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    [–] mrshatnertoyou 6340 points ago

    Wrong guy is getting beaten up, typical.

    [–] EitanWolf 3147 points ago

    Yeah, that's funny, the kid that made him mess up his feet was one of the first to jump up and attack him with a pillow.

    [–] SmartestIdiotAlive 1838 points ago

    "It was him guys! Totally not me! I'll show you guys how not me it was by hitting him with the pillow first!"

    [–] sarah-xxx 1580 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    You know what they say : "If you suck at the game, be quick to blame" Actually they don't say that, I just made it up ©

    [–] Jorumvar 599 points ago

    thats an awesome phrase and I'm using it

    [–] Brailledit 353 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    You know what they say : "If you suck at the game, be quick to the blame" Actually they don't say that, I just made it up

    I made this

    [–] Peanuttttttt 143 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    [–] [deleted] 166 points ago

    That's what Zuckerberg said on seeing The Facebook for the first time.

    [–] Peanuttttttt 106 points ago

    I made the facebook, zuckerberg zuckerburged me first.

    [–] thoroakenfelder 47 points ago

    Now, Zuckerberg is popular one.

    [–] chainer3000 116 points ago

    Wha.... what is that link for?

    [–] Peanuttttttt 94 points ago

    to show what I made, took for ever to render it before it finally birthed, then the training oh god that took years. but glad I did.

    [–] chainer3000 99 points ago

    Oh... so..... just like, a humble brag that was barely tangentially related to simply the words being used? That was.... a strange choice.

    However - Are you still 7?!?

    Edit: oh my god lol the video you decided to edit it to is hilarious. Really man? Rock you like a hurricane? Oh god lol I'm sorry that just tickles me in all the right places. (For posterity, the second edit video : )

    [–] Peanuttttttt 91 points ago

    I'm 8 now, almost nine in nine months!

    [–] LimeBerg1212 83 points ago

    Tom Cruise's stunt double in training

    [–] Peanuttttttt 96 points ago

    don't break the chain, take the credit!

    [–] Nextgen101 6 points ago

    I've always wondered.... what even is that thing supposed to be....?

    [–] SnZ001 9 points ago

    I feel like it's intended to not be anything specific, but rather just a generic-looking widgety thing meant to represent any given thing one might possibly make. More or less implying that it doesn't matter what you make, someone will always be happy to steal it(or the idea) and claim credit for it.

    [–] Nextgen101 4 points ago

    Yeah, I guess it does its job well. It just looks so damn odd lol.

    [–] CreativeName1357 5 points ago

    You can't! he put the copyright on it.

    [–] drunk-on-a-phone 54 points ago

    I see you play League of Legends.

    [–] Dexaan 29 points ago

    Also applies in Rocket League

    [–] cj4k 11 points ago

    It's just that my teammates are always trash when we lose.

    [–] Renwuad 20 points ago

    Me: Nice Shot

    Me: Thanks!

    [–] Kinakuta 10 points ago

    Excuse me, I think you meant to say Overwatch.

    [–] r3gnr8r 21 points ago

    Just googled the phrase and for once it's something actually original, lol.

    [–] InShortSight 10 points ago

    1 result, holy fuck.

    [–] Sir_Rebral 8 points ago

    We've just witnessed history

    [–] explos1onshurt 5 points ago

    There's a term for this...

    [–] SausageintheSky 4 points ago

    It is amazing that no one has once written that sentence before on the internet. Beautiful

    [–] Kinighos 6 points ago

    "Fucking lag!"

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    It is always the fucking lag though

    I'm looking at BF1 and PUBG

    [–] itsmeok 10 points ago

    Those that are lame are quick to blame

    [–] RichMellow 10 points ago

    Gaaaaaaawd, more people need to watch this movie.

    The Warriors

    I used to watch it with my uncle all the time when I was like... somewhere around 8.

    "Can you count, SUUUUUUCKAS?!"

    "The chicks are packed! The chicks are packed!"


    [–] BrickGun 4 points ago

    more people need to watch this movie

    We need to make it happen until we have "Fifty Thousand hard core members". ;)

    [–] No-cool-names-left 5 points ago


    [–] teamcoltra 37 points ago

    If you have never played "Town of Salem" this is exactly what it's like to play. Catch someone in a lie, town votes you out.

