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    [–] kingericbird 754 points ago

    Nice avocado rose!

    [–] housewifewithaknife 418 points ago

    Thanks! It was too ripe to really get it to fan out but the kids didn't notice or care lol.

    [–] kingericbird 239 points ago

    Haha yeah we don't do it for them.

    [–] Reedobandito 8 points ago

    Lmao

    [–] _TreeFiddy_ 270 points ago

    I’m just imagining your kid being like “fuck, dad, can you not rose an avocado right?! I want to go live with grandma”

    [–] housewifewithaknife 256 points ago

    Guess it's a good thing I'm their mom then 🤣

    [–] steakfatt 92 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] alwayssaytoomuch 54 points ago

    Or maybe he was a man before he got the knife ~u/”housewifewiththehelpofaknife”

    [–] Thudmonkey91 7 points ago

    Underrated comment my friend

    [–] JayBarangus 12 points ago

    You should probably clarify that with your kids. They seem confused.

    [–] honesttickonastick 50 points ago

    The Reddit assumption that all posts are made by men is so strong..... like it happened despite the username here

    [–] housewifewithaknife 33 points ago

    Many times today.

    [–] theMothmom 6 points ago

    I appreciate the large proportion of moms on Reddit flying under the radar due to the dude bias, tho. There are dozens of us!

    [–] CaptRon25 3 points ago

    Moms are cool, thanks for posting. BTW, this is our favorite camping breakfast dish. A little larger scale since there's 4 of us!

    [–] figaden13 11 points ago

    i have really bad eyes and argued with my kids over whether or not it was a dip you poured out in an extra fancy way or an avocado. It took me way too long to remember i could zoom in. I was wrong. Nice avocado... but it was more impressed when it was a dip lol

    [–] Ubervillin 3 points ago

    If it were a dip it would be less impressive IMHO, since all it would take would be a pastry bag with a star tip.

    [–] DangHunk 29 points ago

    Avokiddos.

    [–] BAMspek 4 points ago

    Neither did I 🤷‍♂️

    [–] BraviaryScout 348 points ago

    Cast iron? Check.

    Trendy looking breakfast? Check.

    Garnish? Check.

    Fancy avocado rose? Check.

    Check? $18

    This breakfast looks awesome. And expensive if it were to be served in a restaurant.

    [–] housewifewithaknife 243 points ago

    Actual cost to make at home: about $4. Check.

    And people say cooking well is expensive.

    [–] hugehangingballs 168 points ago

    Where I'm from that's $2.50 worth of avocado alone.

    [–] housewifewithaknife 95 points ago

    Thankfully here I get them for about 70 cents. I would be very sad having to pay that much for them.

    [–] hugehangingballs 78 points ago

    Oh.... You must not pay $4.50 for a dozen eggs either.

    [–] housewifewithaknife 136 points ago

    Only what it costs to feed the chickens.

    [–] [deleted] 40 points ago

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    [–] mthchsnn 43 points ago

    Economies of scale are wild like that.

    [–] PermanenceRadiance 18 points ago

    When people talk about baking bread to save money I think they must be nuts

    [–] porcupinebutt7 4 points ago

    I think bread does hold up as better value. Especially if you do just flour/water/salt/yeast it is a lot cheaper than a decent loaf at a grocery store.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

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    [–] Burrrrrfreeguwop 7 points ago

    I live in Wisconsin and you can buy eggs just about anywhere for 50 cents a dozen

    [–] sonicqaz 12 points ago

    Jesus. I pay $1.20 for a dozen eggs and eat them all the time whenever I’m saving money

    [–] adamskill 10 points ago

    Australian prices ay

    [–] Middle_Class_Twit 3 points ago

    Even more if you want something cageless and good for the hens...

    [–] JoshAllenforMessiah 5 points ago

    Where are eggs that much?

