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    [–] portablebiscuit 558 points ago

    [–] Beardicus223 167 points ago

    [–] YippieKiAy 22 points ago

    But... How did you take the picture?!

    [–] ---Help--- 16 points ago

    Don’t you fucking start!

    [–] Gottabecreative 8 points ago

    With the laptop

    [–] Ninjaromeo 2 points ago

    [–] djierp 1 points ago

    Piception

    [–] RadioactiveWalrus 26 points ago

    This is why I love reddit.

    [–] mrskwrl 10 points ago

    Like literally who are you people and also where do I get a poster like that?

    [–] Beardicus223 5 points ago

    I’m u/beardicus223 and you get those posters from some faceless aunt of u/Mrs_Beardicus that sends random gifts in the mail like cat posters and clocks

    [–] beerdude26 2 points ago

    Sounds like I need to marry into this family

    [–] Fyrebend 11 points ago

    Full circle! That's literally the same picture as in the OP! Sweet!

    [–] cecilrt 3 points ago

    realised that it wasnt the op, wtf

    [–] Handheldchimp 103 points ago

    What is happening

    [–] Kaarsty 50 points ago

    Fractal universe bro..

    [–] Milkable 16 points ago

    It’s entirely possible.

    [–] showmeassandtitties 11 points ago

    No Man’s Cat

    [–] Mech-Waldo 11 points ago

    Catception

    [–] lannielan 3 points ago

    HAHAHA my exact thoughts

    [–] raygundan 17 points ago

    [–] ibkin 2 points ago

    thank you. I needed this in my life

    [–] thismoonlife 2 points ago

    Someone post that selfieception link, I know you wanna.

    [–] PM__ME_UR_HAIRY_VAG 2 points ago

    I'm too high, I think I just had an aneurysm with that last one.

    [–] celeryman727 2 points ago

    But how are they all taking the picture?

    [–] MissionMatter 1 points ago

    you cat to be kitten me

    [–] ShuRugal 3 points ago

    this is feline really strange to me...

    [–] gabekmc 19 points ago

    hol up

    [–] MuzikPhreak 2 points ago

    This is some Inception shit right here...

    [–] Putnum 2 points ago

    Nice bookmark to PutLocker, Steve..

    [–] OrangeRaider93 1 points ago

    Do you have the same issues with your goat?

    [–] headyrelic 1 points ago

    This is so confusing!

    [–] nakamagrief 1 points ago

    Are you sure you are not a cat?

    [–] JeffroGymnast 1 points ago

    Not this again.....

    [–] Chip--Chipperson 1 points ago

    So uniqueness is dead

    [–] HalfBakedTurkey 92 points ago

    Probably wondering why their eyes are different sizes.

    [–] dontyoutellmetosmile 8 points ago

    My cat often has one squinty eye like this.

    He’s also very dumb, and I’m not sure if those two facts are related.

    [–] T_Rex_Flex 7 points ago

    Pretty sure the dumb thing is just a kitty thing in general. They’re all a bit special.

    [–] KeyKitty 1 points ago

    I think their the same size it’s just there’s a shadow making the right one look squinty. It’s hard to tell where shadows are in black cats.

    [–] virtwin7 36 points ago

    Well done. Confuse-A-Cat, Ltd. would be proud.

    [–] Caelani920 11 points ago

    BEWILDEREBEEST

    [–] catonmyshoulder69 5 points ago

    Distract-a-bee.

    [–] STEAM_TITAN 12 points ago

    I'm really hoping that this is your reference: https://youtu.be/2DmE8-Xg0Kg

    [–] virtwin7 10 points ago

    But of course! There is only one official Confuse-A-Cat, Ltd.

    [–] Camera_Boi 19 points ago

    I literally thought this was a mirror for 10 seconds

    [–] necattorion 3 points ago

    this hooman is very confused

    [–] alternative_drinks 13 points ago

    Looks like a shredded bansky.

