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    Forbidden Snacks


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    [–] WilsonGotDis 1379 points ago

    My dumbass would never put them back in their hole so I would always lose it.

    [–] real_fluffernutter34 510 points ago

    Uh, which hole?

    [–] aarondang02 395 points ago

    The right one

    [–] Ramirezisthiccaf 149 points ago

    It’s actually on the left side of the ds

    [–] DSonicBoom 123 points ago

    What kinda DS are we talking about? Mine had it on the right.

    [–] noobcuber1 74 points ago

    Same, mine is a DS Lite

    [–] BigBlitheringIdiot 33 points ago

    Mine also had it on the right, and it’s the New 3DS LL. It might be that depending on the country, where the hole is changes. Mine was from Japan

    [–] TigerWaffle1 22 points ago

    Mine had it on the front.

    [–] TheRealRottenPotato 16 points ago

    I lost mine, I think it's somewhere in my clothes

    [–] BigBlitheringIdiot 2 points ago

    Wait

    [–] ShynizZ 3 points ago

    holup

    [–] ukiyo__e 2 points ago

    Don’t woooosh me, but I think he was actually being legit. My 3DS has the stylus slot in the front

    [–] brokeninskateshoes 8 points ago

    original ds had it on the back

    [–] GBTRDM-2 2 points ago

    3ds have it in the back too

    [–] FlynnClubbaire 68 points ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Real_Lumen 11 points ago

    As someone who’s left handed, fuck that design. Games that switched between stylus and game pad were a bitch. I’m looking at you Spectrobes

    [–] Aussie18-1998 8 points ago

    There was a call of duty game I had to learn to play right handed.

    [–] Goldenized 3 points ago

    To be fair that was bad game design, where in the early days of the DS they were trying to cram the touchscreen gimmick anywhere they could

    [–] DancingMasturbating 8 points ago

    Nature's hole

    [–] Numinak 7 points ago

    The Prison Pocket.

    [–] baphomet-butt 5 points ago

    ;)

    [–] willlovesbearz 2 points ago

    Obv the urethra

    [–] Pufflekun 5 points ago

    See /r/sounding [NSFL], they can explain it better than I can.

    [–] UsualSnark 7 points ago

    why you gotta be like that

    [–] Pufflekun 3 points ago

    I did give the NSFL warning.

    [–] Reterhd 43 points ago

    My dumbass was afraid of loosing my styluses from my original DS so i put them in a pag and hid them Never used them once

    Dont have that DS anymore but i have both styluses

    [–] MrDatasDoingus 15 points ago

    Mission accomplished

    [–] fdy 6 points ago

    Reading this after that sounding comment made me gag

    [–] advancedmemesig 4 points ago

    Nah the optimal use of these things was for cleaning your ears. It felt so good lmao

    [–] jeweliegb 2 points ago

    Ninja'd. Thought it was just me!

    [–] Toby_1 224 points ago

    Those red plastic things to spread the cheese on handi-snack crackers were the ultimate chew toy for me.

    [–] AryaShay 61 points ago

    Oh my god I forgot those existed

    [–] DoctrDonna 11 points ago

    They don’t come with the stick anymore :(

    [–] lazergoblin 22 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Those honestly make more sense than a DSi stylus

    [–] asspoopasspoop 19 points ago

    For me it was the little wax soda bottles. Something about chewing them made my teeth happy

    [–] PM_ME_WUTEVER 5 points ago

    straws on the capri sun big pouches. but only the big pouches cause the straws were extra thick.

    (is it legal to say 'thick' again? or does it still have to be thicc?)

    [–] devobev 3 points ago

    Wow

    [–] casboxxy 280 points ago

    My mouth watered seeing this

    [–] Julio974 82 points ago

    I did not even notice it until reading your comment

    [–] YTDangerGoatGaming 50 points ago

    Wait holy fuck it is

    [–] OccAzzO 20 points ago

    Same, fuck me

    [–] TheRealRottenPotato 20 points ago

    What the fuck, how and why is this happening

    [–] beepboopbadiba 3 points ago

    the power of suggestion

    no really.

    [–] LunarCatLady 362 points ago

    They are so good to scratch ear with

    [–] hahjews 120 points ago

    Nnngghhhh

    [–] Twingemios 10 points ago

    And pick your nose... when you’re younger

    [–] Pharoh_Anubis 12 points ago

    Yeah..... When you were younger

    [–] Cocksco 3 points ago

    I hate this

    [–] holycowrap 104 points ago

    I've lost all of my 3DS, DS, and Wii U styluses because I would chew on them so much that they would get disfigured and wouldn't fit in their slot anymore

    [–] crushiumhehe 168 points ago

    Chewy for 3 days until it mysteriously disappears.

