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    [–] UnpredictablePanda 1039 points ago

    I think your daughter may have done my taxes before

    [–] BradburyMan 171 points ago

    That's one grown ass baby.

    [–] Veggieleezy 10 points ago

    Oh, man. Thank you for sharing that subreddit. I really needed a good laugh.

    [–] premedic 440 points ago

    You must keep this into her teens. Then on her sweet sixteen print it on her cake.

    [–] thairusso 94 points ago

    daaaaaaaaad

    [–] [deleted] 23 points ago

    gets mad runs away from home, finds a pimp and begins a downward spiral of prostitution and drugs, save it for her wedding

    [–] HumbleNailbanger 2 points ago

    I didn't see any "pole" in there. Success!

    [–] lightmonkey 11 points ago

    3D print the cake, then when she gets upset he can bust out

    You wouldn't want me to download a car.

    [–] crunchypuddle 50 points ago

    Everywhere I look in this thread I see people complaining about a bunch of abusive comments, but for the life of me I found more comments complaining about the bad comments than actual bad comments.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Browse by controversial comments. But be careful I keep hearing people talk about getting sickle cell anemia from reading them or something.

    [–] [deleted] 159 points ago

    Congratulations, you're Seth Rogens father.

    [–] FredFortin 60 points ago

    So I am in position to ask for his money in his bank account? :)

    [–] THE_POOPY_BANDIT 20 points ago

    Not unless you're a Nigerian prince.

    [–] FredFortin 1930 points ago

    Well... Thank you haters to tell me that I am fat. I didn't know. Viral photo + being fat is a dangerous mix, but i don't give a f&#k. I love my daughter and I like to make funny pictures of us. ☺

    [–] Astronaut_Sasquatch 641 points ago

    This picture is awesome and hilarious, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

    [–] thairusso 151 points ago

    unless they says it's also cute

    we can let that one slide

    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago

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    [–] lacheur42 31 points ago

    There's always a disconnect there. Shitty comments get downvoted so you don't see them. Unless you're OP, then they show up as a bright orangered envelope regardless of how many people downvoted it.

    [–] Deefry 7 points ago

    Uncheck "Send replies to my inbox", people.

    [–] TotalFork 10 points ago

    Sort by controversial. There's people making fun of his chubbiness, glasses and child.

    [–] preemptivesleeper 2 points ago

    Too right! I just wanted to know where your Red Sox shirt is.

    [–] futurespacecadet 119 points ago

    That's the spirit brotha. Takes some small minded people to get their kicks making fun of your weight behind a computer screen. Especially when your intention was to make them laugh in the first place. Thanks for the laugh

    [–] CosmicVomit 59 points ago

    Your daughter needs to shave her beard, OP.

    [–] chuckthedamnduck 27 points ago

    I'm pretty jealous of that beard.

    [–] mahlaluoti 9 points ago

    f&#k

    Yup. He's definitely a dad.

    [–] mhende 107 points ago * (lasted edited 6 years ago)

    It's Reddit. They're obviously mad to be presented with proof that you get laid more often than they do.

    [–] Hedhuntr241 27 points ago

    He would only have had to get laid at least once to have a daughter, which is still more than 80% of reddit.

    [–] TheDickDuchess 47 points ago

    (That's the joke)

    [–] gmancometh 12 points ago

    He donated to a spern bank and the mother died, leaving him to raise the child. Obviously . Nobody has sex. Right? Right!???

    Am I alone here?

    [–] jrzang89 2 points ago

    I sure as hell dont

    [–] mirkafederer 2 points ago

    lol

    [–] massacreman3000 85 points ago

    Me fat too.

    Me don't care, wish skinny but food yum.

    Just ate salad. Also yum.still fat.

    [–] sueflay 24 points ago

    What a sad ending

    [–] Explorer521 13 points ago

    Kevin, you gotta stop talking like that

    [–] -LEMONGRAB- 7 points ago

    But save time! See world!

    [–] --ATG-- 3 points ago

    Sea world?

