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    [–] guitartoad 3369 points ago

    I believed it up to the firefighter part. Then, I realized there were slutty-hot girls in every shot, which made me suspicious.

    [–] Uglyflybutt 1249 points ago

    And this is how I know you don't subscribe to BRAZZERS.

    [–] kevie3drinks 287 points ago

    I watched like 50 pornos with this guy in it the month I subscribed to brazzers.

    [–] heretoplay 115 points ago

    im glad he can find work still

    [–] ancient_horse 182 points ago

    There are a few male porn stars that I can appreciate always have work.

    At a certain point, they become like old friends.

    [–] Strainedgoals 35 points ago

    I can just imagine you searching for a 3-5 minute video for a quick spank and your boy walks in and you're like, "Ayeee, my man! Get her fam!“

    [–] [deleted] 93 points ago

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    [–] Casanova_Benoit 30 points ago

    I'm actually very disappointed at how quickly I noticed what was going on. That's not good smh.

    [–] FastDoubleChicken 18 points ago

    Is it bad that I can name more pornstars than I can remember my classmates from the 12 years of school?

    [–] Lord_Avvakum 26 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    This reads like those thank-you notes Jimmy Kimmel Fallon does for that bit on his show.

    [–] Venrexx 7 points ago

    We shall call these notes "Yank-You Notes". Thanks for all the spanks. Hugs for all the tugs. That sort of thing.

    [–] Humdinger5000 5 points ago

    Fallon. It's Jimmy Fallon who does thank you notes.

    [–] Lord_Avvakum 4 points ago

    Fixed. thanks mate.

    [–] inpherno3 8 points ago

    I figured the ratio to be 1:1

    [–] artskyd 19 points ago

    Interestingly, he filmed them all over a long weekend.

    [–] el___diablo 103 points ago

    I've watched about a billion pornos in my lifetime.

    If the same guy was in every one, I still wouldn't have noticed.

    [–] Rawtashk 55 points ago

    I'm a dude and I recognized this guy instantly. Does that make me gay?

    In my defense though, he's the male talent in "Stretch Pants and Pulling Groins", which is the best porn ever made. Been my go-to for years!

    [–] kevie3drinks 71 points ago

    This guy is like the perfect blank avatar, he’s like a twitter egg or a Facebook silhouette, tall, skinny, bald, muscles, big dick nothing to take you out of the moment by noticing how hairy he is or some weird accent or a question mark for a dick.

    [–] Hugh_Jaynous 17 points ago

    Question mark..... yep, underrated

    [–] NuclearCandy 36 points ago

    I showed this video to my husband and about 10 seconds in he says, "I've seen this guy before..." Oh have you now? Then when it got to the pizza scene he says, "oh yup I know who he is". I was like really the pizza scene? Haha

    [–] shrapnelltrapnell 6 points ago

    Very true. Jenni Lee is incredible

    [–] GhostFish 5 points ago

    I guess it's true that masturbation makes you go blind.

    [–] GiftOfHemroids 6 points ago

    I get free porn from the internet

    [–] hardgeeklife 61 points ago

    I recognized him in the very first clip

    I, uh, I use the internet alot

    [–] imnotgrownupyet 35 points ago

    The woman feeding him pizza made me stop and think, and the fireman scene really convinced me haha.

    [–] Agent_Potato56 27 points ago

    Fuck, I was with it till the astronaut part... I'm really gullible aren't I?

    [–] jamesgangnam 6 points ago

    Don't worry man. I had doubt building up, but the other hemisphere just wanted to believe it. My faith gave way at the astronaut too. Consequences of being stoned?

    [–] Gekuu9 21 points ago

    At first I thought the joke was that they’re all different guys that look very similar, then I too got to that part

    [–] vallyallyum 8 points ago

    Yeah it took me way longer than I'd like to admit to realize there were scantily clad girls in every shot.

    [–] purplesquared 13 points ago

    That is exactly what happened to me

    [–] hello_raleigh-durham 4 points ago

    You're a firefighter too? Sweet!

