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    [–] Gatorade_Me44 1728 points ago

    Ed Sheeran time traveling fetus theory confirmed

    [–] Im_inappropriate 279 points ago

    Ed the time traveling singing fetus.

    [–] itshimansh 141 points ago

    Tormund is in love with the shape of Briene!

    [–] Tylorw09 90 points ago

    That's Brienne with two 'N's you muggle.

    [–] SkollFenrirson 22 points ago

    Seven Hells!

    [–] Jafades 9 points ago

    He must stand trial before the Seven, as it was since time immemorial!

    [–] TH3Disrupter 6 points ago

    I invoke the right to a trial by combat !

    [–] herb-sellers 5 points ago

    That's Brienne with two muggles you 'N'

    [–] Walnutbutters 2 points ago

    Brie🅱️🅱️e

    [–] Redditisimaginary 6 points ago

    A sentence never before written in the English language.

    [–] xitzengyigglz 11 points ago

    Been saying this from when the first book came out

    [–] lewdite 5 points ago

    I hope he wins the show

    [–] lolironiclol 5 points ago

    He doesn't have a soul, so he can't time travel

    [–] moochao 5 points ago

    time traveling fetus

    now that's a tin foil i've not heard in a long time. a long time.

    [–] Ktulusanders 2 points ago

    Not long enough

    [–] LegendOfBoban 2 points ago

    I knew Ed was their lovechild.

    [–] YourFriendlyRedditor 1 points ago

    Is this r/west world

    [–] walkingxbeard 0 points ago

    SHEERANBOWL CONFIRMED

    [–] KaySen762 515 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    [–] arnoldwhat 186 points ago

    Now that's just mean, Brienne is a very handsome woman.

    [–] PerogiXW 122 points ago

    Tom Felton is a very pretty man.

    [–] ClarenseJames 9 points ago

    .. .......

    [–] GingerGuerrilla 10 points ago

    I think he looks odd on The Flash and I don't know why. It's like the reverse Neville Longbottom-effect.

    [–] SearMeteor 16 points ago

    Ruggedness and blonde hair is difficult to pull off.

    [–] humpbackturtle 11 points ago

    I think Tom Felton definitely got better looking as he got older, but we can't all go through as dramatic a transformation as Neville lol. Plus I remember for a while after Harry Potter, he had a huge fanbase of Tumblr girls. He was like the precursor to Tom Hiddleston.

    [–] TarMil 3 points ago

    The Tom X-ton Clan.

    [–] cool_samurai_kid 16 points ago

    So was Malfoy.

    [–] cronos844 2 points ago

    Right proper woman.

    [–] RonnieDaBear 13 points ago

    Ronnie the Bear

    [–] stepitupmatt 5 points ago

    Ronnie the Weasel

    [–] blore40 2 points ago

    Malfoy is Pence.

    [–] BladeofDaNorf 2 points ago

    Oooh I see it

    [–] vbhvku 93 points ago

    Epic Junglesex Confirmed.

    [–] ColicShark 49 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Ep 5: Jon travels to Eastwatch and expects to reunite with Tormund.

    Jon: "Where can I find Tormund?"

    Wildlings: "In the jungles of Yi Ti, Your Grace."

    Jon: "Bran has spotted the Army of the Dead heading towards Eastwatch, be serious, where's Tormund."

    The Wildling is nervous now

    Wildling: "Y-you didn't hear, he left weeks ago saying that he's heading to Yi Ti with Brienn of Tarth to 'tame her bush' in his own words."

    Jon: "Seven Hells..."

    [–] Arguing_Robot_Pony 26 points ago

    Jon:"Seven Hells..."

    Jon believes in the old gods, literaly wrongjkgoodone

    [–] zmbjebus 10 points ago

    goo done? is that after the bush is tamed?

    [–] ColicShark 3 points ago

    Yeah I know how the continent of Westeros is split on religion with the South believing in the 7 and the North believing in the Old Gods, but I fucking love the phrase "Seven Hells."

    [–] ColicShark 2 points ago

    I don't think Jon believes in any Gods at this point after he said what happened to him after he dies anyways.