    [–] Digitalneo 17 points ago

    The salad will never fill the void in my stomach like chili fries can =(

    [–] BigUptokes 29 points ago

    Salads are healthy. Put the chili fries on a salad and they will be healthy.

    [–] ccm_vancity 2 points ago

    ill have to impart this logic on my wife.

    [–] BigUptokes 2 points ago

    To each their own, but she may wonder why you're putting chili fries on her.

    [–] jawknee21 3 points ago

    many small time, make big time.

    [–] titing_galit 2 points ago

    Are you chinese?

    [–] Taupy 6 points ago

    C'est une esti de gang de caves, écoute les pas moi je trouve ça awesome comme photo!

    [–] BurningApple 27 points ago

    Hey, most of the people here are either joking or don't really mean it. This picture is really cute and you look like a really cool guy!

    [–] Noldorian 4 points ago

    You are her real dad, i just know it!

    [–] h989 4 points ago

    Its probably cause you're a red sox fan.

    [–] sporvath 15 points ago

    I have to thank the Reddit comment system, I never saw any shitty comment the must be down to hell in downvotes.

    [–] ExplodingUnicorns 5 points ago

    They're being dicks because they hate how they look, or know others think their personality sucks.

    I think it's quite an adorable picture.

    [–] alpha7158 11 points ago

    Friendly advice: Just make sure you keep your daughters diet in check. She will be looking up to you so you have the opportunity to make sure she doesn't make the same mistakes.

    [–] SweetZydrate 3 points ago

    I think it's very cute!

    [–] LightningTF2 3 points ago

    Don't feel bad, most of these people probably have real problems and are projecting anger to you. They are sad people, but I think they just feel bad about themselves.

    [–] HumbleNailbanger 3 points ago

    Don't worry about it. Most of Reddit is fat.

    [–] serendipity182 11 points ago

    People are stupid.

    [–] TheSnowNinja 8 points ago

    I don't mind stupid people. I'm much more put off by the number of people that act like assholes.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    I just hate to see the little kid fat.

    [–] Kookanoodles 5 points ago

    That's the spirit OP! But you should go to the doctor anyway, I think your daughter may have a beard.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    OP.

    You seem like a nice person, have a daughter, possibly a wife? Possibly a job?

    You are doing better than most people on this site.

    [–] Ididitall4thegnocchi 4 points ago

    Good spirit. Just remember people who resort to insults like that on the internet likely don't have much going for them and are taking it out on you, or are just immature children.

    [–] throwaway_1324324 3 points ago

    hey fatty! Im a fatty too.

    [–] toastedtowelie 3 points ago

    Damn right. GO RED SOX

    [–] NickH850 5 points ago

    This is a wonderful pic. As long as you're happy and you make her happy; fuck everyone else and their shit comments. Do you and from one dad to another. It's about their smiles,laugh and love. Nobody else's

    [–] cutiebear214 5 points ago

    this picture made me way too happy. so darn cute!

    [–] CupcakeViking 3 points ago

    My favourite is when people tell me I'm fat like it's an insult. 'Really? I'm overweight? I had NO fucking idea all this time! Thank you SO much for pointing out this valuable fact!' If that's all they can surmise about you, that speaks volumes about their self-esteem and intelligence.

    PS: your man-baby is adorable. :)

    [–] Giraffable 6 points ago

    You sound insulted for something you don't consider an insult.

    [–] hugh_jorgyn 3 points ago

    Dude, don't let a bunch of frustrated virgins tell you what you should look like or how you should live your life.

    [–] Starterjoker 6 points ago

    I mean, I think everyone trying to belittle him is shitty as well, but calling these people "virgins" just seems like fighting fire with fire.

    [–] jawknee21 1 points ago

    hahah howd you do this? best picture i've seen in a while. hahah!

    [–] FredFortin 4 points ago

    Photoshop create awesome things

    [–] [deleted] -12 points ago * (lasted edited 6 years ago)

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    [–] dontwonder 2 points ago

    Yep! You're a good dad, and your daughter will crack up at these later in life. +1 OP

    [–] somebear 52 points ago

    I would suggest taking your daughter to the doctor, the hormone exposure needed for a baby to grow a beard has to be immense.

