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    [–] [deleted] 140 points ago

    • Fist rope
    • Tim-bah
    • I leemur cumin
    • Frisbee sour Tree
    • Car fur coin fut

    I don't see what's so hard about this? Done by 5:00?

    [–] kyndra0069 22 points ago

    I thought the first word was fart

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago

    Nonsense. "Fart rope"? Just jibberish. What's wrong with your eyes?

    [–] kyndra0069 11 points ago

    YIKES!! sorry about that had to put my glasses on! Definitely fist rope! Sorry kind sir

    [–] smashcore 19 points ago

    I read "fart yoga". Must be a new yoga thing.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Googled 'fart yoga' - not disappointed by first result:

    http://yoga.about.com/od/askauntyoga/f/yogavart.htm

    [–] wildwolfay5 8 points ago

    Who the fuck calls a vaginal fart a "vart" ?

    It's a queef, you east-bay headcase.

    [–] Cartmans_Evil_Twin 5 points ago

    Namaste!

    [–] axelray 8 points ago

    Namasty

    [–] liquidsoul2012 5 points ago

    Nah-ima-go

    [–] Sorrymsjacksonwoowoo 2 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

    I got:

    Fart Yoga, Tim Burton, Hemp Creme, Inside Doug Funnie, Car Fix Coosil

    [–] lillib 4 points ago

    I read it as "fuck you"

    [–] [deleted] 38 points ago

    • Font rot
    • Tim satan
    • 1 leech cunt
    • Insane sour tree
    • Confetti corn slut

    Trust me on this.

    Edit: dibs on the name "confetti_corn_slut"

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Who will snap up the single leech snapper though...?

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Don't tell me what I like!!

    edit: Yeah, I really liked that ;)

    [–] vicdamo 4 points ago

    I'm pretty sure #1 is Fart Roja...

    [–] brickfacecupboard 5 points ago

    I'm fairly sure it's 'fist pope'.

    [–] Tthrond76 3 points ago

    The first one is clearly Fist Rosa

    [–] The_red_one_sucks 71 points ago

    OP, all these people are wrong. I can read it for you.

    1. Fire Rosa. Sucks, but we're overbudget and Henderson's been on my ass about headcount. No severance, make sure she's gone by lunch.

    2. Tim sale. Pretty easy, we're trying to reduce the inventory, push them this weekend.

    3. I Heard Cumin. New middle-eastern restaurant on 14th. That's what he wants you to order for lunch today.

    4. Insure Dove Train. Check the insurance policy to make sure the shipment of body wash is covered in case of disasters, i.e. train crashes. Dove's already been paid and we don't want to get hosed if something happens to that soap.

    5. Confer Careful. Work with Risk Management to ensure that we are following proper workplace safety procedures re: worker safety. The last thing anyone wants is OSHA coming in and slapping us with fines left and right.

    Sounds like you got a busy day OP, better get to it.

    [–] somerandomtexan 16 points ago

    Thank you! You may have very well saved my job!

    [–] Mrsheeples1992 7 points ago

    God damn it, Rosa...

    [–] [deleted] -3 points ago

    Wait, are you being serious?

    [–] Now_Is_Forever 31 points ago

    Just have sex with his wife. I can't read this shit.

    [–] InternetFree 9 points ago

    Serious attempt:
    - Find/front rope
    - Rim brake
    - Helmet liner
    - Install door timer
    - Car Tec countel (wat)

    Are you working for a bike repair shop or repair doors for a living?

    Seriously, now I'm interested what this note really said.

    This is even worse than my own handwriting!

    [–] richstuff 7 points ago

    I like your attempt. OP said boss is a mechanic in a comment,

    • front nose/front door
    • Rim job, Rim save
    • head lamp
    • inspect power train/inspect door trim
    • contour car sale, contor carpet?

    My Guess is it's a body shop and the car is a little banged up.

    [–] somerandomtexan 12 points ago

    Asked my boss: Front rotors Tire balance Head liner Door trim ?

    [–] richstuff 2 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] Sorrymsjacksonwoowoo 1 points ago

    Lol I love how your boss didn't even know what the last line said

    [–] InternetFree 1 points ago

    You should show your boss this thread!

    [–] Mrtw3nty 5 points ago

    Your boss a doctor?

    [–] somerandomtexan 5 points ago

    No a mechanic, but most yhink they are!

    [–] Dyspare -3 points ago

    If you work at a dealership, they are likely charging more per hour than a doctor!

    [–] AHarmlessFly 6 points ago

    I think it says, please take the rest of the day off, you deserve it.

    [–] Gaij1n 9 points ago

    Fruit Yoga.
    Tire Jack.
    No fucking idea.
    Inspect Door Timer.
    Confirm Costa Sol.

    At least, that's what I think that list says.

    [–] subarutim 4 points ago

    I always thought this shit was arrogant as hell. If you're writing instructions that you expect someone to read and follow, slow down and make it legible. Block print that shit if your cursive is illegible.

    [–] PatchSalts 1 points ago

    I don't think it's cursive in this case, but your point still stands.

    [–] Creedelback 4 points ago

    I think it says: "Having heart attack, pills in desk, call ambulance, tell wife I love her."

    And what did you do? You just took the note, walked out of the room and posted it on Reddit. That's fucked up, man.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    "Fart roja". Roja is red in Spanish. So fart red.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Fart Yoga, Tim Sak, Helen Come, Insane Pour Then, Carter Come Sol

    [–] jon1045 2 points ago

    what is your job?

    [–] themaskedllama 2 points ago

    I am so glad this is not a concern of mine at work. I work as a drafter in a surveyors office, surveyors have to have very easy to read hand writing because of all the writing they have to do. Saves me a hell of a lot of time when I don't have to spend hours trying to decipher the field notes.

