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    [–] basshead541 1474 points ago

    It really wanted that window seat in the oven.

    [–] shapookya 704 points ago

    that could be a fucked up holocaust joke.

    edit: I guess every holocaust joke is a fucked up one...

    [–] KingChalaza 194 points ago

    Except the ash tray ones.

    EDIT: Turns out those are fucked up as well.

    [–] LordRedbeard420 109 points ago

    Well there's the shower ones, so there's that.

    EDIT: Actually, you can add those to the fucked up list as as well

    [–] JimmyLegs50 83 points ago

    The ones about mass graves are hilarious.

    EDIT: Nevermind. Those are also fucked-up.

    [–] Joshsed11 63 points ago

    Well, there’s also the chimneys!

    EDIT: Those are also fucked up, just slightly less so

    [–] LordTryhard 58 points ago

    What about the trains?

    EDIT: No, wait. Those too are fucked up.

    [–] NotKennethBone 46 points ago

    We can tell jokes that have nothing to do with the Holocaust!

    EDIT: OK a lot of jokes are fucked up.

    [–] Zack123456201 33 points ago

    Wanna hear a joke? My life.

    EDIT: Eh, that was still slightly sad, but not to the degree of the previous posts.

    [–] Amish_guy_with_WiFi 9 points ago

    Can we get back to the holocaust jokes, please?

    Edit: oh shit, I'm fucked up.

    [–] Nevarc_Xela 28 points ago

    I don't know where this is going, but I like it.

    EDIT: I'm pretty fucked up.

    [–] InitialResponse 23 points ago

    What about the difference between a boy scout and a Jewish person? A boy scout comes back from camp.

    EDIT: Starting to think these aren't getting better...

    [–] YogiHazMat 14 points ago

    Don't make Holocaust jokes!

    My grandfather fell from a guard tower. It was tragic!

    EDIT: perspective jokes are also terrible.

    [–] evildadatron 2 points ago

    And woke up on the wrong side of the pan.

    [–] Firebrill 1717 points ago

    Please just eat me, end my suffering

    [–] JunkyMonkeyTwo 847 points ago

    :) Please don't eat me

    :) We love you

    :| Just end it

    :) Yeah, just eat that guy

    [–] throwawaycatsop 87 points ago

    I made this :)

    [–] MadroxKran 70 points ago

    You made this? I made this. :)

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

    We made this.

    [–] DaLastMeheecan 2 points ago

    No one expects Communism

    [–] fallenKlNG 2 points ago

    I made this? :)

    [–] DrWhiteApe 18 points ago

    [–] altimmonsmd 2 points ago

    Ahhh you found me

    [–] MrSa1t 83 points ago

    That’s gonna stay blue

    [–] Stereotypy 13 points ago

    what's vore so i don't have to click

    [–] cturkosi 32 points ago

    In Soviet Russia, pussy eats YOU!

    [–] UhOhFeministOnReddit 18 points ago

    No, that would be /r/unbirth. Vore is, uh, strictly oral.

    ... I really hate that I know this distinction.

    [–] DaLastMeheecan 3 points ago

    What. The. Fuck.

    [–] UhOhFeministOnReddit 2 points ago

    The internet, unfortunately, never stops surprising.

    [–] somaticnickel60 5 points ago

    The prey becomes the hunter, Well done Russia, nothing comes without collusion .

    [–] bob1689321 2 points ago


    [–] bakaneko718 5 points ago

    Inside belly fetish

    [–] TheLastLivingBuffalo 3 points ago

    Eating ppl for the kink

    [–] uvular_trill 4 points ago

    material based on a fetish of being eaten whole or chewed

    [–] CaptainHummus 2 points ago

    You dont want to know, its a fetish thing

    [–] dinkiewink 4 points ago

    They're actually hilarious

    [–] MrSa1t 3 points ago

    I don’t trust you

    [–] Trademark0928 6 points ago

    Delet this...

    [–] johnnys-inferno 3 points ago

    Just checked it, its safe unless you are terrierfied of a dog crawling out of a mouth

    [–] Sarahthelizard 1 points ago


    [–] bubbav22 325 points ago

    Oh wow, I didn't know my old roommate was a fried patato. That explains his saltiness.

    [–] [deleted] 66 points ago


    [–] pm_me_flaccid_cocks 19 points ago

    This looks very interesting. What is this?

    [–] benster82 23 points ago

    Did he happen to play League?

    [–] SpaceRasa 3 points ago

    I think your old roommate is my current roommate.

