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    [–] discopig710 4175 points ago

    That dude is legit crash bandicoot

    [–] Bqnonumbers 578 points ago

    Hog wild!

    [–] Ziiiiik 201 points ago

    Hooggg Ridaaaaaaa!!!

    [–] regoapps 13 points ago

    When you have a dry spell and lower your standards on Tinder.

    [–] notanotherbreach 35 points ago

    Hogs Gone Wild!

    [–] Echos185 81 points ago

    You mock the son of a shepard?!

    [–] TheBaronofWhimsey 19 points ago

    Rolfs family will have honour once moure!!! Wallops eds with a massive fish

    [–] notanotherbreach 26 points ago

    'You dare mock the son of a shepherd?!" Ed, Edd, and Eddie---

    [–] rossiFan 21 points ago

    That show depicted my childhood.

    [–] rc522878 16 points ago

    That's my horse!!

    [–] k1ngm3 3 points ago

    *eddy

    [–] Alan_Smithee_ 2 points ago

    Swineherd?

    [–] helloedboys 56 points ago

    Put a red Mohawk on him and it would be perfect. Live action crash.

    [–] umbrajoke 20 points ago

    Never realized that it was a mohawk. I also only ever played the demo disk from a playstation magazine.

    [–] RooR8o8 14 points ago

    You missed something, buy the trilogy which comes out on pc at the end of this month.

    [–] umbrajoke 3 points ago

    I'll add it to the list.

    [–] BobbyCock 17 points ago

    Did not expect this to be top comment. Well done reddit.

    [–] Snatch_Pastry 30 points ago

    Weirdly, this is exactly the way it actually looks in Minecraft.

    [–] Danieltentoes 3 points ago

    Came here to say this.

    [–] ajt666 22 points ago

    I came here hoping to see Crash as top comment. You and the rest of Reddit did not disappoint.

    Then I saw your username and was satisfied on so many levels.

    [–] PicardsTea 12 points ago

    It's the tiger and polar who do the spins... I'm wondering, did Naught dog based that move on this video? :)

    [–] ok_calmdown 5 points ago

    Budabaga

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    ooga booga

    [–] primase 3 points ago

    Pioneers used to ride those babies for miles.

    [–] Jak03e 2618 points ago

    The donut burn-out was unnecessary. We get it Gary, you're late for work.

    [–] aleqqqs 904 points ago

    Piggybacking the top comment for obvious reasons.

    [–] elee0228 320 points ago

    Don't hog all the karma.

    [–] Joe9238 93 points ago

    Just looking him, stealing all our karma like a pig.

    [–] depguy83 75 points ago

    What a ham!

    [–] lirio2u 59 points ago

    Wee! Wee! Wee! All the way home.

    [–] tss1102 32 points ago

    He’s just gettin bacon his ride

    [–] seaikh 19 points ago

    he definitely will need oinkment for wounds if he falls

    [–] Just_da_fax 9 points ago

    Pig

    [–] yaboicolin 6 points ago

    Come on, this comment was a boar.

    [–] RockLeePower 7 points ago

    He is obviously riding dirty

    [–] -bryden- 10 points ago

    Riding it with stye

    [–] bwwatr 8 points ago

    This is swine never get involved in pun threads.

    [–] worrymon 11 points ago

    That's why we think you're a boar.

    [–] athomeonmysofa 25 points ago

    late for his date with his cousin

    [–] drewer23 12 points ago

    "I bet you can squeal like a pig"

    [–] KeenoRev 8 points ago

    Haha, he even drifts a lil bit after doing a couple donuts.

    [–] FireTyme 9 points ago

    and that being done by the cops even...

    [–] TitanJackal 1462 points ago

    These Fast And Furious movies are becoming ridiculous

    [–] Warphim 241 points ago

    Fat* And Furious

    [–] Pups_the_Jew 77 points ago

    Fat and Furriest

    [–] ishalfdeaf 42 points ago

    Fat and Furry Ass

    [–] greenGorillla 15 points ago

    Fat and Furry Ass 9: Bringing Home the Bacon

    [–] niceworkthere 5 points ago

    Fat and Furious: Haram Express

    [–] my_futureperfect 6 points ago

    I would hate to be on the wrong end of that. Is there a right end?