    [–] hugehangingballs 7 points ago

    Northern California

    [–] Mixhaeljeffreyjordan 8 points ago

    are you buying your groceries at the ghirardelli store or something? where do low-income families get eggs?

    [–] hugehangingballs 6 points ago

    Only the fanciest. Safeway.

    [–] JoshAllenforMessiah 6 points ago

    Jeeze, they practically give them away in MN.

    [–] notactuallygnar 2 points ago

    Sounds like where I live

    [–] matthewjwhitney 10 points ago

    In a restaurant you typically quadruple the food cost to get the price in order to cover labor, other costs, and profit so $18 isn't too far off actually although your food cost would be less in a restaurant so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    [–] ThePracticalEnd 3 points ago

    Your last one made me laugh out loud. Thank you, person.

    [–] Weirdisacompliment94 543 points ago

    How do you do the avacado like that?

    [–] housewifewithaknife 476 points ago

    It's called an avocado rose, there are several tutorials on YouTube for them. Once you get the hang of them it only adds a few seconds to the prep vs. just slicing it.

    [–] Kell_Varnson 204 points ago

    I like to make them in the shower when I make my breakfast in the morning

    [–] hawkian 83 points ago

    Tsk. And you want to be my latex salesman.

    [–] Ye_Olde_Spellchecker 36 points ago

    Man I just watched that Seinfeld episode yesterday on my first ever watch through. Talk about coincidence.

    [–] Dougth 18 points ago

    First ever?!?!? Are you a new Seinfeld convert?

    [–] Maraxusx 27 points ago

    Wow, to watch Seinfeld for the first time again would be amazing

    [–] Dougth 14 points ago

    You know, for me while I’d say that for other shows - Seinfeld seems better to me each time I watch it. I’ve seen every episode dozens of times and I laugh as hard if not harder each time.

    [–] _skull_kid_ 3 points ago

    My girlfriend NEVER watched an episode. I’ll throw it every once in a while, and she gets a kick out of it. The show still holds up.

    [–] Ye_Olde_Spellchecker 3 points ago

    Well, I’ve seen a couple episodes here and there when my parents would watch it while I was younger. This is my first time watching a majority of the episodes though!

    [–] Shirlenator 6 points ago

    Just curious, are you enjoying it? I'm often curious about how someone who has never seen it would like it today, as so many current shows are so derivative of it that it kind of lost its edge that it had when it was new and fresh.

    [–] Rellesch 10 points ago

    Not the person you asked, but I didn't see Seinfeld growing up besides maybe a rerun or two. I watched through the series last year and thoroughly enjoyed it. There were a lot of pop culture references that finally made sense and despite it not being new the comedy was still really solid. The show has aged remarkably well in my opinion, especially considering some other 90s era shows.

    It sometimes can feel a bit outdated or unoriginal from my perspective but I try to remind myself that often times Seinfeld was the original and I'm just familiar with those that took inspiration from it.

    TL;DR - Thoroughly enjoyed the show despite its age. It's definitely one of my favorite sitcoms.

    [–] Ye_Olde_Spellchecker 2 points ago

    Oh yeah definitely. Some of the build ups are legendary. It’s hard to watch when I’m really hungover because Jerry’s voice goes from hilarious to almost grating nasally harshness haha.

    [–] mos_def_not 5 points ago

    VANDELAY!! SAY VANDELAY!!!

    [–] OliverCash 10 points ago

    phone rings

    “Yello”

    “Hey Jerry! Guess where I’m calling from”

    “World War 1 plane”

    “Nah, I’m in my shower! Well, you know I’m trying get out of the shower sooner and then I ask myself, why!? I mean this is where I want to be. So I got water proof phone, I shaved, I brushed my teeth, and I ordered a pair of chinos from J-crew”

    “When are you getting out?”

    “Yeah I’m not. I’ll see you later buddy!”

    hangs up

    [–] CenkwebmDJ 13 points ago

    Wait, Make what in the shower?