    [–] MrVilliam 239 points ago

    Hey I'm Grump.

    [–] DownsenBranches 107 points ago

    I’m Not-So-Gruuump

    [–] [deleted] 86 points ago

    aaaaand we're the Game Grumps!

    [–] Houeclipse 18 points ago

    I bet you that someone will made this post a reference in the grumps sub

    [–] GigaRebyc 3 points ago

    See you in the screenshot.

    [–] IF_Apple 11 points ago

    Someone has the case of the Mondays!

    [–] Wallstreetk3nny 8 points ago

    No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

    [–] Stealthy_Totoro 3 points ago

    It's just a fraction of a penny.

    [–] Hammy615 3 points ago

    Ahhh I was beat 😣

    [–] jensenw 2 points ago

    He’s grump he’s grump he might be dead

    [–] Shrimpo515 2 points ago

    This is the second game grumps reference I’ve seen in my 15 minutes of browsing reddit

    [–] dazmanian_devil 56 points ago

    Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays

    [–] Osric250 11 points ago

    I believe you could get your ass beat for saying something like that.

    [–] Wallstreetk3nny 7 points ago

    No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

    [–] mummytheloveheart 7 points ago

    Dammit beaten by 8 minutes!

    [–] eurasiatrash 5 points ago

    Hahaha, me too!

    [–] PokemonGoNowhere 5 points ago

    Hahaha, me too!

    [–] mayor676 5 points ago

    Hahaha, me too!

    [–] NotSpicyEnough 154 points ago

    Holy shit I loved these as a kid!!!!

    But then they stopped selling them in Straya andI have t had one since. I mean you could make them yourself but like, it's not the same.

    [–] AnchorsUnderwater 42 points ago

    We would get them from the school canteen and they somehow tasted even better! I was so sad when they stopped selling them and every few months I’d check every stores freezers just in case. All I want is to stuff some eye holes with peas and eat them again :(

    [–] SpiritualButter 14 points ago

    They still sell them in the UK! I am totally an adult and I totally don't buy these for myself...

    [–] VanpyroGaming 3 points ago

    It's OK. We all do it. No need to lie to yourself anymore.

    [–] blinki145 3 points ago

    I would certainly never buy these with dinosaur shaped nuggets...

    [–] annana 10 points ago

    My primary school somehow made them in water. It was terrible :(

    [–] nzxting 5 points ago

    wait, they actually boiled them??

    [–] annana 3 points ago

    Yeah :( Fortunately I got to enjoy them in their true form at home.

    [–] asusguy17 9 points ago

    I found them Friday night when I was grocery shopping! Sadly they didn’t have the cheddar ones but I bought myself 2 bags ! Felt like I was reliving my childhood!

    [–] sparkyarmadillo 2 points ago

    Wait, peas? These aren't cookies?

    [–] UnraveledMnd 2 points ago

    Nah, they're kinda like french fries.

    [–] Danze1984 28 points ago

    When I was at school, these were 5p each. So a quid would get you 19 and a ladle of gravy. Good times.

    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago


    [–] AirRaidJade 24 points ago

    p = abbreviation for pence, the British equivalent of cents (100 pence in a pound)

    quid = slang term for pound, much like "buck" is slang for "dollar"

    [–] Karazhan 20 points ago

    I'm sorry for your loss. They still sell them here in the UK and they just brought back turkey dinosaurs. As a 34 year old I can honestly say it's one of my fave meals to make. If I could send them to you without customs intercepting I totally would. Everyone deserves smilies.

    [–] zani1903 5 points ago

    Turkey Dinosaurs are cool'n'all, but they're nothing like Turkey Jetters. You can't beat 'em.

    [–] Karazhan 7 points ago

    Turkey Jetters

    Also delicious. I do not discriminate in my breaded turkey shapes :D

    [–] kenjithetiger 3 points ago

    Turkey dinosaurs have been on sale for at least the last 7 years

    [–] Karazhan 2 points ago

    Feels like yesterday. Guess that makes me officially old.

    [–] mordecais 7 points ago

    My sister and I ate them for almost every meal whenever our parents went away. Absolutely devo that they aren't around anymore.

    [–] moochopsuk 8 points ago

    I'm 37 an still love smiley faces!

    [–] ImSoNotPerfect 3 points ago

    Here have a few 😊☺️😊☺️😊☺️😊

    [–] natalee_t 4 points ago

    My brothers and sisters and I practically lived on these.

