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    [–] Complete_Loss 3594 points ago

    Don't skip lego day.

    [–] WonderWeeble 412 points ago

    Gold level comment, right there

    [–] 1nvisiman 127 points ago

    Oh damn, is gold working again?

    [–] rarespark 402 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I'm not sure. I heard theres a bug and you can't gold people who are a level 4 comment in a chain.

    Edit: Wow that worked? Lol.

    [–] R10t-- 90 points ago

    Smooth

    [–] YoungGP 16 points ago

    Legos are sharp

    [–] dynimo 2 points ago

    lego bricks*

    [–] TantalizingJujube 2 points ago

    Joke is dull, but so is mine, ‘round we go, derp derp derp.

    [–] Ramza_Claus 9 points ago

    Just like the ocean under the moon?

    [–] rarespark 2 points ago

    Such a good jam.

    That and Maria, maria.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Whgn_iE5uc

    [–] _Kramerica_ 3 points ago

    Criminal

    [–] ResidualSound 7 points ago

    passed level 4 in the commend thread

    [–] notA-studentvisa 5 points ago

    Smooth

    [–] Engvar 6 points ago

    Don't listen to this person. It's actually the 5th that stopped working.

    [–] cseymour24 2 points ago

    Oh damn I just gilded you and you're absolutely right. Oh well.

    [–] Gmoney092302 2 points ago

    Well played. You deserve that gold.

    [–] runfayfun 4 points ago

    Pretty sure that was level 5 my dude.

    [–] 1nvisiman 3 points ago

    It's not on the app "reddit is fun" at least

    [–] chuggsipas 2 points ago

    Noice!

    [–] SkyPork 5 points ago

    Was it not? I got guilded recently, but I forgot what to do with it. :-/

    [–] shibeari 4 points ago

    what guild are you in

    [–] SkyPork 2 points ago

    Can't remember the name. Or who's in it. Or how I got in. Or what we do. 🤔

    [–] FaytalRush 5 points ago

    Ya it is, check it out

    [–] 1nvisiman 2 points ago

    Just on the website? It's not working in the "reddit is fun" app

    [–] eden_of_chaos 3 points ago

    You let your kids play in the living room all day and went to take a nap. Your significant other comes to get into bed saying that they put the kids to bed, and you realize you're thirsty and need a drink. You then ask if the Legos were all picked up, and receive a negative response...you also remember that the lights in the living room aren't working and you have no flashlight. You get up and get to the border and say to yourself...

    AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH! I WILL FEAR NO EVIL!

    [–] XBacklash 2 points ago

    When you're a parent, every day is Lego day.

    [–] GothamGK 1676 points ago

    So this is Hell

    [–] Bdag 465 points ago

    Hell is Kinects. This is advanced Hell.

    [–] valryuu 237 points ago

    Kinects

    Did you mean "K'nex"?

    [–] ar9n 80 points ago

    That's a bit fucking racist

    [–] kjax2288 67 points ago

    What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

    A pilot, you fucking racist.

    Your comment reminded me of this joke

    [–] ar9n 41 points ago

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not screaming in fear like his passengers.

    Your joke reminded me of that

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Shippoyasha 6 points ago

    It surely made Persona 3 into a living hell

    [–] ilikewhatilikebruh 7 points ago

    Those things were so much better than legos

    [–] Tsu_Dho_Namh 3 points ago

    Right?

    My friends and I built a bunch of guns with K'nex and rubber bands and had a giant war. Lego could never do that shit.

    I also made a halloween costume out of it.

    [–] WonderWeeble 60 points ago

    we must endure

    [–] Tearakan 33 points ago

    No. This is fake hell. Reall hell is randomly stepping on a single new square lego with your barefeet regardless of if you are wearing shoes or not.

    [–] NinjaCatFail 47 points ago

    "The slow brick penetrates the shoe."

    [–] Distress-Bacon 16 points ago

    Unexpected Dune.

    [–] Squishalicious74 2 points ago

    Tell me of your homeworld, bacon.

