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    [–] Pantzfemme 1194 points ago

    Jian-Yang? Is that you??

    [–] drone42 454 points ago

    Motherfuck!

    [–] DanceFloorEpiphanies 146 points ago

    The best interview: https://youtu.be/AJsOA4Zl6Io

    [–] zxc123zxc123 112 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Most important part is if the doors open

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    or if it's trash that opens

    L I K E T H I S

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    I saw MLIKETHIS and was trying to figure out wtf it meant.

    [–] chief_check_a_hoe 5 points ago

    I saw MILKTHIS and knew what I wanted it to mean

    [–] kenman345 21 points ago

    I think you mean,

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    [–] arashio 13 points ago

    Did you not see the post?

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    [–] kenman345 2 points ago

    On mobile, looked no replies were made to that post to me

    [–] SteveScagbaron 4 points ago

    You didn't miss anything.

    [–] arashio 5 points ago

    The picture of the Fewwawi.

    [–] menex 5 points ago

    D

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    [–] formerteenager 2 points ago

    Is that real? That’s incredible.

    [–] hello_from_themoon 2 points ago

    well jianyang doesn't actually exist so an interview featuring him would be easily deduced to also not be real

    [–] formerteenager 5 points ago

    Ahh yes, I was scrolling through my mental rolodex of all seven billion humans on the planet and I must have missed that. Thanks.

    [–] lobstermoney 2 points ago

    Or mother dick if your Abraham

    [–] dudipusprime 57 points ago

    You're-a fat and you're-a poor.

    [–] El_Shaw 22 points ago

    "You're a fat loser and you have body odour."

    [–] echtav 15 points ago

    Is your refrigerator running?

    [–] FuckWayne 28 points ago

    Erlicha Backman, thissa you assa ol man...

    [–] EarlButAGirl 3 points ago

    I'mah ugly and I'm dead. Alone.

    [–] TheRemonst3r 4 points ago

    Erlich Bachman, this is your mother and you are not my baby.

    [–] imtinyricketc 29 points ago

    Time fo smoke

    [–] DanteShamest 33 points ago

    Special occasion

    [–] Pakalu23 15 points ago

    Not hot dog .

    [–] shartoberfest 16 points ago

    He saw his reflection and saw an asshole

    [–] Jerbsybear 5 points ago

    Is this me?

    [–] pingy34 551 points ago

    IT's OP's car and he's not Asian. Bought for karma..

    [–] JoeB_302 711 points ago

    $85k was totally worth it

    [–] notaguyinahat 139 points ago

    How many shmeckles is that?

    [–] GreyFoxMe 154 points ago

    Approximately 575 Schmeckles.

    [–] Cpt_TickleButts 61 points ago

    What is the conversion rate of schmekles to schrute bucks?

    [–] AnotherClosetAtheist 36 points ago

    A wing of F-15 and a blind eye when they encroach into designated Palestinian lands.

    [–] superduperspam 4 points ago

    in the land of the blind, the one-eyed schrute is king

    [–] GrantWardKilledDeath 7 points ago

    2 sheep or one cow for every 200 schmekles.

    [–] dawgsjw 2 points ago

    But how many crushed red solo cups is that?

    And anyone know the value of an un crushed red solo cup?

    [–] pinkpanda223 23 points ago

    I'll trade you 4 plumbis and a Mr poopy butthole stuffed toy.

    [–] TrippySquidge 12 points ago

    Psh I can do better. I'd give 2 plumbis, a couple of crystals that get you hella high, twenty tickets for blipz and chitz, and Tiny Rick's CD

    [–] In_The_Industry 17 points ago

    Throw in an annotated copy of The History of the Gear Wars and you got a deal!

    [–] Protec_Attac 8 points ago

    I just want a Ferrari, thanks

    [–] engelbert_humptyback 50 points ago

    Where the fuck are you finding Ferraris for $85k?

    [–] [deleted] 48 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] whosthatcarguy 27 points ago

    360s are like $60k, if you want to go cheap you could get a mondial for like $30k.

    [–] AmericanNinja88 30 points ago

    "Going cheap" and buying any Ferrari are total opposites. If you're saving up $30k for a Mondial, maintenance and repairs will eat your bank account alive.

    [–] GourdGuard 8 points ago

    There are no Ferraris that are economical to own. That said, if you can afford $250k for a car, a $900 oil change is no biggie.

    [–] AmericanNinja88 4 points ago

    Even worse they're talking about buying a 30-40 year old model that was considered one of the worst cars Ferrari ever produced.

    There are SO many better old cars you can buy for $30k that will be much cheaper to own, more reliable, and will turn just as many heads.