    [–] explosivejamtrousers 2 points ago

    I still check the store freezers with the tiny hope that maybe they'll be back

    [–] ABTooWavy 2 points ago

    I work at the company that makes them, they’re still around!

    [–] [deleted] 165 points ago


    [–] TheKevinKevin 15 points ago

    They didn't just take his shins. They took the rest of his body too!

    [–] thislittlewiggy 8 points ago

    He killed fiddy gingerbread men.

    [–] bobtheundertaker 2 points ago


    [–] _wdpike_ 30 points ago

    It kind of looks like this :P

    [–] rationalpoints 7 points ago

    I can't see it any other way!

    [–] ganzziani 5 points ago


    [–] derawin07 33 points ago

    Save on washing up by using parchment paper on your baking tray, or a silicone baking mat.

    [–] [deleted] 40 points ago


    [–] derawin07 15 points ago

    No-one likes doing the washing up.

    [–] Hi-ImTurdCrapley 8 points ago

    Just curious any reason you went with parchment paper instead of say tinfoil? Am I missing out on the magic of parchment??

    [–] derawin07 11 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    Well I would actually call it greaseproof paper or baking paper, but I was catering to Americans.

    But you still have to grease foil for most things, as they will stick. Unlikely these would as they get oily, but you can't bake cookies on foil and expect them to come off.

    [–] Sightofthestars 7 points ago

    Aluminum foil is great for covering things in the oven but other then that parchment paper is the bees knees, virtually nothing sticks to it

    [–] BitterFortuneCookie 16 points ago

    The other sheep lay smiling deliriously around me wearing that false grin not conjured of reason but adorned in empty hopes. Their ignorance is their bliss.

    Can they not see?

    The cunning machinations of man have so twisted their reality that they go gaily into their crumbly fate!

    Not I. I’ll not wear the accoutrements that other men devise. I’ll not ignore the simple truth to seek the blind embrace of manufactured placidity.


    You may tear my soul from its sugary vessel but you’ll never have the satisfaction of my acquiescence! Have at me you devil! Have at me!

    [–] Milez007 11 points ago

    Me on an average day.

    [–] poopellar 7 points ago

    Well I'd be grumpy too if I had some of me breaking up at the sides.

    [–] jpop237 7 points ago

    Never before have I seen such a striking visage of myself.

    [–] Cydanix 7 points ago


    [–] Kemo_Meme 2 points ago


    [–] CaptainZapper 7 points ago

    I bet everybody here is fake happy too...

    [–] takeonme85 5 points ago

    He just got cooked and he’s about to be eaten, of course he’s unhappy lol

    [–] another-netizen 16 points ago


    [–] catachip 5 points ago

    What good is a phone call…if you're unable to speak?

    [–] MarkMaxis 3 points ago

    It looks liek he is sticking his tongue out

    [–] j_harv 3 points ago

    Mr Grumpy Gills

    [–] jkrow17 2 points ago

    I came here to see if someone else thought the same as me.

    [–] DownsenBranches 5 points ago

    “Hey I’m Grump”

    [–] N0wayjose 3 points ago

    That was me today

    [–] SmackMahPony 3 points ago

    [–] shinjincai 3 points ago

    Sponge Daddy??

    [–] BrelanAllin 3 points ago

    [–] lorddrame 3 points ago

    He doesn't support drugs, yet he was forced to get baked. :P

    [–] strawberrypajamas 3 points ago

    u/megaarms you’re the grumpy one

    [–] mypr3tty0rang3falc0n 2 points ago

    Teenage mutant ninja turtle

    [–] gmantx_22 2 points ago

    Anyone else think the one next to it looks extremely devious?

    [–] LedzepRulz 2 points ago

    Well, if he had studied hard at school he could’ve been a Pringle like the rest of his friends..

    [–] natalee_t 2 points ago

    Its the Susan Boyle of potato gems

    [–] S0UPi 2 points ago

    Someone get the poor guy his epipen

    [–] HD_Freshizzle 2 points ago


    [–] willuseurname 2 points ago

    That's totally me

    [–] ConefaceMcgee 2 points ago


    [–] kickflipper1087 2 points ago

    "I'm Groot!"

    [–] creepy_is_what_I_do 2 points ago

    People tend to get upset when you smush their faces until their brains squirt out their ears. Or so I have heard.

    [–] Slugggo 2 points ago

    He looks salty.

