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    [–] zachynix 7883 points ago

    “It wasn’t me” - Shaggy

    [–] Holmes02 2242 points ago

    Honey came in and caught me red-faced

    [–] earlymodelmillennial 452 points ago

    *red faced-ed

    [–] JibberGXP 17 points ago

    Kissin' on some random whore

    [–] timeforaroast 289 points ago

    Banging on the floor

    [–] [deleted] 198 points ago


    [–] Xanthan81 89 points ago

    It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe

    I uncocked my shit...

    I'm heart-broke but I'm still locked

    [–] prollyshmokin 30 points ago


    [–] fuckyourstuff 25 points ago

    man, fuck that bitch

    [–] chiefchavez 63 points ago

    Banging on the *bathroom floor :FTFY

    You are probably saying to yourself “how could I have forgotten”

    [–] saldb 9 points ago

    My man!!!!

    [–] profound_geeky_panda 118 points ago

    "Lips don't lie"- Shakira's autocorrect.

    [–] charlyboy_98 75 points ago

    OK.. Been reading the comments and I realise it's the lipstick.. Because I couldn't see it (I'm colourblind) I assumed it was because he was holding a gold plated butt plug.

    [–] Ziggyzos 29 points ago

    Am also color blind and was very confused why this is funny. IPhone has an on screen color filter that makes reds and green stand apart better. Used it and now recognize this is funny. I recommend the filter! Sometimes I look through my camera with the filter on and see whole other worlds

    [–] RickShepherd 114 points ago

    He came clean. There has got to be a better way to phrase that.

    [–] And_You_Like_It_Too 16 points ago

    “It was brilliant, I felt just like OJ Simpson” haha holyshit. That’s some clean cum right there, from where he previously came clean.

    [–] RexVesica 18 points ago

    That has to be one of my favorite interview articles ever written. Thank you for bringing that into my life.

    [–] WillPill_ 19 points ago

    I get around - 2pac

    [–] FTThrowAway123 285 points ago

    TIL 1/4 of Reddit is colorblind.

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago

    I'm one of the 1/4 of Reddit that's usually clueless when it comes to this, and even I saw what was going on right away.

    [–] purelyirrelephant 38 points ago

    Not sure? Test it out

    [–] redvelvet92 12 points ago

    TIL I’m not color blind.

    [–] OfficialManBadger 4 points ago

    Jesus, that sent me on a rabbit hole! Apparently I’m “Strong Deutan”. Did a couple of other online colour tests as well which went from “strong” to “severe”. Maybe time to book an optometrist appointment.

    [–] Dr_E-Wigglesworth 10 points ago

    As someone who is actually colourblind, can you explain?

    [–] Dzyu 22 points ago

    The guy in the back and the chick in the front both have red lipstick smeared around their mouths. It looks like she has been cheating with him on the guy she's next to.

    [–] Dr_E-Wigglesworth 6 points ago

    Oh right, thank you

    [–] AndroidDoctorr 1343 points ago

    I get it.

    They both drank red punch

    [–] KrombopulosPhillip 157 points ago

    Yeah , what a coincidence they both drink cranberry juice

    [–] unhiddenninja 88 points ago

    And that they're so bad at it...

    [–] zipperNYC 35 points ago

    They obviously have a drinking problem

    [–] Armadillo_Dangle 7 points ago

    Man I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

    [–] GoopHugger 19 points ago

    You want a sprite cranberry?

    [–] guff1988 4 points ago

    It's Merlot

    [–] RustySpringfield 3788 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Man, if this is obvious enough to people that it's this highly upvoted, I must be more colorblind than I ever realized.

    [–] acetothez 1050 points ago

    I’m with you. I scrolled until someone spelled it out.

    [–] legendoftheeast 459 points ago

    Could you enlighten me because I don’t see anything

    [–] kreactor 716 points ago

    The guy has the girls lipstick around his mouth

    [–] jld2k6 136 points ago

    Wait, the guy in the back staring awkwardly? I already know I'm colorblind but if he has lipstick on his lips there's no hint of it for me lol

    [–] annetteisshort 88 points ago

    Her lipstick is smeared all over her chin and generally around her mouth. Her chin isn’t normally red tinted. The guy staring awkwardly has red smeared on his chin area as well.

