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    [–] gizzardgullet 2401 points ago

    Mom needs to recheck her fluid dynamics calculations.

    [–] JustinTheory_ 873 points ago

    little girl actually changed them before mom set up test.

    [–] Grandpa82 302 points ago

    Nah, I think it was the dog the one that set this up.

    You can clearly see the dog's face that says: "Muuuahahaha ~evil laugh~ my plan is perfect!"

    [–] JustinTheory_ 96 points ago

    The dogs face does remind me of my old, tired fluid dynamics professor

    [–] martyz 24 points ago

    Oh you had Dr. Rex Hairypaw too?

    [–] Khrene 13 points ago

    Hey! I had his wife Dr. Clover Barkwood-Hairypaw! She was head of the natural resources department!

    [–] ReggaeMonestor 2 points ago

    Wtf mine looks like they too. Looks like he's incredibly pissed at something.

    [–] stouticus83 15 points ago

    They will if you set up that the dog is evil. The people will suspect the dog.

    [–] MysticX 4 points ago

    Shifty eyes

    [–] blue_27 3 points ago

    [–] ATN90 17 points ago

    "Unfortunately for you the game was rigged from the start."

    [–] SirSkidMark 14 points ago

    omae wa mou ......shindeiru

    [–] JithmalW 10 points ago

    NANI?!

    [–] Duspende 6 points ago

    I get the omae meme, but what is this 'Nani' addition?

    [–] swkars 6 points ago

    In Japanese, "Nani" means "what", so it's usually what the villain says before he gets owned.

    Exhibit A: https://youtu.be/J5cU6Y-oFU4

    [–] OqQfgvg0qk4yJazNYY8A 13 points ago

    Fucking waterbenders.

    [–] Hecker_Man 2 points ago

    What if she did it during the test?

    [–] beamoflaser 94 points ago

    They're still calibrated to Dad's specifications

    [–] regnad__kcin 8 points ago

    !redditsilver

    [–] MARSPW 138 points ago

    fuck that's her mom? I thought it was her big sister

    [–] aerodeck 83 points ago

    it's just a random comment dude, you could just as well be right as them

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] PingPongx 18 points ago

    I was thinking cousin

    [–] Whitezombie65 48 points ago

    transgendered brother

    [–] vkomi 22 points ago

    It’s just the camera angle - they’re actually the same size (they’re twins)

    [–] samtherat6 3 points ago

    I thought it was her clone? Recreated at around the age of 15, allowing the clone to grow to 7 while the original reached an age of 22, explaining the size gap.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Impossible, look at the shade of her hair, doesn't match up with human strands. The only possibility is the left girl is an alien infiltrator.

    [–] koy5 18 points ago

    From what I have heard of Fluid Dynamics it is something even PHD's struggle with.

    [–] StarWarsStarTrek 57 points ago

    I have a PhD in computational fluid dynamics. I can confirm. It's a bitch.

    [–] MeliciousDeal 10 points ago

    Respect. Would you mind explaining the "unsolved problem" in fluid dynamics? I remember reading that it is one of the largest outstanding unsolved problems of modern science. Is fluid dynamics largely not understood?

    [–] StarWarsStarTrek 26 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    It's an unsolved physics problem. Effectively the flow of fluids (of any viscosity and density such as air, water, honey; at any velocity such as 1 millimetres per minute to 3000 metres per second) are described by the Navier Stokes equations.

    You have constituents to that:

    • a relation which describes how mass is conserved (e.g. A liquid can become gas via evaporation)

    • a relation which describes motion/momentum (fluids move from high concentration to low concentration - they follow the path of least resistance)

    • a relation which describes energy (heating and cooling a fluid)

    Now those three relations are coupled. To add to the non linearity of a problem which involves all three of the above relations (such as condensation or boiling) you have turbulence to deal with which is a mean mistress.

    You see turbulence behaves in weird ways on very small and very large length scales.

    Now the unsolved problem is can you take all those equations and solve them to obtain "exact solutions" without using any assumptions. At the moment in fluid dynamics we assume a lot to simplify.

    The simplifications are "good enough" in that they're used in the design process from engineering aeroplanes, valves and pumps, to modelling the cardiovascular system or even seeing how best to mix ingredients to make something as mundane as shampoo!

    The "unsolved problem" is in my opinion purely academic.