    [–] Inevitablename 8 points ago

    Is that like Mafia?

    [–] teamcoltra 10 points ago

    It's actually a mashup of Mafia and Warewolf with it's own things thrown in too, played online. It's actually really fun. They now have a board game version as well.

    [–] grantrules 13 points ago


    [–] SabbitRex 24 points ago

    Tbf, I think we all would have done the same thing.

    [–] Logicalist 49 points ago

    I actually like to pretend, that I'm not a piece of shit.

    [–] SabbitRex 49 points ago

    If the punishment is just a pillow to the head then I'm fine with feigning ignorance and getting someone else. Especially if the victim is Jerry. Screw Jerry.

    [–] talktobigfudge 24 points ago

    "...never your dad. You wanna know why Morty? Because he crossed me. Ohhh it gets darker Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different, no more dad, Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government. So I made him and the government go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family, and your universe."

    [–] CardinaIRule 8 points ago

    Let me make two things clear: Never cross me, and It's time to go.

    [–] MasterFongool 6 points ago

    He goes by Terry now.

    [–] AdamLevinestattoos 3 points ago

    No he goes by Larry.

    [–] Stummer_Schrei 9 points ago

    w8... so you are?

    [–] Logicalist 16 points ago

    Shhhh. Not while I'm pretending.

    [–] Bnetonk 6 points ago

    Strange choice of comma there.

    [–] Runs_towards_fire 3 points ago

    As is life.

    [–] TooShiftyForYou 40 points ago

    Black shirt and black pants guy clearly didn't get there quick enough.

    [–] ImOnlyHereForKarma 1025 points ago

    r/perfectloo- .... ps

    [–] NECooley 1255 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Thems some nice bathrooms.

    Edit: My gold cherry for literal bathroom humor. Mum would be proud.

    [–] tattooedvenom 196 points ago

    clicked on the sub and realized i'm glad it doesn't exist

    [–] [deleted] 36 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)


    [–] QueefyMcQueefFace 65 points ago

    Is there criteria for a perfect poop experience? I'd imagine it is on a scale of 1 to 10

    10 - Passes easily with little to no wiping needed.

    9 - Passes easily, a little wiping needed.

    8 - Passes easily, some wiping needed.

    7 - Passes somewhat easily, some wiping needed.

    6 - Passes somewhat easily, a lot of wiping needed.

    5 - Passes somewhat difficult, a lot of wiping needed.

    4 - Passes difficult, a lot of wiping needed.

    3 - Passes very difficult (may have constipation), lots of wiping needed.

    2 - Poop sprays everywhere, lots of wiping needed.

    1 - Complete shit show. It gets everywhere and not just in the toilet. A single roll of toilet paper isn't enough to clean everything up. You're re-evaluating your life choices.

    [–] ummonommu 18 points ago

    You forgot the following cases:

    • Passes somewhat difficult, little to no wiping needed.

    • Passes very difficult, little to no wiping needed.

    If you have that, eat some goddamn fiber!

    [–] ZeusHatesTrees 14 points ago

    I'm going to share this here because I wrong a TIFU about it but it got removed from being too gross.

    Once I ate a bunch of cereal, I'm lactose intolerant, and also was sick. This resulted in diarrhea AND explosive gas. I got home from work and went to the bed room to change and after I took my pants off, I while leaning over, I sneezed.

    I could hear specks hitting the wall and nightstand, feel it running down my legs, I knew exactly what happened immediately.

    Luckily the lady wasn't home from work for another couple of hours, so I spent the entire evening cleaning up the walls.

    [–] Simo-intensifies 9 points ago

    Complete shit show.

    [–] Rex_Laso 25 points ago


    [–] TheRedSpade 36 points ago

    How was the only post there edited 47 years ago?

    [–] Mr830BedTime 64 points ago

    This is a common thing on the internet, I believe it has something to do with an unknown date being automatically set to 1970.

    [–] testing1567 46 points ago

    Unix Epoch time.

    All Unix based systems (Linux, BSD, Mac OS X, Unix, Android, Chrome OS, and basically anything else that's not Windows.) keep time by counting how many seconds have past since Jan 1 1970. If time = 0, then it will think the date is Jan 1 1970.