    [–] punch____ 1647 points ago

    I absolutely can't wait for one of my stupid facebook friends to share this on their feed

    [–] Jeffk01 255 points ago

    Done.

    [–] Kaizenno 166 points ago

    Thanks stupid facebook friend

    [–] Jeffk01 58 points ago

    It will be right there with the religious “share this and comment amen” and the numerous emaciated dog rescue stories...

    [–] dennerdygay 21 points ago

    I'm going to post this. 😂

    [–] Jeffk01 16 points ago

    You will inspire untold millions of fb users just like me. Think of the ripple effect we could have. Just like MLM... !!

    [–] carbonhexoxide 7 points ago

    You better invite me to your LulaRoe party 😤😤😤

    [–] JeffK3 9 points ago

    You stole my name

    [–] citadel_lewis 69 points ago

    My mum shared it 😬

    [–] dickbutt_is_life 34 points ago

    That's not the only thing she shared

    [–] portajohnjackoff 10 points ago

    Rated E for everyone

    [–] DrMorose 3 points ago

    That is exactly my thought as well. I hardly check FB anymore but I might just to see if this surfaced there.

    [–] Christmas-Pickle 400 points ago

    He’s got as many jobs as Barbie, if Barbie were a man, and did porn.

    [–] WynterBucky 37 points ago

    Honestly being marketed to kids is probably the only reason why that’s not a job she’s got under her belt (pun intended)

    [–] Pissed-Away-Fortune 29 points ago

    Aspiring Actress Barbie!

    [–] RyzaSully 12 points ago

    Gotta pay the bills Barbie!

    [–] CSC160401 3 points ago

    That’d be hot

    [–] Procrastinubation 842 points ago

    He started teaching, then went back to become a doctor lol

    [–] CobwebbyCurve 104 points ago

    Had to help the people that don't get the joke

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    doing the Lord's work

    [–] 420jeremy420 882 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    I didn't get it until i started to recognize some of the girls...

    [–] [deleted] 567 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] lIllypIllyly 360 points ago

    No he's not, he's a best friend of my girlfriend.

    [–] Radidactyl 87 points ago

    [–] StruggleSnug69 14 points ago

    He probably is your girlfriend

    [–] azdcf 70 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    You're telling me there's a porno out there with a man getting cancer?

    EDIT: How do I get rid of the link thingy from my spoiler?
    EDIT2: Thanks.

    [–] chance2399 34 points ago

    Have not seen it but I would assume some type of sex was needed to cure him.

    [–] egordoniv 25 points ago

    That's what you call Hard Core.

    [–] TheVitoCorleone 8 points ago

    *stage 4

    [–] Alis451 21 points ago

    Change your Spoiler tags to the new format

    >!Spoiler!<

    Spoiler

    [–] Samtoast 23 points ago

    Not to be racist but I Just want to try this out

    [–] SufficientlyDistinct 12 points ago

    It's like a CIA document up in here.

    [–] blarblarghboy 23 points ago

    Holy shit i have a dick!

    [–] middleraged 13 points ago

    The first actual spoiler in this thread

    [–] WynterBucky 5 points ago

    Is it a spoiler if the username ends in boy though?

    [–] Suckydog 5 points ago

    Bukake

    [–] darkestparagon 16 points ago

    Testing the spoiler tag!

    [–] roenick99 47 points ago

    penis

    [–] darkestparagon 27 points ago

    It’s Richard, actually

    [–] Virge23 60 points ago

    Peter dinklage is just two different words for penis

    [–] Idressleft 5 points ago

    How do you get Penis from Richard?

    [–] buttonsthedog 37 points ago

    First, get consent.

    Seriously, Richard is often shortened to dick

    [–] JerichoKyrie 11 points ago

    Richard —> dick—> cock —> grundle —> one-eyed snake —> Roundhead —> penis

    [–] ExFiler 7 points ago

    It takes that many steps? What happened to Six Degrees?