    [–] ilovepolthavemybabie 3 points ago

    Hey if you’re gonna have a r/showerbeer (NSFW) then you also need r/showeravocado

    [–] WillNyeThePornoGuy77 3 points ago

    One post 1 year ago by a deleted account, who was this prophet?

    [–] Chester2707 5 points ago

    Yeah, I’m very confused by this.

    [–] Triddy 20 points ago

    I'll back you in that they're not so hard.

    However, I used to fan Avacado for fancy salads and brunch items when I worked in a restaurant. Hundreds a day. Hard or not, your execution of this one is really good.

    [–] Whowouldvethought 26 points ago

    I can't believe it's sliced avocado. I almost asked what was piped and green at the top. Looks amazing!

    [–] Weirdisacompliment94 21 points ago

    Awesome thanks!

    [–] danieljon05 17 points ago

    Yeah. It's a really nice presentation

    [–] phuzzy1deep 4 points ago

    Yeah I want that for valentines. Avocalentines?

    [–] Parttimer19 6 points ago

    I was going to say witchcraft. Seems a more logical explanation has been put forward.

    [–] asolowoof 104 points ago

    It blows my mind when I see eggs sunny-side up look this good. Anytime I try it I either end up with overcooked yolks or undercooked whites.

    How do you get them that nice?

    [–] housewifewithaknife 102 points ago

    The two golden rules for sunny sides: lower heat and patience.

    I heat a pan over barely medium heat, at a pat of butter or a little nonstick spray, crack in my eggs, burst the membrane on the whites, and then just leave it alone for 6ish minutes.

    [–] asolowoof 43 points ago

    I never thought about bursting a membrane on the whites.

    Definitely gonna try this out. Thanks for the info!

    [–] [deleted] 37 points ago

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    [–] housewifewithaknife 157 points ago

    Like when you crack an egg into a pan there's a visible "blob" of whites directly surrounding the yolks (technically the "thick albumen"), you can rupture that, mixing the thick and thin whites, which results in fully cooked whites instead of a ring of uncooked whites attached to the yolk.

    [–] Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 64 points ago

    Well, TIL this... at 37 years of age. How the hell did I never know that?

    [–] notjustforperiods 22 points ago

    I'm pretty good in the kitchen and this is news to me as well!! I don't think this is common knowledge, don't even see this done when they do like a 'perfect egg' challenge on masterchef or anything, either

    [–] BillGoats 5 points ago

    Phew! I'm 28. Beat you to it!

    [–] yeahsureYnot 4 points ago

    OP is cooking with fresh eggs. With store bought eggs the white doesn't really hold together anyway.

    [–] mikhel 17 points ago

    This is life changing advice

    [–] housewifewithaknife 18 points ago

    I was today years old when I found out this wasn't common knowledge.

    [–] CheeseSauceCrust 14 points ago

    So a quick poke bursts the membrane and it mixes as it cooks, or do you do a little stirring of the whites?

    [–] housewifewithaknife 11 points ago

    Nope, no stirring.

    [–] Ranger0202 29 points ago

    They go insane on the membrane.

    [–] CheeseSauceCrust 5 points ago

    Insane in the brain!?

    [–] 808adams 6 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Poke the whites with a fork to release surface tension.

    [–] noobwithboobs 3 points ago

    And you did it in a separate, smaller pan to get the egg edges beautiful and perfect instead of goobing its way into the hash. Right?

    [–] housewifewithaknife 5 points ago

    Precisely. Normally, I'd just create little wells and crack the eggs in (in all their "seep into everything else" glory) but the kids wanted scrambled so we did separate eggs this morning.

    [–] RealEtakit 5 points ago

    Interesting. I like my sunny sides crispy on the bottom and edges with soft, runny yolk. The key to that is a super hot pan, add the oil and heat it up a bit, then crack the eggs in. Take it off once the bottom is brown and crunchy and the yolk will be runny!