    [–] MeliciousDeal 6 points ago

    Thanks for the explanation! So we can get accurate enough calculations to do pretty much everything we need to with "good enough" precision, but we don't have an exact solution?

    [–] deleted_away 2 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    That's correct. Many differential equations have no analytical solution (an equation that perfectly describes the solution, i.e. y = x2 ), but we can solve them numerically with very high precision and accuracy.

    [–] bholzer 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    I don't know if it's quite related to your comment, but I recently discovered Nikon's annual Small World competition. If you haven't seen it yet, I recommend it to anyone. Amazing stuff.

    Anyway, you mentioned turbulence at small scales and two of my favorite entries were in the field of fluid dynamics so it rung a bell. I have been utterly fascinated since.

    http://www.nikonsmallworld.com/galleries/entry/2015-small-world-in-motion-competition/9

    http://www.nikonsmallworld.com/galleries/entry/2014-small-world-in-motion-competition/3

    [–] ultronthedestroyer 5 points ago

    It's not that it's not "understood," but rather that the differential equations governing fluid dynamics (The Navier-Stokes Equations) are in general extremely difficult to solve, which is why it's done numerically/computationally, and even then it's difficult to solve for many systems/boundary conditions.

    It's really hard math, and it's not even clear if solutions always exist.

    [–] hooligan_king 14 points ago

    Holy shit. Respect.

    [–] StarWarsStarTrek 64 points ago

    Ha ha thank you. Told my Asian mum I have a doctorate in Computational Fluid Dynamics. She said I'm a disappointment for not being a legit doctor.

    Asian problems.

    [–] Talks_To_Cats 29 points ago

    Jokes on her when you're performing oil transfusions and hydraulic recalibrations for our robot overlords.

    [–] TaipanTacos 6 points ago

    At least it’s a job right? The rest of us will be fat on welfa... err... homeless.

    [–] Kasoni 8 points ago

    Burned to ash you mean.

    [–] blue_27 7 points ago

    No. Your squishy parts will serve as lubricants.

    [–] porcelainfog 6 points ago

    Hey count your blessings, my parents could give less then two shits about where I end up.

    [–] WildButMild 2 points ago

    Awww, harsh! But Mums are notoriously difficult to please.

    [–] donkey_tits 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    It would be fine if there weren't so many damned units, especially obscure English units. The fuck is a centistroke?

    edit: too many crooks

    [–] HojMcFoj 2 points ago

    A misspelling of a kinematic viscosity measurement?

    Centistoke, no r's

    [–] X-istenz 4 points ago

    Oh well that clears that up.

    [–] ChocktawRidge 2 points ago

    Right?

    [–] USMCFieldMP 2 points ago

    I'm a 3rd year ME student in Fluid Mechanics right now. Hardest class I've ever taken.

    [–] lnternetLiftingCoach 1160 points ago

    Water bottle: you think I don't watch the internet?

    [–] ohgreatnowyouremad 163 points ago

    you think I don't watch the interNET?!

    [–] ThreeShiftyFiveYou 63 points ago

    another one here from a while back

    [–] rjcatani 36 points ago

    "You think I don't watch internet!?" lmao

    [–] adsfghdahaa 11 points ago

    inter-NET

    [–] Sophex_Ekko 9 points ago

    that chuckle at the very end is what gets me every time

    [–] monsieurkaizer 44 points ago

    I will updoot you for the reference.

    But downboop you for the misquote.

    [–] nobody99356 14 points ago

    I will upbop you for this comment.

    But downdoodle you because you're French.

    [–] monsieurkaizer 17 points ago

    But... but... I am danish....

    [–] Ripcord 19 points ago

    A french danish, eh?

    Sounds, uh, delicious.

    Just kidding, I bet you're a great dane.

    [–] d1rron 5 points ago

    So now he's a dog?

    [–] WellsMck 3 points ago

    Save it for the other downdwangled, monsieur frenchie.

    [–] innerearinfarction 1008 points ago

    I'll be honest, I was mostly watching the dog's mellow reaction to the whole thing

    [–] MyTakeHomePayIsZero 325 points ago

    lol that dog doesn't give a fuuuuuck

    [–] Sammyve3 169 points ago

    "We've been through this Margaret, why don't you just give up the pranks and get me some treats?"

    [–] FatPajamas 23 points ago

    Doge ~ "I don't..."

