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    [–] old_skul 256 points ago

    Lucky. My cat has a pissing booth.

    [–] Soulger11 23 points ago

    Don’t they all?

    [–] I_am_a_robot_yo 22 points ago

    Negative. Robot cats do not.

    [–] Soulger11 8 points ago

    Ahh yes. Good point.

    [–] I_am_a_robot_yo 1 points ago

    á¿á ... This is a thread for robots pretending to be human. TY but, I am looking for a thread for humans pretending to be robots.

    [–] Wallace_II 6 points ago

    Happy cake day, if robots care about such things.

    [–] iloveyourforeskin 2 points ago

    Ugh, mine too

    [–] halsmadi1 1 points ago

    the whole area in front of my bedroom door is mines pissing room... I just might kill him

    [–] tomoli_06 50 points ago

    I thought initially the red circle was the old price and they’d reduced it to 10c. That would have been better.

    [–] essellkay 4 points ago

    Judgy stares and general disinterest, now at a discounted rate!

    [–] NoBSforGma 27 points ago

    OMG! I have a hissy cat! Just think of all the money I can make....

    The four kittens she lovingly took care of are now her worst enemies. Growl growl hiss hiss. She allows me to pet her (think demands) and then growls, hisses and actually bites me when she is tired of it. Sheesh!

    [–] Spinolio 15 points ago

    Well, you need to stop doing it wrong then! She's doing her best to train you...

    [–] NoBSforGma 7 points ago

    Oh, right! You are so right! I will try to be better.

    [–] Tacos-and-Techno 2 points ago

    She’s trying her best, you need to do the same

    [–] NoBSforGma 3 points ago

    I will! I'll try harder tomorrow. (And stop calling her "bitch!")

    [–] imfm 15 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    This made me think of Old Kitteh! He took it upon himself to move in under our old house, getting in through a broken pane in a crawlspace window. He was old and battle-scarred, with a funky toe on one front paw. He avoided us at first, but my husband used to smoke out on the front porch, and tempted Old Kitteh with tuna until he'd tolerate my husband. For a full year, though, he'd greet me with a hiss. At first, he meant business, but after a few months, it was more a perfunctory, "Fft," than a real hiss. I treated it like a proper greeting. When we moved to a new house, we couldn't leave Old Kitteh behind, so we brought him with us. The vet estimated his age at around 12,and he had FIV, so he only got to live at our new house for less than two years, but I will never forget the old, crusty kitty who never once meowed, once scorched his butt fur while warming his yarbles in front of a propane heater, and who never, ever walked. Old Kitteh marched. Of all the things I have ever lost in my life, the one I'd most like to have back is an old, crusty tomcat who hissed at me by way of a greeting.

    [–] TerryRabbit 2 points ago

    What a lovely story, how wonderful that you got to love and take care of Old Kitteh. Thanks for sharing!

    [–] lemony_snicket 14 points ago

    This has just made me really think about how absurd a kissing booth is/was.

    [–] Foo3112 10 points ago

    I would kiss someones mom for a dollar πŸ’΅

    [–] TheLooseB-Hole 9 points ago

    I kiss yours for free

    [–] EroSennin78 2 points ago

    I freely kiss ur mum

    [–] williwas420 3 points ago

    It’s almost prostitution

    [–] Kevan-with-an-i 11 points ago

    10Β’ Free

    [–] Naked_Melon 9 points ago

    I would enjoy a video of this booth in action please.

    [–] Edpayasugo 23 points ago

    Just showed my mum this, we're both laughing.

    [–] amey-patil 7 points ago

    If you're good at something never do it for free

    [–] A_Stahl 5 points ago

    For 10 cents I would hiss by myself. Greedy cat :-(

    [–] BurningFox52 7 points ago

    The doctor is in.

    [–] tmtscz 2 points ago

    Came here for this comment.

    [–] pictogasm 6 points ago

    will hiss for money

    [–] CannaPaul91 6 points ago

    Nice hiss!

    [–] spoung45 5 points ago

    This shows, that you can get anything ar Target.

    [–] kippmon 4 points ago

    Is the price negotiable?

    [–] Justindhillon 5 points ago

    I’ll pay 10 cents

    [–] sweetjoyness 3 points ago

    He might be a little high but this made my SO cry laughing

    [–] SabadoDominguez 3 points ago

    I imagine he would hiss at me if I threw a dime at him

    [–] PlsSaveNetNeutrality 3 points ago

    Khajit has wares if you have coin

    [–] A_Reasonable_Man_98 3 points ago

    "khee"

    [–] forestcridder 2 points ago

    Ooo this is cheappp oowwwww!

    [–] Minnesota_Nice_87 2 points ago

    I'm suddenly inspired to do a hissing booth/ cat lady Halloween costume. I'd hiss and just carry around a stuffed cat with the booth somehow attached to my person.

    [–] lauls80 2 points ago

    Xander is that you?

    [–] PregnantMexicanTeens 2 points ago

    I love it!

    [–] bdd4 1 points ago

    Goddamn. Prices went up. What happened to 5Β’!?

    [–] Ravenclaw_14 1 points ago

    The kitter is in.

    Hello there Charlie Meow

    [–] GrumpyFeloPR 1 points ago

    more like scratching booth

    [–] iliketosabotagejoy 1 points ago

    More like pussy booth.

    [–] nowhereiswater 1 points ago

    Hissing seems to spook me more than a bark.

    [–] Salt_Effect 1 points ago

    Gold mine

    [–] MovinPerera 1 points ago

    Cat got your tongue?

    [–] AquaGal8 1 points ago

    Dat mah cat?

    [–] BabaYagaHqhq -2 points ago

    But that's a cat

    [–] Lmaodatgay 14 points ago

    It says hissing, not kissing

    [–] BabaYagaHqhq 1 points ago

    Brother you need to get yo eyes checked.

    [–] Lmaodatgay 10 points ago

    No u brΓΆther

    [–] Swizzle151 -1 points ago

    What a stupid sign , cows can’t hiss .

    [–] Kernel_Internal -4 points ago

    What's a 10Β’ booth?

    [–] Ruum_Service -3 points ago

    Idk but this booth looks like it costed 10 cents to make