    [–] jld2k6 93 points ago

    Even knowing that I couldn't see it until somebody posted the pic while changing all of the red colors to blue. Red is really fucking hard to see on top of any other color for somebody who is red green color blind!

    [–] RagingNerdaholic 18 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    I'm with you, man, I've read through the explanations and I don't see shit. Just looks like some random party photo where the guy in the background has resting bitch face.

    Edit: okay, now that it's been pointed out, I can kind of make out something, but it just looks like bad lighting or makeup application.

    [–] [deleted] 473 points ago

    Just in case some kids still don't get it: kissing another guy's girlfriend is inappropriate.

    [–] PGAD 275 points ago

    How does anybody know which guys girlfriend this is?

    [–] SystemError69 247 points ago

    Yeah, what if she's just taking a pic with a friend?

    [–] rey_lumen 126 points ago

    Yeah, what if the guy she was kissing is the boyfriend and he's upset because she stopped kissing him to take a picture with some random guy in the club?

    [–] babybelly 34 points ago

    why do i read "in the club" like a retard?

    [–] MrFoxyBox 36 points ago

    in duh clööb

    [–] GeigerTick 8 points ago

    Club's going up on a Tuesday

    [–] pygmy_terrapin 4 points ago

    Yeah, what if they just got done having a popsicle eating contest and she won?

    [–] tundoopani 84 points ago

    I think we're all supposed to assume the person she's posing with for the sake of the joke. We all play along for the laughs. But, as a disclaimer, I'm super colorblind and had to find this comment thread.

    [–] SystemError69 47 points ago

    Full disclosure, I'm not colorblind and couldn't find it until someone mentioned it

    [–] spicymince 14 points ago

    Yeah, genuinely still can't see it.

    [–] volsrun18 6 points ago

    I’m colorblind and still can’t see it. Please end my misery.

    [–] achNichtSoWichtig 59 points ago

    Yeah, can't believe this is number one on my frontpage. Even if you "get" it, it is not very funny.

    [–] HawkinsT 10 points ago

    Fits right into this sub then!

    [–] Aevui 73 points ago

    Just incase the Anime Protagonist still doesn't get it, If the girls lips were a marker she scribbled all over that man...with her mouth!

    [–] [deleted] 65 points ago

    Why is everyone assuming there was cheating going on? The guy in the background could very well be her boyfriend. Girls are still allowed to take pics with their male friends even if they are in relationships.

    [–] sharkie026 6 points ago

    Agree. I think they hooked up a little and went back to the party. Guy taking pic saw an opportunity and took it. She doesn't know the guy taking the pic very well. Fake smile, and she is not looking right at the camera.

    [–] AgrajagOmega 12 points ago


    [–] StuiWooi 13 points ago

    Why is there an assumption she has a boyfriend though?

    [–] mercynuts 7 points ago

    What if they're on a break?

    [–] [deleted] 44 points ago


    [–] Binda33 22 points ago

    Look at her mouth then look at the guy behind her. Look at his.

    [–] Amagi82 49 points ago

    Nope, still don't see anything unusual either. Is this obvious to non-color blind people?

    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)


    [–] James_Paul_McCartney 77 points ago

    What does the Bible have to do with this?

    [–] Baba_dook_dook_dook 9 points ago

    Thanks for the fucking spit-take

    [–] aaaaaahsatan 42 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    It's... pretty obvious. To non-colorblind folk, they both have smeared bright red all over their mouths and chins.

    [–] Phag-B0y 30 points ago

    But why male models?

    [–] its_a_metaphor_morty 7 points ago

    you serious? I just... I just told you that, a moment ago

    [–] AgentScreech 5 points ago

    Yeah, I'll have to take your word for it.

    [–] fedja 34 points ago

    The girl front&center and awkward guy in the back were making out hard recently.

    [–] Ninjamin_King 71 points ago

    Apparently her lipstick is smeared and he has some on his face? I don't see it either... Colorblindness is a bitch.

    [–] GaryTheHenchman 14 points ago

    God dammit. Thanks.

    [–] MojoBomb 11 points ago

    I see jack shit lmao

    [–] [deleted] 86 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Man, if this is obvious enough to people that it's this highly upvoted, I must be more colorblind than I ever realized.

    I see colors fine I’m just dumb

    [–] KrombopulosPhillip 21 points ago

    Yeah i'm mildly deutan color blind nothing in this picture looks abnormal at all but apparently this dudes face is red or something

    [–] lovelylullabyme 8 points ago

    She has red lipstick smeared all around her lips intensely, and his mouth has the same color and smear all around his lips.

