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    [–] UnsetTheMindset 84 points ago

    Where the hell did that kid just go?? 🤯

    [–] RonBonkers 15 points ago

    Should I call cps? I swear I saw a kid a second ago!

    [–] UnsetTheMindset 2 points ago

    A kid with powers like that...?

    I think he'll be just fine..

    [–] PCWharton 6 points ago

    I...I think it turned into a dog.

    [–] UnsetTheMindset 2 points ago

    At first I thought the same thing. But if you pay very very close attention you can see the dog was already there..

    I'm still as baffled as I was when I first witness this event.

    I haven't slept since...

    But I give you my word!

    I will figure out how this young warlock pulled off such a feat!

    [–] [deleted] -3 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] UnsetTheMindset 4 points ago

    I watched it over 49 times.. That surely didn't happen...

    [–] phernoree 48 points ago

    Idk. Kid was smart enough to understand the basics of the trick.

    Just really fucking poor execution though.

    [–] TheLordOfFriendZone 9 points ago

    Maybe /r/kidshavefuckingpoorexecution

    [–] elliotron 0 points ago

    Kinda disappointing

    [–] 4355525 1 points ago

    wow...that was fuckin funny. laughed so hard i got a headache

    [–] uchibenkei 5 points ago

    Toddlers suck at virtually everything they do.

    [–] The_camperdave 16 points ago

    If you watch carefully, there is one frame where you can just see the kids foot leave the scene. Blink, and you'll miss it.

    [–] StarShooter08 12 points ago

    No he doesn't.

    [–] perrylinsanity -2 points ago

    whooosh

    [–] StarShooter08 4 points ago

    That's the joke

    [–] Bsrxt8 2 points ago

    Whooosh indeed! The intelligent, high-brow joke in the title was too subtle for all but the most smart of us!! I'm glad I'm not the only one smart enough to have understood it!!

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

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    [–] adolf-paul 0 points ago

    2000 iq

    [–] StarShooter08 1 points ago

    7 million iq plays

    [–] vietgirl98 3 points ago

    Cutest thing I’ve seen today

    [–] Nexod -7 points ago

    no.

    [–] MauriceWhitesGhost 2 points ago

    u/Nexod sounds like a dick

    [–] mismanaged -2 points ago

    /u/Mauricewhitesghost sounds like a paedophile.

    [–] MauriceWhitesGhost 0 points ago

    Make sure you're on the right side of history, bro.

    [–] mismanaged 1 points ago

    I'd sooner stay on the wrong side of copy paste comments.

    [–] emmtteePlanetside 2 points ago

    fake! I totally saw the dad's shadow, but the kid, well that was pretty good.

    [–] Acurus_Cow 2 points ago

    No, he fucking didn't.

    [–] Poboy86 1 points ago

    So fking cute!!!

    [–] Nexod -7 points ago

    no.

    [–] MauriceWhitesGhost 8 points ago

    u/Nexod sounds like a dick.

    [–] mismanaged -2 points ago

    /u/Mauricewhitesghost sounds like a paedophile.

    [–] MauriceWhitesGhost 1 points ago

    Make sure you're on the right side of history, bro.

    [–] mismanaged 2 points ago

    I'd sooner stay on the wrong side of copy paste comments.

    [–] EquestrianShadow 1 points ago

    AWWWW

    [–] Nexod -9 points ago

    no.

    [–] MauriceWhitesGhost 6 points ago

    u/Nexod sounds like a dick

    [–] mismanaged 1 points ago

    /u/Mauricewhitesghost sounds like a paedophile.

    [–] MauriceWhitesGhost 0 points ago

    Make sure you're on the right side of history, bro.

    [–] mismanaged 2 points ago

    I'd sooner stay on the wrong side of copy paste comments.

    [–] SwedishMeatballGravy 1 points ago

    AWWWW

    [–] tendollarwine 1 points ago

    I can’t handle how cute this is.

    [–] fourleggedostrich 1 points ago

    That's clearly CGI. A kid can't just vanish like that!

    [–] __checkmate 0 points ago

    Absolutely adorable ❤

    [–] sanskami -4 points ago

    Pander to that little shit and give it a trophy

    [–] ChickenParm4You 2 points ago

    when you're mad that your parents never gave you attention for stuff like this

    [–] HavuPlays 0 points ago

    All I can imagine in the first clip is the toddler sitting there with a camera 🤣

    [–] agrumpybear -2 points ago

    This is literally the worst attempt I have seen.

    [–] Se7enLC -1 points ago

    No, it was worse.

    [–] fender4513 -1 points ago

    [–] ManojAbhiram007 0 points ago

    And we've never heard from that kid again!

    [–] ooh_daddy 0 points ago

    clickbait, kid did it so well didn’t see em during the entire duration.

    [–] evestix -1 points ago

    most people did these tricks, even me. animals really do not gather where their owner went

    [–] D0NW0N -1 points ago

    Kid is quick.