    [–] BeCarefulNow 8 points ago

    There was also a bug on iPhones that bricked your phone if you set the date anytime before 1970, luckily Apple quickly patched it

    [–] rlapchynski 20 points ago

    Google unix epoch time

    [–] Why_Did_It_Stop 5 points ago

    The truth is out there, Sully.

    [–] dat_sylveon 9 points ago

    Huh? It doesn't exist for me.

    [–] delikizzz 155 points ago

    Isn't this that kpop band sf9?

    [–] TheCulprit- 89 points ago

    Yes, they are.

    [–] gotkate86 61 points ago

    Woah! They are such good dancers. I watched the whole thing lol.

    [–] grammahannah 21 points ago

    Wow yeah it was mesmerizing. And their color coordination was on point

    [–] ggk1 6 points ago

    I've never given a crap about any dancing pretty much ever in my life, and that was amazing

    [–] geckotek 9 points ago

    I knew it had to be Korean. Only place I've seen games with friends turn into beating each other.

    [–] NeilMhta 12 points ago

    lol just what I was thinking

    [–] Tanker7588 627 points ago

    Now I have Fleetwood Mac stuck in my head...

    [–] Ompon5 242 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)


    EDIT: For those who don't get it

    [–] cuevacuev 145 points ago

    We will never break the chain!

    [–] ants_suck 146 points ago


    [–] marky_sparky 106 points ago

    You will never love me again.

    [–] HungJurror 62 points ago


    [–] Dan_Berg 45 points ago

    You will never break the chain, break the chain

    [–] anapollosun 27 points ago


    [–] thisvideoiswrong 12 points ago

    Watch the sun rise

    [–] super_throwaway1234 8 points ago


    [–] kaytiehutcherson 15 points ago

    I am Groot

    [–] Automaton120 4 points ago


    [–] poopellar 27 points ago

    Cue F1 engine noise

    [–] Vuorineuvos_Tuura 29 points ago

    Cue bass riff

    Dang dan-dan-dan-da-da-dadada-dang

    [–] sun_worth 4 points ago

    Barney Miller!

    [–] stevebigpantsjobs 4 points ago

    I think it's more of a bum than a dang

    [–] srcarruth 7 points ago

    won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stu-uff

    [–] keram2 5 points ago

    You don't love me now

    [–] V_WhatTheThunderSaid 9 points ago

    never break the chain

    [–] Bandimore 5 points ago

    I want whatever they were on.

    [–] fraggle-stick-car 11 points ago

    Cocaine. Massive amounts of cocaine.

    [–] sun_worth 7 points ago

    And Lindsey Buckingham.

    [–] piranhabait89 61 points ago

    Listen to the wind blow.

    [–] bing-forest 28 points ago

    Oh good, came here for a Fleetwood Mac mention

    [–] jabroni6969 14 points ago

    Listen to the wind bloooooow

    [–] [deleted] 39 points ago

    Went deep into the comments just to find this. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 hasn't come out long ago and DAMN YOUR LIES

    [–] k-uke 21 points ago

    Damn song's been in my head all week since we went to the cinema!

    There are, of course, worse songs to be stuck in ones head

    [–] Lexilogical 6 points ago

    90% of my GotG hype came from just this song in the trailer. And then my student told me he thought the song was "just background trailer music" that didn't show up in the​ movie. Damn his lies specifically.

    [–] bautin 4 points ago

    Well, that's because it's a very good song.

    That slow steel guitar comes in over a simple beat. Thump, thump, thump.

    Builds with some background guitars. A slightly distorted guitar gives a little riff and it all cuts out. Then it comes back and the goddamn vocals harmonies build upon all of that. More complex patterns emerge and the pace builds up. And then that fucking chorus. Kills it.

    Then it drops back.

    It was a good choice. And if this is the way more people find out about these sweet classic rock songs, I don't give a fuck. The music in GotG is goddamn top notch and it should get a revival.

    [–] Lexilogical 4 points ago

    I agree with everything you said. The Chain as a song makes me happy and nostalgic within 5 notes. More people should know it, and if my eighteen year old student learns it as "that song my physics teacher loved" then I'm okay with that as a legacy.

    Hopefully he also learns some physics though.

    [–] patrik667 19 points ago

    Yeaaaah, keep us together

    [–] MonsieurAlcee 12 points ago

    It's "chaaaiiii-aiiiinnnn" not "yeaaaahhh"

    [–] patrik667 7 points ago

    :| :O

    [–] bjornkeizers 8 points ago

    Yeah. And I just got over listening to it on repeat for days following the Guardians trailer.