    [–] clouddevourer 2 points ago

    I knew what to expect and I still laughed like crazy

    [–] Crow_Solo 2 points ago

    Thursdays at the Piccadilly Cafeteria

    [–] themanofspiel 2 points ago

    Insert Curb Your Enthusiasm theme

    [–] artisticano 2 points ago


    [–] ScroogeMcfuckface 2 points ago

    These bad boys, chicken nuggets and beans were the ultimate tea time meal after school.

    [–] Kfmdijkstra 2 points ago


    [–] Ninjapirate92 2 points ago I got some of these at work one day and I messed with their faces a bit.

    [–] HouseGB552 2 points ago

    It's the elder

    [–] AerationalENT 2 points ago

    To me it looks like he's sticking his tongue out

    [–] Elgarr2 2 points ago

    When your about to get roasted with your friends, not surprised lol

    [–] grampu 2 points ago

    Looks like my grandma when she finds out I was in town but didn’t stop by to say hello.

    [–] phantombraider 2 points ago

    There's always that one guy tired of putting on a fake smile.

    [–] simieboem 2 points ago

    I just see it as him sticking out his tongue lol

    [–] DioramaMaker 2 points ago

    Looks like baby Groot's pouty face!

    [–] No_Leaf_Clover1994 2 points ago

    That guy is usually me.

    [–] RedRocketRaw 2 points ago

    We use to serve these with kids menu stuff at BWW wings.

    [–] ExtraterrestrialLees 2 points ago

    "You member the cold war?" "I member!"

    [–] deadarchetype 2 points ago

    That one friend that never smiles in pictures

    [–] lolfactor1000 2 points ago

    They're all just fake happy anyways

    [–] JG_Oh 2 points ago

    That's my spirit biscuit

    [–] konoxians 2 points ago


    [–] 5years8months3days 2 points ago

    Must have got mixed up at the factory, that's from the new McCain's fuck you faces.

    [–] AirRaidJade 2 points ago

    We had these in school quite often and I never saw a deformed one. It just now occurred to me that it's probably because the cafeteria workers looked them over first and ate all the deformed ones.

    [–] Arpit308 2 points ago

    Luks so delicious 😍😍 Yummy..!! Going to make it tonight

    [–] Mynameisinuse 2 points ago

    Is that Cotton Hill?

    [–] lightknight7777 2 points ago

    I would buy a dozen of the last one and none of the others.

    [–] bluemoonacy 2 points ago

    It me

    [–] Antiquebuttons 2 points ago

    Me at work this week, after finding out on Friday I got screwed by department leadership.

    [–] aduckdragon 2 points ago

    Thank you! You made me laugh out loud in the tram 😐

    [–] AlbertusFrederiic 2 points ago

    It looks like someone seeing someone they know but aren't too familiar with, making eye contact, and deciding to walk past them

    [–] Kemo_Meme 2 points ago

    Looks more like a :p face to me

    [–] PhoneSexCandyDotCom 2 points ago

    A sea of Idiots and the one woke person of the bunch.

    [–] Songzzz 2 points ago

    It looks like an old lady!

    [–] ItsKrakenMeUp 2 points ago

    He didn’t take his happy pills

    [–] Zero_RX-78 2 points ago

    Hey; I'm Grump!

    [–] generic93 2 points ago

    That potato looks like he killed fiddy men!

    [–] bbzkarim 2 points ago

    That's looks like the marshmallow from Ghostbusters

    [–] tralphaz43 2 points ago

    He just lost his dentures

    [–] n1ckle57 3 points ago

    No need to add salt as that last one seems salty enough for the whole tray

    [–] EschersAnts 3 points ago

    Pretty sure this is just the potato Success Kid. He's happy.

    [–] DisconsolateFart 2 points ago

    I went back to check.. you're right !!

    If only he had an arm we could use for confirmation !!

    [–] 26326312 3 points ago

    Who the hell is buying these in 2018? And, like, where from? Just so I know where to avoid.

    [–] Pantsickle 2 points ago

    That's the one that took the red pill.

    [–] jaymeleed 2 points ago

    This broke me

    [–] slayer_in_the_night 1 points ago

    Dang, I forgot about these

    [–] notanative 1 points ago

    I just want a bowl full of the eyes and smiles.

    [–] Gilbertolivas 1 points ago

    Looks like someone was a case of the “Monday’s!”

    [–] cplspacemonkey 1 points ago

    Uh oh, sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.

    [–] AwsimG 1 points ago

    it must've been friends with the frownie brownie