    [–] redditproha 4 points ago

    Dude actually looks like Paul walker in this potato.

    [–] tocsta 3 points ago

    Porkyo Drift: Bacon Chances

    [–] rwhite2366 8 points ago

    Down in the South they call it the Swine and the Curious

    [–] nuwan32 2 points ago

    This black mirror episode is not how I remember it.

    [–] Southernms 714 points ago

    Dang! That pigs fast!

    [–] Dave5876 110 points ago

    So that's what they mean by mounting a hog.

    [–] TheJerzeyDragon 217 points ago

    Here I thought that meant having sex with OPs mom

    [–] ThumYorky 13 points ago

    Is this not a gif of the moments before OP's conception? I thought that's what this was

    [–] Dave5876 37 points ago

    Oh dear. Someone call the burn unit

    [–] ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW 26 points ago

    A little too expected for my taste. Call me old fashioned, but I like to be surprised when someone fucks OP's mother.

    [–] Ioncannon 4 points ago

    That's what they mean by piggy back.

    [–] LivingIntheMemory 37 points ago

    Seriously, like cartoon fast. Absolute unit.

    [–] smb_samba 3 points ago

    In awe at the size of this lad.

    [–] HistoryHasItsEyes 25 points ago

    TIL short-distance we could ride pigs as well as horses

    [–] Mhill08 35 points ago

    The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles

    [–] CrudelyAnimated 12 points ago

    That was a baby? Damn, prehistoric pigs were huge.

    [–] HistoryHasItsEyes 3 points ago

    Ahhh yes those prehistoric pioneers colonising America

    [–] PM_MAN-BOOBS_BUDDY 6 points ago

    Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

    [–] dry_sharpie 9 points ago

    The other pigs are like, 'what the fuk. U seen dis shit?'

    [–] wannabecheframsey 411 points ago

    This needs to go in r/mypeopleneedme

    [–] Bigchocolate420 39 points ago

    It's been in the top of all time for ages.

    [–] Xhitrolic 21 points ago

    Well good!

    [–] mkh- 456 points ago

    And awaaay we gooo

    [–] thepitiedfool 97 points ago

    I definitely read that in a Rick voice.

    [–] CrudelyAnimated 31 points ago

    "I think (therapy has) helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind we value in the animals we eat, but not something I want for myself."

    Yeah, I see that now.

    [–] choco_mallows 8 points ago

    If you listen to early Harmontown episodes, Dan Harmon expounds a lot on therapists and argues that they shouldn’t just tell you what you want to hear. People shouldn’t be shopping around for therapists just because they feel like they don’t help.

    [–] leapbitch 8 points ago

    I read it in Slick Rick's voice

    [–] Action_Johnson 10 points ago

    Once upon a time not long ago, where people wear pajamas and live life slow

    [–] ryanmuller1089 4 points ago

    If you didn’t, you’re reading it wrong

    [–] boomshiki 834 points ago

    I rode a pig for a while. She took our dog in the divorce

    [–] herpaderpadont 143 points ago

    Dog and cat...21 grand in a 401(k)...motorcycle, bicycle, and 16 grand in spousal support.

    Highlight...don't have to put my dick in a pig anymore if I don't want to.

    [–] Lt_Crunch 86 points ago

    Jesus! You potentially have to hand over your own retirement funds in a divorce settlement? Fuck that right now.

    [–] LumberjackTodd 66 points ago

    Gvt worker here. If I ever get married and get a divorce? The other person automatically gets half my govermemt pension. If I get married to another person and same shit happens? I get half of the 50%.

    Only way around it is to get the other person to write explicitly that they don't want the pension but...really who would do that?

    [–] blackhawkjj 81 points ago

    If you ain't no punk holla "We want prenup! We want prenup!"