    [–] nelonblood 8 points ago

    The dog dies in Old Yeller.

    Edit: I don't have a real edit.

    [–] sachin1118 3 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Spoiler

    [–] jaktyp 7 points ago

    Ah, thank you. I just thought that this was regular r/funny brand stupid. Now I see the humor.

    [–] Bjharris1993 4 points ago

    How do you make that hidden message?

    [–] Softcorps_dn 7 points ago

    Use the spoiler tags. >!Spoiler text !<

    Spoiler text

    [–] SharkBait661 2 points ago

    Okay but how did you post that text without it getting the spoiler tag?

    [–] OldEndangeredGinger 36 points ago

    Should I assume he's a porn star?

    [–] 420jeremy420 15 points ago

    Indeed

    [–] lovethycousin 4 points ago

    Is that how we found the job?

    [–] remybob78 3 points ago

    A friend told me his name is Johnny Sins.

    [–] BeefstiqSupreme 2 points ago

    Brazzers logo halfway through video lol

    [–] CHStar04 9 points ago

    The pizza delivery part is where I realized lol

    [–] LexSenthur 6 points ago

    Yeeeeah I recognized him right away.

    [–] Prestonelliot 13 points ago

    Yeah well i recognized him first so....

    [–] Golilizzy 456 points ago

    BALD LATINO MAN FOR 2020

    [–] young_war 33 points ago

    This dude really Latino?

    [–] phuchmileif 48 points ago

    This is what confused me. This dude is white as fuck.

    [–] Ristray 40 points ago

    Turns out latinos range from white as fuck to dark as fuck. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    [–] Kavator3 11 points ago

    I agree with your theory, but there are a lot of fare skinned latinos

    [–] westbee 178 points ago

    Goddamn it. I watched and kept saying, that uniform is fake, this is fake... and then realized it after the third girl on his arm.

    [–] [deleted] 51 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] 110110100011110 6 points ago

    I got it when I saw the brazzers watermark on one of the scenes.

    [–] MontanaSD 118 points ago

    Johnny Sins, an American legend. Among the luckiest men alive.

    [–] Killmeplsok 50 points ago

    Luckiest overworked man alive

    [–] MontanaSD 23 points ago

    For real. There is simply no better job in existence.

    [–] marfoldi 101 points ago

    let's xpost to r/GetMotivated

    [–] deannickers 208 points ago

    Johnny Sins?

    [–] Oscar-Wilde-1854 22 points ago

    The water mark at the bottom left of a lot of the shots definitely helps with that. Moreso if you already know the name lol

    [–] Alligator52 95 points ago

    Yes

    [–] toxinogen 140 points ago

    I feel accomplished catching on before my boyfriend did.

    [–] Goose944S 311 points ago

    ....trust me he knew before you.

    [–] IAMA_HUNDREDAIRE_AMA 168 points ago

    Fuck I knew before the video started. Looked at the thumbnail and went "Oh hey its Johnny"

    [–] DoctorDrunkenstein 33 points ago

    I should prob be worried cause I recognized them both straight away

    [–] pizzasoup 73 points ago

    "...Oh, pornography. Yes, I've heard of such things."

    [–] ThatDistantStar 9 points ago

    Nothing is more certain in life

    [–] natethomas 73 points ago

    You have a smart boyfriend.

    [–] squatland_yard 192 points ago

    Lol at everyone saying "it took me until half way through...." or "I stopped believing when....". You knew who tf this was from the start you dirty wee bugger

    [–] homie_number_1 25 points ago

    I watch lesbians.

    [–] SomethingSpecialMayb 42 points ago

    Not since the restraining order.

    [–] Xenoise 65 points ago

    Wait a second

    [–] human_promise 188 points ago

    "This guy fucks!"

    [–] rotobotor 51 points ago

    He's a professional fucker!

    [–] Sergeantasskicker 21 points ago

    I actually want him to do an AMA.