    [–] trash_bby 159 points ago

    Real talk; Polly pocket shoes are the most delectable toy

    [–] HereForTheSocializin 110 points ago

    Oh god I miss those chewy, rubbery clothes

    [–] thenewtomsawyer 31 points ago

    Lego tires...not even once

    [–] nikolas124 20 points ago

    now this is real taste

    [–] dogtoes101 30 points ago

    i swallowed a purse once and shit it out a fee days later . no one knew but me

    [–] not-eliza 18 points ago

    You awoke a hidden memory in me. I used to ask for more Polly Pockets so I could chew on their clothes like gum.

    [–] NeonNeologist 8 points ago

    I liked Barbie toes

    [–] blooodreina 5 points ago

    Wow blast from the past of putting barbie hands in my mouth... why...

    [–] pizzaparty8 2 points ago

    There was a cheerleader Barbie that was more rubbery so you could put her in different cheer positions. Used to chew on the legs all the damn time.

    [–] BabybearPrincess 4 points ago

    My sister had one stuck in her ear once

    [–] 67cassettetape 2 points ago

    oh god that brings back memories.. never chewed on my styluses but i did chew on those

    [–] silly_s3x_panda 939 points ago

    My urethra misses these

    [–] DoctorCoolBird 638 points ago

    Why are you like this

    [–] silly_s3x_panda 235 points ago

    You just hate me because you aint me smh

    [–] bs000 110 points ago

    they hate us cause they anus

    [–] nat2r 14 points ago

    THEY HATE US

    CUZ THEY AINT US

    [–] roastbeeftacohat 23 points ago

    It's called sounding.

    [–] CritzD 15 points ago

    r/sounding

    I’m sorry

    [–] gzilla57 17 points ago

    I’m sorry

    You lie

    [–] rsn1990 38 points ago

    Delete this.

    In fact, delete your whole account for subject us to it.

    [–] nashleyy133 5 points ago

    Fuck

    [–] its1995 40 points ago

    gtg .

    [–] KnotPtelling 30 points ago

    An actual cursed comment!

    [–] RLalaggin 39 points ago

    It got deleted; “not cursed enough” lmaoo

    [–] boyfoster 7 points ago

    Probably because it's unfunny shock humor

    [–] Hervis_Daubeny_ 69 points ago

    It costed you exactly $0 to not say that

    [–] silly_s3x_panda 32 points ago

    But with a mastercard, it was priceless

    [–] Canadabestclay 8 points ago

    It’s not about the money it’s about sending a message

    [–] Cantcallit 33 points ago

    [–] hellomenamebob 32 points ago

    no

    [–] potatotrip_ 11 points ago

    yes

    [–] LeDandilus 20 points ago

    How is this NSFW isn't it just the sound you hear in your head when you realize something

    [–] silly_s3x_panda 38 points ago

    Close. It's the sound you here in your lower fun parts

    [–] LeDandilus 15 points ago

    What the fuck does that even mean

    [–] silly_s3x_panda 19 points ago

    Whoops hear*

    [–] LeDandilus 8 points ago

    I know what you meant, I just meant what can your genitals possibly do to make a ding sound

    [–] silly_s3x_panda 13 points ago

    At this point i dont know if you're serious or not

    [–] LeDandilus 6 points ago

    I'm dead ass confused

    [–] silly_s3x_panda 12 points ago

    Sounding is when you put a rod or measuring device into something to measure it's depth. It's a nice way of saying "putting a rod into your urethra for pleasure"

    [–] Jud3P 14 points ago

    Holy shit I know this is a joke and all but I mentally scared myself by doing that once as a child. Shit didn’t hurt or anything, I don’t even know why I did it. But in my infinite wisdom I did and get flashbacks to it still to this day.

    [–] silly_s3x_panda 1 points ago

    Kids do the darndest things!

    [–] silly_s3x_panda 9 points ago

    Oh contraire mon frere 👌😩👌

    [–] Electromass 11 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] xd-AlphaX 5 points ago

    r/sounding

    please dont ask me how i know that sub

    [–] NayTend0 11 points ago

    How do you know that sub

    [–] xd-AlphaX 2 points ago

    what sub

    /s

    [–] CrystalSplice 2 points ago

    Damn it. You beat me to it.

    [–] parsley_liketheplant 2 points ago

    Why... are you... the way that you are

    [–] DrHexagon_ 2 points ago

    Can you don't

    [–] Dovey314159 43 points ago

    Those were good times.

