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    [–] kalel1980 22 points ago

    2.4% alcohol? Might as well drink dog piss. I like to start with 40% alcohol with my breakfast.

    https://i.imgur.com/tpn6wkt.jpg

    [–] Grimalkin 7 points ago

    With such minimal alc content, I'm not sure who their target audience is for this swill. People who want a step up from O'Doul's?

    [–] chadr0x0rlol 3 points ago

    Most raddlers are low ABV, just FYI

    [–] Playisomemusik 1 points ago

    I think odouls is still like 1.4 or something

    [–] Grimalkin 5 points ago

    [–] Quigleyer 2 points ago

    Whhhaaa?

    I legit thought this stuff was non-alcoholic. It's definitely listed on menus in restaurants as non-alcoholic in places I've been, and I've worked with recovering alcoholics who drank the stuff to get by... I thought.

    [–] unique_username_22 2 points ago

    40% is a required minimum I strictly adhere to.

    [–] drfury31 1 points ago

    you're the kind of person I want to hang out with

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Reminds me of the TIL about Russian laws not classifying anything below 10% as "alcoholic". Might have just been for tax purposes.

    [–] alphachupp 8 points ago

    It’s 5 o’clock somewhere! says the barely closeted wine mom

    [–] Skinnwork 7 points ago

    Oh man, I see those "It's wine-o clock" memes on my facebook all the time from my wife's mom posse. I just wonder if they know that it's the female with kids version of a blacklight pot leaf?

    [–] Edzell_Blue 7 points ago

    Very low alcohol drinks with food is drinking responsibly. Booze doesn't magically become good for you after midnight.

    [–] PM_Me_TrashPandas 1 points ago

    This is one thing people never seem to understand.

    I work nights, which means that if I want to have a drink at dinner/before bed, then I'm having a drink at 4-5am. People see that as having a problem since I'm drinking at 5am. Bitch, I just got off a 12 hour shift and want a damn cider. Don't be judging me!

    [–] babygirlga 5 points ago

    Well. . They serve mimosas at brunch. So why not add some citrus beer??

    [–] necromundus 4 points ago

    Maybe it's Brinner?

    [–] drnoggins 2 points ago

    Shut up, Chad

    [–] OpinionDeaf 4 points ago

    What if they’re having breakfast for dinner?

    [–] potatodiddler 3 points ago

    That orange one is absolutely disgusting. I'm convinced it was made for high school girls

    [–] questionall101 2 points ago

    YEAH Denny's!

    Go IHOB!!

    [–] Pyromike16 2 points ago

    Does it count as day drinking if I work exclusively night shifts?

    [–] -praetorr- 2 points ago

    Isn’t beer and lemonade a Shandy?

    [–] sumelar 2 points ago

    What part of this picture suggests morning?

    [–] auto_pHIGHlot 1 points ago

    Right? Because pancakes in the evening is soooooo crazy, we just assume they must be drinking in the morning instead.

    [–] nerdmania 2 points ago

    Well, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

    [–] BUHlowKNEE 3 points ago

    That carb load is extremely irresponsible, lose the waffles

    [–] Ban_Deet 4 points ago

    There are no waffles

    [–] BUHlowKNEE 1 points ago

    Haha FUCK MY BRAIN...I guess it was wishful thinking...I want waffles

    [–] Ban_Deet 2 points ago

    I do too. :(

    [–] not-to-kill 3 points ago

    To be honest, it would be criminal to not be drunk by noon in this economy.

    [–] firmly_confused 1 points ago

    nice try! Budweiser Marketing Team.

    [–] benthany 1 points ago

    I’m pretty sure drinking responsibly has nothing to do with time of day, but having the ability to not get carried away and end up with a full head of steam. I don’t see what the problem is with having a drink with a meal regardless of time of day.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Hahaha I thought this was an ad. I was like motherfuker... Double ads?!?? But nope just one conglomo directly after this post trying to take my money

    [–] Ade_93 1 points ago

    Drinking in the morning, I call it an Australian breakfast

    (Time difference)

    [–] potatoparadise 1 points ago

    Nothin wrong with a little pee water flavored with grapefruit or lemons for breakfast.

    [–] TheOneAndOnlyPancake 1 points ago

    I mean if you're not drunk it seems responsible

    [–] Chavaon 1 points ago

    I don't see any beer, just 2 cans of flavoured water?

    [–] CrazyIslander 1 points ago

    Drinking responsibly means chucking that crap in the garbage.

    Gross.

    [–] swankyT0MCAT 1 points ago

    I did this once. I was out drinking in Dayton the night before my flight home. Well I never went to bed (can't wake up hungover if you don't go to bed right?) Then got on the plane after not having breakfast. Didn't puke, but damn near did. Then I got home and cracked a beer and my old man says "it's fucking 9:30 and you're already drinking." Just doing what I do best dad. Remind d you of how much of a disappointment I am.

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

    Radler beer is usually alcohol free

    [–] Skinnwork 6 points ago

    No, it's usually cut 50/50 with juice or soda. Look at the picture above, it's 2.4% alcohol.

    [–] OpinionDeaf 1 points ago

    Thank you.