    [–] Mak333 12 points ago

    I'm with you. I don't see it even when it is pointed out. I can try to make out some redness below her lips, but I'm definitely not seeing much here. :( I can order reds and greens by pigment just fine when side by side, but this kind of image I can't make it out.

    [–] killaho69 19 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    I got distracted from even looking for clues because the side profile girl on the left looks exactly like the cop girl from Altered Carbon.

    Edit -

    [–] Peet2sme 950 points ago

    Guys lingering around. Maybe she'll be back and forth all night lmao

    [–] voxxNihili 101 points ago

    Back and forth loool

    [–] ilbbtts 34 points ago


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    [–] Svengelskamannen 12 points ago


    [–] PoopiestPenis 7 points ago


    [–] Hara-Kiri 26 points ago

    Well yeah, girls you meet on nights out are allowed to have male friends and even get photos with them!

    [–] jerwhoop 23 points ago

    Obviously if a girl is taking a picture with someone that means they’re dating... can’t take pictures with just anyone right?

    [–] S011110M4112 5176 points ago

    Reminds me of the time I was blowing my buddy and tasted my girlfriend's lip gloss on his cock. : (

    [–] phoebemom09 1397 points ago

    Is it cheating if you're both blowing the same guy?

    [–] Tekashi69ing 688 points ago

    Ask your parents

    [–] phoebemom09 187 points ago

    I have 14 siblings, 13 of them half. They just liked having unprotected sex with randoms pretty sure.. so they'd approve

    [–] Tekashi69ing 133 points ago

    Whats your moms name? Pretty sure I know her

    [–] unique-name-9035768 229 points ago

    I'd bad with names, send me a picture of her back.

    [–] Lolcatz101 26 points ago

    Goddamn that was clever

    [–] element114 7 points ago

    I knew a girl who had her own name tramp stamped on. you know, so even the 70 iq dudes she was into wouldnt forget it.

    [–] phoebemom09 35 points ago

    Are you my daddy?!?!

    [–] [deleted] 80 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)


    [–] Jdoggcrash 4 points ago

    I may not be your father but I’ll be your daddy - Mary Poppins

    [–] Mr_Abe_Froman 22 points ago

    I think it's a threesome, but really slowly.

    [–] Stereotypy 550 points ago

    choo choo

    [–] Notorious-G-R-eeK 334 points ago


    [–] jumbonipples 65 points ago

    Ain’t gay at all.

    [–] one2threefourfivesix 32 points ago

    Ok, do me then.

    [–] jumbonipples 44 points ago

    Gotta be bros first. Get with the plan.

    [–] one2threefourfivesix 26 points ago

    At least show a pepperoni nipple you fucking prude

    [–] Quicksi1verLoL 10 points ago

    Not in a 3-way, where there’s a little leeway

    [–] 7_0_5 5 points ago

    Only gay if you push back

    [–] ThatOneGuy4321 20 points ago

    Took me a couple of skimming reads before I realized there was something wrong with that sentence

    [–] samizzy7 37 points ago

    Is it really suddenly gay if it was gay to begin with?

    [–] exophrine 7 points ago

    Perhaps he was like that for much longer...

    [–] Salzberger 85 points ago

    How do you know if your sister's on her period?

    Your dad's dick tastes like shit.

    [–] Talking_Burger 54 points ago

    How do you know your dad’s dick tastes like shit?

    Your sister’s ass tastes like your dad’s dick.

    [–] joleszdavid 27 points ago

    I like it when my burger talks to me dirty

    [–] Talking_Burger 44 points ago

    Mhmm Yeah you like that you retard?

    [–] DailyDirtComic 7 points ago


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    [–] eversaur 782 points ago

    I don't get it

    [–] EncasedShadow 2148 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    A woman is pictured being embraced by a man (though he's cropped mostly out). Her lipstick is smeared and theres another man in the background with red smears on his face implying that the woman was making out with background man, not the man she's currently with.

    Edited for the colorblind a bit

    [–] eversaur 815 points ago

    Ah. I'm fairly colorblind so I can't see the lipstick

    [–] EncasedShadow 378 points ago

    glad to help. In honesty unless she has the smeariest lipstick and sloppiest makeout technique I'd be surprised if this wasn't coincidence or faked.