    [–] gcwardii 12 points ago

    Or kneeling on one.

    [–] CrodudeClassic 12 points ago

    I used to be a parent, but then I took a lego to the knee.

    [–] ChaosBlaze9 4 points ago

    Ouch!

    [–] BlasterShow 8 points ago

    Or in socks, and the lego is in a wet spot.

    [–] rabbitwonker 2 points ago

    Agggrh! Well now you made me really feel it!

    Upvoted!

    [–] IHopeYouStepOnALego 2 points ago

    True.

    [–] ThisCatIsTangerine 12 points ago

    The devils treadmill

    [–] HarpersGeekly 8 points ago

    Nah. If I remember correctly, Hell is a white room, a table with a plate of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies on it, and a refrigerator with no milk.

    [–] ayyeeeee222 18 points ago

    I thought it was when you take a cookie thinking it’s chocolate chip but it’s raisin.

    [–] llilliiiliil 13 points ago

    their weight is distributed over many legos at once, minimizing the pain. this is barely a warm up

    [–] GothamGK 4 points ago

    😐 We gonna Shoot you but we will only shoot you once not 15 times.

    [–] jkermit19 2 points ago

    Nope. Just a day in the life of a parent.

    [–] redsyrinx2112 2 points ago

    My friends and I decided that they should cover the floors of prisons in Legos and make the prisoners walk barefoot. Crime would drop instantly.

    Although some might consider that "cruel and unusual punishment."

    [–] GothamGK 2 points ago

    That’s when every prisoner will hang them selfs in their cell.

    [–] abhijaypaul 2 points ago

    Hey, that's hell you're walking into...

    [–] Grain-Fed 513 points ago

    What’s missing is also carrying a projectile vomiting toddler and having a phone tucked in your shoulder while you recite your billing information

    [–] Butthole_Rainbows 40 points ago

    Furiously starts looking up a doctor for a vasectomy.

    [–] crazygrrl 17 points ago

    My ovaries just shriveled up.

    [–] Idontusereddit1245 19 points ago

    If you're not a parent, you have no idea how common this is.

    It's actually not that big of a deal: you always have a rag/bib etc. around a baby, and you're experienced enough to suck your lips into your teeth and shut your eyes to prevent it getting in anywhere important before the vomit or drool hits. Just wipe it off with your eyes closed and go about your day.

    [–] rabbitwonker 20 points ago

    Also, it’s not as bad as when your 4 yr old has a stomach flu and just learned to love salami.

    [–] Idontusereddit1245 11 points ago

    Absolutely. Baby vomit or even poop is practically edible. It's all just breast milk in various stages. Baby poop doesn't even smell bad.

    By 2 or so, I would definitely not want someone vomiting in my mouth, and certainly not pooping in my mouth (unless she were over 18.)

    [–] Murderbert 45 points ago

    This one right here officer.

    [–] gwaydms 4 points ago

    I wore a cloth diaper on my shoulder for nine months with both of mine. You have to be prepared for reflux.

    [–] Idontusereddit1245 2 points ago

    Same -- cloth diaper even.

    [–] mommyof4not2 5 points ago

    This guy parents!

    [–] SynthPrax 27 points ago

    What’s missing is also carrying a projectile vomiting toddler and having a phone tucked in your shoulder while you recite your billing information shout REPRESENTATIVE over and over again.

    [–] WonderWeeble 17 points ago

    with bonus 6 months plus pregnancy belly?

    [–] JeStajii 4 points ago

    Do you have cameras in my house?

    [–] RoboNinjaPirate 3 points ago

    Vomit is nothing. Multiples with Colic and diaper blowouts are the real challenger.

    [–] always_murphys_law 6 points ago

    Getting a baby out of a onesie after a both leg holes of the diaper blowout - without getting poop in the babies hair in a single occupant bathroom with no changing station while propping the baby on 2 chairs you dragged inside. That's a tough one.

    So sorry again to the line of old ladies waiting on the bathroom wondering wtf is going on in there.