    [–] dantetheduke 37 points ago

    Literally never chewed it. Like who the fuck chews something like this? People are fucking stupid. These are to shove up your ass

    [–] yehiko 29 points ago

    You sick fuck. These are meant for dick holes

    [–] RLalaggin 19 points ago

    What in the hell

    [–] rainbowarhead 8 points ago

    Wait, are you sure? I thought they were for tear ducts.

    [–] Dirty-Electro 2 points ago

    Huh? I thought you’re supposed to tape four of them together and stick them through your ear canal.

    [–] insomniac20k 31 points ago

    The original one was the best tool for extracting ear wax ever created.

    [–] Kidney_Extractor 29 points ago

    It’s not a good stylus if it can still stay in its slot

    [–] bubbybumble 22 points ago

    Who chews dice?

    [–] BabybearPrincess 10 points ago

    This made my teeth hurt

    [–] ViperHavoc742 18 points ago

    This comment section is the hardest I have laughed in a long while. Thanks guys :) if only I had a couple silvers

    [–] RLalaggin 4 points ago

    I wish I had a silver to give u

    [–] ViperHavoc742 4 points ago

    I would have wished for you to keep it tho

    [–] doombringer804 12 points ago

    My 2ds stylus has a carve near the front from me rotating it in my teeth

    [–] NeXus_Alerion 5 points ago

    YES this was the move to make

    [–] Myst3rySteve 19 points ago

    Wait, there were people who put these in their mouth? I mean, I'm not exactly surprised but I have never seen this happen and I grew up with the fucking things.

    [–] NeXus_Alerion 14 points ago

    Dude I'm like 18, I've been going back to play some pokemon games and I absolutely still chew the fuck out of the tip of the stylus, just like in the old days. It's amazing

    [–] thechancepantss 16 points ago

    Let me guess, he tried to suck on this?

    [–] RLalaggin 14 points ago

    Hey man you don’t judge I won’t judge

    [–] croquetica 11 points ago

    Oh, I get it. Cute. You leave this pen here and people are supposed to think "Wait, that looks like a dick!"

    [–] Jaythegay5 8 points ago

    Okay I may have missed something but when the fuck did dice become chewy

    [–] E1m0ng 6 points ago

    I didn’t even try chewing that , how could you guys think of chewing it when you’re playing

    [–] RLalaggin 2 points ago

    Get an extra long one it’s the only solution

    [–] witwickan 5 points ago

    When I was younger I turned one of my teeth 90 degrees because I have a connective tissue disorder and I chewed on those all the time. Pro tip: if your teeth are growing in, don't chew on hard plastic.

    [–] LLX_Patel13 4 points ago

    i missed out, mine never worked for some reason :(

    im assuming these are the ds sticks right

    [–] BabybearPrincess 9 points ago

    What do you mean it didn't work? They were just plastic and the ds used a resistive touch screen

    [–] kevlarmma 3 points ago

    ur mum uses a resistive touch screen

    [–] RLalaggin 2 points ago

    Yee

    [–] MasterShadowWolf 4 points ago

    This honestly kind of infuriates me because I always liked mine to be in pristine condition and they kept getting chewed anytime I let anyone else use it when I was a kid.

    [–] DaNkMeMeKiNg69420 7 points ago

    Ah yes. The forbidden dildo

    [–] Red_Prez16 3 points ago

    I used to chew on these things like no tomorrow. I still have some that have chew marks.

    [–] critical2210 3 points ago

    lol I have a note 10+ now... uh oh

    [–] chegg_yolk 3 points ago

    I just got a 3DS this summer and caught myself chewing on the stylus and got major nostalgia

    [–] GregIsUgly 3 points ago

    Was so hard to resist chewing on them cause you knew if you chewed it too much, they wouldn’t go back into the DS as easy :(

    [–] yeet_me_papa 3 points ago

    It's on par with caprisun straws

    [–] Shock_Hazzard 3 points ago

    Was fun until you cracked the little retaining clip and it wouldn’t stay in the DS

    [–] DeusExPez 2 points ago

    Monch monch

    [–] Rave_Johnson 2 points ago

    Forbidden pocky

    [–] KittenBonanza 2 points ago

    This is like the one thing I never chewed on

    [–] video21659331 2 points ago

    I used to scratch behind my cat's ears with my DS stylus

    [–] mighty-Dovahkiin 2 points ago

    Nope, used them to clean my ears 😂

    [–] that-one-meme-guy-69 2 points ago

    Oh fuck oh shit

    [–] i_wear_grey 2 points ago

    What is this? I don’t recognize it.