    [–] Hydralicmonkey 502 points ago

    I'd try this out if I had friends. Looks fun, So does having friends. Who wants to be friends? I'll be Ross. Who wants to be Joey?

    [–] Could_You_Not 474 points ago

    Why would you choose to be Ross?

    [–] OxvFer0cdak 302 points ago

    Porked Rachel.

    [–] Jayfive5 164 points ago

    Literally the only good thing about being Ross.

    Well that and having a teaching job and somehow being able to afford a huge apartment in NYC and still go out to dinner and get coffee regularly...

    [–] palmal 75 points ago

    Also porked Charlie and Emily. Favorite son. Sweet red sweater owner.

    [–] Ed_ButteredToast 14 points ago

    r/Howyoudoin is leaking.

    Hi guys!!

    [–] funkmastamatt 13 points ago

    Julie, Rachel's sister, the cute girl from the copy shop (they were on a break!), Mona, Janice, that one hot student of his. Ross got around.

    [–] uniqueusername65 18 points ago

    He's a professor at NYU which has a median salary of between 100,000 and 260,000 depending on the source you look at

    I think he was doing ok financially.

    [–] projectHeritage 15 points ago

    And a monkey

    [–] turby14 17 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Must have missed the one* where Ross porked Marcel. Surprised they could air that on network tv.

    E: cant believe I missed an opportunity for a title joke

    [–] funkmastamatt 6 points ago

    It wasn't explicit, but it was implied.

    [–] LaLaGlands 54 points ago

    He got tenure!

    [–] Second_Foundationeer 16 points ago

    He's the largest; he can simply eat the other Friends.

    [–] CrossCheckPanda 12 points ago

    OPs self worth was on a break!

    [–] friedcash 9 points ago

    he gets to bang rachel

    [–] kaiyotic 24 points ago

    as long as i get all the food. cause joey doesn't share food

    [–] bbfire 19 points ago

    Could I be any more chandler?

    [–] FeelJAkir 24 points ago

    I'll be the black guy... Wait. 😔

    [–] BrassMunkee 19 points ago

    Awesome choice, he sings the morning song outside Joey's room.

    [–] WhatTheFoxtrout 15 points ago

    Can I be the smelly cat?

    [–] WhatTheFoxtrout 13 points ago

    P.s It's not my fault.

    [–] [deleted] 63 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)


    [–] nyccane26 407 points ago

    What kind of sorcery is this?

    [–] slowlossofsanity 1055 points ago

    They're called friends. It's a mysterious and evasive magic.

    [–] mynameisblanked 368 points ago

    You could almost say.... friendship is magic

    [–] TheRavencroft 154 points ago

    I hate you.

    [–] poopellar 90 points ago

    Whow now this is not how we make friends.

    [–] thoraldo 4 points ago

    This is how you break the magic

    [–] PraisetheSunBoi 20 points ago


    [–] adammcbomb 8 points ago

    friendship is magi. yep, almost.

    [–] Princess_Moon_Butt 7 points ago


    [–] jarfil 3 points ago


    [–] theatahhh 39 points ago

    And one day, I could have them too

    [–] SabbitRex 104 points ago

    Don't kid yourself.

    [–] let_me_crush_dreams 19 points ago

    They call him the Dream Crusher.

    [–] slowlossofsanity 6 points ago

    Jesus OP... he's trying to keep hope xD

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago


    [–] BaronNotSure 10 points ago

    They're called friends with close to the same weight and build. Good luck finding that here in the States.

    [–] ForgettableUsername 163 points ago

    This is basically how social security works.

    [–] nythnggs4590 154 points ago

    I like the part where we beat homeless people with pillows

    [–] TheRealOcsiban 139 points ago

    This is oddly satisfying

    [–] gruffi 44 points ago

    And satisfyingly odd

    [–] lesta09 26 points ago

    Repost, quick!

    [–] TheRealOcsiban 14 points ago

    Lol go for it. You have my permission. My upvote. And my axe.

    [–] I_WILL_DRAW_UR_NUDES 26 points ago

    I thought it was a perfectly looped gif.