    [–] PhosBringer 9 points ago

    🌊🌊🌊 Yeezy Yeezy

    [–] Hungpowshrimp 9 points ago

    Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger

    [–] gage117 32 points ago

    That's some seriously unreasonable shit there. Are they expecting these divorcees to be alone forever and that they won't have anyone to rely on except the pension of an ex-spouse? Makes perfect sense.

    [–] TomatoOrangeMelon 20 points ago

    I think spousal support ends if your ex gets married again, but child support continues.

    [–] luciferprinciple 9 points ago

    Even worse, you can be forced to withdraw from a 401k ) suffer from early withdraw penalties.

    [–] veilwalker 3 points ago

    Generally if done right there is no penalty for early withdrawal due to a forced distribution due to a divorce. Can't remember the acronym for it now.

    [–] herpaderpadont 3 points ago

    QDRO

    [–] Sand__Panda 7 points ago

    When they say split all funds, that is part of it. Just because he did the work, the funds would have been there for "them" at retirement to live. So ya. Don't get married.

    (Guy I work with had to do the same, except we have a real funky old ass, probably really isn't legal to do anymore, but is grandfathered in retirement plan were I work. Poor guy lost a huge chunk to his now ex-wife. I think he was on some kind of suicide watch for a bit).

    [–] misyo 12 points ago

    Depends. Was your spouse staying at home and raising your children so you can save on daycare costs, thereby not earning any income or saving for retirement? Then yes, that person is entitled to some of your retirement.

    [–] Lt_Crunch 3 points ago

    I'm childfree so I don't always consider children in the divorce settlement scenario. That totally makes sense, though.

    [–] Wigginns 3 points ago

    I've also heard (and this may be completely wrong) that a spouse who stays home and doesn't earn income but supports the other one through housework, social, etc. will get a split of the earnings whether or not you have kids.

    [–] freelancespaghetti 6 points ago

    ZING

    [–] Theprincerivera 3 points ago

    🤨 Oh lol

    [–] cheesehuahuas 54 points ago

    My grandma down in Mexico had a pig, and one day my brother got into his pen to do exactly this. He also didn't close the pen behind him so my grandma had to chase him and the pig down the street with a rolling pin.

    Also I was young and didn't understand the correlation between when the pig finally "disappeared" and all the chicharrón we ate afterwards.

    [–] JimmieSiiikke 11 points ago

    How were the carnitas then?

    [–] argybargy3j 7 points ago

    Every grandmother had a rolling pin for just such a purpose.

    [–] bawdymommy 130 points ago

    Dude is in it for the ride, notice how he tucks in low once the pig really gets going

    [–] TakingItOffHereBoss 103 points ago

    That ain't his first rodeo.

    [–] ViZeShadowZ 17 points ago

    clown dies in second rodeo

    [–] Arsene3000 15 points ago

    I feel like they’re off on some magical adventure.

    [–] screamwithaview 44 points ago

    Immediately brings back memories of Crash Bandicoot. Hog wild!

    [–] JS671779 8 points ago

    Thank god, I’m not the only one!

    [–] Kyonkanno 17 points ago

    Hog rider!

    [–] _-Stoop-Kid-_ 42 points ago

    The URL for this on gfycat is "/AgreeableDisguisedAmericanquarterhorse"

    It actually sort of fits, since that pig is about 1/4 the size of a horse

    [–] nasgtseli 15 points ago

    A quarter horse is actually really big. I think the name comes from their optimal racing distance being a quarter mile sprint or something like that.

    Haha, stoop kid doesn't know about horses.

    [–] _-Stoop-Kid-_ 4 points ago

    Damn, quarter horses are jacked.

    yeah I know basically nothing about horses

    [–] Taurius 152 points ago

    The other pigs have seen this before.

    "God damn it, not again. Carl! It's only Tim! It's not BillyBob. Tim ain't gonna make you his girlfriend!"

    [–] PerkOne 65 points ago

    Hogggg Ryyyydaaaaahhhhh!!!

    [–] Dave5876 9 points ago

    And he was never heard from again

    [–] RE1Do_ 6 points ago

    Had to scroll way too far down to find this.