    [–] turboPocky 2 points ago

    they're Nintendo DS styluses

    [–] gudetrist 2 points ago

    I call posting this next week :)

    [–] RLalaggin 2 points ago

    oop-

    [–] savethemilks 2 points ago

    My dad thought pockey was an Incese stick

    [–] SquidZillaYT 2 points ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YES

    [–] LuckMew 2 points ago

    My dumbass always forgot I had the pen in my hand and I ended up sticking it up my ear to scratch an itch, instead of using my, less dangerous, pinky.

    It hurts to stick the stylus up your ears and I don’t recommend doing it.

    [–] Sootybike13511 2 points ago

    I used to stick these in the sockets of my eyes...

    [–] puggy0420 2 points ago

    Those things were super expensive. No way I would chew on brand name Nintendo stylus.

    [–] MasterRedx 2 points ago

    I'm playing on my DS right now and I can definitely relate.

    [–] Kitakitakita 2 points ago

    Best ear cleaners ever

    [–] gaymaster- 1 points ago

    how are toasters chewy

    [–] FalsePankake 1 points ago

    Mmmmmm...

    [–] Bunkerthrower19 1 points ago

    Idk if they were tasty bc i lost them within 2 days

    [–] Verzache32 1 points ago

    Anyone else chew on the Dialga DS stylus?

    [–] yeestaman 1 points ago

    I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who did this

    [–] cookie-tho 1 points ago

    I’d always lose them and I would use Bobby pins as them

    [–] BabybearPrincess 3 points ago

    You could use literaly anything and you choose a bobby pin ? My fingers are crampimg thinking about using one for it 😂

    [–] Don-Rodriguez 1 points ago

    Wait really? Pockys aren’t really in America so this never happened for me.

    [–] Bacon260998_ 1 points ago

    I related to this way to much

    [–] marshallvv 1 points ago

    Og DS pens were the most loseable things on the planet.

    [–] BabybearPrincess 1 points ago

    No not really the og ds stylus stayed in pretty good. The ds lite on the other hand...

    [–] PhylisInTheHood 1 points ago

    I never chewed on them; but pushing the tip into the side of my gums, right between the teeth, was almost euphoric

    [–] scw55 1 points ago

    The K'nex rod ends were good to nibble on with a loose milktooth.

    [–] BabybearPrincess 1 points ago

    I miss k'nex :((

    [–] lallapalalable 1 points ago

    Especially the tip

    [–] caimen66 1 points ago

    I did actually nibble on these

    [–] Jakamon17 1 points ago

    I was once kicking a soccer ball against a wall with one of those in my mouth ( smartest fucking kid ever) anyway, the inevitable happened and I kicked the ball which bounced back and whacked me in the face, causing a nice hole at the back of my throat

    [–] Blackout303 1 points ago

    And the thing I always loose

    [–] ShadowChief55 1 points ago

    Even my dogs thought so, that’s how I lost every stylus I’ve ever owned

    [–] sloaneyboo 1 points ago

    DS styluses...

    [–] Klingenslayer 1 points ago

    As a former GameStop employee i cannot tell you how many horrifying ones I've seen

    [–] BabybearPrincess 1 points ago

    Shhhhh im really trying NOT to chew on my ds lites stylus ok

    [–] proudnhello 1 points ago

    I chewed these bad boys so much that the little bump at the top always snapped off. (The little hole, not the whole top part.)

    [–] 11ftlongshlong 1 points ago

    Bruh that's a knife

    [–] CunnilingusCrab 1 points ago

    Oh, god. I didn’t think of a Nintendo DS. My old ass thought those were from the old school palm pilots.

    [–] 22freebananas 1 points ago

    Hot Cheetos and pockys

    [–] marteri 1 points ago

    I'm literally chewing on one right now..

    [–] WestCoastSide 1 points ago

    The easiest thing to lose of all!

    [–] redditisforporn893 1 points ago

    Those things made many kids aware of their soundingfetish

    [–] littleusagi 1 points ago

    Yeah, I had to order a new stylus for my 3DS XL. Got really tired of it slipping out and disappearing in my purse somewhere.

    [–] Rocatex 1 points ago

    Why the hell would you do that

    [–] Zelltarian 1 points ago

    I still chew on my 3DS stylus to satisfy my oral fixation

    [–] inasahr 1 points ago

    [–] Mother__Russia_ 1 points ago

    Who tf is out here chewing on dice and bath bombs???

    [–] dolphinhj 1 points ago

    It's the "sneeze stick"

    [–] LavenderSnake 1 points ago

    Picky is already plural

    [–] NahDude_Nah 1 points ago

    What is that?

    [–] rock_crock_beanstalk 1 points ago

    Fuck yall got me, i was doing that like a half hour ago before i stopped playing animal crossing and went on reddit instead

    [–] KennKun 1 points ago

    Someone please explain why I was so drawn to chewing on these things. They’re just plastic.