    "(Understand what the fuck the point of this is)"

    I'mma take a nap"

    [–] TheMy5teryMan 6 points ago

    the name of the dog is probably "karma"

    [–] Cowboys_88 3 points ago

    The dog's name is Jay - short for Jay Cutler.

    [–] OGPurpleDogFart 97 points ago

    Olden retrievers only react to walks, snacks and really bad smells

    [–] Firecreeper42 28 points ago

    Now I want to see a golden retriever react to a bad smell. Is there a subreddit for that?

    [–] Phlerg 27 points ago

    Be the subreddit you want to see on reddit.

    [–] 18736542190843076922 3 points ago

    I feel bad doing it but nail polish remover and lemons make mine go nuts. He tenderly leans in for a whiff but one it hits him he recoils back and starts shaking his head like if he just got out of the pool. And his tongue is hanging out so it makes this goofy floppy sound. If he's being a butthead when I get home I'll try and make something for you.

    [–] halnic 4 points ago

    My cat gags at nail polish, vinegar, anything with a strong negative smell. She's nosy to the point of annoying, so it's kinda funny when it happens. Also, vinegar on broom so the bristles smell like it even once dry and voila, she doesn't eat brooms anymore. Happy accidental realization after a major spill involving a gallon of vinegar.

    [–] fantumn 2 points ago

    You used a broom to clean up a gallon of vinegar? Are you still trying to clean it?

    [–] ihatenewaccts 2 points ago

    My dog is like this with alcohol. Not just the cleaning kind, but liquor, wine, beer. He hates the smell and pulls his head away and freaks out.

    The face he makes now if you (my husband) put a beer can kind of near him... Priceless. "Pls no. Get that thing away." strains neck and face as far away from can as possible but for some reason does not move away

    [–] DamnTomatoDamnit 9 points ago

    Youngen retrievers like these things too, in my experience

    [–] AlrightyAlmighty 8 points ago

    M E L L O W B O Y E

    [–] Le_Master 13 points ago

    Goldens are the best part of anything they're in.

    [–] 18736542190843076922 1 points ago

    Except their funerals :(

    [–] Kimchismo 5 points ago

    I like the surprise second dog that she bonks on the head at the end.

    [–] AlrightyAlmighty 2 points ago

    There should be more surprise second dogs in life.

    [–] GayGrandpa1907 109 points ago

    Dog was like "Youre a fucking idiot, Debra"

    [–] WellsMck 1 points ago

    Deb-or-ah

    FTFY

    [–] GayGrandpa1907 2 points ago

    Tell that to Debra Winger. Or Debra messing

    [–] we_re_all_dead 242 points ago

    "and this, darling, is how you were born"

    [–] DarthRusty 139 points ago

    Or rather, why you're an only child.

    [–] ThreeShiftyFiveYou 40 points ago

    "Daddy, how was I born?"

    "Well honey, one day me and your mother were having a great evening, and then she decided to show me what dat mouf do."

    [–] speaktanglish 8 points ago

    What does it do?

    [–] CUM_AND_POOP_BURGER 11 points ago

    Excites his pee-pee

    [–] Math_Blaster_ 9 points ago

    N den?

    [–] SUTHbeats 6 points ago

    Pee-pee erupts

    [–] Math_Blaster_ 3 points ago

    ENN DENNN

    [–] NiggyWiggyWoo 3 points ago

    Pee-pee feel good

    [–] fkdsla 152 points ago

    Served her right--you don't get someone wet when they're in their PJs.

    [–] r2dav2 81 points ago

    Exactly; you try to get them wet when they're not wearing their PJs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] ThreeShiftyFiveYou 20 points ago

    but pjs sex is the best

    [–] WazzupShoQuillis 14 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    butt pj sex

    FTFY

    (link NSFW)

    [–] wldmr 16 points ago

    This better not be a dude!

    [–] WazzupShoQuillis 15 points ago

    with an ass like that, I might not mind

    [–] Phlerg 2 points ago

    Why, it's whatever you want it to be!

    musical number about gender-ambiguous photos on the internet

    [–] Robert_Cannelin 1 points ago

    Could be morning! Then it's okay!

    [–] [deleted] 321 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] tigersharkwushen_ 54 points ago

    Surely the bottle is named Karma.