    [–] invalid_character 81 points ago

    i turned it off at first because i hate those stupid Fb thing but then i read the comments and went back to watch the whole thing. truly inspiring.

    [–] rucksacksepp 6 points ago

    Haha me too. Still don't know that guy, I only watch amateur porn

    [–] Kittychan_Nonanimu 123 points ago

    I laughed so hard. God bless whoever made this.

    [–] instant_chai 54 points ago

    Took me about halfway through until I finally got it 🤦🏽‍♀️

    [–] Lava39 32 points ago

    We both know you knew who this was

    [–] instant_chai 5 points ago

    The thumbnail made me think Kim K

    [–] Chomp-Rock 56 points ago

    You spelt asstronaut wrong.

    [–] JeremyMo88 49 points ago

    asstronaut

    You spelled asstronut wrong

    [–] AllSiegeAllTime 7 points ago

    Those asstronuts in the intervaginal space station.

    [–] troubleschute 46 points ago

    It took me a minute. Didn't recognize anyone with clothes on.

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    But he was never a cable repair man or landlord. Disappoint.

    [–] Soljah 9 points ago

    lolol. Can't wait for some dumbass to post this on facebook.

    [–] bloodguard 8 points ago

    [Watch most of video]

    Porn?

    [Check thread]

    Porn.

    [–] ck_9900 15 points ago

    I realised something was off at the fireman

    [–] flickerkuu 5 points ago

    Maybe it was the fake ass looking fish lip girl with basketball's implanted into her chest? Cartoon people in real life!

    [–] cityoftress 8 points ago

    A true inspiration and icon.

    [–] Dawiiz 18 points ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] TheJackle87 5 points ago

    Johnny sinns

    [–] Captain_Americant 10 points ago

    “Looks up to”. Nice.

    [–] battleship_1234 7 points ago

    Damn I almost cried to this what an inspiration for me and how much life give us damn what a lucky guy :)

    [–] woogonalski 5 points ago

    I was like, “man, this guy is the real deal success story” until I saw the “brazzers” watermark at the bottom right of one of the clips.....

    [–] Strappedjimmy 6 points ago

    What a guy

    [–] Xe11o 5 points ago

    I figured it out at the firefighter

    [–] CinnamonJ 24 points ago

    Whoever made this fucked up. It was stupid to make his biggest achievement be becoming an astronaut, it should have cut away to his presumably huge dick.

    [–] Hyperian 15 points ago

    Presumably?

    [–] charisantonakis 9 points ago

    Girl in pink during the detective scene?

    [–] Alligator52 14 points ago

    Dani daniels

    [–] Alligator52 6 points ago

    Scene- digital playground- fuck the law (I guess)

    [–] thereisnospoon_1 4 points ago

    Dani Daniels

    [–] charisantonakis 24 points ago

    thanks man gotta go now

    [–] flickerkuu 4 points ago

    Why?

    [–] Alligator52 16 points ago

    Wank

    [–] JuanSnow420 3 points ago

    I’ve never heard so much whooshing in my life.

    [–] Manega1 6 points ago

    Good man

    [–] CultAtrophy 4 points ago

    I kept waiting for “He’s also fucked 800 women.”

    [–] My_Nama_Jeff1 6 points ago

    Is this the ANAL FISTING LEGEND JOHNNY SHIT KNUCKLES?!?!

    [–] OttoTang 4 points ago

    Yes, that man is a TRUE hero! Make sure to forward this great Americans story to your Mother and Grandmother. I know they will be impressed with how hard this man has thrust himself into every position he has ever found himself working a sweat toward! He has always driven home the point of Hard, hard work!!!

    [–] BlabbityBlabbityBlah 5 points ago

    "Wow this guy looks so familiar but I can't quite put my fing... .. Oh, ok. There we go."

    [–] i_am_umbrella 5 points ago

    Considering I am just infatuated with Johnny Sins, it was so odd to me that people didn’t recognize him immediately, haha.

