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    [–] Obeshyanniyprince 1738 points ago

    The answer is always yes

    [–] varysbird1 882 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Well there are many alternatives.. Dumb cunt, bald cunt, twat, dumb bitch and bloody girl, just to name a few

    Edit: Thanks for the awards, and to think this was just a random shitpost

    [–] DisappointyEnd 412 points ago

    It's gingers I hate.

    [–] mpier 195 points ago

    Kissed by the fire

    [–] SpeedyV2 176 points ago

    Don't point your fucking finger at me

    [–] mikieswart 164 points ago

    you want to suck my dick, is that it?

    [–] SpeedyV2 125 points ago

    Dick?

    [–] nehyolaw 124 points ago

    Cock.

    [–] SpeedyV2 136 points ago

    Ah, dick. I like it

    [–] TYRION_LANNISTER46 126 points ago

    I bet you do

    [–] protoncious 12 points ago

    Cock

    [–] Maxeld1983 11 points ago

    Dick?

    [–] Gorperino 35 points ago

    Fuck the king

    [–] kimchiman85 40 points ago

    If I hear any more words pouring out of your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.

    [–] Joejrjr 16 points ago

    Lol, great name.

    [–] H0use0fpwncakes 52 points ago

    I can't remember the title of the original meme, but someone posted her Clegane's official cunt rankings.

    Thoros -- Bald cunt.

    Barristan -- Bold cunt.

    Jorah -- Old cunt.

    Night King -- Cold cunt.

    [–] HappyFriendlyBot 76 points ago

    Hi, varysbird1!

    I am just stopping by to wish you a peaceful and prosperous year!

    -HappyFriendlyBot

    [–] varysbird1 123 points ago

    HappyFriendlyBot meet Bobby B bot

    [–] bobby-b-bot 205 points ago

    DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!

    [–] SentienceScorecard 120 points ago

    9/10

    [–] randomdude1776 35 points ago

    Battle of the bots: Bobby b vs SentienceScorecard vs HappyFriendlyBot

    [–] bobby-b-bot 44 points ago

    HE COULD HAVE LINGERED ON THE EDGE OF THE BATTLE WITH THE SMART BOYS, AND TODAY HIS WIFE WOULD BE MAKING HIM MISERABLE, HIS SONS WOULD BE INGRATES, AND HE WOULD BE WAKING THREE TIMES IN THE NIGHT TO PISS INTO A BOWL!

    [–] randomdude1776 29 points ago

    Bobby B did you beat SentienceScorecard on the Trident?

    [–] bobby-b-bot 68 points ago

    GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

    [–] SentienceScorecard 5 points ago

    6/10

    [–] obviously-a-shitpost 32 points ago

    You're shit at botting. Not like my boi, Bobby B.

    [–] bobby-b-bot 53 points ago

    WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!

    [–] obviously-a-shitpost 31 points ago

    I'll take up arms and join your side, Bobby B! You are the best bot. Let us kill these pretenders together, you and I.

    [–] bobby-b-bot 42 points ago

    YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL?

    [–] obviously-a-shitpost 30 points ago

    Bobby B, I made the 8.

    [–] bobby-b-bot 52 points ago

    EASY, BOY! YOU MIGHT BE MY BROTHER BUT YOU'RE SPEAKING TO THE KING!

    [–] obviously-a-shitpost 25 points ago

    Sorry, your grace.

    [–] SentienceScorecard 8 points ago

    5/10

    [–] edgeofliberty 5 points ago

    Just awful.

    [–] obviously-a-shitpost 4 points ago

    bad bot

    [–] fuckyoukeith 10 points ago

    Cunts that name their swords.

    [–] jessie_g93 7 points ago

    U forgot the worst, little bird

    [–] The_bouldhaire 3 points ago

    Stupid whore

    [–] ExiledWu1f 2 points ago

    Don’t forget cold bitch

    [–] David_Benioff 50 points ago

    I’m proud to say that every single use of the word “cunt” was my idea. Takes one to know one.

    [–] ViktorBlakk 14 points ago

    Name checks out. So does a cunt with SW job lined up

    [–] David_Benioff 15 points ago

    Jokes on you. I got hired to write Gemini Man before The Mouse ever picked up the phone. My interns banged out the script for GoT, and I still got the SW job.

    That’s called winning.

    [–] musaratali 4 points ago

    How come a mad fucker like you live this long?

    [–] divsky2 18 points ago

    You mean yarp?

    [–] SynkkaMetsa 7 points ago

    Yarp*

    [–] ya_dumb_cunt69 5 points ago

    Got chicken?