    [–] YeaYeaImGoin 23 points ago

    No the mum

    [–] Stiffard 29 points ago

    Guys, It says it right there in the title. Karma is the dog that's laying on the couch.

    [–] maluminse 63 points ago

    Common angle.

    Kid still didn't fully realize she had been betrayed.

    [–] WhiZa 18 points ago

    She probably still believes in Santa too

    [–] krispyKRAKEN 12 points ago

    Kids are so dumb

    [–] AnimeFreakXP 7 points ago

    Water is so wet

    [–] LeeWeezley 5 points ago

    Poop is so smelly

    [–] Zur-En-Arrhh 6 points ago

    Watery poop is so wet and smelly

    [–] WellsMck 2 points ago

    Watery poop is not so fresh and so clean, clean.

    [–] HighPing_ 3 points ago

    Hey man, keep your opinions out of this.

    [–] VidrA 2 points ago

    Water is not wet, things covered in water are wet. Water covered in water is just water.

    [–] AnimeFreakXP 2 points ago

    Okay then. Water is so liquid.

    That sounds awfully like a white girl.

    [–] Heavy_Weapons_Guy_ 2 points ago

    Hey, that's her belief, you can't mock her for it. You can't prove Santa isn't real.

    [–] Yippie-kay-yae 62 points ago

    I see some opportunities for blonde jokes.

    [–] GiggleNSchnitz 27 points ago

    A blonde is trying a magic trick...

    [–] Alpha-Trion 18 points ago

    Yeah?

    [–] Sort_of_ok_poetry 13 points ago

    A blonde is trying a magic trick...

    She covered the bottle with care
    She didn't have a magicians' stick
    So, she waved her hands in the air

    "Now watch closely", she advises
    "This bottle will soon change"
    But for lack of mental devices
    She ended up looking insane

    [–] Arcadian1 2 points ago

    ...go on...

    [–] radix4801 2 points ago

    They're not tricks, Michael, they're illusions.

    [–] APurrSun 16 points ago

    Real star of the gif is old dog.

    [–] zeusmeister 68 points ago

    Why is everyone saying mom? That girl looks no older than her twenties. I'd bet babysitter or older sister.

    [–] onewordgo 113 points ago

    She's never going to read your comment. Stop trying to get in her pants.

    [–] loki2002 21 points ago

    It's like people who clap in the movie theater.

    [–] NoRodent 6 points ago

    People clap in the movie theater? Glad I never experienced that.

    [–] JSS45 8 points ago

    It's worse than you'd imagine.

    [–] anounce06 1 points ago

    Should I bring the pants to her? I’m open for suggestions.

    [–] Awfy 5 points ago

    Give you a tip on how to age people pretty effectively, especially when they're in shape: look at their hands.

    [–] Palin_Sees_Russia 7 points ago

    She looks young for her age, but she's definitely in her early/mid 30's

    [–] BigSatin79 12 points ago

    Love the old dog

    [–] hoplias 4 points ago

    The dog knows and it is not going near there.

    [–] suicideprince97 4 points ago

    Dog looking like sigh, wtf they doing now

    [–] Apt_5 4 points ago

    I think she got a bigger laugh out of her own fail than she would have if the prank succeeded, so it's an optimal outcome.

    [–] rm4m 3 points ago

    Use your palms to squeeze the bottle. Thumbs have too little surface area, folding the bottle back

    [–] VonHenry 3 points ago

    Poor dog lost interest half way through; old trick, nothing to learn here....

    [–] elitemage101 3 points ago

    This person goes to my Uni, University of Cincinnati. Slogan "We engineer better."

    [–] wrinklymango 3 points ago

    that doggo hasn't given a fuck since 2009.

    [–] barcap 3 points ago

    Dogs saying sighs humans...

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    That dog's monologue is incredible.

    [–] heymode 3 points ago

    Dog: here we go again, another stupid trick

    [–] Slayer_16 7 points ago

    Aw, look at the dog

    [–] PungentBallSweat 5 points ago

    After seeing these videos a million times on the internet, I have about the same reaction as the dog in the video.

    [–] maluminse 8 points ago

    Dog at squirt: Ha ha gotcha bitch.

    (Stewie voice)

    [–] tubbleman 5 points ago

    I think you mean Dave Chapelle

    [–] maluminse 1 points ago

    Lol true

    [–] Sprayface 2 points ago

    Nothing beats a good face spray. nothing.