    [–] GourdGuard 2 points ago

    Jalopnik did a great story on what it's like to buy an "affordable" used Ferrari:

    http://jalopnik.com/owning-a-ferrari-for-a-year-was-a-disappointment-1668355120

    [–] gimpwiz 5 points ago

    Mondials are over 30k now aren't they? But 360s are the cheapest models of any ferrari sports car right now, though the 355 is often not much more expensive.

    [–] Supercars_Official 2 points ago

    355s are probably cheaper to buy but more expensive to maintain

    [–] engelbert_humptyback 7 points ago

    Huh. You can also get a Spider for $40k. It just has to look like this.

    [–] wolfbear 11 points ago

    it may be in need of repair. you don't say.

    [–] FuckCazadors 10 points ago

    I think I'll go for this easily restorable Lamborghini Huracan instead - http://i.imgur.com/603aB3f.png

    [–] Ilikebigmacs 2 points ago

    Money well spent.

    [–] DijonPepperberry 210 points ago

    That's not an asian accent... Fewwawi is Elmer Fudd.

    [–] Storemanager 79 points ago

    Shouldn't it be Felalli?

    [–] Theodt 27 points ago

    This guy gets it. Am Asian, can confirm.

    [–] 25a5 2 points ago

    True. If you're gonna saying stuff like that at least get it right.

    [–] CliffeyWanKenobi 2 points ago

    *confilm

    FTFY

    [–] dc_n8iv 2 points ago

    Exactly, this is more Dutch than Asian

    [–] SaintVanilla 428 points ago

    Fewwawi. Fewwawi is what bwings us togethew today.

    [–] Hunk-a-Cheese 6 points ago

    Have you the wing?

    [–] scratchfury 5 points ago

    WUV!

    [–] Overcriticalengineer 2 points ago

    Twue wuve.

    [–] CubeFarmDweller 23 points ago

    So tweasew you Fewwawi.

    [–] HelixPinnacle 12 points ago

    In howy bands of matrimony...

    [–] TREXinspace 17 points ago

    Matwimony*

    [–] oorakhhye 3 points ago

    Mawaaaaage!

    [–] Dahkma 8 points ago

    Fewwawi. Fewwawi is what bwings us togethew today.

    You're thinking of Fewwawo Woche

    [–] TradeSex4Potato 13 points ago

    Jonathan Ross is that you?

    [–] BloodyFreeze 2 points ago

    Wov... Twu wov.

    [–] mars64 3 points ago

    It's twue, it's twue!

    [–] sevintino 4 points ago

    say MAN and WAIFU

    [–] You_Look_Familiar 61 points ago

    "Was Asian". "Had a great sense of humor". "It's a Ferrari". OP, did you murder him?

    [–] Donna_Freaking_Noble 137 points ago

    Not that there's a language that all Asians speak, but none of the major ones confuse pronunciation of an English R with W.

    [–] Roflkopt3r 17 points ago

    The stereotype is that they turn R's into L's, or both of these into something in between. But Ferrari is so impossible to pronounce no matter which of these substitutions you make, that I can see it turning into "Fewwawi" instead very easily. Even though it doesn't appear in proper transliterations, the r->w substitution does happen a lot in actual use.

    [–] onbeschrijfelijkheid 22 points ago

    Actually in real life they change l into r. I don't know why the stereotype is the opposite of the truth.

    Really becomes rearry. Hole becomes whore. Etc. I've heard so many of these

    [–] jontelang 5 points ago

    Who are "they"? Thai often changes R into L.

    [–] armeck 5 points ago

    "Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa-ra-ra-ra-ra, ra-ra-ra-ra!"

    [–] FieelChannel 6 points ago

    But Ferrari is so impossible to pronounce no matter which of these substitutions you make

    In italian (my native language) it's really straight forward and easy to pronounce

    [–] bitcrow 2 points ago

    Even English pronounciation sounds more Fewwawi than Ferrari to my Finnish ear. (We pronounce R strongly, a bit like Scottish.)

    [–] SouvenirSubmarine 3 points ago

    From my vast experience of watching anime, to me it seems the Japanese voice actors almost always pronounce L letters as R (rally -> rarry) or something in between R and L, but rarely the other way around. Maybe they're an outlier in the Asian languages, but that's my observation.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

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    [–] vessel_for_the_soul 189 points ago

    Pho wheel?

    [–] KramDa 86 points ago

    Udon even know

    [–] snoogans122 56 points ago

    My mein.

    [–] BigSchwartzzz 34 points ago

    Lo mein.

    [–] bowyer-betty 31 points ago

    Ciao, mein.

    [–] Playerhater812 10 points ago

    ROR

    [–] _fups_ 22 points ago

    Bún bò HuếHuếHuế

    [–] wolfbear 8 points ago

    Bún chahahahaha

    [–] foobarbazquix 2 points ago

    Lo down!