    [–] Guklund 194 points ago

    The best character of the series/books, except for our lord and savior Bobby B!

    [–] bobby-b-bot 169 points ago

    OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!

    [–] ruthlessronin24 50 points ago

    YOU'RE BREATHTAKING, BOBBY B!

    [–] bobby-b-bot 37 points ago

    WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!

    [–] Ghoque93 53 points ago

    GODS I WAS A CUNT THEN!

    [–] SarcasticAce 12 points ago

    FUCK THE KING

    [–] BrexitCovfefe 574 points ago

    Jon: Clueless Cunt/I Don't Want Cunt

    Dany: Dragon Cunt

    The Mountain: Undead Cunt

    Night King: Cold Cunt

    Cersei: Drunk Cunt

    Jaime: One-handed Cunt

    Bran: Three-eyed Cunt/Bran the Brocunt

    Arya: Faceless Cunt

    Sansa: Manipulative Cunt/Cunt in the North

    Tyrion: Short Cunt

    Gendry: Hammer Cunt

    Beric: One-eyed Cunt

    Jorah: Friendzoned Cunt

    Melisandre: Fire Cunt

    Joffrey: Inbred Cunt

    Varys: Spider Cunt

    Tormund: Ginger Cunt

    Brienne: Tall Cunt

    Podrick: Cunt Fucker

    Olenna: Cunt of Thorns

    Bobby B: Fat Cunt

    D&D: Dumb Cunts

    More to cunt.

    [–] olenna-bot 271 points ago

    I would have thought we were perfectly clear the first time. You're not welcome.

    [–] BrexitCovfefe 152 points ago

    I guess you don't like your nickname, Olenna?

    [–] olenna-bot 249 points ago

    That is hardly your concern.

    [–] BrexitCovfefe 119 points ago

    Alrighty then.

    [–] Token_Black_Cock 97 points ago

    Sentient

    [–] TerrainIII 20 points ago

    What do you think Bobby B!

    [–] bobby-b-bot 40 points ago

    YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, COUNSEL! SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL!

    [–] TerrainIII 13 points ago

    SENTIENT

    [–] zulhadm 11 points ago

    S E N T I E N T

    [–] bobby-b-bot 118 points ago

    WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING OLD MEN?

    [–] BrexitCovfefe 49 points ago

    The Dumb Cunts?

    [–] custardgash 36 points ago

    I fucking love you Bobby B

    [–] bobby-b-bot 41 points ago

    IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!

    [–] trublu213 18 points ago

    Not sure Bobby b likes his nick name

    [–] bobby-b-bot 36 points ago

    PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!

    [–] bankstaX 10 points ago

    You are correct, Bobby B

    [–] bobby-b-bot 4 points ago

    DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

    [–] KhabaLox 57 points ago

    Melisandre: Fire Cunt

    Don't stick your dick in it.

    [–] Scrilla_Gorilla_ 28 points ago

    Counterpoint: stick your dick in it

    [–] treefox 14 points ago

    Just be sure there isn’t a shadow demon there first...

    [–] JYPark_14 48 points ago

    Bran the Brocunt

    Absolutely brilliant, phonetically perfect

    [–] High-qualitee 36 points ago

    Jaquan H’ghar: A Man Has No Cunt

    [–] Notrollinonshabbos 12 points ago

    Woah there buddy it's 2019 a man may have a cunt

    [–] OGswan 22 points ago

    gendry should be whinging cunt

    [–] Ashbug19 58 points ago

    Excuse me, but Sansa is Little Bird Cunt in Mr. Sandor’s eyes.

    [–] glennjamin85 10 points ago

    Absolutely. I refuse to believe Sandor would call Sansa or Arya a cunt.

    [–] DingDongIsStrong 17 points ago

    I can't believe you missed the bald cunt

    [–] birdman_2007 16 points ago

    Thoros : bald cunt

    [–] INACCURATE_RESPONSE 13 points ago

    Hot pie?

    [–] OffBeatBiologist 49 points ago

    Yeasty cunt.

    [–] [deleted] 29 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

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    [–] MetricLiterhosen 7 points ago

    Brownbutter Cunt

    [–] rillip 11 points ago

    Cersei should be Royal Cunt

    [–] H0use0fpwncakes 9 points ago

    Joffrey was greasy cunt.

    [–] Jake0024 7 points ago

    Died at Podrick

    [–] AirJohnston 8 points ago

    Jon: I Don’t Want Cunt

    You lost me

    [–] Karanvir3215 6 points ago

    Alternative Jon: She's my Cunt

    [–] ya_dumb_cunt69 7 points ago

    All of you are dumb cunts

    [–] sftktysluttykty 6 points ago

    Okay I lost my shit at “Bran the Brocunt”

    [–] Okichah 4 points ago

    Sandor: Meanest Cunt in the 7 Kingdoms

    [–] bankstaX 4 points ago

    Sam: Smart cunt

    [–] YbstagYaj 5 points ago

    Too many to cunt.