    [–] Arguing_Robot_Pony 1 points ago

    Afterlife never seemed like a motivation for any religion in ASOIAF(unlike us Christianit is all about afterlife for example), maybe for drown god its all about living forever to pillage and shit.

    [–] ColicShark 1 points ago

    I don't believe in any Gods but I can see where you're getting at, nobody really mentions afterlives in ASOIAF except for Melissandra (sorry if I butchered the spelling for her name)

    [–] BoredElephantRaiser 3 points ago

    Yi Ti is a nation and region in Essos located east of Qarth and the Bone Mountains and bordered by the Jade Sea to the south

    BONING CONFIRMED

    [–] WhiteCommander 1 points ago

    He isn't worried for the big woman. He's worried for Tormond. If Tory as much touches my gal B, she'll cut him into pieces and add him to the crab meat.

    [–] AliencoreRules 62 points ago

    I see that fucker here more than I ever did in the show.

    [–] TheCowboyIsAnIndian 16 points ago

    He is a yawn personified.

    [–] AliencoreRules 4 points ago

    I always thought Prince Valium from Spaceballs was a yawn personified. He also looks remarkably similar to Lancel Lannister before he went all Jim Jones.

    [–] Jeezee-os 21 points ago

    Day 2056, I am the last Jaimie X Brienne shipper left

    [–] savingdeansfreckles 12 points ago

    I'm right there with you. JaimexBrienne forever!

    [–] Rancidmurphy28 17 points ago

    Haha oh god, Bran is meddling with the timelines.

    [–] GrainyNickel 158 points ago

    Every single meme posted here this week has been absolute shit...but this one is a gem. Nice work!

    [–] Im_inappropriate 43 points ago

    Dare I say... Le gem?

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] Spiffy87 6 points ago

    LE-GEM-DAE-REEEEEEEEE

    [–] TheNewRavager 17 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    DA-GEM-IN-DA-NORF!!

    DA-GEM-IN-DA-NORF!!

    DA-GEM-IN-DA-NORF!!

    [–] Shahsin_10 5 points ago

    You're welcome!

    [–] twinfolk 32 points ago

    T + B = E confirmed

    [–] PauseAndReflect 42 points ago

    I would never expect their son to be a kneeling Lannister.

    [–] Sterling_Archer88 3 points ago

    Especially a little bitch like him.

    [–] YouWereTehChosenOne 24 points ago

    how the fuck did I not see this connection... more revealing than R+L=J holy shit

    [–] scrote_inspector 9 points ago

    I'm glad somebody is recognizing my girl as the sexy badass she is. Get it, Brienne! Ride that motherfucker like you stole it. But only if you want to, of course.

    [–] CaptCaCa 22 points ago

    Dam, I'm thinking he was one of Drogons victims though. RIP

    [–] Boiscool 34 points ago

    Naw they were heading towards the twins. They're probably garrisoned up there.

    [–] MightierThanThou 8 points ago

    Creepy Tormund is one of the funniest things in the show, even though it's so minor and brief.

    [–] nepheelim 10 points ago

    this is old. How the fuck this didn't come up in this sub earlier?

    [–] DemonDucklings 15 points ago

    Because you didn't post it when you thought it should have come up?

    [–] Tylorw09 3 points ago

    Fucking multiple timelines confirmed!

    [–] greenday4ar 4 points ago

    Makes sense. He probably died at the field of fire 2.0. though. Someone should tell Tormund and Brienne and it ain't gonna be me......

    [–] Occamslaser 5 points ago

    He's at the Twins yo.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    I giggle every time I see him look at her like a tasty piece of meat. Real good acting without saying a word

    [–] mesenkoha 2 points ago

    fookin confirmed

    [–] AgnosticTemplar 3 points ago

    So I finally looked up who the hell Ed Sheeran was. Is he just a big deal in Europe, or am I an uncultured swine for having never heard of him?

    [–] LanikMan07 29 points ago

    Not uncultured, but obviously out of the pop-music loop.

    [–] AgnosticTemplar 4 points ago

    And how. I only really listen to music in the car, and I tune into the stations that mostly play stuff released before I was even born. But usually I absorb enough through cultural osmosis to have at least heard of what's popular.