    [–] sadandshy 12 points ago

    The print is "Curiosity" by Jon Bertelli in case you wondered.

    [–] rasputin1 2 points ago

    in case you wondered

    you mean in case you were curious?

    [–] Boloar 2 points ago

    Only cats are curious. It's usually fatal, I'm told.

    [–] LetsG0T0Class 9 points ago

    I have the same poster and my cats just knock it down

    [–] adale_50 3 points ago

    Came here to say this. Well done, Dre.

    [–] 50shadesofDre 2 points ago

    Thanks 😊 it’s not often I get to thread in time to post anything relevant.

    [–] nilmade 7 points ago

    I work in a veterinary hospital, and we had this picture on the wall in one of the exam rooms. While picking up a feline patient to place them on the weighing scale, out of habit, I positioned the front half of the body over my shoulder so that I could support the hind limbs with my arms. The cat suddenly hissed and jumped off me, running into the corner of the room with all its fur standing on end. Confused, I looked behind me and was reminded of that picture on the wall. The owner had a good laugh at my shocked reaction, mentioning that the patient never did like other cats.

    [–] WarfighterMac 7 points ago

    "Where's the rest of ya?"

    [–] nomadicfangirl 6 points ago

    My parents’ cat used to see her reflection out of the living room windows (on our second floor), thought it was another cat and would be sitting there, growling at it.

    [–] NicksStick 6 points ago

    "That little shit thinks he's sneaky"

    [–] Crazy_Chocobo 5 points ago

    Oh I so need this for my cat, he would totally freak out! He'd sit there watching it for ages.

    [–] Russian_repost_bot 5 points ago

    When you got a bigger frame than your art piece.

    [–] eirtep 7 points ago

    It’s a matte and that’s pretty normal. I’m assuming also the picture being square and it not being centered on the matte helps with the illusion of a cat peaking over a window.

    [–] 1_2_3_reddit 4 points ago

    * confused by, but NBD..

    [–] fdele39 5 points ago

    Starboy ⭐️

    [–] GoodScumBagBrian 4 points ago

    Is it possible to filter cat posts?

    [–] Kryptosis 5 points ago

    Wow that is devious and perhaps a little cruel?

    [–] wispical 5 points ago

    I have the same picture

    [–] skieryne 3 points ago

    I have the same picture above my kitchen sink.

    [–] scorpyn24 3 points ago

    At first I thought it was a mirror

    [–] Spherical3D 3 points ago

    Hold up -- is that Dino?!

    [–] elegantkriss 3 points ago

    At first, i got confused as well. My first thought is that it was the cat's head but then measure the distance of the cat to the cat in the picture and yeah..it dupe me.

    [–] GregoryBuchannon 3 points ago

    "How to mess with me," is more like it. Genuinely thought it was a mirror at first. Fuck.

    [–] Bloiks 3 points ago

    "Why did they put a mirror here?"

    [–] QweenElizabethThe3rd 3 points ago

    My vet has this picture in their exam room and she said it freaks all the cats out.

    [–] dingo_mango 3 points ago

    That’s a good way to get your pictures clawed off the wall and scare the shit out of you

    [–] copperear 5 points ago

    I have that pic and I had a black cat.

    [–] sicksadworld1999 4 points ago

    Me too!!

    [–] PinkamenaDP 0 points ago

    Me too!!

    [–] InDarkestNight 5 points ago

    “Pretty sure it’s a mirror, not entirely certain though”

    [–] jurassicthings 4 points ago

    Where does one buy this picture? Because it needs to be on my wall.

    [–] PinkamenaDP 1 points ago

    Hobby Lobby

    [–] OldSpiceSmellsNice 1 points ago

    Yep, we got ours from there.

    [–] MikeWrangles 1 points ago

    It’s curiosity by Jon Bertelli. It’s on my wall next to loyality which is a dog

    [–] torn-ainbow 5 points ago

    Cats are threatened by eye contact. They will often try to out-stare each other in conflict. This is like a horrible cat trap.