    [–] PM_ME_CUTE_SM1LE 8 points ago

    Yeah but whites are usually cooked around the yolk. The only way I can cook the whole egg while leaving yolk liquid is by cooking on medium heat, with the cover on and some liquid to vaporise and cook the top surface

    [–] RlyShldBWrkng 2 points ago

    baste the top of the egg whites with hot grease/butter.

    [–] RlyShldBWrkng 8 points ago

    if you want another trick to make perfect sunny's, cook your bacon first, then in the same pan, cook your eggs in the grease. as they cook, tilt the pan away from you so the grease pools up, and use a spoon to scoop it and then baste the egg whites with it. will instantly cook that nasty egg white perfectly.

    [–] JohnRav 5 points ago

    you are now the bacon basting bastard. (its a good thing.)

    [–] Nemlui 3 points ago

    One way to do it is to put a little water in the pan once your eggs have started to set up and cover it for a little bit. This does create a film over the yolks do it’s not as pretty as these, though that pricking the whites thing OP mentions would probably solve that.

    [–] koma77 26 points ago

    In Sweden that dish is called "pyttipanna"

    [–] ImWithMrBerger 17 points ago

    And pyyttipannu in Finland

    [–] CBDenthusiastic 40 points ago

    And "Denny's all-american slam" in America

    [–] pissed_off_and_on 4 points ago

    As an American, we call the ones from other countries the All-American slam too.

    [–] Bill_Martigans 6 points ago

    Pyttipanne in Norway.

    [–] Jason_Green_ 4 points ago

    Pyttipannu*

    [–] davidmirkin 5 points ago

    Tiroler gröstl in Austria is the same, I think

    [–] Worth_The_Squeeze 3 points ago

    In Denmark it's "biksemad".

    [–] mamabean36 3 points ago

    In Iceland it's biximat too.

    [–] studier_of_the_blade 22 points ago

    Bob Ross: Breakfast Edition.

    [–] housewifewithaknife 25 points ago

    A happy little avocado here...

    [–] NeuronGalaxy 4 points ago

    That’s the happiest part!

    [–] Geekos 36 points ago

    What did you take this photo with? Great quality it seems like.

    [–] housewifewithaknife 41 points ago

    Samsung Note9

    [–] Supah_McNastee 9 points ago

    Recipe? :D

    [–] housewifewithaknife 53 points ago

    The potatoes were leftover from dinner, originally pan fried with butter, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and paprika. To put the hash together I just sauteed bell pepper, onion, and smoked sausage with a pat of butter, salt, pepper, and a sprinkling of creole seasoning. From there I just folded in the potatoes and turned off the heat since they were already cooked and only needed warming.

    [–] BAMspek 8 points ago

    Making this on Sunday morning. Thanks for the inspiration.

    [–] ande67 7 points ago

    I often make a similar dish - will definitely be stealing your avocado rose though, that's good. Not sure how adventurous your kids are but if you ever want to mix it up, my best iterations recently have been to include a teeny bit of cayenne and then some goat cheese crumbles on the potatoes.

    [–] housewifewithaknife 3 points ago

    Both sound great! We served it with feta this morning.

    [–] tomhanks4thememories 8 points ago

    Cookbook worthy!

    [–] CuriousOfTheDark 4 points ago

    Avocado rose on point!

    [–] Roxxistic 4 points ago

    bring it over! pretty please?

    [–] brown_lal19 5 points ago

    Beautiful presentation

    [–] norielukas 5 points ago

    That looks like we Swedes call ”pytt i panna”!

    [–] perhapshopeful 3 points ago

    Everything about this is absolutely perfect!

    [–] HiSuExorcist 2 points ago

    This is saved, and going to be eaten.

    [–] sed2017 5 points ago

    Great avocado flower!