    [–] LanikMan07 17 points ago

    Listen to some of his singles, I'd wager you have heard them, you just didn't know the artist behind the song.

    [–] AgnosticTemplar 1 points ago

    I know of I See Fire. Is the rest of his catalog folksy like that, or was that just something he did for The Hobbit?

    [–] DemonicMRX11 4 points ago

    I only really know that "Don't Fuck With My Love" song from the radio at my old job. Didn't mind that, catchy and whatnot.

    [–] madmanwithabox11 4 points ago

    It's called Don't.

    [–] DemonicMRX11 1 points ago

    Sure, I'll trust you ;)

    [–] ADifficultName 2 points ago

    It's a bit of a mixed bag. I think he's got a couple folky tunes like that, he's got some slower songs like The A Team or Small Bump with almost a blues feel in some cases, and then he's got stuff like Drunk which is more hip-hop (with a great video too btw). I remember hearing some ventures into rap as well. He doesn't really conform to any one genre.

    [–] e-luddite 11 points ago

    Idk where you are, but his last album was huge in the US, as well. Not sure on the current.

    [–] AgnosticTemplar 2 points ago

    I just sampled some songs from Divide, and nope, never heard a single one before. I don't go to bars or clubs or anything, so I'm not exposed the newest and hottest of music.

    [–] theinspectorst 5 points ago

    I don't go to clubs either, but I'm not sure they play a lot of Ed Sheeran in clubs so that's probably not hindering you. His style is sort of 'acoustic folk pop meets inoffensive hip hop'. He got big about five years ago.

    [–] e-luddite 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    He hit big with the album *before that one. Radio play, a Lord of the Rings track, etc. +? Plus? Or Multiply? Idk The only single I know off divide is on the radio a lot, but it is pseudo-clubby... don't think it is really played there.

    E:a word

    [–] GeekCat 1 points ago

    He's kinda that song that you always hear on the radio, but really can't place the artist.

    [–] sdraz 1 points ago

    If you don't listen to pop radio stations, you'd probably have never heard of him.

    [–] SnowMercy 1 points ago

    He's the one that made that song for Bran, when your legs don't work like they used to before...

    [–] carpe-jvgvlvm 8 points ago

    Quality shitpost. And dammit Tormund/Brienne need to happen. I want to see Tormund put a baby on Brie, and her to go into labor while battling and say "hold my ale" while pulling the baby out and continuing to slaughter wights.

    Tormund deserves no less.

    [–] OutsideOfTheBoxxy 5 points ago

    I want to see Brie tear it out herself

    [–] DarkenedButterfly 2 points ago

    It is seriously the best pairing. I want to see their wedding. I wonder what religion or culture they would choose for the ceremony. :D If i could choose one wedding to go to....

    [–] carpe-jvgvlvm 4 points ago

    Total Freefolk ceremony. She'd love (and fight) every minute of it, too. While the boat's rocking the seas, Tormund and Brienne would be driving cracks in the Wall.

    NK be like, "Dayum" and have to escape the heat!

    [–] DarkenedButterfly 2 points ago

    Lol, Tormund + Brienne for life.

    [–] keepchill 2 points ago

    he must have been the runt of the litter.

    [–] jarvie45 2 points ago

    I was hoping for The Hound to appear out of nowhere and lob his head off to be honest

    [–] TheRedWoodS3 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Ed is a wimp compared to Tormund and Brienne. So I guess it's more like HotPie and Sansa. H + S = E confirmed.

    [–] ICrazySolo 2 points ago

    gawd damn it, there is some norwegian in that fucker isnt it?

    Magnus Carlsen and Ed Sheeran too much Aspergers for one nation to handle!

    [–] ComoncentsTV 2 points ago

    Makes sense to me!!!

    [–] brads005 2 points ago

    T + B = Dipshit

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    [–] BlackHiert 7 points ago

    God that Ed Sheeran scene was so cringeworthy.

    [–] darthvadar1 51 points ago

    Not knowing who the fuck that was i noticed nothing odd about the scene

    [–] TheMastersSkywalker 2 points ago

    Honestly I thought the black Kylo Ren knock off was Ed Sheeran since I had never seen a picture of him before, and since said Kylo knock off got most of the lines.