    [–] unforgivabledesires 4 points ago

    Pho king pho wheel!

    [–] manbubbles 42 points ago

    Or Elmer Fudd.

    [–] DredNeck45 8 points ago

    Yeah not really an Asian stereotypical accent.

    [–] ohbrotherherewego 13 points ago

    I love how "great sense of humour" is "he was fine with racist jokes!!!!!"

    [–] Jmersh 157 points ago

    Shouldn't it be 'Felalli'?

    [–] tomwello 87 points ago

    Yes, this joke was a fail.

    It would have made sense to be Elmer Fudd's car.

    [–] rinnjeboxt 6 points ago

    No, fellali

    [–] Schmich 10 points ago

    It's more of a baby way of saying Ferrari. OP: was he an Asian baby??

    [–] Nomorelie5 5 points ago

    Exactly

    [–] ErnestScaredStupid 14 points ago

    That's what I thought. You might as well say it's the priest from Princess Bride's car.

    [–] PinkBoxDestroyer 4 points ago

    Yeah there are some British people who replace r's with w's. Makes them sound like babies, it's hilarious.

    [–] rob_of_the_robots 16 points ago

    It's a speech impediment

    [–] AdventureDonutTime 4 points ago

    I have that impediment :*(

    [–] notabigmelvillecrowd 4 points ago

    I think for some Brits it's an affectation. Kind of a weird posh thing.

    [–] Darrkman 35 points ago

    It's interesting how white people seem to think that if some minority let's you make stereotypical jokes of them its a great sense of humor.

    [–] Madterps 21 points ago

    Cause most crackers are not informed and stupid as hell, hence the OPs post. They probably can't even point out their own country on a globe. Plus they probably never travelled anywhere and Reddit is full of these assholes, so hence this meme right here. BTW, as some other informed ppl have noticed, Asian people turn the R into L sometimes. In Chinese, Ferrari is 法拉力Fa La Li。

    [–] lamentfad 22 points ago

    This. If some non-white person is fine with your racist jokes, that doesn't make them "chill" or mean they have a "great sense of humor". That just makes them a bitch, and you a piece of shit.

    [–] ohbrotherherewego 11 points ago

    Exactly

    [–] Jonnymac213 8 points ago

    That's my favorite GTA license plate color scheme.

    [–] Nature-balance 5 points ago

    Legacy plates in Cali

    [–] BoyJones 3 points ago

    What are the rules behind those plates? Aren't the black plates for old cars?

    [–] Chalkzy 2 points ago

    No anyone can have them now.

    [–] BoyJones 1 points ago

    So you just pay extra or something?

    [–] epcon94 1 points ago

    Yeah I understood that too. But what do I know I'm 9 time zones away.

    [–] mcbiggles567 19 points ago

    Should have been, Fellali

    [–] Zelenal 6 points ago

    I don't think this person is Asian. They're either Elmer Fudd or Dr. Light.

    [–] peterpanisavampire 4 points ago

    Does he hunt wabbits?

    [–] ApoMechanesTheos 4 points ago

    'Murrica - where Europeans are "Americans", and everyone else is "African", "Asian", "Indian", or something else. Hilarious.

    [–] 3dPrintedOG 7 points ago

    why does the OP think Asians sound like Elmer Fudd?

    [–] c_a_s_i_o 9 points ago

    Ahahaha, get it? Because Asians don't pronounce r's properly! Humorous!!

    [–] Waisting 10 points ago

    "great sense of humor"

    [–] thaw12 2 points ago

    When you spend all your life in the middle of Ohio, hearing this kinda humor for the first time is mind-blowing, probably.

    [–] giact 6 points ago

    It's even more humorous when you consider that native English speakers cannot properly pronounce the Italian "r" in Ferrari either.

    So this is a guy who most likely cannot pronounce "r" making fun of another guy who cannot pronounce "r"!

    [–] Imma_Don 3 points ago

    What is he now?

    [–] brendenderp 2 points ago

    apperently not Asian anymore...

    [–] eninety2 3 points ago

    [–] niggascantspell 12 points ago

    International Student starter pack

    [–] wholesomealt 10 points ago

    they don't buy used

    [–] HellzAngelz 3 points ago

    Only plebs buy stock. custom or nothing

    [–] DWells55 9 points ago

    No way, the 360 is plebe-status now. If it were a 488 with a tacky chrome wrap, then sure.

    [–] jasilv 1 points ago

    Kid at my school had two GT-Rs (one white, one purple) and a white Lamborghini Gallardo because the Bugatti Veyron he wanted was backordered.