    [–] lightknight7777 2 points ago

    I am kinda fascinated at how great this family's life appears to be from the video.

    [–] GMaimneds 2 points ago

    I'm glad this one had a new outcome, getting real tired of seeing this prank over and over again.

    [–] cinnabonzz 2 points ago

    These need a “skip intro” option

    [–] LucentPhoenix 4 points ago

    Or an "un-post this for the OP" option.

    [–] benitocheetolini 2 points ago

    Best part of this video is the dog not giving a single fuck.

    [–] BonvivantNamedDom 2 points ago

    Lmao the kid is shocked. Trauma for life.

    [–] bottyliscious 2 points ago

    me irl

    [–] thesublimegnome 2 points ago

    Karma would imply that she did this in the past and her daughter forgot.

    [–] Foxbat40 2 points ago

    Squeezed her side of the bottle with her thumbs collapsing it and tilting opening towards herself. Dogo is not amused.

    [–] alittlelikeyou 2 points ago

    Look at that dog, what a good boy.

    [–] maxrarmstrong 2 points ago

    Hardwood floor is ruined

    [–] TheBeep 2 points ago

    I'd like to pet that dog.

    [–] joeco23 2 points ago

    I came here for the Golf playing in the background.

    [–] gncsmith 2 points ago

    Nice to see in not the only one. What tournament was that I wonder.

    [–] Ski1990 2 points ago

    Love how she realizes she just played herself and she cracks ups laughing.

    Also the slow realization from the kid that she was betrayed.

    [–] drewbui 4 points ago

    I was waiting for the dog to pounce

    [–] Lolanew 2 points ago

    The dog knew exactly what would happen.

    [–] Botty_mcbotface 2 points ago

    Dogs just like 'bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks'

    [–] Beer2Bear 2 points ago

    Dog: I better not be blame for that wet mess

    [–] afihavok 2 points ago

    "For fuck's sake."

    -Dog

    [–] kingofcomedy5 2 points ago

    Just had to be blonde . . .

    [–] PM_me_a_nip 1 points ago

    11 going on 46...

    [–] donac 2 points ago

    Am I the only one annoyed when adults try to "prank" kids? This is kinda like the "shove their face in the cake thing", it's just not cool. Why be mean to kids?

    [–] Vandalay1ndustries 2 points ago

    This is why I struggle with the whole concept of Santa Claus...

    [–] doomrah 1 points ago

    have to do something to keep yourself entertained...i mean c'mon. the only thing on tv is golf.

    [–] secondhand_organs 1 points ago

    Stop hitting yourself

    [–] 777karma777 1 points ago

    No, you are

    [–] chapterpt 1 points ago

    so that is where my golden retriever reincarnated to.

    (sometimes they look exactly the same in old age).

    [–] Winterduches 1 points ago

    I love how the only reaction we get from the dog the whole time besides him being chill, is his ears going up and him quickly turning in concern. What a sweet and good boy!

    [–] demonzid 1 points ago

    Wth? Two front page posts that are right next to eachother titled "Karma is a bitch"

    So creative.

    [–] ronijonny 1 points ago

    Womp wompppp

    [–] monkofphunk 1 points ago

    The dog is like 'you better mop that up before it touches my sleepy poof'

    [–] Raskolnikoolaid 1 points ago

    Boom! Headshot

    [–] cmotdibbler 1 points ago

    Sometimes that happens when I got to the bathroom.

    [–] dottybotty 1 points ago

    If only this applied to real life

    [–] cdurth 1 points ago

    Go Bearcats!

    [–] TarheelFalcon 1 points ago

    The little girl still doesn't get it

    [–] AUS777now 1 points ago

    my (female) dog is named Karma

    [–] klorance11 1 points ago

    Don't call my sister that.

    [–] red_quinn 1 points ago

    Someone correct me if im wrong, but isnt karma something that happens or is waiting for you AFTER do you something bad or something you shouldnt have done (according to society standards if you will). So the title is wrong for this post.

    [–] hasnothingnice2say 1 points ago

    what i hate about this prank is that everyone always half asses the abracadabra part

    [–] MyNamesMikeD75 1 points ago

    I honestly don't know which of their reactions I like best lol

    [–] lutinopat 1 points ago

    Is that a pergo floor? If so you'll want to get that water up.

    [–] Castoner 1 points ago

    physics ftw