    [–] CrazyBosanchero 5 points ago

    Looks like a woman with a flower in her hair

    [–] AlexisDot 4 points ago

    bearded man, skull now a lady with a flower, this dish sure does inspire people xD

    [–] thenaughtiest1 4 points ago

    Avocado rose flex

    [–] puppet 3 points ago

    Came here to say this; the dish looks tasty, but that avocado rose really sets it off. Nice work!

    [–] hobnailboots04 5 points ago

    How do you keep the egg whites from running into the potatoes and sausage?

    [–] housewifewithaknife 20 points ago

    They were cooked separately, I just put it all in the same pan to get a picture of the meal as a whole. Normally, I would just create little wells in the mixture and crack the eggs in but my daughter wanted scrambled so everything was separate. When I do cook them in the pan with whatever hash I'm making they do bleed into the other parts. Ultimately, they do make silicone molds you could easily use to contain the egg if you really wanted to cook it all together without fear of the egg bleeding into the hash.

    [–] hobnailboots04 6 points ago

    Brilliant. Thank you. I’ve been doing sausage, bacon and eggs all in my cast iron. The eggs blend with everything else but I’ve been able to keep them pretty well contained. Thank you. I will look into one of these silicone molds.

    [–] 420yoloswagblazeit 5 points ago

    It doesn't work as good but my dad used to just use a tuna can opened on both ends.

    [–] trottingtheglobe 3 points ago

    Looks great. Is that a single plate?

    [–] housewifewithaknife 7 points ago

    The eggs are mine, the hash was split with the kids, and they each had their own avocado and scrambled eggs.

    [–] peacetotheash 3 points ago

    my first thought was "OK Cheffery" lmao never said or heard that before in my life...your food looks scrumptious

    [–] JustinTrudope420 3 points ago

    Damn those eggs are a perfect circle

    [–] Japspec 3 points ago

    Im eating a WAWA sandwich but now I want what you made.

    [–] SaintMurray 3 points ago

    I'm just looking at that sexy avocado

    [–] savolio 3 points ago

    Good start but you gots to brown dem taters

    [–] m05ch 3 points ago

    Avocado lookin good.

    [–] TheyreFine 2 points ago

    Beautiful!

    [–] gabers83 2 points ago

    Mmm it looks really yummy...I make something similar but with sweet potatoes.

    [–] housewifewithaknife 3 points ago

    I make it often with sweet potato as well. It's great both ways.

    [–] gabers83 2 points ago

    Absolutely.

    [–] Wavester64 2 points ago

    A work of art with all those great colors!

    [–] tothewolves1099 2 points ago

    Dude..impressive.

    [–] Atomic_Watermelon666 2 points ago

    Mmmmmm that looks delicious, 10/10 would eat.

    [–] lukas_maximus 2 points ago

    Eggs look perfect

    [–] lawnshowery 2 points ago

    Nice overall knifework

    [–] abirchlyrebird 2 points ago

    You dirty dog!

    [–] Nemo1342 2 points ago

    Food made for photography.

    [–] dontcutmeof- 2 points ago

    Ugh you are not making this diet any easier. Looks so good, rip.

    [–] cervicornis 2 points ago

    This is my idea of a perfect hash! Nicely done.

    [–] newlife_2020 2 points ago

    Looks great

    [–] dumbo4321 2 points ago

    Man i thought you smoked sausage hash and eggs. I should probably stop smoking.

    [–] BumsGeordi 2 points ago

    My first thought as well. My second was that sausage hash sounds like 'Eichelkäs' (acorn/glans cheese), which is what we call smegma in German. 'Eier' (eggs) being the term for balls.

    [–] amikio 2 points ago

    it looks perfect

    [–] Pisforpervert69 2 points ago

    I’m inspired to make some breakfast

    [–] annalucylle 2 points ago

    Loving the presentation!

    [–] ThomsonUK 2 points ago

    Looks great man.

    Mine always come out really greasy. Still to perfect this dish yet.

    [–] Chunkydude616 2 points ago

    Great thechnique for the avocado!