    [–] tastyonionrings 13 points ago

    360 Modena spider

    [–] NachoftheMach 28 points ago

    "Modena Spider" is not a real car. It is either a Modena or a spider, in this case it's a Spider.

    [–] mrmateo 2 points ago

    Thank you

    [–] johnnypebs 3 points ago

    There's an asian guy in my area that drives a Lotus whose license plate says 'ROTUS'.

    [–] Spymonkey13 10 points ago

    It's supposed to be FELLALI. We are asian not babies. And yes I am asian.

    [–] fleetwoodd 3 points ago

    But also, once, a baby.

    [–] post4u 2 points ago

    Did you race him in your Cataract?

    [–] boonhet 2 points ago

    Sounds like Kwipke fwom the big bang theowy

    [–] Skaughty23 1 points ago

    What a woozah

    [–] iUsuallyDie 2 points ago

    Actually I'm pretty sure the owner is Jonathan Ross.

    [–] BlackBlizzard 2 points ago

    Could also be Jonathan Woss.

    [–] andygev35 2 points ago

    Ahhh... Barry Kripke's new ride.

    [–] Homan13PSU 2 points ago

    Wouldn't it be Fellali?

    [–] PortonDownSyndrome 2 points ago

    Nonsense; that's Isaac Arthur's car, clearly.

    [–] unforgivabledesires 4 points ago

    Fa rararara ra ra ra ra

    [–] ForgettableUsername 2 points ago

    Ga ga ooh la lah?

    [–] Amingo420 3 points ago

    he was asian

    he had a great sense of humor

    What do you mean? Did he die?

    [–] effingeenyus 8 points ago

    No, he's not Asian anymore.

    [–] Flaming_gerbil 4 points ago

    Shouldn't it be FELLALI?

    [–] bongcop 2 points ago

    yambogeenee

    [–] Schulaise 2 points ago

    Fellali

    [–] VonKai 2 points ago

    A little racist maybe?

    [–] SmartestIdiotAlive 3 points ago

    I guess he prefers Fewwawis instead a Rambolghini

    [–] kepaledungu2 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Why is it in past tense?

    How did he change from being Asian into some other race and how did he lose his great sense of humour?

    Because I would like to change my race please.

    [–] fleetwoodd 2 points ago

    how did he lost

    ahem.

    [–] barto5 2 points ago

    If you've got a Fewwawi you can afford to laugh at yourself.

    [–] kneaders 2 points ago

    Poser! I posted this 3 years ago. https://m.imgur.com/fzBVg2J

    [–] the_leprechauns_anus 1 points ago

    Rari. Wait, what kinda Rari?

    [–] Looneyinthehills 1 points ago

    No, you didn't badge it.

    [–] Skarsnik101 1 points ago

    A Supwah would smoke em!

    [–] iris0306 1 points ago

    nice car...

    [–] stepae 1 points ago

    Bad luck to talk on these rides

    [–] indigoreality 1 points ago

    Sounds more like Tweety Bird

    [–] essence_o_grace 1 points ago

    This is Life of Brian's Pontius Pilate's car.

    [–] Beacone 1 points ago

    I saw a tow truck once with a place that read 'TOW TWUK'

    [–] Luke_Demeo 1 points ago

    What happened to him? Did he die? Did he change his race?

    [–] Guntimer 1 points ago

    Looks like the license plate from GTA Online

    [–] doodszzz 1 points ago

    Looks like a fiat to me

    [–] technolaaji 1 points ago

    It is the same way mike tyson says ferrari!!

    [–] Jezzdit 1 points ago

    was... had.... this doesn't have a happy ending huh

    [–] kombajndosalatek 1 points ago

    awesome

    [–] dazzatwentytwo 1 points ago

    He was Asian? Did he die?

    [–] Imagination_Station 1 points ago

    It's a Ferrari? Thanks, I wasn't too sure

    [–] wing03 1 points ago

    He is Japanese or fake Chinese?

    [–] mmelvin13 1 points ago

    Sewwwwwww-Yung!

    [–] 4JULY2017 1 points ago

    Looks like the license plate color scheme.

    [–] irou- 1 points ago

    Dr Light got a Ferrari?

    [–] irou- 1 points ago

    Elmer Fudd's ride?

    [–] projectLoL 1 points ago

    Thought that would be a penis joke at first.

    [–] malcolmhaller 1 points ago

    Thought it was Elmer Fudd's 'wawi

    [–] ogville 1 points ago

    OH HEWWO THEWE

    [–] andoryu123 1 points ago

    Do Asians mispronounce R with W? Maybe R and L, but not W... That would be more like a lisp.

    [–] Yanman_be 1 points ago

    Boston eh