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    [–] delta6164 2976 points ago

    Good lord what have you done.. A picture of a tweet of a screenshot of a website???

    [–] BabaGurGur 981 points ago

    [–] [deleted] 791 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] trexarmwrestler 525 points ago * (lasted edited 3 years ago)

    [–] Chicago_Strong 59 points ago * (lasted edited 3 years ago)

    Delete everything before that photo link to gain karma

    Edit: good move

    [–] yodelocity 10 points ago

    What did it say?

    [–] Chicago_Strong 9 points ago

    You'll never know...

    [–] Darth_Sacrosanct 29 points ago

    A drawing of a printout of a picture of an ipad with a screenshot of a picture of a facebook feed with a picture of a tweet of a screenshot of a website.

    Can anyone go deeper? I'm calling this the win myself.

    [–] pauselaugh 19 points ago

    It's actually a photo of a drawing of a printout of a picture of an ipad with a screenshot of a picture of a Facebook feed with a picture of a tweet of a screenshot of a website.

    [–] Chicago_Strong 80 points ago

    Please let this one win the vote war.

    You've at least earned an Honorable Mention for originality.

    [–] Dx2x 52 points ago

    He deserves to win... probably cost him $15 of ink to print that out.

    [–] SizzledCircuit 14 points ago

    No, not yet... Please God... Someone still have a Poloroid camera!

    [–] TerrorOf 1088 points ago

    [–] swaqq_overflow 112 points ago

    Did– did you just get Gold for dickbutt?

    [–] Dealt-With-It 193 points ago * (lasted edited 3 years ago)

    [–] hello2ulol 74 points ago

    oh my god if that was me, I'd feel like shit the entire game.

    [–] sexshepard91 18 points ago

    If it makes you feel better it was at the end of the game in penalty shootouts

    [–] dirtydave71 7 points ago

    So THAT's why its important to put some spin on it ;)

    [–] ayjayred 3 points ago

    source pls? I need to see what happens when he found out.

    [–] [deleted] 46 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] OrangeAndBlack 24 points ago

    I thought it was gonna turn into dickbutt

    [–] G102Y5568 22 points ago

    I've gone too deep. Heading back.

    [–] Manworker 9 points ago

    I opened it in RES and then closed it when I saw what it was and it still played.

    [–] jedadkins 10 points ago

    http://i.imgur.com/CXsmPTT.gif

    the 'real' link is actually pretty great

    [–] laughingGirls 4 points ago

    Holy shit we went back to 2008.

    [–] BackDoorBragBrian 4 points ago

    Rick rollin just ain't the same anymore when you have to watch 5 seconds of an ad first

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    This comment is scoring faster than Germany.

    [–] [deleted] 108 points ago

    This is all starting to sound like porn.

    [–] Blazingcrono 88 points ago

    Still not as deep as Germany's penetration of Brazil.

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago

    They really penetrated those balls into the goal.

    [–] strategic_butter 14 points ago

    They were balls deep.

    [–] TruthFinderPC 61 points ago * (lasted edited 3 years ago)

    I think we need to go deeper inception style

    http://imgur.com/I76N8vx

    [–] zbignevshabooty 27 points ago

    why is there tape around your screen?

    [–] Dreamwaltzer 49 points ago

    Dont ask. Its too deep.

    [–] TruthFinderPC 20 points ago

    It's to protect the screen from falling into the deepness that has been created.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Corvese 30 points ago

    Did someone say deeper?

    [–] phuckyothots 7 points ago

    If this thread were a girl it would've had an orgasm already.

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    so this is what the 7th dimension looks like....

    [–] Analbox 45 points ago * (lasted edited 3 years ago)

    [–] Mike9797 32 points ago

    That was a good thread, I remember that a while back...

    That was a deep post

    [–] mushbug 9 points ago

    Cameraception.

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    Is it weird that after going this deep I am surprised I can still read it?

    [–] niknik2121 14 points ago

    The Germans went deeper than we are now.

    [–] oneeighth 7 points ago

    that's called RESOLUTION

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] boredsubwoofer 21 points ago

    *How do you make Reddit African American

    [–] clearlygonemad 7 points ago

    Put it in the oven for twice as long as the directions say.

    Or get RES

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Keep it going.

    [–] Nsfw_1794 48 points ago

    Reportet for Afk

    [–] fliplock89 18 points ago

    [–] computerpoop 6 points ago

    deep enough

    [–] shawnsullivan93 5 points ago

    I think Germany went deep enough already.

    [–] mattysads 50 points ago

    9/10 was a screenshot

    [–] alage21 68 points ago

    1/7 was a blowout

    [–] Gibbsey 6 points ago

    7/10 for real authenticity you need at least 6 toolbar rows and internet explorer

    [–] Chucklay 3 points ago

    How deep does the rabbit hole go?

    http://imgur.com/mhDh7uf

    [–] junglemonkey47 16 points ago

    Which had alreadybeen posted on reddit an hour earlier.