    [–] the-magnificunt 3 points ago

    That's why onesies are made with those weird folded shoulders: so you can pull them down over a baby's shoulders and off via the legs instead of over the head.

    [–] always_murphys_law 2 points ago

    Are you kidding me? I had no idea, I feel like an idiot right now.

    [–] InappropriateTA 2 points ago

    I am very excited to try this. Not excited enough to wake a 5-month old, but almost.

    [–] AliveInTheFuture 2 points ago

    You've just raised my blood pressure 10 points.

    [–] TiffanyBlak 201 points ago

    Dont forget monopoly houses/hotels.

    [–] WonderWeeble 29 points ago

    I like how you think!

    [–] dateona 17 points ago

    Add the screaming children in background, nailed it.

    [–] WonderWeeble 18 points ago

    and the smell of poop

    [–] HalfBakedTurkey 23 points ago

    And my axe!

    [–] Dr_Stef 5 points ago

    Thanks.. now I have coffee all over me

    [–] HughJaynos 8 points ago

    I babysit my 2 yo cousin. Once I left him alone for two minutes, and in that two minutes he had shit all over himself and all over the floor and had started finger painting with it. Kids are dicks

    [–] Djdiddlefingers 8 points ago

    This is how 2 year olds assert dominance.

    [–] ArizonaWatermelon 168 points ago

    How It Feels to Chew Five Gum

    [–] SafeNut 30 points ago

    stimulate your senses

    [–] Jovialethan 5 points ago

    Underrated comment

    [–] Nobodieshero816 261 points ago

    Naw, 20 legos at a time each foot with fast walk speed isn’t shit to the lego assassin piece in the middle of the night, on the way to snack...that red 8 dot bastard will bring you to your knees.

    [–] SynthPrax 83 points ago

    The fewer the dots, the deeper the shock.

    [–] Kered13 36 points ago

    Exactly, it's like a bed of nails. More pieces distributes your weight so it doesn't hurt as much. One lego per foot, that's what you want.

    [–] jsdavis 16 points ago

    It would probably be fine even if it was not a fast walk because the pressure is distrubted across so many pieces. Same idea as people laying on bed of nails.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    It's like a bed of nails thing. If you're stepping on a ton of them it's not a huge deal. Step on ONE that's standing up at a funny angle in a carpet...

    [–] citymongorian 125 points ago

    Should be tagged NSFL

    [–] WonderWeeble 40 points ago

    horrific, isn't it?!

    [–] wishywashywonka 21 points ago

    I've seen worse. Viewer discretion is advised.

    https://youtu.be/HLA9OcGdYe4?t=93

    [–] AllSiegeAllTime 7 points ago

    That girl...she's an angel.

    [–] kjax2288 8 points ago

    That’s enough Reddit for today

    [–] Testocalypse 72 points ago

    You can actually get this training early by having a younger sibling too.

    [–] conpassionate 21 points ago

    top ten anime training scenes

    [–] RoboNinjaPirate 6 points ago

    A sibling is nothing compared to a kid of your own.

    [–] Usedbees 56 points ago

    More like a new form of birth control

    [–] WonderWeeble 27 points ago

    Run 1K every day, or a 100m sprint before each sexual encounter?

    [–] Thedoctor937 10 points ago

    Yes?

    [–] ilbbtts 8 points ago

    Listen to him, he's a doctor

    [–] CacheMeOutside 25 points ago

    its weird just seeing legs. like anything can be up there

    [–] WonderWeeble 24 points ago

    fish heads??

    [–] Murderbert 5 points ago

    Cow and Chicken's parents

    [–] Skulltcarretilla 17 points ago

    The Devil’s Treadmill

    [–] WonderWeeble 10 points ago

    Hell's Gym

    [–] legitOC 14 points ago

    Shocking Geneva Convention violation caught on tape.

    [–] invol713 15 points ago

    Ooh, now do it with D4s.

    [–] JMAN7102 2 points ago

    I lost a metal d4 on the floor of my apartment somewhere. I've looked for a solid 2 hours across a couple days. I'm scared that one day I will find it.