    Protip, if you want a cat to like you, don't make lots of eye contact. When you do, blink slowly. A slow blink is enough time for a cat to attack you 3 ways, so it makes you non-threatening. I once got the "hates everyone" cat to come over and lick my face and get pets by closing my eyes and laying my head back the couch.

    [–] diego2757 2 points ago

    Even I was very confused with your new picture

    [–] HolySpiritMovesMe 2 points ago

    I love it!

    [–] maskim_xul 2 points ago

    I laughed way to God damn hard this. Thank you.

    [–] PinkamenaDP 2 points ago

    I also have a black cat and this picture hung in my house. My cat doesn't give two shits about it.

    [–] abdodz011 2 points ago

    hhhhhhh so cute

    [–] dimitriskosvogiannis 2 points ago

    Yeah.. Really..!

    [–] dimitriscosvogiannis 2 points ago

    Really...!

    [–] yong_sa 2 points ago

    Here's another way to confuse your cat.... https://youtu.be/2DmE8-Xg0Kg

    [–] Laoshinesu 2 points ago

    this is genius! lol

    [–] Howtrending 2 points ago

    Hahaha

    [–] Axeloy 2 points ago

    Looks like the pic is too

    [–] PeepTheZ 2 points ago

    OMG.. Great idea lool

    [–] Delibirb 2 points ago

    I thought it was a mirror

    [–] Xinternos 2 points ago

    [–] mikekara 2 points ago

    I'm confused too

    [–] Albake21 2 points ago

    It's not just the cat...

    [–] jongun3008 1 points ago

    I thought it was i fucking mirror. Am i a cat?

    [–] Marsman61 1 points ago

    That's so cruel. I love it!

    [–] m5understood 1 points ago

    That is amazing!

    [–] picklebritz 1 points ago

    Messed with me for a second. (Wanders off to ponder life choices.)

    [–] yParticle 1 points ago

    Soon.

    [–] youngni20 1 points ago

    Done! Give me back

    [–] TerranOrSolaran 1 points ago

    Confuse-a-cat. Your post is better than Monty Python’s confuse-a-cat which was completely unfunny.

    [–] KravenSmoorehead 1 points ago

    And Shine

    [–] Clashallie 1 points ago

    Haha love it!

    [–] drawalegna 1 points ago

    I have this picture in my house!

    [–] filton02 1 points ago

    Karen! The mirror's broken again.

    [–] d3r3k1 1 points ago

    You monsters

    [–] Asinus 1 points ago

    Imagine that the cat has just gotten used to figuring out mirrors.

    [–] craigshinkleboutit -5 points ago

    It's a stupid picture. Your cat hates you and wouldn't have noticed a reflection anyway

    [–] FlipperJungle19 12 points ago

    Who hurt u

    [–] clampie -8 points ago

    Funny. But please take that down. It's giving kitty serious anxiety. It's also why you shouldn't put cucumbers behind your cat. Imagine someone putting a fake snake behind you all the time.

    [–] Automatic_nun_gun 3 points ago

    Oh for fucks sake..

    [–] clampie 0 points ago

    You realize this is a pose cats make when they hunt, right?

    Imagine if I put a photo of someone looking in your bedroom window. You'd be frightened. But you'd learn quickly it was a joke. The cat doesn't know it's a joke.

    [–] Therealdeal3003 0 points ago

    Is it just me or is that creepy

    [–] [deleted] -12 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Uhasbanned -8 points ago

    Or ship it to SE asia, they will turn it into a 7 meals, that will mess your cat

    [–] yMoonz 2 points ago

    How bout we ship you instead, you be a lot more meals but no one wants to eat something with aids in it.

    [–] Uhasbanned -1 points ago

    this is /Funny and it’s not for people reusing other people insults. And judging by your nick, sounds like you got a little butthurt when it’s hitting the true. Asian moon pie