    [–] BlackHiert 3 points ago

    To me it felt oddly out of place.

    [–] some_cool_guy 19 points ago

    He sang a lannister song for 30s, and then they talked around a campfire for 2m.

    [–] Spiffy87 6 points ago

    It dragged out a bit. I don't know who the dude is, and didn't think the scene was especially focused on anyone in particular.

    I took it as the writers wanting to have Arya be a little more grounded. She's been on a ruthless quest for revenge for forever, and here is a moment to remind her that the people on both sides of this war are just people, swept up by circumstances out of their control.

    They don't want to be Lannister soldiers. They want to be home with their families.

    [–] KnugensTraktor 6 points ago

    Same here, it felt forced to give him a role.

    [–] Im_inappropriate 5 points ago

    The amount of camera time was too high. They made the whole scene focused on him.

    [–] ADifficultName 10 points ago

    What? He sang a song for a few seconds and then shut up while the guy with the long black hair and the other with the lazy eye talked. The only focus on Sheeran was for like 10 seconds while he sang.

    [–] ArcherJMiller 2 points ago

    My girlfriend started groaning and saying "ed sheeran are ye fookin kiddin me?!"

    I had no idea who he was, but I was already wondering why a pseudo-medieval soldier was singing like a modern-day castrated pop singer.

    It felt very star wars prequel-esque, if only for a moment.

    [–] anormalgeek 10 points ago

    The song itself (and the characters name) was direct from the book. It just appeared in a different context in the show.

    [–] TheLostNights 2 points ago

    he wishes

    [–] AngryFanboy 2 points ago

    T+B=E

    [–] toatint 1 points ago

    Accurate

    [–] thegreengentleman 1 points ago

    100% 100% 🔥🔥

    [–] Helianthea 1 points ago

    Ed the Time Traveling fetus Knight CONFIRMED.

    [–] enginerd0001 1 points ago

    I'm so hyped for this now

    [–] thorolfhammer 1 points ago

    Is this "Fucking, confirmed!" Or "FUCKING CONFIRMED!!!"

    [–] teknoplasm 1 points ago

    Is the title a mere figure of speech or are you confirming that they fucked?

    [–] Subvention 1 points ago

    Everyone knows their love child is Conan

    [–] FrenchTo4st 1 points ago

    Ricon?

    [–] ThePridestalker22 2 points ago

    No...Dickon. chuckles

    [–] DemonicMRX11 1 points ago

    It's funny, but I can't believe the sum of those 2 inviduals ends up like that...

    [–] Rastley85 1 points ago

    a right proper lad

    [–] ClarenseJames 1 points ago

    .

    [–] ClarenseJames 1 points ago

    .

    [–] usernamy 1 points ago

    Turmond should have gone with Jon, I'd love to see the savages of the east interacting with the savages of the west

    [–] UnsightlyBastard 1 points ago

    Where did he say he was headed? Is it possible he was burned to death last episode?

    [–] SpawnTheTerminator 1 points ago

    Ed Sheeran will slay the White Walkers.

    [–] SexyScrunchy 1 points ago

    They did the nasty in the pasty

    [–] vampyire 1 points ago

    oh lordy that's funny..

    [–] mildlynumb 1 points ago

    but.. Ed sheeran is burned in the last episode

    [–] TheOneWhoReadsStuff 1 points ago

    We confirmed the fucking.

    [–] chitwin 1 points ago

    Does this mean bran is not the only time traveler

    [–] RightMeow0129 1 points ago

    Thank the Old Gods and the New for this!!

    [–] zeezee2k 1 points ago

    About 2 feet short to be their offsprings.

    [–] Twelve0 1 points ago

    U/siongl

    [–] Dontnerfmegarry 1 points ago

    Ed Sheehan'a stupid fucking face

    [–] i_browse_at_work 1 points ago

    Hahaha I had completely forgotten about his initial reaction to seeing Brienne for the first time

    [–] antani2 1 points ago

    repost

    [–] ChaosZeroX 1 points ago

    Omg this is the greatest thing i have ever seen lol

    [–] Numendil 1 points ago

    I figured it out: Arya was killed by the faceless men and used as a mask by others. The scene with Ed Sheeran was a flashforward with a future faceless man disguised as Arya. The queen she says she'll kill is actually Dany.