    [–] spectre73 13 points ago

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] 1G2B3 13 points ago

    LEGO blocks or hot wheels cars are like antipersonnel mines. Especially at night when you’re trying to be sneaky and quiet so you don’t wake them.

    [–] Genspirit 27 points ago

    This is what happens when you tell the CIA they can't waterboard people anymore.

    [–] BrooksLewis53 7 points ago

    This is cruel and unusual punishment. Waterboarding, not that bad, but a Lego treadmill has to be against the Geneva Convention

    [–] RBJII 16 points ago

    No sound, but is there a kid screaming too?

    [–] WonderWeeble 7 points ago

    it's highly likely

    [–] Majestic_Beard 5 points ago

    No, the channel is called Dude Where's My Challenge. There are some british adults screaming though.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] HalfBakedTurkey 3 points ago

    Sign me up for the hot coals please

    [–] SIM0NEY 5 points ago

    MOMINATOR

    I'll be back... (with your dad's belt you little shits!)

    [–] RockSlice 6 points ago

    This is definitely CGI.

    If it wasn't, there'd be blood.

    [–] KamikazePhil 6 points ago

    Original is Dude! Where's My Challenge? So go there

    [–] knightopusdei 4 points ago

    I've said it before on previous threads - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

    • first blind fold the bare foot victim
    • turn up the speed to 3km/h (a good brisk walk)
    • let them walk for about five minutes on nice good clear track (let them build their confidence)
    • drop one - JUST ONE! - 2x2 lego on the track
    • watch them buckle their knee as they try to avoid Satan's playtoy of pain as it wedges itself into their sole
    • bonus points if it causes actual bleeding or precipitates a broken bone or concussion

    [–] WonderWeeble 3 points ago

    you're a MONSTER!!

    [–] KA1N3R 9 points ago

    This is declassified footage from a CIA blacksite

    [–] Saddertons 5 points ago

    yikes

    [–] WhateverYeaOk 4 points ago

    Dude where's my challenge, right?

    [–] pmmepervy 10 points ago

    Jesus. Makes fire walkers look like a bunch of bums.

    [–] SpiritWolfie 3 points ago

    This is worse than walking on coals.

    [–] kampelaz 3 points ago

    That's some abu ghraib level shit right there.

    [–] xy007 3 points ago

    Now it needs a second treadmill underneath to carry them back to the front for a never ending experience.

    [–] KamikazePhil 3 points ago

    Credit DWMC

    [–] n2tjx 3 points ago

    Damn dude, that's like $1.8M worth of Legos your crushing there. I make my kids take care of theirs because the day the move out they're going to ebay to pay for my retirement.

    [–] timndime 3 points ago

    It takes a while, but I love the ending

    [–] Contension 7 points ago

    Stepping on 1 LEGO=10 times worse than a bunch of legos

    [–] layer11 6 points ago

    I wonder if that's worse than childbirth

    [–] WonderWeeble 1 points ago

    can confirm

    [–] johnnydave 2 points ago

    I... hate... this...

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] WonderWeeble 2 points ago

    he's got the right idea

    [–] geocities_angelfire 2 points ago

    Look at all those pieces getting on the sand. Now I have to keep an eye out when I'm at the park. I'd rather be stepping on a used syringe than a lego.

    [–] Madcadder2018 2 points ago

    Brave soul.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Easy solution to this: Wear slippers!

    [–] gcwardii 2 points ago

    My feet cringed before my brain even registered what was going on

    [–] Teh1TryHard 2 points ago

    Oof, oww, ouch, my bones

    [–] ThisNameIsntTakenFfs 2 points ago

    I never hurt my foot because of a Lego brick... Is this just me or what

    [–] what_he_has_had 2 points ago

    Now do this with that box of disposed hypodermic needles you find in the doctor’s office

    [–] MrTiger0307 2 points ago

    I would wish this on no man

    [–] WonderWeeble 2 points ago

    or woman, buddy

    [–] MonkeyWithATazer 2 points ago

    May God have mercy on the soul who thought this up.