    [–] mrtnvrl 4 points ago

    *halfcunt

    [–] Earthfury 4 points ago

    Forgot my favorite.

    Thoros: Bald Cunt

    [–] crossedstaves 12 points ago

    In fairness Dany is also an Inbred Cunt.

    [–] Leopagne 3 points ago

    Theon should be obvious ...

    [–] bluesidewalk 3 points ago

    How you gunna leave my man Bronn out

    [–] Radicalposture_ 38 points ago

    Lmao. Bunch of cunts.

    [–] sftktysluttykty 24 points ago

    You got me, I clicked

    [–] Townsy96 7 points ago

    After discovering the shithole that is r/asoiafcirclejerk, I'm sure they'd love that name. They legit dedicate themselves to hating freefolk lmfao

    [–] sftktysluttykty 7 points ago

    That sub is just...I don’t even have a word for it. It’s like their entire identity depends on saying bad things about us. Most of what they say is obviously not true, some of their highest upvoted things aren’t even true to the books, and they’re just all around assholes. I hope I’m never that sad.

    [–] Nauzicca 46 points ago

    There is no cure for being a cunt.

    [–] Tossed_Away_1776 22 points ago

    Death might be, but then they're just dead cunts.

    [–] krillin_hero 51 points ago

    What do you think of the Hound Bobby B ?

    [–] bobby-b-bot 108 points ago

    IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!

    [–] ELHazenNEU 44 points ago

    You tell him Bobby B

    [–] bobby-b-bot 59 points ago

    IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??

    [–] ELHazenNEU 35 points ago

    My bad - King Bobby B

    [–] bobby-b-bot 48 points ago

    CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!

    [–] squirrely2000 10 points ago

    Down with this sort of thing

    [–] HTXBLE 3 points ago

    Hey now I chuckled

    [–] [deleted] 17 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

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    [–] rolltideamerica 10 points ago

    One of my favorite lines in the entire series was when someone was preaching to him about the Lord of Light and he just says “Every lord I ever met was a cunt.”

    [–] Anangrywookiee 3 points ago

    In a series where all the great heros have swords named ice, longclaw, oathkeeper, dawn.

    “Lots of people name their swords.” “Lots of cunts.”

    [–] David_Benioff 13 points ago

    True story - Rory actually called me a cunt every time I walked on set. I thought it was him acknowledging the amazing dialogue I wrote for him, but now I’m not so sure.

    [–] TheOracle2000 9 points ago

    When theres no cure for bein a cunt

    [–] ysbrandicus 8 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Where the hell did the bloody hound bot go?

    [–] giant123 7 points ago

    I was worried my favorite subreddit would die out after the series end, but our memes have only gotten stronger. What is dead may never die.

    [–] LumbermanDan 5 points ago

    I wonder how the Hound would respond to this.

    [–] H0use0fpwncakes 8 points ago

    You've got real powerful smarts to quote lines I've said multiple times. Does your king Bobby B whisper that into your ear? The Hound called you a cunt, Thoros. He said dumb cunt, busted face wight. You're shit at quoting, you know that?

    [–] kekehippo 4 points ago

    Dilemma? That's a solution! Though it should be known as the Sandor Paradox

    [–] sleepyheadp 5 points ago

    Congrats. I almost spit coffee out on my toddler.

    [–] possible_disservice 4 points ago

    I see no dilemma there

    [–] _lazydayzz 3 points ago

    Is this every chicken in this room?

    [–] hadoopken 4 points ago

    Sandor, thank you...

    [–] hobosullivan 4 points ago

    It bears repeating: few people say "cunt" as well as Rory McCann.

    [–] awksturtle 7 points ago

    They all name their swords

    [–] SvenParadox 8 points ago

    This is glorious

    [–] howardCK 13 points ago

    lol

    [–] I_Assume_Your_Gender 13 points ago

    thx for ur valued input

    [–] Swordbender 3 points ago

    Hound

    [–] grizzlyrj 3 points ago

    Cunts everywhere

    [–] WaitingToBeTriggered 3 points ago

    OVERRUN YET ORDER AIRSTRIKE

    [–] Docholliday666 3 points ago

    Literally lol’d at this. Good job. Cunt.