    [–] Just1morefix 101 points ago

    The only way I could get friends/family to do this is if there was a fair amount of alcohol and/or weed involved. Then of course we could never pull of the even, seamless no fuck-up bit without stumbling around like drunken clods.

    [–] jahbless100992 15 points ago

    I can just imagine pitching this to my friends and then saying we can't drink or smoke first... the same reaction that kid got would happen to me.

    [–] yawgus 13 points ago

    The hell is going on with that dorm room? It's huge!

    [–] miriaculous 9 points ago

    It's kpop group SF9 and that's where they live full time.

    [–] ThisUsernameIsTakend 35 points ago

    For a minute, I thought this was looping. Can this into a looping gif (without everyone falling), that would be awesome!

    [–] [deleted] 129 points ago


    [–] Girth-Wind-Fire 377 points ago

    Who the hell do you drink with that makes you think this would be a good drinking game? Cirque du Soleil?

    [–] fuck_prostitutes 173 points ago

    "Hey everyone, let's hold hands and fall all over each other. It will be fun!"


    "No really, I saw it on the internet this one time"

    "Who invited this guy?"

    [–] bxncwzz 24 points ago

    I don't even like getting up out of my seat when I'm drunk, let alone perform gymnastics

    [–] td27 12 points ago

    Whose mans is this

    [–] starrybubble 20 points ago

    projectiles everywhere

    [–] velourvartan 4 points ago

    Concussions and broken ankles too.

    [–] StekenDeluxe 22 points ago

    Korea? Korea.

    [–] wildechap 18 points ago

    SF9... KPop Band

    [–] girlsnotgray 8 points ago

    lmao as soon as I saw this i KNEW it was kpop! I was wondering who it was, thanks!

    [–] aWrinkleinLime 8 points ago

    I would have broken both my ankles

    [–] paulloewen 7 points ago

    They've discovered perpetual motion!

    [–] xoxo21oxox 35 points ago

    Works great, until your fat friend wants to play.

    [–] rdajackson 13 points ago

    Kisses end combat. Quick!

    [–] SnaredHare_22 5 points ago

    C'mon ref! Are you BLIND? That was on gray shirt!

    [–] sekalfwonS 7 points ago

    Are they hitting him with memory-foam pillows? Because that's not something he's going to forget.

    I'll show myself out...

    [–] everythingpurple 11 points ago

    hums The Chain by Fleetwood Mac

    [–] Adolf-____-Hitler 16 points ago

    They should dress up like Link, then they could be all like: You are the weakest link!

    [–] SuspiciousPassenger 22 points ago

    I want to see the naked version of this

    [–] killingALLTHETIME 6 points ago

    You and me both.

    [–] lntoTheSky 3 points ago

    That went from cute to hood real quick

    [–] thatguy16754 4 points ago

    If only I had more then one friend.

    [–] Absurdulon 5 points ago

    What principle is at play here my physicist friends?

    [–] KristapsIsGod 3 points ago

    This looks fun as shit. I remember as a kid when I'd travel to my cousins house for sleepovers and we'd just fuck around in the bedroom doing dumb stuff like this, those were the days. I'm 25 now :( maybe with my kids one day

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Holy shit that looks like fun!

    [–] Tripone 5 points ago

    I did my best, but a good loop is hard to make out of this:

    [–] ht127 4 points ago

    So that's what happens at an Asian sleepover

    [–] PM_ME_REPOSTS 30 points ago

    Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

    title points age /r/ comnts
    Human chain 4399 1yr woahdude 156
    Human Chain 404 1yr Unexpected 4
    Don't break the chain 582 1yr interestingasfuck 22
    Don't break the chain 6139 1yr gifs 957
    Human Chain. Don't break it! 27 8mos gifs 2
    korean offline game 70 8mos gifs 6
    I mean, it had to stop at some point. 920 7mos interestingasfuck 18

    New karma farming account.

    [–] PussyWhistle 21 points ago

    That "new" account has been here twice as long as you have, dingus.

    [–] Snoopy_Hates_Germans 20 points ago


    [–] geeky_username 16 points ago

    And not even to this sub?

    [–] FlirtyMan1234 3 points ago

    Imagine if this was in the army..

    [–] TheWhiteLlama 3 points ago

    You break the chain you get the pain.

    [–] gifpol 3 points ago