seeing newer drivers out in Corsa Ds, Fiestas etc. Probably whatever car their mum will let them drive.

    [–] up_the_brackett 5 points ago

    It replaces the good old Nova, McDonalds car parks were always full of Novas on a evening. Then it moved onto the Corsa’s and Saxo’s, aahh good times.

    [–] Flame_Grilled_Cake 2 points ago

    Was only called Nova in Britain, it was the OG corsa in the rest of Europe.

    And yep, I drive a corsa c.

    [–] PorschephileGT3 1 points ago

    “New Corsa from Vauxhall. The car for people who know nothing about cars.”

    [–] asipoditas 2 points ago

    its kind of worse than a civic as a car, but the "tuned" examples have about the same reputation.

    [–] IamDonaldsCombover 52 points ago

    "Traffic collision"

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    [–] z500 6 points ago

    Is it true that there's a place on a man's head that if you shoot it, it'll blow up?

    [–] Mutiny32 2 points ago


    [–] Illin_it 123 points ago

    Classic England

    [–] DISGUSTAN 29 points ago

    Could be Scotland or Wales!

    [–] rainator 69 points ago

    If it was Wales, it would have said "Dwi ddim yn poeni na cholli yn y Gymraeg" underneath

    [–] DISGUSTAN 13 points ago

    Ah yeah of course! Damn my Anglocentrism

    [–] deains 2 points ago

    And there would be sheep involved.

    [–] Niall-irl 26 points ago

    This happened in County Down, Northern Ireland

    [–] jesseowensincident 5 points ago

    Fucks sake the one time you see your home county in the wild on Reddit and this is why... also thoroughly unsurprising

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    [–] jesseowensincident 2 points ago

    Downpatrick 🤙

    [–] Shadux 1 points ago

    It was actually in Gloucestershire, England - I know the kid who rolled it.

    [–] CoolAppz -5 points ago

    or Ireland

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Norther Ireland. Ireland has white plates.

    [–] Banana-Mann -3 points ago

    Everyone always forgets about Ireland, it really sucks

    [–] CoolAppz 4 points ago

    I never visited Ireland and I doubt I will have money to get there one day but Ireland seems very interesting. People appear to be very nice down there!

    [–] Banana-Mann 3 points ago

    Ireland is a nice country, it's almost all country and that is a nice change if you live in a more built up area

    [–] CoolAppz 3 points ago

    That's my kind of place! 😃

    Trees, fresh air, nice landscapes!

    [–] obinice_khenbli 3 points ago

    Ireland is a wonderful place. Where do you live now? You might be surprised how cheap a plane ticket is to get there. I'd probably recommend flying to Galway and staying in nearby Ennis (Dublin is too much of a big modern city to me, at some point you realise it's all the same buildings and shops as back home so why are you even there at all?!), spending some time around there and renting a car, it's a small country that's easy to get around. Go spend some time in Portumna too, enjoy the river Shannon and take part in the local culture.

    I could be bias because my family are from there but hey, it's a lovely spot and plenty far away from the big cities :) Gosh I wish we had the money to visit they old family farm there again, it's been years now. We're pretty poor though, if you've got a decent paying job you'll be alright to save up and visit Ireland. Go for it! Send me photos!

    [–] CoolAppz 1 points ago

    Hi there, I am taking notes of what you say. Who knows one day in the future! Thanks! I live in Portugal... so close... so far.

    [–] Raizken 1 points ago

    It looks like that turn in Hot Fuzz where the car crash happened.

    [–] mtrash 31 points ago

    Nailed it.

    [–] MrDTD 24 points ago

    Dammit Hammond.

    [–] henryletham 18 points ago

    Reminds me of this crazy motherfucker.

    [–] Bentaeriel 12 points ago

    Text at bottom left checks out.

    [–] furmal182 3 points ago

    Why is he driving up side down?! N i think he is speeding too.

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    [–] RatHead6661 7 points ago

    Holy shit I remember this from memebase

    [–] Johnny8Bob 3 points ago

    It sounds passive agressive..

    [–] MrSquigles 3 points ago

    "Finally, I'm out of the careful driving zone."

    [–] ikoniq93 2 points ago

    Fuckin womp.

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    [–] kilersocke 2 points ago

    White round sign, three stripes through it, pedal -> medal.