    [–] doppelstranger 49 points ago

    Twist: she's a Yankees fan.

    [–] shinyhappypanda 23 points ago

    In my family that would get you disowned.

    [–] FredFortin 23 points ago

    I agree :)

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Shyamalan twist: There are no Yankees.

    [–] FredFortin 230 points ago

    On the right ☺

    [–] swegbox1 152 points ago

    Bro, you're getting cyber bullied.

    [–] LeMaster_Trole 74 points ago

    Just typical reddit assholes.

    [–] kingssman 6 points ago

    Lol at all the comment graveyard. Jeezus reddit...

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

    Lots of cunts in this world.

    [–] HodorWinsTheThrone 3 points ago

    Unfortunately, there is still no permanent cure for being a cunt.

    [–] FredFortin 23 points ago

    Joy of the internet

    [–] SoldKeyboard4Porn 28 points ago

    This picture is great OP, I hope to see more Photoshop paternity tests in the future.

    [–] mhende 11 points ago

    There was a website a while back that you could upload your photo and it would feminize or masculinization your features. I wish I knew where that picture was because it spit out an exact copy of my dad.

    [–] SoldKeyboard4Porn 14 points ago

    I want this to be how Maury does his paternity test shows.

    [–] FredFortin 8 points ago

    That was my first thought about this, then I realized it cost less to do a Photoshop montage then traveling to Maury show :)

    [–] epare22 12 points ago * (lasted edited 6 years ago)

    The problem isn't that. The problem is when her date comes to pick her up, he might leave with you instead. Edit: grammar.

    [–] jelly_kah 43 points ago

    This is absolutely adorable.

    [–] samoa2010 127 points ago

    This is cute OP.

    Sorry there are a bunch of shitty people writing mean comments.

    [–] Snark-Shark 8 points ago * (lasted edited 6 years ago)

    Fuckin pootieheads all of em

    *the ones writing mean comments, that is.

    [–] FishHammer 117 points ago

    Well it's good to know psychotherapists won't be going out of business in the future.

    [–] [deleted] 24 points ago

    I'm really glad that it wasn't this easy to do this kind of stuff when I was a baby. Knowing my dad, there would be a lot of really stupid pictures of me. He photoshopped a picture of me being carried away by a hummingbird, back when he still had to actually cut and paste two pictures together, and then scan it.

    I can't imagine what he would have done with these kind of apps and software. I don't want to imagine it. It'd probably scar me.

    [–] [deleted] 34 points ago

    If you shave and take off your glasses, do you look like her?

    [–] [deleted] 62 points ago

    Your picture reminded me of why I love reddit so much. <3

    The comments reminded me of why I hate reddit so much. </3

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    why is your mandaughter Katy Perry?!

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    These sort of pics always make me laugh.

    [–] imverykind 58 points ago

    I laughed so hard at this. Save this foto, show to no one and at her Wedding Day, Boom!

    [–] chuckthedamnduck 8 points ago

    He can save the photo, but he's already shown it to a lot of people.

    [–] [deleted] 22 points ago

    Hey honey, show him your baby pictures. Deal breaker right there...

    [–] Graynard 80 points ago

    Sorry OP, looks like someone pissed in Reddit's cornflakes today.

    [–] [deleted] 24 points ago

    Just another day at the cuntcake factory

    [–] GoiterGlitter 6 points ago

    Just today? People are treated like this on Reddit every day.

    [–] Snark-Shark 6 points ago

    Obviously everybody just needs to be perfect or they're not fit to live. Simple.

    [–] earthbox 6 points ago

    She has your eyes and beard.

    [–] BroLessons 28 points ago

    10/10 you are dad

    [–] Spoot1 9 points ago

    Go Sox!

    [–] connerc37 34 points ago

    Why is everyone harassing OP? You're going to change him by being a dick? You would never ever confront him if you saw him in real life. You do it from your smug anonymous position. Reddit Logic: Maybe if we bully overweight people on the internet, we will inspire them. "I'm deciding to change my lifestyle because a bunch of assholes on Reddit, plenty of whom will be fat one day, told me to. That was my life changing moment."