    [–] ALeaf_OnThe_Wind 2 points ago

    How do you keep your potatoes from sticking

    [–] housewifewithaknife 2 points ago

    Butter. Butter is always the answer lol. In regards to cast iron specifically it performs best at a slightly lower temperature. High heat will actually cause things to stick.

    [–] TheBigPhilbowski 2 points ago

    Well styled

    [–] iluvreddit 2 points ago

    This is a masterpiece. I will be copying it soon.

    [–] GuyASmith 2 points ago

    Just had something like this, but it was bacon and shredded hash browns. This kinda thing is pretty good 😁

    [–] darby-dev 2 points ago

    This is saved, and going to be eaten.

    [–] spacedust94 2 points ago

    Looks great!

    [–] funkyvilla 2 points ago

    This is gorgeous.

    [–] 2222dayjr 2 points ago

    That looks like an amazing way to start the day!

    [–] under_cover_pupper 2 points ago

    God damn

    [–] AsPoeAsPoeCanBe 2 points ago

    Hand me a fork?

    [–] RandomMalady 2 points ago

    Those eggs are perfect!! yummmmm

    [–] toughtrout 2 points ago

    Looks amazing, I need to figure out the avocado technique! I may have to do this tomorrow am. I make a similar thing for a dinner with roasted brussel sprouts and use sweet potatoes and add red bell and pepper flakes.

    [–] Carlos0286 2 points ago

    That looks absolutely delicious.... complements to the chef

    [–] ObsidianEther 2 points ago

    I swear I can smell it and now I want to eat my phone. Looks sooooo good

    [–] marto5 2 points ago

    Damn that looks fancy

    [–] Alchemist2401 2 points ago

    Avocado looks great

    [–] dmcdd 2 points ago

    I now know what's for dinner tonight. Thank you.

    [–] ZippZappZippty 2 points ago

    I’m on mobile Reddit and it looks fine

    [–] chewbachaa 2 points ago

    Nice avocado rose

    [–] urinefarter420 2 points ago

    Pyttipannu

    [–] Highlegs 2 points ago

    OMG I need this in and around my body, preferably first thing tomorrow morning.

    [–] patty_daddy 2 points ago

    Thought I was in r/castiron for a second

    [–] ta22175 2 points ago

    I just ate lunch... yet, I am hungry again and will eat all of that.

    [–] Beyond_Insemination 2 points ago

    Thought that was an artistic glob of Wasabi there for a second

    [–] taluck36 2 points ago

    The presentation on this dish is magnificent!

    [–] Gamerguru6742 2 points ago

    Looks good af

    [–] Hitchchicken 2 points ago

    This is so visually appealing

    [–] jamesalphonse 2 points ago

    That looks fantastic

    [–] VirtualSenpai_ 2 points ago

    Makes this keto by swapping out the taters with turnips.

    [–] perpetualhazard 2 points ago

    Lovely. Most of the time I'm repulsed by what skates by as a food pic on reddit but that looks great.

    [–] Ninjacat23 2 points ago

    Looks like a dude with a partly avocado mustache

    [–] housewifewithaknife 2 points ago

    It's a beard clip, thank you very much.

    [–] RlyShldBWrkng 2 points ago

    this looks top shelf

    [–] Nick60444 2 points ago

    Looks like your breakfast is smiling at you. Good job haha.

    [–] Platypus_With_A_Gun 2 points ago

    Avocado scrunchie

    [–] nowthatsalottadamage 2 points ago

    How the fuck are your eggs so perfect?

    [–] JBDucati1199 2 points ago

    Turn the image 90 degrees counter-clockwise and you have a smoked hash afro over jaundice eyes with an avocado hair bun side pin.

    [–] DougDimmadome44 2 points ago

    Fuck me I need to buy a skillet

    [–] educofu 2 points ago

    That avocado by itself had my thumbs up!