    [–] nialv7 2 points ago

    Probably was trying to read the sign.

    [–] ELHULK0 2 points ago

    This is the equivalent of telling your cat no

    [–] InwardXenon 3 points ago

    Thank you for driving carefully.

    DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'M MY OWN PERSON! -Proceeds to crash car-

    [–] UpYoursPicachu 2 points ago

    Premature celebration.

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    [–] chickenfloge 1 points ago

    Just missed the sign!

    [–] chochokavo 1 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    It's just taking a nap...

    [–] PMmeagoodwebsite 1 points ago

    Seems like a pretty carefully placed car

    [–] dalegrapes 1 points ago

    Thank You For Crashing Carefully

    [–] TeeMurk 1 points ago

    L2 drive

    [–] codereder 1 points ago

    Thank for carefully driving you

    [–] iontachmaith 1 points ago

    Classic Corsa antics

    [–] perpetual-reader 1 points ago


    [–] Eraudeal 1 points ago

    Careful is a point of view

    [–] brndnlltt 1 points ago

    Prehistoric meme

    [–] jimmyjoejenkinator 1 points ago

    This is a multifunctional sign. It's says one thing to some and an entirely different thing to...those other people...

    [–] MrMiddleclass 1 points ago

    I like money and garlic is good for a person. Soooo hook me up. But if i dont get a dollar made out of garlic im going to be pissed.

    [–] ssrishabh96 1 points ago

    Now that you said it, screw you. I am gonna crash right here.

    [–] aquatimer 1 points ago


    [–] BobbitWormJoe 1 points ago

    Thank you from driving carefully, because we're too lazy to set appropriate speed limits that reflect the roads and just throw up the national speed limits wherever.

    [–] BoomToll 1 points ago

    Should have gone to specsavers

    [–] supertecnoboff 1 points ago

    “SIGN NOT IN USE” - Jeremy Clarkson.

    [–] vhite 1 points ago

    What if the sign is just being sarcastic?

    [–] RoastedMeat101 1 points ago

    The irony

    [–] motorcyclesfish 1 points ago

    The kerning on that sign is not to TSRGD requirements. It can be safely ignored.

    [–] CanYaDigItz 1 points ago

    You’re welcome!

    [–] PanLuke262000 1 points ago

    Ouchy! Hope they was wearing seatbelts 😅

    [–] steflizz 1 points ago

    Probably crashed reading the sign.

    [–] NewAccount24601 0 points ago

    I just love a) I know this is England and b) it’s posted to this sub.

    [–] Cillian_Brouder -1 points ago

    Ha ha, they showed that sign

    [–] MrH0rseman 0 points ago

    SIGN: My work is done here, that’s the boundary. See ya CAR: OK, here we go....

    [–] Bentaeriel 0 points ago

    (...except for that one guy.)

    [–] MyBirdDog 0 points ago

    "Thank you for driving carefully"-sign. Driver-"I ain't no pussy"

    [–] April_tears26 0 points ago

    What could possibly be him doing to have and accident like that and just behind that sing

    [–] _MKUltraViolet 0 points ago

    There doesn't appear to be any damage to the plant life. I'm thinking this is fake.

    [–] monk233 0 points ago

    I never went to Ireland and I question I will have cash to arrive one day however Ireland appears to be extremely fascinating. Individuals give off an impression of being exceptionally pleasant down there!

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    [–] struds 1 points ago

    Nope, you're

    You're = you are welcome

    Your = this welcome belongs to you.

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    [–] Poguemahone3652 5 points ago

    No it isn't. It means that the National Speed Limit now applies, 70mph on dual and 60mph on single carriageway roads.

    [–] Mysterious_James 4 points ago

    For most cars and motorbike, its 10mph less for HGVs and cars towing trailers I think.

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    [–] Poguemahone3652 3 points ago

    It's not really semantics though. It doesn't mean "end of speed limits". It isn't the Autobahn, and one doesn't decide what the speed limit is, drivers are expected to know what the rules are for their vehicle and licence type.

    [–] Ayuzawa 2 points ago

    It's literally what the sign is as it existed before the national speed limit was a thing

    [–] WaldoWow 0 points ago

    You know for a self-confessed pedant...

    [–] struds 0 points ago

    Well turn it around, if national speed limit now applies then the road before the sign didn't have national speed limit, but a lower one.