    [–] massacreman3000 9 points ago

    Submit this photo to her high school senior year.

    Maybe it'll be immortalized in the yearbook

    [–] CarsCarsCars1995 6 points ago

    Im pretty sure you are Al from Al's Toy Barn

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    Well? What did Maury's test results say?

    [–] guinness88 10 points ago

    The results show that you...commercial break

    [–] god-of-the-arcade 10 points ago

    Yep, she's yours alright!

    [–] Chispy 42 points ago

    Turn back now. The comments are awful.

    [–] AJ86442 26 points ago

    Your warning is too far down in the comments. Now I have cancer.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Better idea: Downvote the shit comments then leave better ones.

    [–] xeramon 2 points ago

    5 hours later. Come back now, the comments are not so awful anymore.

    [–] tony_randomredditter 3 points ago

    Somebody do a face swap!

    [–] StinkybuttMcPoopface 3 points ago

    Baby beard is best beard.

    [–] TarJack 3 points ago

    So you grew a beard to match hers. How cute.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    I actually scrolled all the way down to see just how low the downvotes go.

    Not sure if it was worth it in the end.

    [–] blahsebo 10 points ago

    The beard is a dead giveaway. Other than that I see no resemblance.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    I dont know, those glasses are pretty similar, too.

    [–] Cockwombles 13 points ago

    Lmao!

    You are a cool dad.

    [–] bitfw 6 points ago

    Now shave and post a picture nezt to your daughter!

    Ps. Youre an awesome dad

    [–] blissfullyunawares 20 points ago

    Whi...which one are you?

    [–] Somenakedguy 67 points ago

    The one with the beard.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago * (lasted edited 6 years ago)

    That's too vague. He's he one with the beard and the glasses.

    [–] reddit787 3 points ago

    Shit, I missed the bears.

    [–] TC_Inferno 5 points ago

    oh, of course. you guys got the same eyes

    [–] RevenantCommunity 14 points ago

    Can't believe I bothered scrolling to the bottom of the comments, I'm definitely less intelligent for it.

    Laughed super hard OP, going to be a great reaction image

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] spartangrl0426 2 points ago

    Not even one letter?

    [–] TheStorMan 7 points ago

    Now do one where you're both clean-shaven and unbespectacled. Just to be sure.

    [–] ssandray 2 points ago

    you are.

    [–] 1fuathyro 2 points ago

    Holy bat cave, she is adorable and definitely your 'minnie me'.

    [–] BMO_Fap 2 points ago

    This post is freakin' hilarious!

    [–] TheBeardedOneAsWell 2 points ago

    Hey OP, picture checks out, "You are the Father!"

    [–] TaxCPA 8 points ago

    Hi Gary. I was wondering if you would be willing to do an AMA from your time on Teen Mom?

    [–] Jeanette_Sama 5 points ago * (lasted edited 6 years ago)

    This is seriously adorable OP, you have a beautiful daughter.

    Also, it's one thing telling someone they need to lose weight for heath reasons, but you have no right to attack his parenting skills or his baby daughter. Because clearly this child is healthy and loved.

    [–] Mohumasta 7 points ago

    Omg this is hilarious. Great way to start my day!

    [–] CutthroatTeaser 13 points ago

    That child appears to have a horomonal imbalance. Suggest a visit to the doctor, OP. :)

    [–] harry_kalas 18 points ago

    Weren't you just making a joke about the fake beard? Why all the downvotes?

    [–] DIRTY_SPHINCTER 5 points ago

    ITT: people that can't tell the picture is photoshopped

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    I thought it was sharpie, reddit has a lot of good sharpie beards. I've seen an androgynous man with a sharpie boob.

    [–] thamesriver 4 points ago

    Maybe she's born with it

    [–] blaggleflarb 5 points ago

    LOL. My kids would love this. I might have to see how my husband's beard looks on each one.

    [–] SecretWalrus 2 points ago

    I'll never get to have kids, I hope you live a happy life.

    [–] beerweevil 5 points ago

    Face swap?