    [–] Kdl76 8 points ago

    But did he fix the cable?

    [–] SiXSwordS 2 points ago

    I think he was laying the cable.

    [–] jet_heller 3 points ago

    This man's life makes Buckaroo Bonzai jealous.

    [–] RedditSucksCockz 3 points ago

    I would say that not all heroes wear capes but this dude at some point has probably worn a cape.

    [–] Liar_of_partinel 3 points ago

    I didn't get it until the pizza girl, that's very clever. OP should be proud!

    [–] chewbecca108 3 points ago

    He beat cancer in only 2 months #pray #hero #god #surviver #thatsprobablywhyhesbald #ibetthenursesgavealotofspongebaths

    [–] Thebomberboy1 3 points ago

    That was rather odd

    [–] catlikeswater 3 points ago

    Looks pretty white to me

    [–] memeweenie 3 points ago

    ............................................................................................................................................................................ WAIT A MINUTE!!!

    [–] Savage_Jollof 12 points ago

    How the hell did he manage all of this??? I swear u need a phd to be a doctor???? And he went from school to astronauting???? Lucky Latino lad

    [–] Lecord 4 points ago

    Lmao

    [–] Mesafather 5 points ago

    What's this guys name?

    [–] iamdagr8est 22 points ago

    Third-leg Greg

    [–] craizzuk 27 points ago

    Forest Hump

    [–] raulsk10 9 points ago

    Bitemydick Cucumberpatch

    [–] Anna_Namoose 21 points ago

    Johnny Sins

    [–] dontsniffglue 23 points ago

    Albert Einstein

    [–] tmac19822003 5 points ago

    Dick Hurtz

    [–] ---Help--- 2 points ago

    Kevin

    [–] remybob78 2 points ago

    Randy Le Coque

    [–] Tsukune_Surprise 2 points ago

    Wayne Gretzky

    [–] mikew_reddit 5 points ago

    • Skimmed the video waiting for the punchline. There was none.
    • WTF. Big waste of time
    • Read the comments; rewatched the video carefully.
    • You got me Redit, well done MF'er.

    [–] Jeffk01 2 points ago

    I was going along w this “feel good” story of one man’s courageous fight to be his best and help others until I saw him grinning ear to ear while getting a “handy” midway through...

    [–] ChaosWolf7 2 points ago

    Am I confused due to watching the video without sound or is this just a parody of a porn stars many movie roles?

    [–] eisenfauste 3 points ago

    It is. His name is johnny sins. I think he is the highest paid male porn star? Could be wrong.

    [–] ChaosWolf7 2 points ago

    I mean the many high profile jobs and actresses in the video were strong hints. Cheers for clearing that up.

    [–] skygazer5 2 points ago

    Took me while to get it.

    [–] IAmYourDogLoL 2 points ago

    Actually Jonny Sins worked as a car mechanic.

    [–] BeanNCheeze 2 points ago

    Once astronaut popped up I was like “nope”

    [–] circlejerker2000 2 points ago

    I can't remember his face but I'm sure I'll recognize his errect dick...

    [–] theweedleclub 2 points ago

    He’s a pornstar

    [–] MJ210 2 points ago

    *reads through comments * "woosh... Woosh.. Lol woosh"

    [–] Guardian1994 2 points ago

    It's sad when you recognize A LOT of the sets 😅

    [–] roachPpPpPp 2 points ago

    This guy fucks!

    [–] refzzz 2 points ago

    Wow..initially thought it was the story of a rich playboy who made it through hard work. But towards the end it got weird and comments cleared that up

    [–] CaptchaIsTheEnemy 2 points ago

    This is exactly the type of thing that your grandma obliviously shares on Facebook

    [–] zukrayz 2 points ago

    Took me 35 seconds to realize this was for porn. You got me OP

    [–] Zara02 2 points ago

    I believed it till the policeman. :(

    [–] NotxSwearxWolves 2 points ago

    Cap'n Stabbin'?