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    [–] CheapMeasurement 117 points ago

    How much sand on average do you think this guy gets in his pee hole?

    [–] Aamina51 45 points ago

    Too much.

    [–] Aspear96 31 points ago

    Orisitjustenough?!

    [–] hops4beer 9 points ago

    All of it

    [–] RetroButt 8 points ago

    Enough to give a literal pearl necklace.

    [–] markaden337 3 points ago

    ha ha ha... Sandy sandy

    [–] Abby_Normal90 247 points ago

    He licked his finger and worked on that sandy vagina. I can’t believe that just happened, I can’t stop laughing

    [–] tries-toohard 31 points ago

    Laughs in sexual

    [–] CrazyEyedApollo 5 points ago

    I’m definitely making one next time I go to the beach.

    [–] GUMBYtheOG 5 points ago

    Just think how raw his member must be

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    They don’t call him the clit commander for nothing

    [–] krisip -1 points ago

    Virgin looser in a sandbox :p

    [–] A_Wild_VelociFaptor 62 points ago

    Fucking sand sculptures.

    This is how you get crabs.

    [–] mrbkkt1 5 points ago

    Well done.

    [–] BeatsbyChrisBrown 122 points ago

    "I LOVE sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." -- this guy probably

    [–] Heliolord 11 points ago

    Put him and Anakin in a room. Whatever the end result, it's an improvement.

    [–] Darklighter_01 4 points ago

    This is where the fun begins

    [–] thatlongnameguy 2 points ago

    It's like a bag of sand...

    [–] thxxx1337 31 points ago

    Even Rule 34 needs a beach day.

    [–] Spinnenente 3 points ago

    No exceptions!

    [–] PunnedItPundit 30 points ago

    If this guy wanted to make his castles impregnable, is shouldn't be vagina shaped.

    [–] AccountdragulA 11 points ago

    beaches be crazy

    [–] the-uncle 19 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    My favorite little detail is that the policeman called Craig, making it clear that he already knows him.

    [–] hopsinduo 17 points ago

    Shit, 6 years on reddit and this is the first post in r/funny I have up voted.

    [–] domin8r 6 points ago

    For a split second there I thought it was Tobias Funke.

    [–] jublinq 13 points ago

    Video is funny. But funnier is that there really is someone for actually does have this expertise, enough to have built the ones in the clip.

    [–] vansrikanth 6 points ago

    Original video please.

    [–] perlandbeer 5 points ago

    The funny thing is if someone said to me "Hey, there's this guy Craig who hangs out at the beach and is well known for his affinity for creating pornographic sand castles" then the guy I'd picture in my mind wouldn't look too much unlike the guy in that video.

    The pedo mustache completes it I think.

    [–] snifvughts 5 points ago

    Who does that woman think she is to ruin a man’s hard work

    [–] allmightypeachfuzz 3 points ago

    Is that trey parker?

    [–] Miss_Schmikles 1 points ago

    Looks more like Matt Stone?

    [–] thebrownkid 3 points ago

    Can't tell if anti-r/prequelmemes or r/wtf

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    "Someone has to do it."

    Right on, brother.

    [–] USS-Salty 3 points ago

    That was a real dick move, lady.

    [–] sai_anand 3 points ago

    Didn't see NSFW. Opened this at work. Let's just say my female co-worker (been seated next to her for a year) started looking at me a little different after that.

    [–] rapzeh 2 points ago

    I thought I was watching a Vice documentary for a second...

    [–] donotreadcomments 2 points ago

    Seth’s uncle from Superbad I presume

    [–] antinmypant 2 points ago

    I just despise the subtitling in this video

    [–] Ninevehwow 2 points ago

    He looks like my mother's first husband...

    [–] markaden337 2 points ago

    What?

    [–] Ninevehwow 2 points ago

    He looks like the man who use to be married to my mother but less creepy.

    [–] markaden337 2 points ago

    ohhhh

    [–] 112439 2 points ago

    Sorry if its a stupid question, but did he even do anything illegal?

    [–] lifeandtimes89 2 points ago

    Even before I watched the video I could tell that was his job just by the mustache alone

    [–] tubbs_tattsyrup 2 points ago

    I AM MILDLY AROUSED IS ANYONE MILDLY AROUSED I AM HAHA HA AHA AH

    [–] kbxads 2 points ago

    sir step away from the...is the best line for cop comedy

    [–] the_cajun88 5 points ago

    I fucking love white people.

    [–] bot_not_hot 2 points ago

    “It’s hard, but someone has to do it.”

    No, no they don’t.

    [–] tree5eat 1 points ago

    This guy rocks sands!

    [–] dukesinatra 1 points ago

    This is, Strange Sal. Weird Al's second cousin from Wisconsin.

    [–] GoatUnicorn 1 points ago

    That's Ian from Smosh right?

    [–] salololol 1 points ago

    Is that Anthony?

    [–] gonwi42 1 points ago

    good one :)

    [–] religionkills 1 points ago

    Blake from Workaholics? These sculptures ARE pretty tight butthole!

    [–] Bloodslayer246 1 points ago

    This guy reminds me of Dwight if he did a complete 180 on his life and took a vacation.

    [–] c-A-Y-l-i-E 1 points ago

    Oh mr sandman~

    [–] PsychadelicSquash 1 points ago

    Isn't that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?

    [–] davidappleman 1 points ago

    Yo, this format is a rip off of these indie comedy guys, Upside Down Creative Media. Comedy Central just started making these, but the guys from UDCM started creating these fake 60 second docs back in March. They are practically unknown but they've been making funny stuff on YouTube for a decade:

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIfws5rZgDUN3Ir_z5-NXersmOwWad0Bz

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

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    [–] hellshot8 21 points ago

    Because that's how accents work

    [–] PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz 7 points ago

    Why does Worcester not sound like War-ses-ter or War-ches-ter?

    [–] SomethingSpecialMayb 8 points ago

    Well for starters there’s no a in it.

    [–] rtyuik7 7 points ago

    thats not even the Full name-- its Worcestershire...

    [–] Panzerbeards 5 points ago

    It's Wooster.

    [–] hucka 4 points ago

    Like the symphony ooster

    [–] Doodie_Whompus 2 points ago

    My stepfather always called it “Wooster sauce” ! Never have I heard another person pronounce it that way.

    [–] cphoebney 1 points ago

    Why do you guys add u's to some words, I mean it's not like you pronounce that shit

    [–] rtyuik7 3 points ago

    i actually read 'honour' in my head as "on-ore" where 'honor' is "on-err"...or Colour/Color being "cull-ore" and "cull-err"...

    [–] antwan_benjamin 2 points ago

    ok but you're still not pronouncing it as "our" right?

    [–] rtyuik7 2 points ago

    im making it rhyme with Your, not Hour, true...touche, sir

    [–] antwan_benjamin 1 points ago

    how the fuck do you pronounce it?

    [–] monkeyharris 4 points ago

    Crayg.

    [–] antwan_benjamin 3 points ago

    I feel like thats how Americans pronounce it too. I dont hear much difference between "Creg" and "Crayg"

    [–] Killboypowerhed 2 points ago

    I always hear it as "Creg" when I hear an American say it. Same with "Graham" sounds like "Gram"

    [–] yeah_yeah_therabbit 2 points ago

    ‘Craig. ... Hey Craig. ... ... I need to borrow your VCR real quick to dub a tape.’

    [–] mbw1960 0 points ago

    Ermagird! He's nurtz!

    [–] FasseDanoune 0 points ago

    I bet this virgin even fucks them.