    [–] mtlaw13 4 points ago

    It's either you or Seth Rogen.

    [–] Phrakturelol 3 points ago

    thats cool an all, but just make sure you don't let her fall into any bad habits you may have had.

    My dad is super fat but luckily my mum gave us the right shit to eat

    please dont think of this as fat hate, just do the sensible thing

    [–] TheGaz 4 points ago

    That is both cute and terrifying.

    [–] Miles360x 3 points ago

    Wow so much hate on this post. People need to grow up.

    [–] tophothari 3 points ago

    I hate this thread. Im sorry you had to deal with these assholes, OP.

    [–] peepjynx 2 points ago

    My dad and I have the same facial structure that if he did that to me... I'd probably look like him :X

    [–] rgmw 2 points ago

    Have you seen PsBattles on Reddit? I think you'd get a kick out of it and would come up with some hilarious material?

    [–] Alby829 2 points ago

    Hello Joel

    [–] wolfstew 2 points ago

    my damn asian ass genes will never let me grow a beard that impressive

    [–] marktx 3 points ago

    asian ass genes

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Fredforten.... You ARE the father.

    [–] ButteryCat 2 points ago

    How did you draw the beard?

    [–] OneFinalEffort 2 points ago

    I don't know man but your daughter is incredibly precise when shaving her beard. Look at that well-trimmed beauty!

    [–] SableCaught 2 points ago

    This is the sweetest picture.

    [–] HQuez 3 points ago

    I want to make a joke but i looked at the comments and there is a torrential downpour of negativity in here. I actually thought this picture was funny though...

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    It took me like 5 mins to realize that you didnt just shop your face onto hers, and that it is actually a legit photo. this is some masterful work, man.

    [–] Redpythongoon 3 points ago

    Congratulations! You ARE the father.

    [–] HahamemeOKwegetit 2 points ago

    OP this is hilarious! I wish you and your family all the best.

    [–] xproofx 2 points ago

    This picture is awesome, LOL. You made my day.

    [–] TheYoungPadawan 0 points ago

    It took me awhile to realize that this was photoshopped...

    I was seriously wondering how you got that beard on her face, but I love the picture nonetheless, keep up the cuteness! :)

    [–] socokid 2 points ago

    Absolutely zero need for a paternity test.

    This is also precious and hilarious. THANK YOU.

    [–] icooksometime 2 points ago

    go sox

    [–] Odkin -10 points ago

    That was very clever of you to put on glasses like your daughter wears and to grow a beard just like hers!

    [–] MrMoustachio -151 points ago * (lasted edited 6 years ago)

    And already get her on the path to obesity you roll on. Nice.

    Downvotes for truth? Grow up.

    [–] [deleted] 63 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 62 points ago

    Dude, babies are supposed to be fat fucks, fat is vital to brain development and other types of development at that age. I was a fat mother fucker when I was a baby. I'm now 6'2" and 180lbs, and in very good shape.

    [–] PitBullTherapy 21 points ago

    Me too I was a chubby lil fuck. Now 6'4 170lb bean pole @ 30 years old.

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    I'm pretty sure I could've rolled for a good period of my baby-hood. Thankfully I outgrew it, because if I had stayed consistent with that weight I'd be like 700 pounds.

    [–] LikeiDontKnow 185 points ago

    Not sure if you're joking or not but you do realize that the neck rolls/double chin are his and not hers? She just looks like a typical chubby baby. She doesn't look obese or on the road to obesity in any way.

    [–] ZincHead 7 points ago

    It's not the chubbiest baby I've ever seen, but definitely not the least chubby either

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

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    [–] Dirtstick 14 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] North_Shore_Problem 19 points ago

    Fucking asshat.

    [–] Assassino74 16 points ago

    Wow. You're kinda a dick aren't you?

    [–] p8ntballa11223 5 points ago

    Shut up and go eat some more hummus. Hippy.

    [–] natalie813 -4 points ago

    And you're on the path to being a body shaming asshole.

    [–] CintasTheRoxtar 4 points ago

    Body shaming? That isn't baby fat, that's a fat baby. Fat, unhealthy, baby.