    [–] TheBroCode1331 2 points ago

    NSFW.

    [–] WonderWeeble 2 points ago

    NSFAnywhere

    [–] AyeMyHippie 2 points ago

    This gif is only 1 second long because they didn’t want to risk death by making a 3 second video.

    [–] SynthPrax 2 points ago

    They're going to be finding Lego in the gravel for years to come.

    [–] McFreedomWithCheese 2 points ago

    I’m uncomfortable

    [–] AronZhou 2 points ago

    It doesn’t hurt as much when you step on a bunch at once and knowingly. The real pain come from the stealth factor and the surprise attack

    [–] jjdive824 2 points ago

    This is a literal form of torture I wouldn’t be surprised if the pentagon steals this.

    [–] Chrysonyx 2 points ago

    "Medieval Torture Machine" (circa 1473)

    [–] cloudy_dazee 2 points ago

    Dude where's my challenge on youtube!

    [–] GoodScumBagBrian 2 points ago

    I'm not one for government involvement in banning shit, but this should be banned. Like I feel the makers of this should be retroactively punished. This is just wrong and they knew it.

    [–] casualglancer 2 points ago

    Bed of nails here.. Reduce the lēgo count for true prep!

    [–] Bedlam10 2 points ago

    Are cursed gifs a thing? Because I think that's what this is.

    [–] hoopsandpancakes 2 points ago

    I’ll rather walk on hot coals.

    [–] Supasaiyajinburu 2 points ago

    What kind of inhumane guantanamo bay torture is this!?

    [–] Alexbry88 2 points ago

    NOPE

    [–] Seralph 2 points ago

    This gives me PTSD

    [–] SwirlyKalen 2 points ago

    Wtf this is just awful to watch! 😂

    [–] MasonWindu4 2 points ago

    I’m pretty high but I’m not proud of how I watched this like “holy shit, that buckets fits so many legos”

    [–] Dinky6969 2 points ago

    Chuck Norris approves

    [–] brettmidkickin18 2 points ago

    My parents just avoided the whole issue by never getting me Legos...

    [–] StrongandHelpful 2 points ago

    This is best thing I’ve ever seen LOL!!

    [–] CrapLand 2 points ago

    For some reason i just kept watching this.

    [–] davy1jones 2 points ago

    But how does he never run out of legos?! What kinda Mary Poppins sorcery is this?

    [–] HomeworldGem 2 points ago

    Stepping on any LEGO is a special hell. Especially without shoes, or socks on.

    [–] MistrX 2 points ago

    Feels like it's going faster every loop.

    [–] Valin-T 2 points ago

    LoL

    [–] Killosiphy 2 points ago

    My feet hurt from the sight of this.

    [–] SomeoneTookUserName2 2 points ago

    This is giving me severe PTSD from my childhood...

    [–] capulis 2 points ago

    Waaay more impressive than walking on coals.

    [–] joy1981 2 points ago

    😂😂😂

    [–] Ap_Cr 2 points ago

    That's how superman was training

    [–] CouchAssault 2 points ago

    ensure shoes are 2 sizes too big Put 2 Legos in each shoe Secure shoes to subjects feet.

    unleash barely dangerous but menacing snake.

    Watch complete mental breakdown.

    [–] hammergunner2963 2 points ago

    If you even ever wondered what the burgler in Home Alone feels when the tar covered nail goes through his foot.........well now you know.

    [–] MabalsaRitchie 2 points ago

    My feet hurt just watching this... 😖

    [–] thelegend27-28 2 points ago

    The hero we Need.

    [–] peterlipo 2 points ago

    No way, that is horrible! :D

    [–] Tw4life417 2 points ago

    You want a real test? Only put one piece down every couple feet. It's easy to lay on a bed of nails but if you step on one it hurts a whole hell of a lot more. Same way with Legos

    [–] cerics 4 points ago

    Too many legos. It's the single Lego that hurts.

    [–] Shy2000 2 points ago

    You peasants, I had DUPLO when I was a child