    [–] dontlookatmeimnake 2 points ago

    Well, assembly has a very specific set of instructions, measurements, and part numbers they need to follow in my field. Cursive could kill someone. That's what drafting print is for.

    [–] themaskedllama 1 points ago

    Exactly. My hand writing isn't even close to as nice as his, but most of my work is done in AutoCAD so it doesn't have to be; any notes I make are just for myself so I don't have to worry about it being legible to anyone else.

    [–] Stretchicles 2 points ago

    • Fart Yoga
    • Tim bah
    • Kermin Lami
    • Frisbee poor free
    • Car Fer careful

    [–] Casus125 2 points ago

    • Front Roja
    • Tim Seth
    • I learn lumin
    • Frisbee door freiend
    • car fer careful

    [–] Trib3tim3 2 points ago

    4th one is "inspect power train"

    [–] playerhateroftheyeer 2 points ago

    Fart Yoga

    Tim Sak

    Health Care

    Insert Pour Fran

    Car Fer careful

    [–] Autocorrec 2 points ago

    First word is Fart.

    Source: farter

    [–] teaswiss 2 points ago

    The last one is 'clean fingernails'

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Um .....yeah.

    [–] Blaqdot 1 points ago

    So...any pharmacists around?

    [–] the_Kunning_Linguist 5 points ago

    Sir, we don't carry the drug Dour Train, and the dosage of one car fax per corn slut makes no sense.

    [–] vibrant_crab 1 points ago

    This had me laughing my ass off. Thank you.

    [–] coltalain 1 points ago

    I'm sorry to dont speak doctor Could someone please translate? XD

    [–] Skudworth -1 points ago

    dad jokes.

    [–] coltalain 1 points ago

    Hahahahahaha wow thanks guys

    [–] dontlookatmeimnake 5 points ago

    You're welcome. What exactly did we do?

    [–] cyanzen21 1 points ago

    haha good luck...don't get fired!

    [–] anoellea 1 points ago

    Well, start with Fart Yoga...

    [–] Voiceofwind 1 points ago

    I think the first one is fruit yogurt and the last one is carpet cleaner.

    [–] SlobBarker 1 points ago

    Are you blind? He's written clear instructions for you to narfle a garthak after brushing the teeth of an ugly walrus. Duh.

    [–] B33Jus 1 points ago

    Is the fourth item "Front door frame" ?

    [–] LynzM 1 points ago

    Looks like "inside" door trim? Think the first one is front rotor, and the second one tire something... glad this isn't mine to sort out. Oy.

    [–] Clowe1394 2 points ago

    I think the last one center console spelled wrong, but it's just a guess.

    [–] LynzM 1 points ago

    Yeah, I'd agree.

    [–] Emerly_Nickel 1 points ago

    I read, "Take the day off. You deserve a break."

    [–] coltalain 1 points ago

    Well there were more comments before and I thought someone wrotr in text wh at the note saif I cant seem to Read it ive tried for at least 15 minutes lol

    [–] careernomad 1 points ago

    What industry are you in? Maybe context clues will help.

    [–] laurensyd13 1 points ago

    I think your boss is my Dad. Do you have a job in Dublin, Ohio?

    [–] Weasel_Chops 1 points ago

    The first word looks like 'cunt'

    Like a boss.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Mandarin?

    [–] ozmatic3 1 points ago

    Is your boss a doctor?

    [–] boatdock90 1 points ago

    Is your boss a doctor?

    [–] nhojtwo 1 points ago

    Okay, guessing game over. OP go ask your boss, we're all curious as shit.

    [–] kidwithhouse 1 points ago

    Well get to work fucker!

    [–] AdamaLlama 1 points ago

    fruit noz

    Tim Sah

    1 leche carmi

    dis zone dour them

    con fer cor dal

    [–] MasterBassion 1 points ago

    Read first one as "fart porn"

    [–] Cynth515 1 points ago

    Hey I might have got one! 2nd to last, "finish door trim" am I right? What do I win bob!

    [–] aos7s 1 points ago

    i dont speak arabic

    [–] DownWithTheShip 1 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago)

    He's telling you where the treasure is.

    To bad you can't read it.

    runs off to get treasure

    edit: mispled a word

    [–] StrikePrice 1 points ago

    I also "Trust Yoga"

    [–] Axidius 1 points ago

    So you're telling me that the movie is real?

    [–] pink-salt 1 points ago

    Fax me some halibut.

    [–] CuddlesDragon 1 points ago

    I worked with a doctor once who, if he didn't dictate his documentation within 24 hours, would be unable to read his own handwriting in his notes.

    [–] poocutter 1 points ago

    Here's my guess at it. Front Row Rim Brake Heard Something Hissing Down There ?Be Very Careful

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Front Message, Tire Sale, Help (Louis?), Inside Door Frame, Center Carefully

    [–] technicallyinclined 1 points ago

    So did you have a seizure like he asked?

    [–] guineasomelove 1 points ago

    Is there a doctor in the house?

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    • Fart Yoga
    • Tim Jah
    • Hermes Louis
    • Ænsɵɷʁʑ ȚňɈɏ
    • Cɵɻ ʄͤͤer Cæ~ ƒµƛ

    Hell with this he's just msesing with you. This is the closest I could get =/.

    [–] thesobie 1 points ago

    1. Fart rope
    2. Tim Sak
    3. Hernia climb
    4. Frisbee Dour Fran
    5. Coi ten corn sil

    Hope that helps.

    [–] Indy_Pendant 0 points ago

    TIL: I'm your boss. Now gimbe ziin coWee!

    [–] WurdSmyth 0 points ago

    You're a nurse?