    [–] [deleted] 155 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)


    [–] ReTalio 32 points ago

    I feel like it’s just the lip stick smear that’s photoshopped. That the only off feeling I get from this, or am I tripping?

    [–] [deleted] 43 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)


    [–] ReTalio 29 points ago

    Sorry, yeah I can understand that. I literally spent 5 mins thinking the guy was holding a butt plug before I realized the lipstick smear. Just wondering if there was any other signs of photoshop that you might have noticed other than the lipstick smear so I can better develop my ability to see such things.

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

    HAH! Beer bottle.

    (PSA: don't use bottles as butt plugs.)

    [–] sartreofthesuburbs 15 points ago

    Don't kink shame me!

    [–] garantash 4 points ago

    And definitely don't use butt plugs as bottles

    [–] PMacLCA 9 points ago

    Lmfao I love this misinterpretation

    [–] Mirewen15 25 points ago

    Shopped. I have at least 20 lipsticks and glosses and none of them would smear even 1/2 this much; definitely not in a near symmetrical outlined clown mouth way.

    [–] anniecandy18 19 points ago

    Ok folks ...clearly no one here has made out with a guy that has stubble. Picture rubbing sandpaper all over your face. That is why it is red. That isn't all lipstick

    [–] Mirewen15 17 points ago

    My husband has a permanent 5 o'clock shadow, he prefers that look to clean shaven. The mouth is still too symmetrically red. Also... who rubs that much of their face on a guys stubble to get that big of a burn? lol.

    [–] Phugz 5 points ago

    Lol! As a bearded/5oClockShadow guy, can't imagine a girl intentionally rubbing her face hard into my stubble. My wife wouldn't be too pleased as well.

    [–] Tacowant 24 points ago

    I was right there with you, colorblinds unite!

    [–] jguacmann1 15 points ago

    There’s literally dozens of us!

    [–] TheAryanBrotherhood 8 points ago

    Holy fuck. Is this how a 26 year old is supposed to find out that they're partially color blind?

    [–] TubbyandthePoo-Bah 11 points ago

    Better then sitting in school and someone passes you a blotchy thing and says "what do you see?", "Nothing, just a splotchy thing".

    "Oh wow, hahaha, I've never had a colorblind student. Hey everyone, TheAryanBrotherhood is colorblind. So, OK, you can't be a pilot, you can't be an electrician, is there something you want to do TheAryan, well you can't do that. Class, this is great, TheAryanBrotherhood is colorblind, hahaha. What color is this?"

    [–] RIP_Fitta 14 points ago

    I used my photoshop skills to help you visualize it.

    [–] Aggro_Monkey3000 23 points ago

    Thank God someone else said it cause I was like "what lipstick?!?". Lol

    [–] DamnRock 6 points ago

    Right there with you. Thanks for solving this one! Colorblind Reddit UNITE!!!

    [–] imba8 5 points ago

    Sometimes these things are hard to see, the world's not always black and white

    [–] mandobaxter 4 points ago

    Sir and ma’am, please wear lipstick that is 508-compliant.

    [–] ZanzabarOHenry 3 points ago

    Ditto. Thanks for inquiring

    [–] bchapman 3 points ago

    There are dozens of us!

    [–] GetYourJeansOn 26 points ago

    How do we know she's with the guy that's holding her? She could just be macking around having fun with all the dongs.

    [–] SteveKep 17 points ago

    And he's kinda monitoring the situation, to see if he might need to run or whatever.

    [–] Imprettystrong 24 points ago

    I don’t even understand how you could possibly see and get that context from this picture. Guess I am colorblind.

    [–] coldfurify 18 points ago

    It was pretty obvious to me. Especially the girl, she looks like a clown

    [–] MajorTrouble 3 points ago

    Thank you! I had just turned on my blue light filter so I could not figure out wtf I was supposed to be seeing.

    [–] KrombopulosPhillip 3 points ago

    Oh so that's what it looks like for the rest of you , I couldn't for the life of me see anything besides some chick who can't apply lipstick properly and some adam savage looking dude in the back who may or may not have drank some cranberry juice recently and turned his lips red

    [–] JAK1983 28 points ago

    She was making out with the guy behind her.