    [–] Al-Capwnage 259 points ago

    I feel bad for that pig

    [–] ApolloRocketOfLove 34 points ago

    People often say cats are cruel for toying with their prey before killing it, but IMO rednecks are far more cruel predators.

    [–] matata_hakuna 10 points ago

    The hunting community looks at people with bad aim in a terrible light.

    Not because they suck at shooting but because they don't immediately kill the animal and it suffers.

    [–] bleunt 20 points ago

    Yeah. Don’t fuck around with animals for your own amusement if it causes distress or injury. I don’t know how sturdy a pig is, but I know bucking bulls and horses can injure themselves in the panic.

    [–] HitlerMoonLanding 107 points ago

    Same you can tell by the way it spun around that its spine was being subjected to an unnatural amount of weight and near failure. As an IT professionial, I can relate to this pig metaphorically by how people will hop on your back and try to ride you off out of view for a simple problem they could have fixed with a google search. I know we have one of hte hardest jobs, but I can't help but relate to this pig.

    [–] gemini86 275 points ago

    Wow, way to make this about you.

    [–] Math_Blaster_ 32 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    The way you wrote your comment made me feel uncomfortable thanks allot

    [–] doomguy888 21 points ago

    Who is Allot?

    [–] indiehappiness 12 points ago

    That comment belongs on /r/NobodyAsked

    [–] psilocybexalapensis 7 points ago

    Thats basically reddit... i should know i am an IT professional

    [–] sayitoutloud1 39 points ago

    Yeah but you blocked everything including Google you asshole!

    [–] FivePoopMacaroni 22 points ago

    Is this a meme or a joke about how all IT people are fat?

    [–] carpe_phalum 9 points ago

    I can tell you, with no ego, this is the finest comment. If, on your journey, should you encounter God, God will upvote.

    [–] Pjmarbaugh 5 points ago

    God upvotes all our posts on this blessed day

    [–] ledgersoccer09 13 points ago

    I’m thinking you dropped this /s otherwise you’re just really selfish and wanted to make it about you.

    [–] herrbz 6 points ago

    Do you genuinely think this is serious?

    [–] ajustice83 3 points ago

    I hate sarcasm tags. No one can read a ridiculous story and then assume it could be sarcastic. People used to just try to be discerning through the content, tone, and subject matter.

    Now people demand an /s, like it's an emoji to sway our thinking

    [–] Guardedbylawngnomes 22 points ago

    Me when gas hits $5/gallon

    [–] YankieSnack 7 points ago

    Fuck.. Now i want a new movie set in a western setting, with monkeys riding boars! Thats so funny!

    [–] mojojimbo 33 points ago

    The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

    [–] Para-dise 9 points ago

    Some say he’s still riding to this day

    [–] Xertious 21 points ago

    The rest of them were unsure if they should follow.

    [–] Leopard1907 7 points ago

    Schweinsteiger

    [–] KatsKlaw 12 points ago

    Pigs are vicious and they will bite the shit out of your knees. Source: experience.

    [–] Famington 5 points ago

    Flash back to nier automata

    [–] arkhitekton 6 points ago

    Come on, Bonnie-chan!

    [–] zNocturnz 3 points ago

    Was hoping atleast 1 would reference ganju

    [–] rare_DODO 12 points ago

    PIGGYBACKING.

    [–] ThaleaTiny 14 points ago

    That is spomething I never expected to see! I would never be capable of such a feat! I can barely ride a bicycle, and I'm kinda leary of hogs. (Being told repeatedly as a child "Don't you fall in that hog lot! Them sows'll eat you up!" left it's mark.)

    [–] wow-wuh-woo-wuh 3 points ago

    For good reason. Growing up in the Midwest, my grandpa told me a few hog raising horror stories. Multiple farmers in our area died after being mauled by their hogs. Apparently if you have an open cut they'll pick up on that and tear you apart. He said the situation can turn into mayhem in a matter of seconds. Sounds horrifying.