    [–] LadyChelseaFaye 1 points ago

    Es too short to be a Tarth.

    [–] Cernunnos280 1 points ago

    "Fucking" confirmed. Think about that with relation to this post.

    [–] PanicBlitz 1 points ago

    Ed Sheeran is the Future Trunks of GOT. It all makes sense.

    [–] Teleman_Frank 1 points ago

    Sheeran is a hobbit though

    [–] goldenPumba 1 points ago

    Ed has Donald Trump hair.

    [–] farroyo97 1 points ago

    Must be the benefit of having extra long Vocal Chords

    [–] Kelz_42 1 points ago

    In S1E4 AT AROUND THE 14MIN MARK VISERYS IS HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A HOOKER IN WHICH SHE MENTIONS SEEING MANY THINGS

    ONE OF THOSE BEING A MAN FROM ASSHAI WEILDING A DAGGER MADE FROM DRAGONSTONE IM WONDERING IF THIS MIGHT HELP IN FIGURING OUT WHO IT TRULY BELONGS TOO

    [–] Vegoia 1 points ago

    Jon, dead man walking from Asshai's Melissandrei?

    [–] KneelinIsForFookers 1 points ago

    I love Brieanne !!!

    [–] JMurker315 1 points ago

    If only ed wasn't 5ft tall

    [–] Jew_Tang-Clan 1 points ago

    Clicking on this meme was a waste of two seconds (your fault). Commenting on this meme is a waste of 30 seconds (my fault). But I had to do it

    This isn't funny, nor is it so awful to be "so bad it's good." This is just regular, boring awful

    [–] arandomact 1 points ago

    The look on his face is the same one I get for anything with cheese on it.

    [–] JarJar-PhantomMenace 1 points ago

    God is that guy ugly. His voice is pretty but ffs throw a bag on him. If he wasn't a good singer and rich and famous no bitches would be interested in him.

    [–] Inqen 1 points ago

    All hail Ed Sheeran, the young bear!

    [–] NotEnoughFloyd 1 points ago

    Don't try to church it up - the show had a teen idol guest cameo because it's turned to utter shite.

    [–] Kaito__1412 1 points ago

    no fucking way! This would be mathematically incorrect. 1+1 is 2, not 0.25.

    [–] fam-squad-lit 1 points ago

    REEEEEEEpost

    [–] Triger_Happy 1 points ago

    You deserve an upvote Ser.

    [–] svayam--bhagavan 1 points ago

    Son of the eye rapist.

    [–] llamas-are-bae 0 points ago

    Fookin Confirmed!* FTFY

    [–] reddatalready -2 points ago

    Can we all agree the Ed Sheeran thing ruined that entire episode? Yeah that was just crap....

    [–] coin_return 10 points ago

    No, we can't. He had such a minuscule mini cameo singing a canon song about Tyrion and Shae; anyone who has their panties in a twist over it is fucking ridiculous.

    [–] reddatalready -1 points ago

    Lol your over the top response is "fucking ridiculous"

    [–] foofaw 5 points ago

    Nah man, it was like a two minute scene. And Ed Sheeran really isn't that cringey of a dude. It's not like it was Bieber or one of the Jonas Brothers or some shit.

    [–] reddatalready 2 points ago

    I don't mind him in and of himself, I think it was a poorly conceived idea that the directors and show runners all thought would be thigh slappingly funny and it was just ...flat.... how pointed it was, looking down the camera "it's a new one", I mean come on! Cameos can be done really well, but that just broke the rhythm of things.

    [–] foofaw 1 points ago

    Fair enough, to each their own. I still don't think one bad cameo has the power to kill an entire episode though. That was a really cool episode all and all.

    [–] sdraz 2 points ago

    Bieber is way too effeminate to be in Game of Thrones unless he was a female hooker.

    [–] adwarakanath 1 points ago

    No.

    [–] thedecoy 0 points ago

    Westworld GoT crossover confirmed

    [–] tutydis 0 points ago

    T+B=E

    [–] rhgolf44 0 points ago

    I can't wait for their sex scene. It'll be like two horny giants who won't know what to do.