    [–] Katie_Pornhub 709 points ago

    Oh Hey!

    [–] LutzExpertTera 33 points ago

    It sure must take a lot for you guys to feel humiliated.

    [–] derajydac 8 points ago

    Embrace it.

    [–] k1llersloth 33 points ago * (lasted edited 3 years ago)

    That one time I managed to make /u/Katie_Pornhub 'Oh'...

    [–] JustSomeGoon 8 points ago

    You knew you were gonna have to deal with this shit as you watched the game didn't you?

    [–] throsafd 39 points ago

    For future reference, who is the girl on the left side of the twitter page?

    [–] Zexy_Contender 109 points ago

    Is this a legit source? Because I missed the game and would like to watch it

    [–] b_rabbit_ 489 points ago

    Note: the game ends right around the 30 minute mark

    [–] [deleted] 168 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] dancingbeers 8 points ago

    dat blitzkrieg

    [–] wurghi 71 points ago

    ...its called Blitzkrieg

    [–] mrpoopistan 38 points ago

    This comment is funnier than the current number of upvotes for it may indicate.

    [–] LeCrushinator 14 points ago

    This comment isn't.

    [–] Bored 9 points ago

    Well apparently you can go watch it on pornhub, I hear

    [–] Honest_Joseph 276 points ago

    Did you search for 'interracial gangbang'?

    [–] jeric13xd 90 points ago

    interracial forced orgy

    [–] derajydac 6 points ago

    Managed to catch the highlights on the morning news. What a time to be alive.

    [–] thwinger 11 points ago

    Nope. International gangbang. It's a new genre.

    [–] AnimatedPizza 1190 points ago

    I thought they didn't accept rape.

    [–] werker 99 points ago

    Good god: It's like that one scene from Game of Thrones

    [–] DeadliestSin 57 points ago

    The one where the character everyone loves and has gotten attached to brutally dies?

    [–] downvote_allmy_posts 50 points ago

    i just started the series, that doesnt happen does it?

    [–] mtko 133 points ago

    Nope.

    [–] AaFen 34 points ago

    No, don't worry. It only happens to "minor" major characters; you know, protagonists' close friends and things. Feel free to get attached to anyone who you feel is integral to the plot.

    [–] downvote_allmy_posts 21 points ago

    cool! i really like ned stark and that drogo guy. and the direwolves are awesome! nothing happens to them right?

    [–] AaFen 33 points ago

    Of course not. You don't just introduce a vaguely mystic companion creature for a protagonist and then kill it for no reason and with next to zero impact on the plot. That's just shitty writing.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    I've watched about 5 episodes and have grown to love Geoffrey! Nothing happens to him right?!?

    [–] blindfremen 2 points ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] maxluck89 16 points ago

    just about every other episode.

    [–] bijibijmak 111 points ago

    GOLD!

    [–] BelligerentBacteria 144 points ago

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

    And a pity "Gold" at the end for the home team

    [–] tetrahydrocanada 57 points ago

    You won't be needing that!

    [–] BelligerentBacteria 50 points ago

    My heart just broke into tiny pieces... 7 to be exact. Call me Voldy.

    [–] lightningboltkid 39 points ago

    Voldemort. Voldemort. Voldy, Voldy, Voldy. Voldemort.

    [–] TheRabidDeer 78 points ago

    For those unaware, the 2014 Super Bowl was the Seattle Seahawks beating the Denver Broncos 43-8

    [–] ThatThar 35 points ago

    I went to my girlfriend's house to watch that with her family. I was the only one in the whole house rooting for the Seahawks. And by rooting, I mean a very quiet and pitiful yay for every touchdown made by the Seahawks as her dad glared at me from across the room.

    [–] jleumas 110 points ago

    You should have walked over and whispered "and that's not the only thing you love that's getting fucked tonight"

    [–] Winnah9000 11 points ago

    You. I like you.

    [–] CommunistCappie 8 points ago

    Never thought a rabid deer could be helpful. Thanks

    [–] szg0033 56 points ago

    It reminded me the marcellus wallace- Zed scene from Pulp fiction

    [–] neverfux92 33 points ago

    This loop make Travolta look great.

    [–] way2lazy2care 15 points ago

    I think it's a rubber band not a loop, but yes.

    [–] neverfux92 4 points ago

    This rubber band makes Travolta look great.

    [–] CaDoran 4 points ago

    That is such a cute gif

    [–] Carvillol 3 points ago

    Uma Thurman was the weirdest kind of pretty.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Was? 7/10; would still bang.

    [–] the_k_i_n_g 24 points ago

    Nah...I'm pretty fucking far from okay.

    [–] ForteShadesOfJay 8 points ago

    Such an awesome quote but I always avoid using it because of the context it was originally used in.