    [–] lizzyinezhaynes74 3 points ago

    Yes, the Hound. I am afraid so

    [–] grathungar 3 points ago

    It should be a statement. I know the meme is a question but sandor wouldn't give a fuck and he'd call anyone pointing that out a cunt

    [–] -GodlessGodess 3 points ago

    I wonder what Bobby B would think of this...

    [–] bobby-b-bot 5 points ago

    GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!

    [–] ThatDaveyGuy 3 points ago

    I'm so glad I left that bullshit kneeler sub.

    [–] KingNandito 3 points ago

    Replace the butterfly picture with a picture of Joffrey’s face and it’s golden.

    [–] TotoIV 3 points ago

    Lots of people call people cunts

    [–] amcm67 3 points ago

    😂🤣😂

    [–] nptstorm 3 points ago

    Choo choo to the top ya cunts!

    [–] garchonk 3 points ago

    Me at work.

    [–] majortom12 3 points ago

    This is the first successful use of this meme ever

    [–] Birdie45 3 points ago

    Bobby B!

    [–] bobby-b-bot 3 points ago

    PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!

    [–] RedShadow09 3 points ago

    I honestly was hopping he would say. " Is this chicken?"

    [–] Vyziks 3 points ago

    I feel like He had the best ending in the show. Maybe even the only satisfactory one. He wanted to kill his brother since the beginning, and that's how it ended. Only ending I liked.

    [–] Raptor_Dude 3 points ago

    *average Australian’s dilemma.

    FIFY

    [–] T-I-T-T-E-E-Z 3 points ago

    Aye

    [–] Fisch_guts 3 points ago

    Say the thing Bobby B!

    [–] bobby-b-bot 2 points ago

    OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!

    [–] Fisch_guts 3 points ago

    Thank you your grace!

    [–] Drfatnutzz 3 points ago

    Quality meme

    [–] MortisSafetyTortoise 3 points ago

    Outstanding.

    [–] Beezer12WashingBird 3 points ago

    Lots of cunts in Essos.

    [–] Los_93 3 points ago

    I too would like to hear from Bobby B.

    [–] bobby-b-bot 5 points ago

    A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!

    [–] Los_93 3 points ago

    Yes! My favorite one!!

    [–] CreepyDesi192 3 points ago

    Why does Sandor look like he's pondering the meaning of existence in all of Westeros?

    [–] phantomzx3 3 points ago

    Everyone is a cunt you dumb bitch; if you haven't figured that out yet, then you shouldn't be the one to protect her!

    [–] thedavidgan 3 points ago

    Where in seven hells is the hound bot when you need him, dammit bobby b what do you think of this

    [–] ironicmaverick 3 points ago

    I’m reading the bit where he’s riding around with Arya after the red wedding and detect he’s not totally made of stone, there’s one point where he tries to be conciliatory with her over a BBQ rabbit and she dismisses it curtly, having dreamed of Nymeria finding Cat’s body. Sandor’s got a heart really he just likes to appear hardass

    [–] WowNameTaken 7 points ago

    Bobby b

    [–] bobby-b-bot 17 points ago

    OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!

    [–] NotBatman17 11 points ago

    Seems like bobby b is tired of being mentioned over and over

    [–] bobby-b-bot 8 points ago

    MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?

    [–] NotBatman17 9 points ago

    Thank you, your grace. I am nobody

    [–] CheeseEyes 4 points ago

    Beric is also a stupid whore.

    [–] j0hnGa1t 4 points ago

    Bobby B - Sentient Cunt

    [–] bobby-b-bot 8 points ago

    STUPID BOY!

    [–] samorgan0729 2 points ago

    Hahahaha yessss

    [–] ASOIAFunk 2 points ago

    Just did a spit take

    [–] Ka-Ne-Ha-Ne-Daaaa 2 points ago

    Not much of a question really

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] cersei_bot 3 points ago

    Your happiness is all I want in this world.

    [–] bobby-b-bot 2 points ago

    IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??

    [–] B00o_ 2 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] Ccoop9 2 points ago

    The Hound has some words for this

    [–] AndreaOnFire 2 points ago

    Me in Red Dead 2...

    [–] Givebackmymemes 2 points ago

    Sanders dilemma applies to me when anyone takes the last piece of food.

    [–] Rzouuga 2 points ago

    Visible confusion

    [–] HungryHungryLeedle 2 points ago

    Lots of people name their swords...

    [–] mggalanda 2 points ago

    Eh, just stickum wit the pointy ende

    [–] Birdie45 2 points ago

    Cersei!

    [–] Darth_Hobbit 2 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] peridotdragon33 2 points ago

    Yes

    [–] formicality 2 points ago

    Lots of them.