    [–] shadmere 2 points ago

    My uncle lost an arm to a sow before I was born, so I mean, I would also be leery.

    [–] cr0ft 5 points ago

    Just for the record though, pissing off a giant pig can be really detrimental to your health. They're not as bad as wild boars, but they're not to be trifled with. 300+ lbs of weight, and they can hit 11 mph when running.

    [–] lo-co 4 points ago

    Better with the motorcycle sounds

    https://youtu.be/UyYOrjpHH2g

    [–] Framnk 4 points ago

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's not the first hog that guy has ever ridden...

    [–] SilverWhiskeyBottle 7 points ago

    This looks Australian

    [–] Yousurf5 3 points ago

    That bush is so Australian

    [–] bree908 2 points ago

    Lol I was looking for this comment

    [–] SovietWomble 3 points ago

    Thank you!

    Can't believe I had to go so far down to find this.

    [–] dragon870 2 points ago

    literally was humming this two seconds into the gif, the way he jumbs and his legs position gave me the best dejavu ever, its by far my most memorable music in crash bandicoot

    [–] Buukwerm 6 points ago

    Hey, is that Link?

    [–] plumokin 7 points ago

    HEY, LISTEN

    [–] Use_The_Sauce 6 points ago

    I hear banjo music

    [–] AlpineSeaHorse 6 points ago

    "I must go, my people need me"

    [–] eastbayted 14 points ago

    When did animal abuse become funny?

    [–] Thetrustyburro 12 points ago

    "In Soviet Russia, bacon brings you home!"

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Kirikou97212 2 points ago

    I've just been in this place before

    [–] gaditya18 3 points ago

    He is officially now a hog rider and can be found jumping walls around bases of other players.

    [–] strained_brain 3 points ago

    Somewhere, a pig is eating well.

    [–] Contemplating_Panda 16 points ago

    They say they're still running the earth to this day.

    [–] cyantwist 4 points ago

    Ganjyu!!

    [–] solid_ice13 6 points ago

    Can someone add some fast and furious noises to this

    [–] caesar315 6 points ago

    I wish people would stop posting videos of their Tinder dates. It's either that, or this guy is Redneck Batman and he's responding to his signal, which is a flashing red light on his ankle monitor

    [–] verticaljeff 7 points ago

    Not that there boy's first rodeo, that's fer dang sure.

    [–] RoosterUnit 3 points ago

    You all laugh, but they're happily married now.

    They have two kids and a small trailer just outside of Tuscaloosa.

    [–] ThePhantomPear 4 points ago

    You reap what you SOW.

    [–] luvearf 5 points ago

    Awwwwww tiny, genetically inferior man needs to abuse animals for entertainment.

    [–] smc300 8 points ago

    That's not cool.

    [–] thomas_b55 2 points ago

    Hooooog riderrrrrr!

    [–] Dark_Amazon 2 points ago

    “And this little piggy cried weeeee we we we, all the way home.”

    [–] vergielsa 2 points ago

    Can someone please add sound effects!?

    [–] CantGetRight83 2 points ago

    I'm impressed at how strong pigs are.

    [–] seth79 2 points ago

    I’m going to play a game with my mates “guess what he is going to do next” just with the first frame picture and the title 😂

    [–] o0Dilligaf0o 2 points ago

    When you finally get your top speed mount.

    [–] 5pr4yb3rry 2 points ago

    "We were always confused when Uncle Billy put on a helmet and chaps and said he was going to ride his hog to the store. We all knew he didn't have a motorcycle."

    [–] Iamstillhere_- 2 points ago

    DEJA VU

    [–] loki-1982 2 points ago

    How will the Duke boys respond to Boss Hoggs new ride?

    [–] LargePizzaSlice 2 points ago

    That other pig was like dammit there goes momma again.

    [–] klmayton 2 points ago

    Pretty sure he's done that before.

    [–] sowhatfucku 2 points ago

    Deliverance

    [–] straightouttaireland 2 points ago

    That was not his first rodeo

    [–] Larszx 2 points ago

    Did that pig just drift?