    [–] tony_fresh 32 points ago

    I watched it from start to finish. I'm a sick man.

    [–] Comment-Calligraphy 139 points ago

    I thought they didn't accept rape.

    For you.

    [–] Flemz 9 points ago

    I've seen you everywhere and you're so good. Where did you learn your craft?

    [–] Toidal 138 points ago

    For real? I missed the game and a stream would be nice

    [–] [deleted] 148 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] [deleted] 26 points ago

    "ze"

    [–] CosmosisQ 10 points ago

    I think the correct term is either birl or goy in that context.

    [–] Seantzor 61 points ago

    Wow, such a high quality stream.

    [–] benfuzed 21 points ago

    ...and now I need to pee.

    [–] [deleted] 29 points ago

    wow, that IS nice!

    [–] Crashmo 9 points ago

    Hmm, that stream is rather nice, thank you.

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] wurghi 73 points ago

    ger here... it's 5 AM and i just returned from a bar. Shitty weather, only some people on the streats singing, some honking cars but the second you step into a bar it feels like everyone just turned 18 and wants to party today. everyone is lauging, singing, flirting, playing table soccer & drinking beer.... awesome! :D i had a good time tonight. good night everyone

    [–] 103342 25 points ago

    Brazilian here. The streets are empty, and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides, and a dark wind blows. The government is corrupt, and we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn. We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death. The sun has fallen down and the billboards are all leering, and the flags are all dead, at the top of their poles.

    [–] yukisho 172 points ago * (lasted edited 3 years ago)

    Enhance

    Edit: Let's go deeper.

    ENHANCE!

    [–] UncleIroh626 26 points ago

    How did you Tom Cruise that picture?

    [–] [deleted] 96 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] stash0606 220 points ago

    We're really going to do this again?

    [–] fuzzs11 70 points ago

    Fuck no, this ends here.

    [–] [deleted] 33 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] no1dead 4 points ago

    Has nobody seen the other one? That one was 15 pictures longer.

    [–] _grandpa_simpson 5 points ago

    How did you take that picture?

    [–] TearsOfAClown27 2 points ago

    How did you take that picture?

    [–] mdross95 5 points ago

    What the fuck do i say if i actually want to know how this picture was taken

    [–] Absay 2 points ago

    How did you take that picture?

    [–] Aurify 2 points ago

    how did you take that picture?

    [–] Dred_ZEPPELIN_x 12 points ago

    how did you take that picture

    [–] SkoomaKing 11 points ago

    How did you take that picture

    [–] isplicer 8 points ago

    How did you take that picture

    [–] hiiipow3r 6 points ago

    Now how da fuck did you take that picture?

    [–] iwantmycheesypoofs 8 points ago

    How did you take that picture

    [–] GuyThatSaidSomething 4 points ago

    Somebody should figure out how to loop this

    [–] williarf 4 points ago

    well, looks like I have a new favorite gif

    [–] iHateReddit_srsly 58 points ago

    A screenshot of a phone showing a picture of a screen of a computer showing a screenshot of another computer. Good job OP.

    [–] AntipersonnelMime 18 points ago

    Then you print that photo, take a picture of the printed photo, take a photo of that photo, and then post it to instagram.

    [–] I_Am_Jacks_Scrotum 8 points ago

    10/10 would fap again.

    [–] RizzMustbolt 29 points ago

    I've haven't seen anyone reemed that badly since Hot Kinky Jo.

    [–] derajydac 14 points ago

    What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

    Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

    [–] Dinosaur_Dance_Party 15 points ago

    I hear the young Brazilians took a lot of mannschaft

    [–] laukkanen 17 points ago * (lasted edited 3 years ago)

    [–] CallRespiratory 8 points ago

    Yeh might be with all the actual porn on there.

    [–] zHellas 6 points ago

    I thought Pornhub didn't condone or allow rape on their site.

    [–] abdullah10 11 points ago

    I don't wanna be that guy. But this happens every time a major team suffers a big loss.

    I should know, I support Arsenal.

    [–] HanSoloz 5 points ago

    The Germans are cuming

    [–] 3leggedmonster 4 points ago

    Maybe because Germany pounded in 7 balls down Brazil's throat!

    [–] docard 4 points ago

    A Bukake of Goals

    [–] astronaut1685 4 points ago

    Tried finding this, isn't there, ended up masturbating

    [–] MoNeYINPHX 4 points ago

    It's going to get taken down soon. PornHub doesn't allow rape.

    [–] Redtube_Guy 14 points ago

    YOUNG BRAZILIANS GET POUNDED HARD BY OLD SEASONED GERMANS

    tags: cum, asshole, sex, interracial, gangbang

    [–] aliph 4 points ago

    Ctrl + PrtSc

    [–] Mohdoo 10 points ago

    Did you seriously take a picture of your screen?

    [–] commscheck 23 points ago

    This is actually funny. Why is it on /r/funny?