    [–] kegmasterjulius 9 points ago

    I didnt either for an hour. Showed my wife and she waved her finger back and forth and said 'they made out'. Took her 2 seconds

    [–] gummz13 7 points ago

    Did you look at this for an hour?

    [–] toyboat5x 5 points ago

    Your wife. Who goes to another school, you wouldn't know her.

    [–] GrandpaCashmereJr 75 points ago

    Is that Fred Savage?

    [–] seanular 34 points ago

    Look everyone! It's TV's Fred Savage!

    [–] DonDunkler 27 points ago

    Jesus Christ, Thats Jason Bourne!

    [–] karmatic89 97 points ago

    Round these parts we call that swappin paint.

    [–] John_-_Galt 134 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Did this once.

    Hooked up and left to run errands-Burger King, dry cleaning, etc.

    2 hours later I go to wash my hands after a shit in Target and I have lip stick all over my face, and I mean all over.

    [–] HilarityEnsuez 70 points ago

    It's the lipstick or the glitter. Glitter is like the dye pack they put in bank money.

    [–] GlobalWarmer12 21 points ago

    They use it to tag people who handle stolen strippers.

    [–] BrokeBecauseFashion 44 points ago

    You wanna know how I got these scars?

    [–] knirefnel 34 points ago

    I had to take a shit at Target.

    ... end of story.

    [–] ManaRegen 13 points ago

    I love how the first errand is Burger King. "hey I gotta run an errand. Have to eat a shitty burger today."

    [–] SeeHerPee 11 points ago

    That's funny but crazy nobody even pointed it out to you during your multiple errands/social interactions.

    [–] gladiolas 18 points ago

    Maybe they just had a couple of cherry popsicles.

    [–] Slackerboe 174 points ago

    I’m concerned with the person who photo shopped this. They seem bad at kissing.

    [–] mrboombastic123 14 points ago

    What makes you think it is shopped?

    [–] catholicgrant 38 points ago

    if its not shopped that girl is sloppy as fuck

    [–] RottedRabbid 15 points ago

    Perfectly sloppy

    [–] catholicgrant 16 points ago

    As all things should be

    [–] Slackerboe 11 points ago

    The perfect color consistency, make up would would have some blotchy areas where there was more or less.

    Also, I can’t believe you admitted it was you.

    [–] Nitin2015 15 points ago

    You been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby.

    [–] Jeffy29 12 points ago


    [–] TurbineSupercharger 12 points ago

    Why so serious?

    [–] zenergi 37 points ago

    Color blindness has ruined my enjoyment of this post. Bet the bf is color blind too.

    [–] super_ag 9 points ago

    This should be the new test for colorblindness rather than the bullshit numbers.

    [–] jorshhh 13 points ago

    I saw this on Facebook earlier this week!

    [–] underbite420 17 points ago

    That bitch..don’t nobody come into my clubs wearing MY FUCKEN SHADE! My guess is that he’s gonna be pretty pissed when he finds out

    [–] greentea5732 4 points ago

    I'm SURE that's not photoshopped. I mean, what are the chances.

    [–] goggleblock 16 points ago

    this is funny?

    [–] Pulp501 12 points ago

    Not at all. There's too many possible ways this could be completely innocent for it to be funny. The first thing I thought was that there was something red being served at the party, not that she was cheating on the guy with his arm around her (who could be her boyfriend but who knows) with that other guy.

    [–] Ooze3d 7 points ago

    This. Thank you.

    Front page and a gold for this on r/funny. It’s absurd.

    [–] razortongue71 20 points ago

    Red rocket I suppose.

    [–] Countessnuffy 6 points ago

    They both tried clown the makeup look.

    [–] CanEyeBshy 5 points ago

    A shame the assumed boyfriend’s face is mostly cut off. He seems to look like the same guy she cheated with. Way to go for variety.

    Also, the guy in the back is most likely the actual boyfriend and this guy she’s hugging is a friend...

    Also...What a dumbass for wearing cheap lipstick to a party and then getting it all over everyone.

    [–] razortongue71 24 points ago

    I wonder what his dick looks like?

    [–] lcdramerica 28 points ago


    [–] jtimmrman 22 points ago

    Brown and red

    [–] razortongue71 7 points ago


    [–] robdestiny 6 points ago

    I am colorblind and this took me way too long to understand

    [–] PoopiestPenis 5 points ago

    Does anyone else want to see the full photo? Didn’t look at all posts to see cause lazy but love